>>22010516 i would like to know if there is any precedent for using burned plant matter in food in a way that is good. in Chopped there was a period where everyone was using "burnt allium" and i couldnt tell if it was some gay culinary school trend or if they just fucked up the onion and tried to repurpose it.
>>22010554 when i was in the navy the first night on the boat i was woken up by my crewmates hand touching my dick through my underwear, so probably 100%
>>22010548 >burned plant matter in food in a way that is good If we stretch the definition to include using a derivative product: leavening such as potash can be made by boiling some kinds of ashes.
>>22010563 Not to me. I was in a foxhole in Georgia and felt something on my neck and grabbed it and it was just a stick but softer. And then it started moving. Fuck those guys.
>>22010516 >thought they would like smoke the sauce by putting cigar ash with the charcoals >nope they're just mixing sauce with cigar ash This has to be rage bait
>>22011871 That's hot, I bet gay sex while the ship is pitching and rolling is out of this world. Like a rollercoaster but you get your butt impaled too
>>22010528 isn't there a way to make sure women are born with this gene? imagine a whole generation of milk maids. no one would ever have to buy grocery store milk
>>22012280 Chinese believe the suffering makes it taste better (unironically) although basic biology shows all that adrenaline and thrashing and other chemicals being released when mammals die violently make it taste worse and have tougher meat
>>22012289 i know that's been said before but i don't really know how widespread of a belief that would be. it just seems more like complete carelessness which isn't specific to china. plenty of people don't really give a shit about animal suffering during slaughter across the globe without thinking it makes it taste better.
>>22012306 My guess is that the bearded fags run a train on the shaven one, and each one gets to be shaven every six months. It has something to do with fag biker culture
>>22012192 She just folds it over a couple of times and rolls it into a tight ball. She doesn't really apply significant intentional pressure directly to it.
>>22010516 homies, pls avoid using pictures of smoking as OPs, some people, like me is struggling with gibving up smoking, and this doesn't help, pls understand
>>22010526 Aren't there people out there in our navy starving eating prison rations today? Same reason we can't land on the moon again right? Stupid fucking country.
>>22012543 I don't know if you're joking or not, but my dad had the hardest time quitting smoking a few years ago when every 4th commercial was for nicotine gum.
>>22010532 Most unusual thing I think I had in japan was Ayu, aka, sweetfish.
I don't got the .webm for it, but the idea is that they starve them for a few days to clean out their bowels, and then when they're ready to cook em, they batter them and immediately deep fry them. The end result is that the Ayu frantically swims through the oil, and its final moments are immortalized as though its still alive on your plate. Some restaurants go as far as having a Fry Bar where you can actually watch this all first hand before it's served to you piping hot.
>>22012726 No, no, you misunderstood completely, they are not sausages, they are homosexual men who engage in homosexual sex into and unto each other's butt's and butthole's
>>22012735 It's more about being practical, and honestly more humane than you think. The concept is that you're supposed to eat the fish whole since they're juveniles, so the only way to clean it is to just let its last meal pass on its own. As for tempura, it's honestly not a bad way to go. Horrifying to watch, but it's pretty painless. At 375F, you're basically dying faster than your mind can even properly register it, and your pain sensors are the first to go. It's genuinely more humane than being boiled or steamed to death.
>>22012797 >As for tempura, it's honestly not a bad way to go. Horrifying to watch, but it's pretty painless. yeah i doubt that. if you've ever been severely burned or injured it might not register as the same kind of pain that comes later but it can still cause a feeling of something being wrong and causing distress. you can try to justify it any way you want but it's likely causing the animal unnecessary distress in the name of spectacle when it could easily be avoided and it's a shitty thing to be doing
>>22012812 >if you've ever been severely burned or injured it might not register as the same kind of pain that comes later but it can still cause a feeling of something being wrong and causing distress. It's a fish. That you're supposed to eat whole. That's smaller than your finger. Just dunk it in the liquid-that-kills-you-in-3-seconds and get the fuck over yourself.
>>22012800 I have never done that, thankfully. I din't know why you need to defend everthing japanese, it's too much. You don't need to be the "in this tempel" faggot
>>22012797 >At 375F, you're basically dying faster than your mind can even properly register it, and your pain sensors are the first to go. sure and it frantically swims through the frying oil for its own pleasure.
>>22012823 >I have never done that, thankfully Yeah. I imagine you're pretty removed from how most of your food is prepared in general. Thank God you don't have to hunt for chicken nuggies, amirite?
>>22012825 I'm sure if you asked the fish, it would oppose any method you offered to kill it. In reality though, the way these things die in nature are honestly more painful and gruesome.
