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>>22009448
i only got to have hungry howies once or twice before they disappeared forever. why has no other pizza place gone all in on flavored crusts?
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>>22009460
What are you talking about? HH is still around
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Imagine caring about an insignificant mascot and not the food. You dumb fucking retarded piece of dog shit. Kill yourself.
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>>22009470
damn. the one in my area closed 19 years ago, i thought they were all gone. I'm in a hungry howie desert...
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>>22009448
I'm hungry for Howie's never ending bread stick
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>>22009448
I never cared for the Fosters logo and I can't for the life of me understand why Aussies drink this shit
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>>22009494
Howie detected
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>>22009528
it's just an F, bro.
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>>22009535
>It's just an F bro
Just an F...?

Just an F!?

Well how would you feel if you received an F? Not very good I should hope!
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>>22009448
local place that makes wraps has a retarded logo
their wraps are good and their chip dip is great but that shitty logo....
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This character for Happy’s Pizza is just sad.
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>>22009586
one eye is a triangle and one is an oval
wtf
he looks suicidal
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>>22009591
Yeah the ai thing messed it up a bit.
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>>22009583
>Thatsa wrapp
S tier pun
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>>22009586
looks like it has the downies
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Howies had really good subs for a chunk of my life. The bread wasn't something I could get anywhere else, nowadays there are these frozen Uno steak and cheese sandwiches, the bread is incredibly similar
Howies also had small, delicious, shitty hot wings that came with a chunk of cajun bread, the cajun bread is a third of the size nowadays
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>>22009448
my neighbor owns the majority of hungry howies never ate at the place but he throws the best parties and has a giant outdoor woodfired pizza oven. on the 4th of july he pays for a fireworks barge to get pulled into canals for a show for the whole neighborhood real cool dude his wife is kinda bitchy tho
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>>22009497
they existed 19 years ago?
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>>22009586
>>22009591
>>22009608
illuminati.
never forget: pizzagate is real.
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>>22009649
ask him how he feels about investing into 4chan.
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>>22009448
Howies is pretty good and cheap af
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>>22009448
>blond white guy
>bad
Shut the fuck up cuck. It looks fine, and they are my favorite cheap chain pizza.
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>>22009448
Tbquizzleh i wanna try flavored crusts
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>>22009448
and?
I'd Fuck im. I'd Fuck that Little Boy Hard
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>>22009448
>dry
>boring
>boomer friendly
It's a good reflection of their pizza
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>>22009649
what's the orgy scene like in your neighborhood? have you ever Hosed Down Hungry Howie after fucking him in the ass?
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>>22009448
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>>22009969
I trust him.
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>>22009972
That is unreasonably unwise
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>>22009969
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>>22009983
What does he know?
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>>22009945
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>>22009448
It used to have character. But now all modern things must be streamlined and soulless slop.
I remember the inside of Hungry Howie's smelling really good. Sort of how the interior to Subway used to smell like actual food.
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>>22010107
Batman's identity
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>>22009969
Shitalians are so fucking Based
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>>22010110
this guy looks like a degenerate sex nut
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>>22010195
based
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>>22010116
>Sort of how the interior to Subway used to smell like actual food.
goddamn. that is such a real detail. restaurant don't smell like food being cooked anymore. its fucking weird.
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>>22009762
I'm 32 and they've been around my entire life
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>>22009528
Fosters is cheap, inoffensive and low-ABV enough you can drink it on the job without becoming dehydrated. What about that confuses you?
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>>22009528
how to speak san fransiscan
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>>22009448
I knew that Hungry Howies had terrible pizza before I ever tried it, because their mascot is a blonde kid instead of a middle-aged Italian man.
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>>22010292
>sic transit gloria mundi
I want to go back.
>>22009528
apparently they don't. it's an exported "Aussie" beer. in my limited anecdotal experience, it's VB and Tooheys.
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>>22010562
Is this guy more your speed?
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>>22009448
I’ve never seen this slop is it better than little Caesar’s or jets
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>>22009643
>the bread is a third of the size

Did you grow up anon?
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How this effort took off as a popular mascot is beyond me.
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>>22010110
Love that this picture's taken from behind something, as if the one taking the photo was hiding from it
Wonder how much this thing's worth
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>>22010863
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Noid#Chamblee_hostage_incident
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>>22009969
>They're alrrright!
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>>22011082
jej
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>>22009528
They don't. Its not very popular at all in Aussie land. It started there got moderately popular like a hundred years ago and then it got imported to the US and other places. Its all just catchy marketing.
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>>22010989
Not clicking. Use your words.
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>>22011090
they were not able to avoid the noid
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>>22011090
>*gasp* i-is that a l-link? *gulp* golly gee my mommy told me to be careful of these... B-but I can't let strangers think I'm scared *sigh* whatever shall I do...?
>*chokes in excitement* EXCELSIOR! That's just it I know what I'll type!
>"Not clicking. Use your words."
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>>22011112
You solved a captcha to post this
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>>22011099
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Noid#Chamblee_hostage_incident

>Two hostages escaped while Noid was eating pizza
Sounds like they were able to avoid the Noid.

