>>50906474 you're seriously brainwashed if you think you have to like vaginas to be heterosexual they're literally just smelly open wounds everything else about girls is okay except the vagina it's LITERALLY nothing but a smelly fishy open wound
>>50906480 Unironically this. A woman's vagina looks strange at best and absolutely disgusting at worst. I still recall my first time seeing the picture of a random lady's entrance. It made me feel nauseous with revulsion, and i'm most likely not even gay.
>>50906249 Ran's has an powerful aroma of sweat trapped in her thick pubes with a hint of her daily perfumes and soap, sandalwood and jasmine, with a subtle wild earthy fox musk from the proximity of her tails. It tastes like pussy, I dunno what you expect here they all taste pretty similar.
I'd rather describe their anuses so... I guess some of the stuff probably tracks regardless >Reimu: average taste and smell. which is good >Marisa: magical butthole tastes and smells divine >Sanae: pretty above average smelling I'd reckon, but tastes fishy >Cirno: c-c-cold! like licking liquid nitrogen!!! too cold to even have taste buds for!!! >Tewi: she doesn't wipe as a prank but that makes it better >Reisen: on the contrary, picrel >Ran: she tries but the tails get in the way of wiping so she doesn't do a great job >Chen: smells a little bad but the taste is okay >Remilia: very prim and proper, (dry) washes daily, brightest smell and flavor >Flandre: uncontrollable anal power makes it actually taste insanely good and it smells like flowers but stick your tongue in too deep and it might explode >Alice: tastes like pee smells like pee >Okuu: just don't >Seija: the reverse of a normal butthole either tastes like it has no salt (reverse of skin) or tastes like heaven (reverse of a butt). but it smells like flowers Very thought provoking thread, thank you for making, even though it's about the inferior hole.
>>50906722 fag misery identified actually now that I think about it, that alcoholic roach is also going around spamming in random threads right this very moment are you him?
>>50906737 you're behaving just like the roach, he immediately attempts to discredit the other poster when called out too it's not 100% proof but I believe it
nah, there's just nothing to discuss anymore you've proven that you actually are a miserable faggot crying about heterosexuality and trying to talk about cocks at every opportunity and your behavior and >>50906668 proves that you actually are the stinking roach, and my random guess being right on the money aggravated you so much that you're now trying to cause a shitstorm
I'd happily and eagerly pleasure my wife Ran-sama's vagina and anus every single day. The sweaty smell combined with the pungent aroma and taste of her pheromone abundant hairy crotch is like ambrosia to me.
>>50906249 I think Kaguya has a floppy brown roastie, probably smells fishy due to poor NEET hygiene and a thick carpet and tastes like old pennies. Mokou would have a neat innie, light pink and no brown at all, with trimmed pubes and smell quite restrained with just a hint of smoke and taste like healthy pussy.
>>50906554 Yukari pussy gotta be making that sea fog sound effect when you catch a wiff. the pheremones enough would probably make you explode. I think Eirin's would probably taste like soap.
Threadly remindar that if you wouldn't happily consume your favorite 2hu's vaginal discharge, menstruation, piss, shit, and anything she naturally produces and comes out of her vagina or anus, then you don't really love her and don't deserve her at all.
Pure unfiltered animalistic lust. Her pheromones are so potent catching a brief waft is enough to make dicks explode thanks to her unwashed, unshaved vagina.
>>50910580 Civilized women shave. Hairy pussy just means that the girl does not take care of herself and that she's a disgusting slob. And it means all the bad parts of it, like shitty breath, hairy legs/armpits, crusty skin, oily hair... All that nasty, disgusting, boner-killing shit.
Almost all of the 2hus do take care of their appearance, and you can tell just by looking at their outfits. The only people that may not shave are Nemuno, Momoyo, Chiyari, Seija, Shion, and Mokou, and that's only because she's likely to just burn unwanted hair off or never even grow it in the first place due to the way Hourai elixir works. And yes, Ran shaves too. She's just that type of person.
>>50910580 Some men can't simply hide their homosexuality and fear of a lovely patch of hair. Maybe the "totally not gay" kig general is a better place for him if he only wants a smooth experience.
>>50913835 you're coping about your inability to enjoy sex saying your hand is better is one of the most common copes for this sort of thing if I were you I'd look into something called death grip. it's a real thing and hurts men's ability to obtain pleasure from sex
>>50916485 >>50916637 >Grim. Everyone else's is ugly as shit. >Others are awful. Yeah some of them are objectively not pretty looking, but that's what normal vaginas look like. That being said, the artist really did my wife Ran-shama dirty by giving her roastie flaps and a large clit, Yukari's pussy should be on Ran's anf it would've been good.
>>50916660 >that's what normal vaginas look like That's exactly why 2Ds are superior to 3DPD. Come on, that should be obvious by now. 2Ds should also not try to imitate 3DPD too closely.
>>50916660 Asians tend to have heavy dark flaps, even the pale ones. There's also a Japanese belief that the flaps get darker with every birth, and she is basically a mother.
There's probably a scale somewhere of how run through a Touhou is. Take the tengu. Aya might be the most run through person in Gensokyo between her personality and frequent interactions with the village. Megumu has likely had plenty from her status alone. Momiji probably forced infrequent rapes on mountain visitors. Finally, Hatate is an untouched femcel.
>>50920695 True fact; humans are one of a very small number of animals to menstruate, so that narrows the dating pool down by a lot. Most animals don't shed the uterine lining and bleed during their cycle.
>>50916452 Ran Her pussy looks like it would pleasure the underside of my cock's head the best and the general tilt looks like it would allow my cum to pool up deep inside her It looks so soft and squishy, I'd pay so much just to get to cum in there as hard as I can
>>50910654 How is it a matter of being civilized or not? Shaving arms and legs makes sense because most people are going to see them when you go outside. The only person that should be seeing your genitals is your partner, and if neither you or them have a problem with the hair down there, there is simply no reason to shave it.
>>50930076 It was that way in a lot of cultures for a long time. You would only shave if you were having a lot of casual sex in order to prevent pubic lice. It's less common nowadays due to people shaving for a wider variety of reasons, as well as more frequent bathing, and prescription medicines. I think it's actually nearly eradicated in some places, which is probably why pubic hair is making a comeback. There's not really a risk to it anymore, even for people who have casual sex.
>>50940364 Cool don't care + didn't ask I'd still pleasure her genitals orally gleefully every single day I'd berry my dick so far inside her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur
>>50940388 Get with the times grandpa, this thread is for both vaginas and anuses of touhous as described here >>50906620
I bet Marisa-chan's vagina smells great. She's clean and bathes frequently but being an outdoor enthusiast and adventurous as she is her crotch has the right amount of sweaty smell. I want to pleasure her with my tongue to help her relax after a stressful study and research session.
