>>22007547 Corn dog. Lots of corn dogs. It's the one time of the year I eat my weight in corn dogs. I enter fair and go for corndog. I walk around the stupid 3d printed tables and then go get another corn dog. I'll then load up on jellys, jams, honey, spice mixes from the nice old ladies. I then go get another corn dog and pass more shitty 3d print tables making my way to the leather works. I try on belts and look and over priced handmade knifes. I'll then meet up with my family for lunch. I get a corn dog and sneek bites of funnel cake from mom. We then browse around once more and I pick up my kettle corn. Before we leave I get a corn dog for the road. See you next year corn dog.
>>22007547 I met my first girlfriend at a rodeo on the state fairgrounds. She was working at a hotdog stand and asked me out. I was a freshman in high school and she was in 8th grade. I was a total autismo but was good looking. I got to second base with her on top of the pool table in my parents basement. Then we broke up shortly after because my autism was too strong. I found out later my younger brothers were spying on us fooling around on the pool table and told my parents.
>>22007919 I also meant to add that my favorite fair food is those tom thumb donuts because I like to set in a autismo trance while watching the machine make them
>>22007563 Last fair I went to was in 2007 in Lanquin, Guatemala and the best buy was guaro served in plastic baggies with a straw. We got drunk and watched bull riding.
>>22007644 This anon knows what’s up >go to bumfuck nowhere county fair >hang out at the beer garden all day >pick up sluts with abuse issues and meth addictions >feel the crotchburn a few days later Living the flyover dream
>>22007547 Shark on a stick and kangaroo bites, turkey leg, first year the dispensary is down the road so it's gonna be tasty on that end. RIP my pants.
>>22007649 That’s definitely not at the Indiana fair
>>22007547 Fried mac n cheese Fried snickers - i was really surprised that I liked those so much Elephant ear Lemon shake up Probably bbq instead of a corndog
>>22011133 >>22007727 Oh fuck yes! The smoked turkey legs are a double edged sword... they're huge and beautifully smokey but they're also pretty hard to eat. They're full of cables and cartilage but man if you go full caveman and rip all the meat out the crevices it's satisfying as fuck.
Pic is me many years ago taking some time to get messy with a proper state fair tergy leg
>>22013830 seems risky at a fair but I guess if you can get a good look at them before you order then you'll be aight. also those are messy af to eat and you'll have to hide off to side behind the porta potties or something to eat them
>>22007547 I'm a simple man, probably just a pretzel and a beer, unless it's a fair with regional or ethnic specialties. OP pic is from Connecticut so that would probably mean an overpriced $25 lobster roll.
>>22007547 corn dog smothered in mayo, and deepthroat it, getting mayo all over my face while moaning. when done, I pick up the tips and go home. yes i live in california.
