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seriously fuck these retards
crazy how that command prompt porn game general is one of the most active threads in this board while a gameplay general literally doesn't even exist
i hate how these shitstains convince themselves they like touhou because they've played "TOHO EPIC FUMO FESTIVAL COLOR MATCH RACING XDDDDD" for 2000 hours
kill yourself if you've ever gave a single dollar to a fangame
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>>50885904
shut up retard
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>>50886143
what cock you axewound freak
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>>50886413
Not even that anon but your tranny ass resorting to
>b-but when I do it it's okay
is beyond pathetic, even more so than a friendless secondary transexual turk that begs for attention on "im playin touhou 12" threads kek
Ima go actually buy some 2hu fangames on steam now lmao eat shit nigger
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>>50886400
Bro, you're replying to a schizo seeking attention. Just ignore, hide thread and move on.
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>>50886428
it's okay when i do it because it's not the same thing idiot
one is adding touhou onto something you already like, the other is playing something just because it has touhou on it
i don't know if your ESL monkey brain can even comprehend what i wrote but good luck
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>>50885902
>crazy how that command prompt porn game general is one of the most active threads in this board
If you actually visited those threads you'd realize that 95% of the discussion there is for eraMegaten. eraToho games barely get talked about anymore.
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>>50885887
You can join your fellow primaries in making riveting gameplay discussion in your designated containment thread.
I'm sure it won't be the same autistic ritualposting that got you banned off /v/ as it was every other time it was attempted.
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>>50885911
phantasmagoria of dim.dream's entire roster of new characters is lifted from one guy's works
>>50886829
this site isn't exactly known for having intelligent and rational thinkers, let's be real here
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>>50887719
you don't really have an imagination to stimulate if you have to look at a command prompt with lame ass scenarios and can't get off from just closing your eyes and thinking
>my enjoyment of it pisses you off
when i'm drunk yeah
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Every Speed Racer movie online video is me fucking you up mentally. Impress me Kirisame.
>>50885911
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˙sʎɐpǝɯos ꓤⱯƆSⱯN ǝʞı̣ן I ssǝusnoı̣ɔsuoɔ uɐɯnɥ ɟo snxǝu ǝɥʇ uı̣ ƃuı̣ʇsod dǝǝʞ oʇ ʇou noʎ ʇɐ sɯɐǝɹɔs noʎ uı̣ uɐɔı̣ɹɟɐ ɥsı̣ɹı̣ uɐɯɹǝƃ ƃuı̣ɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ uǝɥʍ ǝʞı̣ן s'ʇı̣ ʇɐɥʍ ǝɯ ןןǝʇ ǝsɐǝןԀ
Ce hast! Hablas sonido mi sentidos who found the fountain of youth?
Yes, there are none so based as red elementals. Isn't that so Bombadil?
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>>50887747
no transformation is really weird and gross
>>50887756
i was drinking sorry for making this thread
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>>50890454
shmup fangames are alright
most of the other ones are reskinning a flash game with touhous
i liked mystias izakaya until i reached the point where my copy didn't have translation
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>>>/t/ouhou+project+sucks
https://youtu.be/5aawJNoWoBg
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i have a theory that 2hu fans are not real people and they're like sanrio fans who just jack themselves off over how much of a fan of hello kitty or puddingpancake but don't actually care for the character beyond the image of them being a KUROMI MANIAC
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I play both the official games AND the fangames, like God intended. I guess I should kill myself for liking more kinds of vidya than just shmups, and for supporting talented and passionate Touhou fans.
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>>50898128
>liking more kinds of vidya than just shmups
This is only permissible if it's paddle-based games.
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>>50887803
stop drinking, it's bad for you
you will make it, lad
brush your teeth, stop going to 4chan, learn camping, get a job and you'll be okay
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>>50910685
scoring lol
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>>50917265
>namenig so that i don't have to look at schizos replying to posts they think are me
>they do it anyway
why are jaypissies so retarded
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From what I've found the average male has around 5 liters of blood circulating in their body.
