>>22014683
PISS
OUT
MY
ASS

ty for your work good anons 07

Excellent work gents ('-')7

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>drink coffee every day
>become addicted
>now i *need* to drink coffee every day
>mfw

Is it normal sometimes for coffee to have a mild tobacco aftertaste?

>>22015044
yes

>>22015044
THIS NIGGA DRINKING BURNED BEANS

>>22015044
Not unless you drink charcoal.

>>22015044
The only times I've gotten that are from shitty Sumatran/ Papua New Guinea beans.

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Hey guys, RETARD here. I messed up big time. So I like coffee a lot, yeah? Except I only go to cafes to drink it and I can't make it at home. At the same time I got ahead of myself and promised filter coffee for 10 people at this villa we're staying two nights at. I've never even made coffee before. My favorite cafe will lend me an origami dripper or whatever it's called plus an uhhhh kettle? Forgot what else I needed. I'll get some beans and have them grind them for me in advance because I don't have a grindr and then I'll watch a youtube short on how to make it.

Am I going to cook or am I going to get cooked? Any advice? Surely it can't be that hard.

>>22015278
normies will drink anything, its fine
you do have filters that fit right?

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Man I love coffee.
Man I hate clueless animefaggotposters.
(Currently sipping Finca La Manoa double washed gesha through an Origami)

>>22015286
Filters?

>>22012649
Cold brew is my go to during the week. Personally I've always preferred less acidic, cold drinks and its extremely convenient and stupid easy to make.

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>>22015296
is it the wave or the cone
you need paper filters

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>>22015315

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Good thing I'm clued in!

>>22015315
I need special filters too?

>>22015349
yes
how do you think coffee is made anon?

Also I don't think normalfags will drink anything. They like sugary sweet shit or super duper milky garbage lake latte and cappuccino. Filter coffee especially I feel like it will be the hardest for them to like.

>>22015356
you can put milk and sugar in drip coffee anon

>>22015355
I'm just super duper tired. Of course I'd need the correct filters. Maybe I should just get an aeropress. It's retard proof. Wont be able to farm aura points with it though and I think it's a waste of coffee when you can just use a real filter method. Damn. I'm just gonna google and see if there's a filter making workshop event on the weekend or some shit.

>>22015360
That sounds like literal fucking shit. Aint no way.

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>>22015278
>asa
I will now reply to your post. As long as they're not coffee snobs, they won't be able to tell or really care. It's hard to fuck up filter coffee. Worst case scenario they'll just load it up with cream and sugar. Some of them will probably do that regardless.

>>22015361
Please try making coffee daily for 10 people with an aeropress.

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>needs a workshop to figure out how to pour hot water into a funnel

>>22015363
I guess I'll be the autistic no fun at parties guy if I tell them adding cream and sugar will be retarded and they'll ruin that shit. I do think they owe me some respect if I'm buying expensiveass beans and bringing all this gear to make shit for them. They're not coffee snobs and that bothers me, because as soon as I started talmbout coffee and getting filter, because I'm not about to make 20 espressos with a damn flair, this one bitch started inserting herself with her dogwater portable "espresso" machine that uses dogshit capsule coffee. It's going to be so difficult to hide my powerlevel and not shit on her garbage and ruin her mood and fun.
>>22015366
You barely do anything? Just gotta run it 5 times and I'm done.
>>22015372
I'm buying expensive beansies and I don't wanna tarnish them and also end up bragging about the super expensive and rare beans I got, then serving them garbage that's not made properly.

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>>22015376
>super expensive and rare beans

>>22015381
What the fuck happened here lmao holy fucking shit? This looks like an office. Don't tell me bro wanted to impress his coworkers then got spaghetti arms from nerves and fucked his shit up for life. That's minus 10000 aura right there. I feel like I'd do some goofy shit like this. Damn.

>>22015384
>What the fuck happened here
Looks like Inverted method
Aka that shit you should never use unless you brew with tiny amounts of water

>>22015408
>Inverted method

Fuck is that lmao? You turn the press upside down and put the cup on top? No way.

>>22015411
You brew upsidedown and then flip onto a cup and press

>>22015441
Why?

>>22015444
To impress your furry friends.

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Trvthnvke

>>22015463
Fake truth claiming. These presses are ass.

>>22015463
should be french press

>>22015362
americans and Vietnamese have been doing it for 100 years
if drip coffee is sufficiently strong adding milk makes it taste alright.

