>>22000769 I'd argue thats the "normal" size for them, you'd either get 3 smaller discs, or one large flat slab of it.
Social Media taints everything it touches, people aren't really eating 5 rashers of bacon, four sausages AND three slices of black pudding in one meal.
>>22000772 >I'd argue thats the "normal" size for them, It's NOT normal size, they are small without a doubt and I disagree with the rest of your post, I would eat that bacon and sausages.
>>22000797 I was going to try the local fish and chips in the area I just moved to but it's a bossman chippy that also does fried chicken and pizzas so I might not bother
As a german, british cuisine feels strangely familiar yet different. It's like, a german could have made that, all the ingredients are familiar, but we just wouldn't do it that way.
>>22000677 Second post in and you're a liar already There's cabbage in that pic Damn it you Brits, first you try to rule us in America and then you try to deceive us by not mentioning cabbage I'm wise to your tricks, redcoat
yeah like this wasn't the 50th thread posting just some retarded garbage nonsense and saying "Is BrI-IsH fOoD ThIs????" and you got fucking butthurt at cabbage you fucking American.
>>22000884 Nah ignore those whiners, this is a good thread. I'm the American who made those anons butthurt. Most of these pics look pretty good. Keep on going if you want
>>22000893 >I'll make a thread about how awful british food is, haha, always a classic! >Get shown actually, britain has some great food >Have an autistic meltdown because you're a piece of shit human being
I am really sorry, but its nothing to do with the British why you're a fucking autist.
>>22000887 >>22000893 I'm pretty shocked, I'm British myself, that was very light hearted and three people shit their fucking knickers. I wonder what happened. I'm in my mid 40s. I can only assume that people got gayer in later generations.
>>22000899 You're 40 years old and geriatric if you think this thread wasn't going to be a shitshow of people trolling and posting "scran" until I, yes ME, turned the fucking ship around.
>>22000902 But... but I've got a big dick and fuck me eyes. Well done for posting pictures. It probably still will be a shitshow when the Yanks finish their slave labour. And it doesn't change the fact that you turned into a mincer about something harmless.
>>22000907 It was very tongue in cheek and wasn't even subtle. Jesus fucking christ what happened to these fucking pussies - so fucking sensitive. Do you really think he was being serious? Look, I think you and op should meet up, you're obviously both at least bi. You can suck each other off whilst crying.
>>22000911 Nah mate I am going to take all of these British classics and make them for myself and let these shitty Americans wallow in their own little cesspit of a website.
>>22000902 >until I, yes ME, turned the fucking ship around. Don't get too carried away and take all the glory mate.
You posted the first 4 images and DID turn the ship around, it was I that powered away on full steam for the rest.
I am also older than the anon you called geriatric, so calm down.
There is no point in having a pissing contest over this but I will say that even the American anons comment about the cabbage, I saw as a bit of banter and some people over reacted.
Pic relevant. For Geriatrics like me, I enjoy a mug of Horlicks, put on my comfy slippers, listen to the Shipping forecast on the wireless and nod off - dribbling down my chin.
>>22000801 Yea, you need to go to traditional chippies with Brit owners and plenty of history. There's plenty in Yorkshire. Even full on chippy resteraunts
Perhaps my favorite meal, the chicken tikka massala with side chips ofcourse. I usually put the sauce over the chips, mix in the chicken with the rice. Bing bang bosh
It’s just fuel. When your working day consists of inventing the jet engine, the television, the telephone and the World Wide Web, defeating armadas, producing the worlds finest steel, building an empire and civilising the planet (India was a no-score draw), running the global financial system, creating the United States Navy, stealing Greek statues, kicking out romans, starting industrial revolutions, freeing Europe from tyranny, retaking penguin shit covered islands from spics, inventing Australia, thrashing the French, raping brown countries for spices and minerals, winning the Battle of Britain, seceding from the European Union, flooding China with opium, being the standard that global time is dictated by, subjugating the Irish, producing the finest beef, whiskey, beer and cheese in the world and undermining European socialism. Yeah, you need fuel.
>>22000986 You eat shit and achieved none of the things you mentioned. You sound like an Italian claiming he needed MacDonalds while painting the Mona Lisa. Meanwhile Brits who actually get shit done eat proper food. Pic related.