Most people will start having severe side effects at around 14% blood loss which would be around 0.7 liters of blood.
The stomach of an average 10 year old child can hold 1 to 1.5 liters.
So, depending on how careless your lolipire gets or how passionate she is about sucking you, she could easily suck out up to 30% of your blood which would be enough to trigger a hemorrhagic shock and unless you're used to low blood volumes (ie being a frequent blood donor) you will pass out and possibly fall into a coma. If your lolipire has a larger stomach and can hold 2.5 liters of blood you will outright die since at 50% blood loss your body starts to completely lose functionality.
Of course this is all on the assumption that you are a person with an average build.
Tldr: yeah they could probably kill you
Sources used:
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30252333/
https://www.healthline.com/health/how-much-blood-can-you-lose
https://www.quora.com/How-much-is-the-stomach-capacity-of-a-10-year-ol d-child (I know this source sucks but I couldn't really find any other info on prepubescent children. All other sources were just for infants.)
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i played lost branch of legend up to a clear on the max difficulty it was fun
besides that and izakaya i'm not sure if there are any other good fangames they all look bad
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started playing artificial dream in arcadia
i've never touched shin megami tensei and have a dislike for turn-based RPGs but i've been enjoying this, probably because of the mix of navigating the map and doing the shmup stuff between the actual combat which itself isn't so hard that it makes me wanna quit but does make my peabrain turn
also you can gamble
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>>50927200
do u like the pc98 games
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>>50885887
>i hate how these shitstains convince themselves they like touhou
Touhou is the only fandom where everyone who likes it feels like they need to prove they actually like the gameplay and don't just jerk off to the girls
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I. Writing Style & Intrigue
What makes Madokanon fascinating is the stark, even bimodal nature of his posting. When sober, he acts like an ultimate elitist or "primary". He types in all lowercase, uses minimal punctuation, and actually discusses gameplay, mainly mainline 2hu. He uses this gameplay knowledge as a bludgeon to call everyone else secondaries.
But the real intrigue starts when the clock hits around 11 PM his time and his alcoholism kicks in. His typing degrades into complete, illegible schizophrenia and word salads, which is obviously quite entertaining to everyone who has the pleasure of seeing that.
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In order to replicate his writing style, standard or drunk, I'll link a document here:
https://rentry.co/madokanon
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II. Paranoia & Mental problems
He has glaring mental issues, a traitor complex so to speak. Whenever he gets drunk, he becomes convinced that everyone in the thread is a "snake" or a "traitor" who is secretly laughing at him (It's true, so you could say being drunk makes him achieve mental clarity).
>every singeles person ive kwnowwh has hated mee
>everyone betrays me. I've ever m never met anyowne who was actually genuine with me.
>fuckc off traitor\
He is utterly terrified of human connection because he is convinced it is an elaborate scheme. I think he's still alone to-this-day. One has to wonder if he's permanently broken, or if he'll truly "sober up" soon.
III. Physical & Psychological
He openly overshares his pathetic living conditions. He admits to weighing 45kg (99 lbs), starving himself, having no running water or stable electricity, and living off chicken kebabs and alcohol, though I think that last part just comes with being a Turkish citizen
Most humorously, his aggressive gatekeeping masks massive sexual insecurities. He recently sperged out about how vaginas are "literally just smelly open wounds" and gets violently defensive when anons call him female or effeminate
>its ofm funny how the peopel here call me female you would kill yourself if you lived where i do
He clearly harbors intense dysphoria and selfhatred, projecting his own, uhm, "grossness" onto the board.
He's a textbook case of a narcissistic superiority complex masking a crushing, suicidal inferiority complex. He gatekeeps Touhou because it is literally the only thing he has control over in his 45kg, waterless, alcohol addicted existence.
Thoughts on this specimen? Have there been any other particular namefags this bad, that you recall?