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I grinded a head of garlic for my special sauce for dinner and since then then I must have washed my hands a dozen times but the smell won't wash away
How do I stop smelling like garlic?
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>>22009335
rub your fingers against your stainless steel sink
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>>22009335
No joke, butter, butt some of us are poor and seems like a waste so for the sake of said unfortunate characters and their feelings I recommend butter.
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>>22009335
rub your fingers against your tender pink prostate
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>being this much of a cooklet
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>>22009335
>How do I stop smelling like garlic?
picrel
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>>22009335
just live with it. who are you trying to impress?
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>>22009335
rub your hands on some steel while washing them. trust me
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>grinded
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>>22009452
grond!
>>22009338
now my hands smell like garlic butter and I can't stop nibbling on them. The fact I've exhausted this week's food budget on the butter to clean my hands with makes this temptation impossible to resist
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>>22009335
welcome to jeethood, thank you very much
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>>22009335
Do 75 jumping jacks and 75 lunges, then wipe your hands on your sweaty balls.
Plus side of this is it with keep gay vampires.
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>>22009335
No sauce needs a head of garlic anyways. Your kind of people won't notice the stench.
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waist of time
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>>22009336
Literally this.
Some restaurants have stainless steel bars that look like soap, that are there specifically for you to roll it around in your hands to get the smell off. I don't know how it works. Tiny pockets in the surface of the metal that the particles are slotting into or something? If soap isn't emulsifying the food particles to wash em away I don't know why the metal would pick the particles up but it really does work.
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>>22009351
I fail to see how an immersion blender would help me chop up some garlic...
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>>22009599
I made extra, problem boys?
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>>22009679
I was curious
> The sulfur from the onion, garlic or fish is attracted to—and binds with—one or more of the metals in stainless steel. Formation of such compounds is what makes stainless steel stainless. Onions and garlic contain amino acid sulfoxides, which form sulfenic acids, which then form a volatile gas—propanethial S-oxide—that forms sulfuric acid upon exposure to water. These compounds are responsible for burning your eyes while cutting onions, and also for their characteristic scent. The sulfur compounds bind to the steel—efficiently removing the odor from your fingers.

I suppose the dashes indicate it’s AI, from some website called thoughtco
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>>22009335
>How do I stop smelling like garlic?
why would you ever want to?
but the secret is simple.
use dish soap, it's designed to destroy food.
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Hear me out: this works
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>>22009680
with the processor attachment
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>>22009991
looks like witchcraft to me...
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>>22009335
You have been bitten by radioactibe garlic. You are now the garlicman
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>>22009335
The garlic is on the inside. You can't remove it by washing the outside.
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The past tense of the word grind is ground. There is no 'grinded', you dumbass.

How fucking old are you that you're unfamiliar with that word so you created your own? How long has this been going on?
You're welcome.
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>>22009335
this curse of the garlic hand can only be broken by wanking a vampire until completion

>>22010757
check picrel
>You're welcome.
You're welcome.
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>>22010757
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=grinded+definition
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>>22010768
forgot picrel B-)
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>>22009335
Simply stop being french.
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Wear latex gloves.
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>>22010784
>didn’t check the usage notes
Imagine being legitimately retarded lmao.
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>>22009674
>>22009674
>>22009674
Can you recommend a garlic crusher that wont bend to shit after a month of daily use? I bought some all-metal ones but they were still shit
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I wish my hands smelled like garlic. I dunno what I put them in, but I do not enjoy their current scent. I can't even describe it.
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>>22012580
ground = crushed a substance into powder
grinded = worked hard
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>>22009335
>How do I stop smelling like garlic?
did you wait?
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>>22009335
you can't forcibly remove the smell it takes time. just by touching garlic it get in to your blood, and will make your breath smell like garlic.
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>>22013017
I grind meat to make ground beef.
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>>22010784
>>22010783
Just because the dictionary people allow retarded zoomer "words" into their official lexicon for attention and cool points, does not mean the rest of us adults actually accept them.

It's GROUND.
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>>22009921
yeah because it literally takes your skin off
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>>22013183
grinded has been a word for hundreds of years
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>>22013209
Wrong.
And if you were to say outloud "I grinded the peppercorns" you'd sound like a fucking retard. So go ahead and present yourself as ignorant if you like. The educated adults will continue to say "ground".
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>>22013212
you are demonstrably wrong
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>>22013222
You found examples of people looking retarded though history. Congratulations. No intelligent person now would utter the word 'grinded' without being outed as a fool. Just look here, it's considered a misspelling. LOL
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>>22013222
>and math it, be- tween

Hahaha! A bunch of demonstrably legitimate language there in your "evidence". Get with the times.
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>>22013185
Problem?
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Turns out my spice rack contents are riddled with errors.
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>>22012580
>>22013183
>>22013212
I've never mound when people use "grinded".
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>>22009746
Maybe, but imo AI writes better than this, in that it uses dashes more properly. That last dash is wholly unnecessary, and the first two definitely isn't how AI uses dashes. I feel this is a person with a particular "voice" (that isn't my favorite cup of tea)
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>>22009335
>>22009450
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stainless_steel_soap
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>>22012939
look for ones made 50 years ago
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>>22014697
i wonder if this would work with cigars. i hate how bad my hands reek of smoke after one even after washing them several times
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>>22015197
Thanks. Any recommended places to look?
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>>22013226
>You found examples of people looking retarded though history
>people looking retarded though history
people who got their literature published despite using the word "grinded"
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>>22009335
cast a spell

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