>>22013303
It would take me six 6 packs to possibly get drunk off that, and I would be out $70.

>>22013303
DUDE
BEER

>>22013303
Glad you accepted being gay. Finally.

>>22013308
GROW
UP
WEIRDO

>>22013336
>I'm mature because i drink beer
adults dont think this

>>22013353
Adults don't think about you anon.

>>22013303
Because I'd drink water, before drinking shitty beer.

>>22013303
Alcohol makes you gay.

>>22013393
Then what's your excuse?

>>22013303
Whoa, almost like you don't gain weight when you don't consume more calories than you can burn...

>>22013303
Vodka is less calories and gets you to where you want quicker.

>>22013303
85 cals per bottle is still as much as or more than the average soda pop and will absolutely still make you fat if you don't burn the calories you drink from it woth exercise

>>22013402
Your dad raping me as a pre-teen/

>>22015735
>85 cals per bottle is still as much as or more than the average soda pop
soda is about 140-170 a can. a shot of vodka is 100. typical beer is 150 or around. could smash about 8 or 10 of these in a day if you only had chicken and water

>>22015853
No way they have brewed beer to be lighter in calories than vodka. Doesn't make sense

>>22015853
>a shot of vodka is 100
absolutely not

>>22015883
you're either fat, retarded, or both.

>>22015883
Well how much are they then?

>>22015735
>fat with a low carb diet
CICOsisters will never make it

sorry anon ADULTS only drink room temperature water and eat unflavored Grue, they also work 100 hours a week and don't do anything entertaining

zoom zooms out of my thread please

Just wait till you hit 40, son.

>>22016596
this
how old are you OP? I drank heavily daily and didn't have any problems until my mid 30's. it will catch up to you eventually.

>>22013303
You mean
>drink all I want
>not even the faintest feeling of being buzzed
This shit sucks.

>20s
>no beer belly
>30s
>start to very gradually get beer belly
>40s
>have a beer belly

that's how it goes