>>22012819 >nooo you have to be okay with me throwing live animals into hot oil because it "immortalizes their final moments onto your plate" and other retarded shit
>>22012831 >the way these things die in nature then we should be trying to make it as easy as possible for them instead of just saying "it could be worse". this argument only ends up discrediting yourself because you're also saying it could be better but you just don't really care that much.
>>22012833 >then we should be trying to make it as easy as possible That's a great point. I'd like to propose we create some sort of magical liquid that kills them in a matter of seconds and kills their pain receptors in the process. Oh. Wait.
>>22012838 there are always methods that are instant and not taking seconds. what would you pick if you had to die and your choice was between something instant or something that took a few seconds? you know which one you'd pick. being snarky isn't going to change that. i get that you probably don't want to have to deal with that you participated in something shitty but denying that it was shitty doesn't stop it from being shitty.
>>22012841 >what would you pick if you had to die and your choice was between something instant or something that took a few seconds? I cannot emphasize this enough, this is a fish with a brain the size 15x smaller than any similarly sized mammal or bird. I seriously have no idea what you're proposing for a faster way to kill it that does not ruin or taint the meat in the process, and you'd be horrified to learn that the way they are normally processed is actually far more drawn out. You're only on this pedestal because this is the first time you've ever had to actually think about it.
>>22012850 smack it on the head, or smack its head on something which is a common practice when preparing fish. chopping the head off would be quick and easy compared to tossing it in batter and hot oil while it's still alive.
>no it ruins the meat slightly and you don't get to immortalize don't care, that's corny
>>22012901 >smack it on the head, It's a fish the size of your finger, what kind of tiny mallet are you using?
>Chopping off the head 1) You're eating the head, too. 2) The brain doesn't die when you sever it. It just slowly suffocates. Seriously, just fry the whole damn thing, I assure you it's quicker and doesn't hurt as much as getting your head chopped off.
>>22012906 >You're eating the head, too. It doesn't disappear when it's chopped off
>The brain doesn't die when you sever it. It just slowly suffocates. Sudden blood loss and trauma to that extent is pretty much immediate unconsciousness. Or at least still faster than being dunked in hot oil.
>>22012912 >Or at least still faster than being dunked in hot oil. It really isn't. Even after decapitation, you maintain up to 4 seconds of consciousness, and actual brain death takes upwards of 6 minutes. What you're describing is both unnecessary, pointless, and crueler.
>>22012695 hm did he finally drop it? and no I wasn't joking. right now I don't smoke from monday until thursday evening, then smoke the rest of the time, but right now I'm doing 10 cigs a day, have gone through 2 days like a breeze, I've done some nicotine gums, but I ended the pack and couldn't be assed to get more, I don't need them anymore I'd say, they're nice though, truly OP as fuck
>>22012926 then that's probably why stunning is usually the required method to limit animal suffering. i still doubt being thrown into batter and hot oil is faster, it might stop moving in the hot oil before it's actually dead and you have no actual data to say it's better. whether or not it's fully brain dead doesn't matter, if you're unconscious you're not registering pain and suffering. i would also imagine that a swift cut through the neck probably causes less pain than full body immersion in hot oil.
>What you're describing is both unnecessary, pointless, and crueler. then stun it first, it's not impossible to do just because the fish is a bit smaller
>>22012940 > i still doubt being thrown into batter and hot oil is faster >just because the fish is a bit smaller >A bit These things are smaller than sardines. I can assure you their entire nervous system, brain and all, is gone within 4 seconds of being in 375F liquid. It's also not a technique people try on larger fish because, like you said, there are better and easier ways to kill them. But fish that size? Pointless difference.
>>22012929 I had a few failed attempts, longest one was about 7 months using patches. I quit for good a few years ago. Took the meds that block nicotine reception, smoked for another couple weeks tapering down from a pack a day to the point where I lit one in the morning, asked myself what the point was, and tossed the half a pack I had left. Wild dreams while I was smoking, intense nausea for about 45 minutes after taking the pill after I'd stopped. Had quit by the end of the first bottle and never refilled it. I still get queasy just thinking about it. You can quit, keep it up.
>>22013208 I made this once and it sucked. the eggs take up none of the flavor do you basically have to cut them up and eat the chunks with scoops of the sauce or it just tastes like a boiled egg
>>22012282 They make the same shit regardless of where they are at. Their idea of a shrimp boil is emptying the spice cabinet into a vat of hot sunny delight.
