>>50898246 8 so I can sniff Hecatia while she is sleeping, but if either she or Cunnypiece expresses any sort of dissatisfaction, I am standing, I am scared of pretty women, that's it. I am not taking another seat because they all suck, 2 was good because of Byakuren, but Nazrin is next to her, and she is a big no no.
>>50898246 Nemuno is nice and I think I'd like to sit by her in seat one. Seat I'd like to avoid the most is seat three. All Megumu would try to do is harass you and give you weird tengu and human marriage statistics and how happy you'd be with a tengu girl like her
>>50898246 1. Older woman easily annoyed by any intrusions in her personal space. Will treat you like a child. 2. Will be preached at the entire fight for tenets you don't believe in and they don't follow. 3. Will get scammed, molested, and have it all released on SNS. 4. Will be forced to drink until you pass out, then raped. 5. Nice lady, if a bit prone to being overly theatrical. 6. Unmistakable old lady stank. 7. Kusogaki and her enabling mom. Doesn't bathe. 8. Overeager child and her mom who thinks she's younger than she actually is. Will lean on you to talk to each other the entire ride, no regard for personal space (breasts will touch occasionally). May end up being sent to hell if you say the wrong thing to them.
>>50898675 mentioning that the knife hag will treat you like a child but making no such point for the woman who will definitely make you into her surrogate son whether you want to be or not? huh?
>>50898798 That's baseless fandom nonsense. Junko just wants to kill Chang'e, and outside of that, she's a pretty pleasant and reasonable person with a decent sense of humor.
>>50898246 Way too easy honestly. Junko is gonna be absolutely fine to sit next to provided you don’t intentionally antagonise her by bringing her son and Chang’e. Can we have a lunatic version of this flight instead?
>>50898246 5 because Junko is canonically a pleasant person without any malice (unless you're a Lunarian) in comparison to everybody else. If communication fails then I can just stare out the window. 7 is a close contender but Chen is a problem. Whether Ran is the warm friendly type or cold doesn't-talk-to-strangers type, if you do something wrong to Chen accidentally or intentionally then you're getting instant skydiving without a parachute. Same applies to 8 with Clownpiece, though you'll be driven insane if that torch is still in her hand throughout the flight.
>>50900375 You can also kick Suika and Yuugi's chairs the whole flight and frame sex fox and the gumu to make it really fun when you all get off the plane.
8 so clownsex can lean over and give me the most radical blowjob ever while Hecca can only look in awe and fear as her pure virgin eyes are tainted with the power of this raw sexual act
>>50900375 >They are both civilized enough. Unfortunately that's all the good they have going for them. Everything else are red flags. Megumu might be tolerable if one can restrain himself from looking at those big bird boobas, but Tsukasa will harass you nonstop (physically, sexually, bullying, not allowing you rest...etc.). >>50900378 I would sit there only to do exactly this. The oni have unfinished business with them as well.
>>50903814 >Megumu might be tolerable if one can restrain himself from looking at those big bird boobas, but Tsukasa will harass you nonstop. They wouldn't do that for no reason. They are schemers with ambition. Maybe they'd do it if there were no consequences and it brought them satisfaction, but a plane is a relatively public place and it'd tarnish their reputation and inconvenience everyone else.
As someone with a fear of heights and can barely keep his composure if a plane shakes a little too much I think I'm going to be a fuckin embarrassment regardless of where I sit
>>50934066 That would sunk my heart. But its fine, I'll discuss about macho contents. Since I like muscle and maybe request their permission to touch them.
>>50898246 5 seems pleasant enough for a safe pick that anyone can enjoy. 1, too, if you specifically want peace and quiet since Nemuno probably won't bother you unless she happens to take a liking to you for whatever reason. 6 is for if you like conversation, both gods are probably going to be charismatic and lively to keep up a friendly-to-mortals appearance. 2 is for if you hate yourself and your mortal existence and like to be lectured on buddhist teachings. 7... I dunno, that could end badly in several ways. 8, too, strikes me as dangerous. 3, I'm unsure about. The tengu will probably look down on you while the fox will make things awkward. 4 is for you like living on the fun side of dangerous. Free booze but you have to deal with the consequences. I think I'm picking that one.
>>50898675 >1. Older woman easily annoyed by any intrusions in her personal space. Will treat you like a child. and this is bad why? i am scared of planes, so i would love to be cared and pampered by nemuno for the entire flight
>>50940767 Yeah but then she's going to try acting sexy and she's obviously going to fail it and just make it weird. Ran and Chen are going to die of embarrassment