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man i fucking love chickory coffee

>man i fucking love chicken
what did he mean by this?

>>22015444
For some immersion in the brew. It's literally impossible to fuck up like that it's a trend to do it on purpose

>>22015463
fake.
high and low iq is 10 cups of drip out of a cheap chinese man coffee maker.

>>22015767
Wrong. "I need less" contrarians that plague this site and wrong about most things and your post is definitely included

>>22015772
you want to fight you fucking faggot? i'll shit in your mouth.

>>22015700
>We pourposely trained him wrong. As a joke.

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>>22015556
HELL YEAH

>>22015772
Everyone just wants to think they are LE BASED CHAD, so they insist that the truthnuke is wrong.

I made that meme even though I use fucking flair 58

>go round family members house
>see they have a nice coffee machine
>she offers you a coffee
>say "yes please, I was just admiring your machine actually"
>they huff, "oh you want a posh coffee anon? I'll have to get [husband] to do it"
>sits there and makes an instant coffee for everyone else
>10 minutes later husband appears and makes a massive deal about using the machine
>feel guilty about having a coffee from a machine that they bought and that they offered
>"we can't taste the difference anyway anon"
Why do these mongs buy coffee machines if they just use instant anyway

>>22016113
this literally happens to me but im the husband
anyway they do it for vanity.
its just wealth signaling.

Tried to make turkish coffee with carbonated mineral water. The carbonation was boiled away but the coffee does taste nice.

>>22014683
The poorer the country of origin, the better the coffee beans.

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New beans

>>22016113
In situations like this is ask for a tea or hot chocolate because I'm clearly not going to get a good coffee.

>>22016113
When in Rome, anon. My mom had a shitty nespresso machine with the pods and whenever I visit her that's what I drink. She loves it but it tastes like water to me.

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>>22014683
I got that coffeetime coffeetime sadness
Co-co-co-co-coffee time sadness coffee time sadness

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Yesterday I ordered freshly roasted coffee in a country I'm visiting (Belarus). Picked it up, it was roasted today. Ove never seen coffee this fresh. And they made me an Ethiopian cappuccino as a gift. It's a good day lads.

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>>22016318

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>>22016320
do let us know how it turns out
>>22016332
why are you sad anon
(i know its a song but i assume you are singing from the heart)
>>22016390
sounds just lovely

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTbJBnkRkFo

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What coffee do i use for vietnamese coffee? is it just cafe du monde or is there a specific one that is more tres autentico? i simply want to drink a vietnamese coffee every day for the rest of my life

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>>22016594
Because I've drank 6 cups of coffee today and can't have anymore

>>22016605
oh yeah im feeling it
just sat down with a BIG cup of coffee(made coffee for 5 and im drinking it all myself)

>>22016630
a sock

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>>22016630
coffee from vietnam
>>22016649
its a cruel world

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>>22016649

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I'd like to report on swedish boiled coffee. I assume it is a equivalent of what you americans call cowboy coffee.
It's... surprisingly pleasant despite being not very deep or flavourwise interesting. It's coffee, in a good but not super sense, just regular good coffee flavour in a non-opiniated way. Marries itself extremely well to milk too.

>>22016630
https://nguyencoffeesupply.com/collections/vietnamese-coffee-collection

>>22016707
>French press (Sweden)

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oh my science...

>>22016113
ESL here. Does round family mean fat fucks or is it an actual term for a specific part of the family?
>>22016390
I suppose you gotta let it settle for a few weeks?
>>22016325
>a shitty nespresso machine with the pods
When I said I'm making filter coffee for everyone at the villa we're going to, this girl forced herself in my endeavor and started flexing her asswater nespresso machine with the pods. I'm not gonna talk shit to her so I don't ruin her fun, but I just know she'll serve literal garbage, yet she'll collect all the aura, because the normies are cattle.

>>22016787
>ESL here. Does round family mean fat fucks or is it an actual term for a specific part of the family?
He meant
>go around family member's house
in text it's proper to mark dropped vowels like that with an apostrophe, so he could have written
>go 'round family member's house
although it sounds better to use a descriptive verb like
>walk around family member's house
>wander around family member's house

>>22016787
>round
short for around
as in "going around to my family members house"
>went around; gone around; going around; goes around
>intransitive verb
>1a: to pass from place to place : go here and there
you can also replace (a)round with to

>>22016787
Go around to the family's house

Columbia gesha
Lilydrip Starflower
Kono filters
Melodrip
Switch
Simple as

>>22016965
>Switch

>>22016965
kinda complicated to be desu with you

>>22017341
Its mostly just pouring water. All the extra shit just helped it not clog.