>>22010558 imagine getting turned into a human nugget and then getting dunked en masse with your family into a pot of oil if aliens wiped us out i wouldn't even blame them
>>22013208 I don't believe this post. I doubt very much this would taste much different to a bowl of oniony coconut milk with curry powder and farty smelling eggs in it
>>22014306 It makes it easier to remove the fur. Chickens are often scalded to remove feathers. It's just cruel to not kill/stun them before doing it and it's most likely done out of carelessness and convenience rather than thinking it actually makes anything better.
>>22012926 wouldnt a slower brain death be more similar to what happens when you die naturally? what if you're robbing the fish of an opportunity to traverse several bardos when you fry the brain so quickly, trapping it for several thousand more eons in samsara?
>>22014306 I heard that chinks believe that adrenaline makes the meat taste better, don't know if they actually think that or if someone is just lying about it.
>>22013985 >DancingBacon I access youtube through a minimalist client and didn't notice the channel's name and subs or that the video had millions of views. You are correct though; the video is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cs4w7MZuBnM
>>22010555 I'm not a vegan or a liberal or anything But I don't like seeing people playing around with the bodies of animals you're about to eat >WHOA LOOK AT THIS GUY TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM ME KILLING HIM, ISN'T THAT QUIRKY? It's disrespectful. Just a quick kill, no show-act. Maybe it's the Native American in me
>>22015639 you don't have to be a vegan or liberal to feel that way. it should be a basic human feeling to not make slaughtering an animal worse than it has to be for them. the way some western countries treat animals isn't all okay either but it's not as common for it to be done by individuals as a socially acceptable thing like it is sometimes in asian countries, with fish especially they seem to get the short end of the stick because they can't scream and fight back as much.
>>22013322 >$380 steak there is no entree on earth that is worth even half this price. if the steak came with a blowjob and an 8 ball of coke it'd still be overpriced
>>22015843 Lmao, that's horrifying. Stabbed through the eyes, grilled alive, sewn up into a giant corpse ball with everyone you know, lol Looking like those dudes sprouting out of godzillas back in Shin Godzilla
>>22015972 Yeah, it's like one or two fags on a boat deliberately choosing really stupid food options and taking a picture going "look at what they did to me :("
Hell, if they didn't have hot options available you could always eat an MRE, which has a bunch of shit in it
I was angry then I remembered that chinese people literally run each other over on roads and leave people to bleed out and die because they don't believe in helping other people, they also get crushed and ground up in heavy machinery daily or sliced in half by molten hot rolled steel ribbons from factory presses gone haywire.
>>22011186 I can't even be mad at them. After all, if they've got zero interest in farming then this is probably the best they're going to manage in terms of making their own food >>22015182 I can't refute you because I've never seen a version of this clip with audio >>22012550 >Yay, my turd cake is ready >Let me dance around like an excited lesbian >>22014143 He's my favorite part of the clip Nothing is funnier than watching poors pretend they're rich and I say that as someone who has fuck-all money >>22017362 I think I'd have more respect for him if he was, honestly
>>22015830 eh, it used to be. My great granpa would stuff puppies or kittens he didn't want into a sack and either beat it with a stick or chuck em in a pond. I heard about this thing some chefs do in Japan where they insert a needle into the brainstem or something so that the fish ''dies'' but stays fresh longer, I wonder if that feels better or worse for the fish than getting quickly decapitated.
>>22018167 nah he was very caring with all his animals but this was a time before neutering was widespread and it would have fucked with his farm if he'd let them proliferate freely, I think it was something that was just normal for people in his area as his mother made him do it as a child. Farmers are just something else, I could definitely never do it.
>>22018224 if you're raised to think something is normal, it often is so until someone else or a traumatic incident reshapes your thinking, particularly if every single person you know does it. I agree they could have done it humanely, I never got why they didn't use that cowpunch gun they used on sheep, probably because it was too hard to actually see what you were doing to cute puppies.
>>22018167 nah, that used to be common. there's no reason to have cats or dogs wandering around that arent domesticated, especially in times of economic instability. you have stray cats or dogs and they kill your chickens, your pets, or even your kids if they can. judging previous generations based on the morality of your own time is gay and one of the reasons everything is so fucked right now, culturally.
>>22011168 all cheese except acid cheese needs a little helper to add enzymes so it can transform in the case of casu marzu, the little helper is the cheese fly and the enzymes come from its excretions
>>22010588 >>22010610 I wish these faggots sold a glass blender cup instead of the plastic shit. But I’m guessing it’s too hard to press fit the blender blades and spline gear together through a hole in the glass while aligning everything?