>>22000766 fair shout, as someone raised in kernow i absolutely love a decent pasty. oddly you can find good renditions at some of the major rail terminals in london.
its okay to not like us much as we hate you much more i can assure you, anglo scum
>>22000898 Didn't have a meltdown, I just posted a joke. Seems like you're he one having the meltdown while I was just "taking the piss" as you all say over there. I didn't say British food as awful at all. Keep on crying. >>22000899 Solipsism is a hell of a drug. Also kids get coddled more these days I think. Either way, was just trying to have some fun. >>22000900 All good anon, appreciate the posts >>22000919 You call it a cesspit but you're posting here. Guess you're a shithead
>>22001141 NTA but id take my nip gf to a farmers market on sundays where we would eat some tasty faggot buttys. christ, thinking about it reminds me of how much i hate the british climate
Why does all British food look like a Cooking with Jack dish? It's like a mess of random shit on a plate it looks like you just raided the fridge and called it a meal.
>>22001285 I don't know, but given the state of the thanksgiving meals on here, you're in no position to critique. They've been abominations 95% of the time.
>entire thread is just a britoid spamming cope using stock photos Nobody eats any of that shit more than once a week and certainly not prepared like that lmao. It's greasy kebaps and some occasional fried fish or chicken every other day for Brits. One of the most obese countries in Europe btw
Left: lentil porridge, right: sourdough English muffin.
>>22001935 I don't eat a roast every day, but I don't usually eat greasy fried stuff. Have you ever considered that the people on a cooking forum eat differently to average people?
>>22001355 There's lots of different recipes for red cabbage across northern Europe. I prefer the one from my mum's Swedish cookbook; it's sweeter. Really good with pork ribs.
Good on anons turning this from another "haha stargazy pie" thread into a decent showcase of real brit cooking. So much posted here I really need to try making.
>>22005230 Not that anon but in my experience that'd be honey and lemon juice. The more working class version would have a dusting of sugar instead of honey.
>>22005224 >What's the sauce pictured there, old chap? It's a sweet pickle, hard to describe but the most common and popular type is Branston.
>>22005226 >Aren't Cornish just Welsh-lite? They like to think they are, when their fishing industry died some of them revived a dead language and LARP as Celts, just for the tourist industry. In reality they are just another English county but there are a handful of people who shout loud that they are special.
>>22005230 >>22005525 Anon is probably right, either honey or golden syrup. Usually it's just Lemon juice and Sugar.
>>22000986 >John Montagu, the 4th Earl of Sandwich, is credited with inventing the sandwich in 1762 when he requested meat placed between two slices of bread so he could eat while continuing to play cards. This convenient meal quickly gained popularity and was named after him.
That sums up British culinary innovation doesn't it? While Italians were inventing a thousand shapes of pasta, Brits were sticking meat and potatoes in a pasty to make it portable, so it could be eaten down a coal mine. We don't need tagliatelle and conchigle and frittatas. We need steam powered gunboats. Food was generally a secondary consideration.
>>22000660 How are you supposed the eat all that alone? I'm above average for a Southeast Asian (5'9, 184lbs, US 11 shoes, 24 inch shoulders) and I could only probably eat the burger, half the fries and maybe 1/3 the bacons / silced meat and absolutely be stuffed.
>>22000692 all photos I've seen of kedgeree makes it look so dry I just use generic off the shelf curry but I have no clue what they do in a 'traditional' kedgeree
>>22005643 There are lots of recipes online but in all honesty most kedgeree is pretty dry anyway. The secret is to use a smokey fish like Kippers (smoked herring).
>>22000706 Ah succulent unctuous tender beef chunks, ruined with rubbery piss nuggets. I hate that combination so much, like I could stomach kidneys as what they are, prepared properly, or maybe minced up into a sausage, but specifically combined with steak in a rich gravy is awful
>>22000717 i eat one of these every week its so hard to get them right and its always a gamble whether a singular pie is going to be any good at all brand doesnt matter, either
>>22005591 You eat 1 minor breakfast then get drunk from noon to 0600 in the am and then you are starving for some shitty greasy food. Then you will understand what it means to be hungry.
