>aunt gifts me a home beer machine >whenever I want I can pour myself a delicious cold picture perfect pint This is game changing. Went through an 8 litre/18 pint keg in a week.
>>22013250 Oh god. Another day another handle already 2/3 down. Actually forced a meal like another anon recommended last night so I didn't vomit green bile this morning. My eyes are so red it hurts to keep them open.
>>22013287 I will eventually when my organs start to fail. Until then I'm gonna enjoy my early retirement, work on my game backlog, my library, my garden and all the other things I never got a chance to do. It's going much slower than expected because I nap 4 times a day though.
>>22013285 get a good wedge pillow and start taking 20 mg of omeprazole and vitamin b12. I used to drink more than that and never was nauseous in the morning. your stomach and esophagus are being irritated by stomach acid and bile while you sleep. elevating your esophagus will allow the acid and bile to drain while you're passed out and prevent bile reflux from weakened/relaxed stomach sphincters.
My jerkoff neighbor made a big deal out of gifting me his kegerator which turned out to be 100% junk with a broken compressor .. i was irritated at the time but looking back that was definitely for the best … I’d probably be looking like a parade float today if I had a keg tapped 24/7
>>22013910 >You're killing yourself >What the fuck why are you here fuck off >In hospital, dying of liver failure >What the fuck why didn't you stop me
>Make thread in anyway shape or form related to alcohol >Annoying soberfag starts baiting for replies >Anons oblige him and give him the attention he desperately seeks Every fucking time
>>22013316 >recommending ways to keep killing yourself more comfortably instead of recommending ways to decrease alcohol use misery loves company i guess
>>22019270 you are much more likely to suffer esophageal or gastric damage from bile and stomach acid than from alcohol. also see my previous comment. you aren't going to convince anyone to stop drinking. until they make the choice to do that on their own then you should, in my opinion, offer them advice to prevent them from seriously and permanently harming themselves in the short term so they can make it to sobriety or otherwise without permanent disability.
>>22019306 >offer them advice to prevent them from seriously and permanently harming themselves in the short term Using your God-given free will to not ingest poison?
