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>>50888483
Idk probably Kosuzu because she's underage.

>>50888483
Reimu because shes a shrine maiden and getting drunk wouldnt be very responsible.

2hus won't become rowdy or irresponsible with you if they had a drink or two. Let them live!

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>>50888483
If you give her alcohol, she'll start seeking you out hoping for more.

>>50889736
Brother, if Suika comes up to you, says: "gimme sum of dat booze!", and spanks you, what are you gonna do to NOT give it to her.

>>50889736
Nah.

I'd outdrink and violently rape this little ogre.
No doubt.

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>>50890125
[Anon was subsequently milked by a drunken Shuuten-douji for three straight days]

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>>50888483
rumia for obvious reasons

>>50889736
oni feet

>>50888483
All 2hus, coincidentally, most of them already drink alcohol.

>>50890348
>coincidentally
I mean Touhou was though of by an alcoholic so what would you expect?

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>>50888483
This creature should never drink

>>50888590
If that's true then how come she's bearing my children?

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>>50891298
that's also a decent reason to not drink alcohol

>>50888483
I don't know about getting them drunk but you should never go bar hopping with Mokou. She can handle anything, you CAN'T!

>>50894901
Yeah, but think about her walking your near comatose ass home, seeing how hopeless you are, deciding to stay the night and watch over you...

>>50894915
Then she whips out her penis (it's bigger, longer, fatter)

>>50894915
That's cute.

>>50894915
Desperately need this right now

>>50894920
fag misery identified

>>50894915
You don't want that. You'll wake up with a naked hobo women next to you
Do you really want that

>>50895168
>naked
Uh ? Was it too hot outside ?

>>50894961
I'm straight though.

>>50895168
Yeah I mean who would want a smelly stinky musty homeless woman next to them! They'd much rather have like idunno a moon princess!

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>>50888483
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Any of the stupid ones are too easy of a pick, so Satori. Practically having two Koishis running around for a while would probably cause quite a bit of trouble.
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>>50889826
Hey wait a second what was that third part?

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>>50900837
Is Chen suicidal?

>>50891307
Which artist is this?

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>>50900208
I wanna experience Satorin without her inhibitions!

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This thing.

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you should give alcohol to all of them, especially the weak one

>>50910440
Marisa feigning being passed out drunk in the hope the ojisan molests her getting carried to bed and tucked in

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>>50888483
Impairing Okuu's inhibitions sounds like fast track to a cracked pelvis

>>50910531
>Marisa
Isn't that parsee?

>>50911115
I thought it was fanart of Marisa's Lotus Eaters disguise.

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>>50888483
Any yook physically stronger than you
read: All of them

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>>50920916
The less you fight, the more she bite

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>>50888483
Give the wolf drink and you will see many claw marks in your future

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>>50888483
The Hags

>>50930240
I can take both of them at once

>>50930411
Sure you can take two women at once, but Yukari gets Ran to tag in to help, then Youmu comes for sloppy seconds, and Chen wants to know what the commotion is, and for no reason there's Marisa getting followed by Reimu, and and and...

>>50930240
>RUN
surely you jest

>>50931554
RUNning right into their arms!

>>50930428
There people need some self respect. Imagine going for Yukari's sloppy seconds...

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>>50931598
My man right here.