>>22006956 >I'm more British than the King M8, my family's been here for a thousand years. You still sound salty just like your comments dismissing British food and thinking sandwiches are some sort of genius British masterpiece.
>>22007012 No idea what you're on about. I think British food is fantastic, I enjoy it every day. My point was just agreeing with the anon I replied to who said British inventors tended to prioritise practical inventions like engines rather than "frivolous" inventions like sauces.
I didn't say sandwiches were ingenious, or that Brits can't invent great food. I just said the sandwich and the pasty illustrate that point.
>>22005226 kind of but kind of not. the welsh managed to sort their shit out and protect their culture, the cornish didnt. they are part of the original groups of inhabitants of the british isles and had their own language and were mining and selling precious metals for thousands of years before any anglo saxon existed here. i wouldnt listen to any anglo regarding british culture as they worship jews and their king is a pedo. many of the worlds ills can directly linked to these "people". >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornish_people
>>22000682 Looks good but what's the pineapple doing in there? That's an Aussie thing. >>22000723 I can't eat liver on its own but liver and onion is great. >>22000791 Don't normally do tarts (hah!) but that looks pretty good. >>22000726 I've always wanted to try something from Gregg's, just to see how it compares to Australian hot bread shops. >>22002592 I miss English muffins. We used to eat them all the time when I was a kid, now nobody does.
>>22000706 >>22000708 >>22000717 Man I am so mad that meat pies didn’t catch on in the U.S. aside from like chicken pot pie. Pastry meat and gravy should be a slam dunk, I should see all this type of shit in any store (though I’m a coastie so I’m sure some guy from te south will argue that they have a great selection of meat pies)
>>22008292 not much in the way of meatpies here in texas (unless you count the frito pie as a deconstructred meat pie), but we do have klobasneks, which can sometimes scratch the same itch.
>>22008303 You do have empanadas which are very similar to meat pies. Obviously the spices are different, as meat pies use more gravy types of flavours. But we also have Mexican flavour meat pies which would be similar. Meat inside pastry, and some kind of dipping sauce. Always a winner
>>22008320 man, that's a tough one. luckily theyre becoming more popular nationwide, though i havent found anything quite on par with the original. they dont actually seem too hard to make if you were to do it on your own. it's just all in the dough.
>>22008264 >I can't eat liver on its own but liver and onion is great. Liver is hard to pair with, onions are classic or you can chop it and mix with other meats but stand alone, it's a bit odd. But I do recall many years ago eating liver that was rolled in oats before frying, that was good.
>>22000702 incorrect, the earliest recipes for mac and cheese we have come from Thomas Jefferson's estate. also potatoes come from north america so every dish in this thread that has them isn't really british.
>>22009175 Incorrect mac and cheese was eaten in Britain long before America and the British recipe in the 13th Century predates Thomas Jefferson by at least 500 years.
>potatoes come from north america Incorrect, they come from South America and europeans were eating them before the USA was ever founded.
By that metric NOTHING in North America is from North America, not even corn.
>>22010490 >>22010600 >>22010727 >>22010780 Why are you so obsessed with the British and what they do? I don't see any of them getting upset here like you seem to think they are
>>22010914 They're so obsessed, it's crazy. We're never out of their thoughts. "look at that cloud over there, it looks like a delicious big black cock that we all love as a nation" "yeah I bet there's some god damn crooked teethed limey around the corner trying to steal it! We love jesus christ and sugar!" *twerks*
>>22010914 They're excited because they got a fleeting moment of attention from a vastly superior being. Of course they have to pretend they inflicted massive damage. That's how they cope with the truth.
>>22000902 Ausfag here, your food's fuckin shit and I know shit food when I see it because my nation's something of an expert in disgusting anglo-slop for inbred yobbos.
[spoiler]Actually everything here has been pretty good but nothing will ever top the Beef Wellington.[/spoiler]
all this just to go to Greece or Spain and order a plate of fries while not trying local cuisine. you brits are so weird about other countries' food, not even Americans have this weird superiority complex over their food.
>>22013896 if you order a steak in either of those two countries, you're more likely to get fries on the side than not they're chips, and they're everywhere
