cooking is for women

>>22014922
if you want to make pasta then gluten free pasta is pretty easy to find and decent enough. gluten free bread mostly sucks and i just use corn tortillas instead which works pretty well for anything needing bread.

nachos are pretty easy and easily gluten free. or you could get a small shape gluten free pasta and add some canned chickpeas and tomato sauce, parmesan cheese, italian dish called pasta e ceci which she might find interesting.

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>>22014922

>>22014922
Steak and roast potatoes with some light salad in lemon herb dressing as a side

>>22014922
1 to 1 gluten free flour works well as a direct substitute for all purpose flour in dense baked goods like cookies, bars, and brownies.

>>22014925
Why don't YOU LITERALLY FUCK YOUR OWN FACE THEN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. WHAT FUCKING BOARD ARE YOU ON HUH?

FUCK YOU CUNT.

>>22014945
This. Gluten free pasta has gotten much better. So, that's opened up a whole range of dishes for you to cook. Otherwise anything that's not bread. Most dishes are gluten free without meaning to be.

sushi is good

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>>22015034
This sounds tasty

Tell her you don’t really know how to cook but that you’ll be happy to help if she tells you what to do. If that’s too complicated for you, or she can’t accept that arrangement, then dump that shit.

If you're not going to be an adult and eat vegetables, then just eat meat. Maybe you two can bond while doing some grillin'.

>>22014922
Eat your vegetables

>>22016398
Who is this anime?

>>22016568
The cartoon is called Spice and Wolf if I'm not mistaken. My son was very into it for a while.

Mochi
just made mochi brownies, one of the best desserts I've ever made
uses glutinous rice flour (Mochiko) which is gluten free

you can make bibingka which is rice flour, coconut milk, and milk
or a simple mochi cake

I was gluten free for 10yrs before figuring out it was a thyroid issue
But anyway
Gluten free pasta dishes are bretty okay, especially of you do a linguini or a penne. Avoid rotini, it just breaks too easily
There are quite a few gluten free Asian based sauces like teriyaki available. Gluten free soy sauce can be used to recreate most Asian sauces too.
I did a lot of rice flour+corn starch based frying, like for fish.

Honestly though anon, what tastes good to you? Do you even like spending time with your gf lol or is she a fuck buddy in your mind?

>>22016759
> before figuring out it was a thyroid issue
how did that get resolved

>>22016759
Was gluten causing no issues then or was a thyroid issue making you sensitive to gluten?

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>>22016760
Thyroid issues caused sensitivity to gluten. Hashimotos specifically, so immune system attacking thyroid. Any auto-immune disease is a generic failure imo too btw.
It started as joint pain that gluten-free solved, but i would eat it anyway every once in a while. It got worse as i got older though, had to completely cut it out due to allergy-like symptoms (rashes, throat/mouth/face itching/swelling) and migraines.
Then every fucking food caused allergy symptoms, and i eventually went back to a doctor. The problem is basically that since your immune system is all hyped up you start reacting to other things unnecessarily.
Now i take an artificial thyroid hormone, which keeps my thyroid from producing its own and my immune system is less likely to attack its stupid self.
As long as i don’t eat tooo much iodine, i can eat anything else. I avoid iodated breads, iodized salt, and seaweed derivatives, so very few restrictions. Eating that usually just gives me a weird headache and i get extremely tired for a day or two.

DO NOT - I REPEAT - DO NOT decide to avoid iodine. YOUR thyroid probably needs it, and you WILL feel like you’re dying if you inhibit your thyroid function.
Avoiding iodated bread is a good idea though, that shits stupid.