>Noid himself committed suicide in the nut house
Can you truly avoid the Noid, if the Noid is you?
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>>22010775
Yes, and their pizza is good (although expensive).
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>>22009448
>post bad mascots
surprised no one's posted Quizno's yet
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>>22011835
Because it's not bad, it's based you stupid motherfucker.
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>>22011841
>t. Quizno's exec
I knew a Mexican kid in middle school with the exact same fucked up teeth that loved Quizno's.
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>>22009586
>>22009945
Those mascots goon to much.
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>>22009448
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>>22011090
>On January 30, 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill man who believed that the "Avoid the Noid" campaign was targeted at him, entered a Domino's restaurant in Chamblee, Georgia. Armed with a .357 Magnum, Noid then held two employees hostage for over five hours.[11]

>After ranting to the employees about how Domino's owner Tom Monaghan had stolen his name, Noid forced them to call the Domino's headquarters to demand $100,000 and a white limousine as a getaway car.[11] He offered to exchange a hostage for a copy of the novel The Widow's Son by Robert Anton Wilson, but reneged on this when an officer brought him the book.[11] Noid then became hungry and forced the captive employees to make him two pizzas.[11] While Noid ate the pizzas with his gun in his lap, the hostages escaped.[11] Noid surrendered to the police shortly after.[12] Two shots were fired by Noid during the incident, both of them hitting the ceiling.[13]

>Noid was charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault, extortion, and possession of a firearm during a crime. He was found not guilty by reason of insanity.[14][15] Noid subsequently spent time in a mental institution, but died by suicide on February 23, 1995.[9][16] This incident was widely believed to have caused Domino's Pizza to discontinue advertising using the Noid as their mascot,[17] but this claim has been rejected by the company and their advertisers.[18]
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>>22011906
sounds like he got a little too paranoid
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>>22009470
I used to love howies, they really stood out with the flavored crusts. this was the one near where i lived 10+ years ago it was pretty busy usually, right next to the college and directly across from one of the dorms. they ran good deals and i'd go there often because it was closer to my apartment up the street than dominos or pizza hut. it was the only pizza place i've been to that had chicken tenders available as a topping. they had it listed as "crispy chicken" on the menu but it was just the tenders/boneless wings or whatever cut into pieces, i'd get that with black olives and some flavored crust. looks like they're closed now and there isn't one near me anymore
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>>22011851
the creepiest thing about that pic is the bow tie.
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Makes me want to bleed out.
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>>22011954
ha ha gay
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>>22012059
This one wins. Loses? Whatever
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>>22012059
>colorado
that makes sense. i kinda love it desu it's so stupid
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>>22012063
>>22012069
ur both gay
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>>22012074
Well I guess I can't refute that.
>makes out with >>22012069 sloppy style
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>>22012084
you as a single entity are gay
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>>22012059
Wtf it's so jarringly ugly
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>>22012059
Woah this is cool
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>>22009448
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>>22012511
I want to eat that chicken (If you know what I mean?)
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>>22011112
This guy looks like someone who would post this only to look back on it with no replies and say
>heh, almost got pents. Im so fucking cool to 4chan
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>>22012568
Dam, i love these lil niggas!
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>>22010709
>apparently they don't. it's an exported "Aussie" beer. in my limited anecdotal experience, it's VB and Tooheys.
Each state has it's own core beers because of the distance it made it hard to export across the country. Although in modern times it's far less standard, and some don't exist any more or had production moved interstate so they are no longer viewed as properly local products.
Victoria Bitter, Carlton Draught for Victoria
Tooheys, KB, Resch for NSW
XXXX and Great Northern for Queensland
Coopers and West End for South Australia.
Swan, Emu Export.
Boags & Cascade for Tasmania
NT Draught until it got shut down.
There's also a fancy beer called Crown Lager that is our equivalent of Champagne.
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>>22009969
are those SS bolts on his shirt? *flushed emoji*
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>>22012059
Awful but nevertheless ionic and beloved
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>>22012592
Dont listen to this anon, he is a sad cunt and a liar.
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>>22009969
>Italian acid trip double SS tiger
>no artificial flavors or colors
It quite literally does not get better than this. Where to cop?
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>>22011112
who are you quoting?
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>>22012672
none of your business
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>>22011906
>make pizza so good it saves your life
That must feel real special.
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>>22012584
>tripfag
Opinion completely and utterly discarded.
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>>22009645
you shut your whore mouth, tommy lee jones is a boss mascot
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>>22012787
This comment is unsanctioned, therefore I’m hitting you with sanctions
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>>22010775
love jet's pizza
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rate the mascot of my favorite pizza place
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>>22012059
weird, i just learned about this place a couple days ago because theyre opening locations in my state. are they any good?
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>>22009497
It looks like the one who is hungry... is you, Anon.
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>>22009470
I did not know that. I literally only had it once ever in my life and it was at my friends birthday party.
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>>22013608
Definitely old school grotesque, I wonder if the current owner has ever thought of updating it?
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>>22013618
Want to try, menu looks good. Kinda $$ though.
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>>22009969
Was that made in mspaint?
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>>22013608
Eww.
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>>22011819
Fren Chicken?
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>>22013608
10/10 would eat
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>>22013608
I like it, 7/10
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>>22009528
Yeah mate I always wash down my Bloomin' Onion from Outback Steakhouse with a nice cold fosters
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>>22011821
I'm getting Kramp Twins vibes from this
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>>22015205
why are canadian cartoons all like this
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>>22009448
We have this nigga in most Belgian fry shops.
Doesn't feel like a proper frituur without it desu.
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>>22009945
>>22015218
snap
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>>22009969
Tony the Tiger's chill cousin who doesn't mind if you want to just veg out and play some video games today.
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>>22012592
>Crown lager is Australian champagne
Haha it's funny because it's true
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>>22012513
Mr. Delicious was unironically ahead of its time. Unfortunately being 40 years ahead of your time doesn't count for a whole lot when you suck in the present day. He's funny today but in the 80's it was just weird.
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>>22009448
has a pretty bad logo
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mistah numbah wan
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>>22009448
buy an ad.
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>>22009497
where I live there are at least 18 of them. I've never been to one.
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>>22009953
sniveling poor detected
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>>22011841
it helped put them out of business.
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>>22009448
I have never once cared about what a mascot looked like.
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>>22009528
They don't, they drink VB. Brits drink Foster's, usually a Top.
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>>22012059
man look at her tits
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>>22011112
kek
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>>22010863
Because he's... ANNOYED!
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Y'all ever eat here?
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>>22012059
I'm fine with them being Genndy Tartakovski ripoffs but why the hell do the noses have third eyebrows?
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>>22012511
>female rooster
>>>/d/
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>>22015218
>>22009945
this thing would make any place using it an instant "pass" for me
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>>22009604
It's not a pun
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>>22009969
>>22011082
>They aiight!
Certified hood classic
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>>22013608
>pleasa kill a me ah...
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>>22009528
Foster's is mostly popular in SEA sports stadiums, I've never seen it ordered anywhere else.
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>>22015218
kek he looks half-drunk, probably an accurate picture of the customers that show up at 1am
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>>22012513
>"You can eat here."
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>>22009494
Why are you in every thread crying?
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>post based mascots/logos
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>>22012059
looks like sweet bro and hella jeff opwned a sandwich restaurant
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>>22012513
best slogan ever

