McDonnell's lifehacks yo. The secret to getting fresh fries all the time: >go to McD >order fries >one NO SALT PLS >one regular pls >pay both >get order >because they got the NO SALT order, they had to make a fresh batch of fries >both orders are piping hottt >simply throw away the NO SALT fries >eat delicious piping jot salty fries
>>22009546 i got a job at mcdonald's just so i could prepare an order of unsalted fries for myself then i quit and crammed the entire building including all the employees up my ass
>>22009546 >worker scoops salted fries from the current batch >sets them aside to get cold while preparing the unsalted batch Congrats, you just paid twice as much for even worse fries
>>22009546 jokes aside, asking for no salt fries used to work but after everyone learned you can do that they just started keeping unsalted fries in their own warmer. they will spit in your food if you ask for unsalted fries even if they have a warmer just because they have so much disdain for people who ask for unsalted fries with the expectation that it'll make them do more work without any benefits. working at a fast food place fucking sucks, I stopped buying fast food because I don't want to support the businesses and give the employees more work when it never translates to an increase in their salary
>>22009546 >Go to McDonald's >Order a small soda >Sit on a table >Scout for tables with families or with no fat people >Wait for them to finish eating >When they stand and leave rush to their table to eat the leftover burger, fries, nuggers and icecream
>>22009670 >unsalted fries in their own warmer Are you retarded? When people request trash like this they just toss it back into the deep fryer for a few moments. >cue boomer rant about how fast food workers should be PROUD of their WORK yeah just kill yourself you dumbass fuck
>>22009748 people that eat at mcd's bus their own trays and clean up after themselves. if you don't, you're the odd man out, anon. it's not like whataburger or chik-fil-a where they have people doing that.
>>22009670 >the expectation that it'll make them do more work nobody thinks like this except for those that are emotionally broken and refuse to fix it due to their narcissism (less than 0.01% of the population [good thing too or we'd have to start killing those types since they are nothing but problems for themselves and others]). sane people just want fresh fries and realize there is no such thing as "working more" when your work is scheduled and not piece work.
>>22009794 >there is no such thing as "working more" when your work is scheduled and not piece work. Zoomers have to take a mental health day once every 3 full days of work
>>22009748 kek, but for peak performance you have to rush so hard that you'd obstruct their way out and start eating in front of them, while maintaining direct eye contact with the children
>>22009778 Who started us on this path towards the bottom? Fast food workers use to have pride in their work. Did the workers start slacking first, or did the employers start penny pinching?
>>22009560 KWAB OP got BTFO plus, it's 2026. are there even any McDonalds in western countries where the employees aren't totally worthless and would actually honor your request?
>>22009794 >nobody thinks like this except for those that are emotionally broken thankfully, McDonald's employees are usually so full of joy and warmth, this will never happen
>>22010274 >third have you tried just asking for fresh fries? i do this while handing them a quarter and winking and clicking my tongue and pointing at them with a finger gun and they throw the quarter back at me and ask me to leave
>>22009739 >old ass seething boomer lmao you're gonna be dead in like 5 years max imagine being old as shit and still browsing 4chan lol actually pathetic. also >hating on air fryers you're old AND retarded, what a combo
>>22010866 I built a computer in the mid-90s to visit BBS computers. Back then there were rules and respect and you pieces of shit wouldn't have been granted access.
>>22009546 If you don't specify WHOLE ONION, you won't actually get a Flying Dutchman at In-N-Out. And always get the Fries Well Done, they're mid standard. The Kona Coffee is more than decent if it's fresh, too.
>>22011034 I feel bad for Joshua imagine having a journalist give you an interview as a way to encourage black kids to do something positive instead of smoking weed and breaking public property and when the article finally comes out and you excitedly want to share it with friends and family you see that fucking headline and you want to die
>>22009560 This. I used to work at McDonald's. This is EXACTLY what we would do. If you want fresh fries, order them LARGE and with NO SALT. It doesn't always work, but it works most of the time.
Is this like some kind of point and couch adventure game where you need to have fresh salted mcdonalds fries in your inventory? Who in their right mind would put effort into ordering mcdonalds. Eat the shitty fries. Eat the shitty burger.
>>22009546 Every McDonald's I've been to is making fresh batches constantly because they're continuously being sold to customers. Each batch probably sitting there for 5 or 10 minutes max. Which McDonald's are you going to, Antarctica McDonald's?
>>22009546 Or maybe just don't expect quality when you go to fucking McDonalds. Are you a black woman by any chance? Coz nigger bitches be doing this shit as long as Mickey D's has been a thing .
>>22009546 My ex used to work at McDonald's and she told me this. Except all she said was "order fries with no salt because then they have to make them fresh." Stupid wetback cunt. Why the fuck would I want fries without salt.
>>22009546 McDonalds employee lifehacks yo. >customer orders fries NO SALT >just give them regular old fries because fuck you >or also just dunk old fries back in fryer to fry the salt off them >customer orders sandwich with something removed >just don't do it because fuck customers >or take an old sandwich, open it, flick the shit off it, fold it back up and microwave it again. >customer orders frosty or some other bullshit you don't want to make >just tell them the machine is broken because fuck customers wa la this is reality >
>>22011326 you're so sure i'm lying a more obvious lie would be something like what I wrote below >>22011699 if you wanted any you had to let us rape you first
>>22017190 >just tell them the machine is broken because fuck customers when I worked at the library I'd say this anytime someone wanted to make a new membership card because the machine was annoying to use. Come back later bitch, it'll be fixed when I clock out.
>>22018221 student library, getting hit on by random freshmen girls that looked like they were 15. I've never gotten hit on before or since, but there was something about being at that front desk that attracted these young girls (mind you I was only like 20 at the time), I only ever dated one but it was crazy how many would linger at the desk making small talk or stare at you from their study cubby. Public library, hobos man. All day hobos would come in to get in from the cold or relax a bit and read something in peace. 9 out of 10 were chill as fuck, but you'd get at least one crazy a day. This one hobo midget would come in singing 'I Feel Good', every fucking time, jump onto the front desk, dodge librarians and just be pure chaos with a smile, never violent but very disruptive. That was my favourite crazy, all the others were either druggies or violent schizos. I'm no fighter at all but had to tackle or shove one out about once a month if they didn't listen, we had no security so it was either me or my 60 year old coworker. We had those blue-lights in the bathroom so druggies couldn't see their veins. Weirdest request I got was this 13yo that usually got only fantasy books suddenly asking for loads of books on sex, tantric sex etc Got me concerned but after some light prodding she said they'd just had sex ed and she wanted to be prepared for anything. L Other than that it was very chill, working in a library is boring but peaceful most of the time, you get to see all kinds of people and help them out, lots of kids with cute questions. It;s funny when the kids see you outside of the library, the look of shock.You don't get much downtime though, always some shit to do since we were understaffed.
Also like >>22018237 said, loo many people watch porn there, like they'd have their laptop open and just watch porn in public without even trying to hide it. No idea why they do that in a place where they can't jack off.
