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Is /ck/ doing the "be your own butler" maxxxing?

Example: coffee prepped and loaded and turns on right at the time you wake up.
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>>22014499
I leave bacon strips on my george foreman grill and time it to start 30 minutes before I wake up but I stepped on it and cooked my foot
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>>22014502
>I left my george foreman grill on the floor
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>>22014499
are there any other examples? because moving the prep work to the night before isn't really a substitute for butler activity nor a life hack.

>Butler's make coffee for you while you sleep
>Make your own coffee the night before and heat it up on a timer when you wake up
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>>22014502
Did you get someone to come get you?
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>>22014499
sometimes i put food in this special device i have that applies very low heat over a long period of time. i can put a whole chuck roast and raw veggies in there in the morning, and when i return in the evening from my high paying and fulfilling job, I'm ready to dish out some perfectly cooked pot roast to my wife. i call it a "cook slower".
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>>22014499
>"be your own butler" maxxxing
>coffee prepped and loaded and turns on right at the time you wake up.
How is merely being aware of tomorrow a "maxxing"? I don't understand your post
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>>22014499
pot coffee is for americans and tasteless retards
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>>22014853
I'm not going to criticize the Yanks for this one. I only drink instant
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>>22014853
Coffee snobs are the worst kind of hipster.
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>>22014853
I like drip coffee and I am European, you are a smelly shitbag turd
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>>22014773
oops didnt mean to trigger you I guess we just do coffee a little better here
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>>22014887
>india
>coffee
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>>22014887
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>>22014887
Poop does not make coffee better. Poop ruins the coffee.
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>>22014901
isn't gerbil shit cuckfee the most "gourmet shit" (heh) according to cuckfeecucks?
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>>22014903
Non-coffee drinkers can't fuck so you might want to put that clitty of yours in a cage ylu sissy
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>>22014903
I'm not even sure what you're trying to communicate. Either way: you eat poop.
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>>22014535
>making instant coffee the night before by putting this in milk with nestle quick.
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>>22014499
>he doesn't just take a nodoze in the morning.
ngmi
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>>22014908
Probably that civet shit meme coffee that's "gourmet"
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>>22014983
soulless hylic behavior
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>>22014983
based
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>>22014535
Zoomers label every basic necessity activity as some weird thing that's actually cool
>you're not bringing lunch to work... you're ration maxxing
>you're not washing your bedsheets... you're linens mogging
>you're not wasting all day scrolling your phone, you're cortisol goonplexing
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>>22014983
soulful hyperborean behavior
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>>22014499
For me it’s wearing my dish drying towel on my forearm
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>>22015160
>You're not X... You're Y!
Is this entire generation fucked by AI?
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>>22014887
>turd worlder
>thinks planning ahead by a day is some grand achievement worthy of praise
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>>22015160
>cortisol goonplexing
gonna start using this one
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>>22015238
Retard
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>>22014499
We should enslave ghosts
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>>22014982
Oho that has nipples on it
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>>22014887
bro
>>22014773
literally just said how is anticipating the day after today "maxxing"? You know, basic foresight a child can do? A normal skill?
You can't explain how being able to do something anyone should be able to do is considered "maxxing" because you're profoundly retarded and consider anything that manages to descend to your level of comprehension for a time to be the magic of the gods.
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>>22014502
leg so hot u fry an egg
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>>22016763
The heat of the leg cooks the egg
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>>22014499
>making schizophrenia work for you
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>>22015238
Now that you mention it, that could be a product of outsourcing self perception to chatbots. Maybe zoomers aren't inventing these terms but making AI invest delusions for them
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>>22017065
Yeah that's what I was thinking. Some fucker at work kept telling me to just ask cursor to explain something that would have taken him like 5 mins to do (it's his area of ownership anyway). I wanted to tell the nigger off, so I asked an LLM what to do about this kind of behavior, and it straight up coined a new word for what he was doing, AI deferral or something. I googled the phrase to see if anyone else was complain about that kind of behavior, and lo and behold, it's a totally new phrase that no one ever talked about. It's a plausible enough phrase, and it seems like something people would have coined, but there was no discourse about it at all.
I think that's what happens with zoomers, the AIs feed into their worldview and invents vocab to match.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVdqwD_bcPs
Yeah bro just sucks when the kazoo doesn't get activated by the fan with the bouncy ball off the ledge with 3 bird toys and my eggs come out overdone

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