>>22017367
do you feel like you get a substantially different cup from using the starflower?

>>22015463
>just spend 1k worth of beans every year on a 30€ grinder

>>22016113
>we can't taste the difference
That's impossible, unless they both have medical conditions that affect their taste. Make them do a blind tasting.

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Looks like they're talking shit over at the /tea/ general. Fellas. What is our response to this insult?

>>>/22017559/

>>22017583
>>22017559

>>22017501
The cup would have been substantially different if it stalled. As is it was a 2:30 tbt.
>>22017583
I drink better tea than that anon so im not too bothered.

>>22017583
how would you know?

>>22017589
>2:30 tbt
Damn, i sure love when my cup is as hollow as it could be.

>>22017583
>>22017539
>where the bean was grown is considered unimportant
that's a weird one, how do you know so much but get this wrong
>They also are quite ignorant of what water to use for coffee
or this

>>22017608
its well constructed ragebait by a /ctg/ poster

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The coffee I make at work tastes so much better because of how filtered the water is

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Are there any cheap good chink electric grinders yet? Like the Kingrinder of electric grinders
I saw this on amazon for $120 and has decent reviews, but idk it might be shit

>>22017847
Shardor has a cheaper than df64 64mm spinner.

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Is it gauche to lick the espresso spoon?

If you're going to do coffee and a cig it needs a chunk of dark chocolate.

>>22017678
Get a britta filter (the non-American version, those are rubbish, you want the OG ones from Europe) and use their limescale filters.

>>22015362
>>22015349
>>22015319
>>22015315
>>22015278


Jesus christ what fucking rock do the people on here live under holy shit.

>>22017678
Buy food grade activated charcoal and let it percolate the water in a Brita pitcher, or your Keurig tank.

>>22018089
No way this dude just suggested using a keurig

>>22016850
>>22016802
>>22016801
Why the fuck did I not get that and instead I thought it was a slight at fat people...
I just felt he was calling them fat fucks, because only a fat fuck would have a machine and be an asshole about making you coffee at the same time...

coffee boys... i found the local

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>>22017010
you know it

Are mokapot brews supposed to be really bitter? Because no matter how coarse I grind my medium roast beans, it doesn’t seem to make it any less bitter.

>>22018821
no
use better beans
and learn to brew better
also show a picture of how you are grinding your beans

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>>22018828

>>22018845
>by dmw010 » December 3rd, 2016, 3:45 pm

PISS
IN
MY
MOUTH
SHIT
OUT
MY
DICK
COFFE
UP
MY
BUTT

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>>22018853

>>22018821
>>22018821
>moka
>medium roast bitter

Grind slightly less fine, don't tamp, brew more steadily (pre-boil in a kettle) & do the first dribble pull off the heat thing. Add spare boiled eggshells to the top to take the acidity/bitterness down further, pinch iron two's worth.

>>22018828
I’ve been grinding it with a Timemore C5 ESP hand grinder. Started with 0.9 clicks (0.5-1.2 clicks is the espresso/mokapot recommendation according to the grinder) and today I did 1.4 clicks.
I’m not wasting anymore beans today to show you pictures but basically, I’ve been increasing clicks everyday by 0.1.
>and learn to brew better
If there’s anything I think that I’m doing wrong is that I don’t use aeropress filters for it because I don’t have it or that I’ve been manually holding my mokapot above the burner because my stovetop is too big for it
>use better beans
I’ll try french pressing it this morning to see if its a skill issue on my part or the beans
>>22018865
>Grind slightly less fine, don't tamp, brew more steadily (pre-boil in a kettle) & do the first dribble pull off the heat thing
I pretty much do this already

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barista wasnt wearing a bra today boys, I got fully erect watching this girl tamp and froth. Does she know the vile thoughts that her appearance is illiciting or am I the bad factor here?

>>22018885
i would definitely recommend the filters, theyre dirt cheap
also you can just put your moka on top of a regular (not non-stick) frying pan and put that on the stove

>>22018913
she knows. she's probably getting railed by finance bros every day on the pile of tips she gets from simply being hot.

coffee and breakfast muffins :)

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Can anyone recommend some coffee machines which look like pic related? I am looking for some coastal/mid-century looking coffee machines which I don't need a mortgage for. Budget is roughly 1000-2000 give or take. Light colours are preferable

>>22019137
Do you want a coffee machine or an espresso machine?