>>22016898
i got some health issues that I treat with keto, that includes avoiding gluten
idk what it is tho

>>22016908
Different diets can help so many things. If it’s working for you, keep at it.
Avoiding gluten worked for a very long time, it wasn’t until literally the most simple diet out there wasn’t working that i went back to the doctor lol
There are a lot of things that doctors can’t even diagnose or treat until the symptoms are overwhelming/inhibiting your lifestyle. Everyone will freak out about seeing a doctor but there’s a lot you can figure out or try at home until you NEED a doctor.
If you’ve got a good one, you can show up with your symptoms, what you’ve tried, the results, and go from there to figure it out more quickly too.

>>22016941
>hey doctor I have dry skin and joint problems, can you diagnose what causes it?
>sure, use this lotion on the skin and dont come back. Oh and heres a printed a4 with a work out routine which will do something.
>oh...

>>22016945
Yeah, basically lol
If blood tests don’t show anything yet you’re left to see if diet changes will help

>>22014922
Why is this shit so common with females? Aristotle might have had a point.

>>22014922
You sound like an insufferable faggot and your approach to the situation will reflect in the outcome

>>22016994
I think Aristotle has a point. You?

I hope you and your cunt girlfriend choke on a dick

>>22016898
I've heard some other people say their thyroid caused food issues like that. I have a slightly overactive thyroid according to my last tests but the doctor said it wasn't much of a concern because it was just barely over range. But I think I might actually have Celiac disease and my issues with other foods were from the resulting malnutrition due to that and a legume allergy.

Why would you berate your gf like this? Dont you love her?

>>22014922
You sound like you can't stand her. Why are you even together?

>>22018909
You can get definitively tested for celiacs, they tried to prove that like 3 times with me but it was always negative

>>22019010
Seriously
Why have a GF, just do the fuckbuddy bullshit if you're a miserable cunt

>>22019047
I got tested once but I was avoiding wheat so ofc you wouldnt see wheat related stuff in the blood. The blood test didnt mention you should eat wheat before doing it.

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>>22015986
This specific one is excellent. I also am a genetic trainwreck so I use this for everything. Makes awesome cookies.

>>22019056
Lol. Isn't it annoying when you have to do half your doctor's work? They should've told you that

>>22018918
>>22019010
>>22019055
I have a lot of friends that are completely apathetic about their girlfriend. They literally just see them as a platonic friend that they also fuck. I dont know why they bother since most of them dont even care about the sex all that much.

>>22019066
The reason you dont want to eat gluten during celiac is because it ruins your gut tendrils or something, and you could ofc put a camera inside to see how they look
Problem is it costs like 1 000€

>>22019074
My point was that your doctor should've told you before the blood test so you didn't just waste your time and blood for nothing.
I understand why you shouldn't eat gluten if you have celiacs.
But to figure out the problem, one day of eating gluten before the blood test wouldn't kill you. Probably, I'm not you but I've had food reactions I thought I was going to die from so I get the hesitation

>>22019068
So much wasted effort, I'm too lazy to keep up relationships I don't even care about

>>22019082

A local health info website says if you've been on celiac diet one should get back on wheat diet for 3 months before taking the test, so thats interesting.

I think AI will get more relevant, like the patients is just forced to type in everything they can think of before they're allowed to go waste a doctors time. The ai will make dozen recommendations for next step based on inputted data. The busy humans might not ask questions about edge cases that impact treatment.

>>22019095
> 3 months
That’s crazy, they didn’t require that for the blood allergy test. Your body does not react that slowly to allergens.
I dropped a doctor that was putting my symptoms in AI. It kept insisting i had food allergies but after the full back panel and the blood test all coming back negative i wasn’t about to retest.
An endocrinologist did the tests i needed and i haven’t been this healthy in almost a decade.
Maybe go straight to an allergist, it’s technically an allergy.

>>22014945
I've just tried gluten free bread for the first time. Reminds me a bit of melba toast

>>22019055
Honestly interacting with women at all is just a way to increase one's misery

>>22019150
Try buttsex with men

The gluten allergy is more likely a glyphosate allergy. Try eating Italian (as in from Italy) pasta and see if it bothers her. If it doesn't than roundup is the issue