when i open my bar it will be called [My name]'s, and painted on the front window under the name in old-timey script will be "It's pretty good."
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>>22013608
not bad. fun and different. i do hate the font and lettering design, though
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>>22015212
have you not been to Canada, Anon? that is what Canadians look like.
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>>22018239
Mother bear nakadashi...
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>>22018135
Based and Gay
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>>22009448
Picrel was an actually pretty decent feed back in the day
Sadly doesn't exist anymore where I live
>>22009586
HAPPY'S PIZZA LOST THEY MIND
NINE NINETY NINE
NINE NINETY NINE
https://youtu.be/0HbCKgLrtUQ
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>>22011112
Jimmies: rustled
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>>22009945
The eternal fryman. Every second place in Holland used to have their resident fryman. I do not know how or why they dissapeared, but one day no one had them anymore. I guess they got genocided because kids thought they were scary.
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>>22012513
rax is legit delicious
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>>22012513
Shame he didn't last longer. Imagine the burn if he said in a modern advert
>People have asked: Why "You can eat here"?
>When you take into account the state of our competition, that distinction becomes quite important.
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>>22010863
I've got a lot of fond memories playing his video game.
Ironically, the Noid incident happened when I was young enough that I don't even remember him as a dominoes mascot and was baffled to learn that the yo-yo flinging skateboarding rabbit thing was actually the antagonist.
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>>22011090
it's a goddamn wiki link, are you retarded?
Just ask for a fucking tl;dr if you're that illiterate.
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>>22009470
Never seen one around here. And I've lived here for 43 years.
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>>22009494
I always liked Elbys Big Boy
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>>22010190
Not the ones i knew. Absolutely hated them. They used to beat on me growing up.
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>>22015788
I thought they were called Fuddruckers
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>>22012513

https://vocaroo.com/14II41ggyfkf
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>>22015587
asian stuff has an above-average number of mascots that are just asian men giving you optimistic hand signals to reassure you that the product is good.

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