>>22019139
Cazzie here whom only buys coffee's, I am assuming the difference between a coffee machine and an espresso machine is the milk frother? if so I would like to have the option to froth the milk

>>22019140
a drip machine makes drip coffee
a pod machine makes pod coffee
a pour over machine makes pour over
an espresso machine makes espresso(some have steam wands some dont)
but back to your question, off the top of my head machines that look similar(at least shape wise)
Arkel Coast
Ascaso Baby T
Ascaso Steel Uno
Rancilio Silvia V6
Gaggia Classic E24
to make it look exactly the same you would have to mod it yourself
which isnt uncommon
especially for the rancilio and gaggia

>>22019163
Thanks for the detailed response, I like the "Rancilio Silvia V6" will do some in depth research

Anything similar to Summartra beans?

Please help me make Colombia Young Producers work. Shit just tastes muddy and I taste 0 coferment stuff until like the last sip where it gets cold and mayyybe a hint of flavor.

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>>22019137
The Anza White sold out last year. You could order an Anza R2 Concrete though.
https://www.anzacoffee.com/products/anza-concrete-r2

>>22019201
need more data

This one girl got mad because I'm gatekeeping the best cafe in town from her.

>Look at the pastepin
>Look for grinders
>Everything is well over $100
You guys are fucking retarded if you're getting swindled into this shit. If your bog standard burr grinder doesn't get fine enough, then just regrind.

>>22016332
fuck i lost anon well done

What espresso machines around $700-$800 would you recommend?
I have a Rancilio Silvia and exactly one month after the guarantee period it started fucking gushing out waterfalls instead of espresso, squirting coffee everywhere around it as well and making a mess. Tried replacing the gaskets, the screw, the shower head, tried to grind finer, tried to grind coarser, tried a completely different grinder, different beans, different baskets, still the exact same shit.
I'd really like something that is not a flimsy piece of fucking garbage.

>>22019394
Turning shit into powder isn't hard. Turning shit into useful powder is. If you can only spare $20, get a kingrinder P0. If you can spare $40, get a P2. There's miles of difference in just that small gap.

>>22019419
I've got zero problems with my preorder flair 58. Still going strong 5 years in with a few bucks in gaskets every 18ish months.

>>22019419
flair 58 + bellman steamer if you need milk

>>22019195
just try any other indonesian beans, theres tons to choose from

I still have yet to find a better solution in terms of prep time, expense, taste, and cleanup than freshly ground locally roasted beans, filtered water (but not super well filtered, just ok filtration to leave some minerals), and an aeropress

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>160 USD for a steel tube
CHINA, GET ON IT! STAT!

>>22019570
>n-no my 38mm burr is actually good when I pay 10x to have it rebranded
>everyone is a pepper grinder but me

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>>22019581
I'm talking about a brewer, Anon...

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>>22019586
for 160 china can get you something funner than a stainless aero

>>22019594
I'd rather it not blow up in my face tbdesu with you.

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Been looking through some forsaken boxes of an associate's estate, and found a ceramic Kalita 101 pour-over in excellent condition. Don't know how it compares to other types, but it seems pretty cool. Never owned a pour-over before, and I typically prefer tea, but this looks like it could be fun should I ever get a decent grinder and beans. Hell, I can't beat free anyway.
>Pic rel, the Kalita
Found some porcelain from German 'Arzberg' too. Good size for coffee and tea. Maybe some other decent stuff if I look around some more.

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You don't need more.

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>>22019852
Nespresso people can be total normies or total freaks with no inbetween, I once found a nespresso discord where someone claimed they spend $245/mo on just OFFICIAL nespresso pods, if you take them at their word that's basically 8 pods a day.

>>22019917
They're some of the biggest retardsuckers in the world.
>With prices for Original Line capsules ranging from $0.65 to $0.85 per pod, this translates to a staggering $52 to $76 per pound of coffee!

>The more premium Vertuo lineup is even more expensive, with pods costing between $0.95 and $1.50 each, depending on the size and premium nature. Some of the premium 7g Vertuo capsules can cost $1.25 each, giving a per pound coffee cost of $81!