>protein slop pasta
show us what, your psychiatry diagnosis?

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>>22011462

>>22011458
Can I have one of the sausages please?

>>22011458
this dood eatin beans

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>>22011471
You can have my sausage

>>22011458
>jarred sauce
NGMI

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>>22011487
It was BOGO!

Pasta is boiled and oiled

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>>22011498

>>22011458
>proten+ pasta
show us your Gains that justify eating that chalky shit op

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>>22011510
It's actually pretty good pasta. I don't notice anything too different from normal pasta.

>>22011462
fpbp

>>22011489
Yeah wonder why
>>22011512
You're all close to understanding

>>22011487
>he doesn't know about cooking the sauce down
you're ngmi.
>>22011498
>oiled
this is disgusting and does not ever need to happen.

>>22011522
there's nothing wrong with poor people, anon.
those who still desire to use money are retarded since money is an outdated concept.

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Time to mix

>>22011529
was not expecting this kind of dish.
was expecting sauce and pasta topping the sausages like a sane person would do.

>>22011512
Mmmmmmboy are
You
Fat

>>22011551
Not trying to be lean until I have 3pl8 Incline bench and 4pl8 squat

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And now we have finished producttttt

>>22011529
I too was not expecting this. It won't be the best presentation, but I'm sure it tastes nice. GJ op, hope you enjoyed it

>>22011561
uhh, where'd the sauce go, LOL

>>22011561
proppa sloppa, abosh!

>>22011572
Soaked into the pasta. Still very moist though.

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>>22011573
>>22011570
So good I had to get seconds

>>22011589
Ok now that looks delicious

>>22011589
I hope you saved one of the sausages for me, I'll be visiting in 20 minutes to pick it up

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>>22011599
Is that a threat?

>>22011589
Looks hearty, I'd have a go

>>22011607
>>22011600
Okay Mr. Grinch we get it.

>>22011458
show a photo of the sausage ingredients list

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>>22011611
I didn't realize this had pork in it.....

>>22011589
not bad

>>22011610
Why are you bothering to respond? It's what a naughty child wants.

>>22011614
inshallah

>>22011614
It literally says “Pork & Beef” on the packaging. Retard sama, please get help.

>>22011622
I've only ever bought the beef ones from this brand. Guess I got a little lax....

>>22011458
>protein+

Do they add soy protein to the pasta or something? Why are Americans like this?

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Time for dessert

>>22011589
Good choice to remove the broccoli

>>22011628
it's mostly pea protein, same stuff they put in a lot of workout powders

>>22011579
>toxic positivty
only women are capable of this.

>>22011584
>this nigga got so dusted he google ai'd that
this isn't just jimmies rustled.
this is the entire johnson.

>>22011614
this is not an issue since the coming of christ, anon.

>>22011561
Theres megaslop, ultraslop, this... this masterpiece is omegaslop

>>22011824
That slop would kill a Victorian era child

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>>22011561
Wow that looks disgusting OP, let me show you how it's done.

>>22011896
Fuck this I'm leaving

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>>22011897
Half a onion, little salt and some pepper

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Onions done. Add prosciutto and garlic

>>22011458
>PROTEIN+
This is a non-heterosxual post. Any adulteration to pasta completely ruins it. You are the great shame of the Eyetalian subcontinent.

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Okay almost ready for the vodka

>>22011903
May as well put the fucking onion in whole with that "dice".

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Almost ready

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Before the magic

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After the magic (heavy cream)

>>22011962
Where's the protein

>>22011962
Prosciutto, cheese and heavy cream

>>22011962
magic ingredients are usually limited to:
>cream
>butter
>excess salt
that's it
it's a short list, but they work every time

>>22011824
>>22011589
Without the broccoli looks good, this is minimalslop

>>22011962
>>22011896
>>22011706
>>22011458
>>22011561
You are poor and stupid.

Aesthetics are a manifestation of the mind; art a reflection of the soul.

>>22011962
Damn you showed OP up in his own thread, do you have no piety for him whatsoever? For shame

>>22011589
Sloppa

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>>22011458
This is the face the Trader Joe’s wagie made when I asked her “where is your yeast?” (in my defense apparently they only stock yeast for the holidays)

>>22011512
Powerful build
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