>>50918798
I wonder if that anon's still here.

>>50918798
>16 years old
Dang, how time flies. Happy birthday Shrine Maiden.

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>>50918798
HAPPY BIRTHDAY REIMU :DD <333

>>50918798
She's just as old as the real Reimu now

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>>50918798
Happy Sweet 16, Reimu!! You probably don't know we exist, but we're all rooting for you :D

How do people still fall for this

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>>50919037
Debunk it, joyless faggotnigger

>>50919049
this

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>>50918798
>Reimu is turning 16, which means she can now get a driver's license
God help us all.

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>>50918798
https://youtu.be/OO2V20XnA3c
Thread theme

>>50918798
>Bad parent
No
>Bad apple
Yes

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>>50919049
NTA but it has been debunked multiple times, do I really need to post this?

>>50919159
That was such a good thread, we'll never have its kind again.

>>50919286
Joyless ass

>>50918798
Wait, so he got married at 15?

>>50919286
All this proves is that the birth certificate image was doctored. There is no reason to believe that OP lied about actually naming his daughter Reimu

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Are we just gonna ignore that "Reimu" was born in Kenya?

>>50920948
This so-called "shrine maiden" is also a Muslim.

>>50920948
Her parents are American apparently. God only knows what they were doing over in fucking Kenya.

>>50920913
I'm sure the mother of four posting in the OC thread had to have named one of her kids Reimu, so the prophecy came true no?

>>50921040
>the mother of four posting in the OC thread
Who's that?

>>50921040
>>50921045
Do not envoke its name

>>50919663
You need to get some therapy if someone telling you the truth shakes you so much

>>50920913
This is some god works mysterious way logic

I think Reimu is probably smarter than most jaypees today.

parents name their kids all sorts of weird shit, reimu doesnt stand out in that at all in the real world

>>50919286
I mean isn’t the fact that a /jp/ anon from Hawaii had their child in fucking KENYA enough to debunk it

>>50921045
Let's not

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>>50921236
>god works mysterious way logic
I had a good teacher

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>>50919049
>>50919663
How is it "joyless" just to say the truth? You are severely mentally ill, I'm guessing.
>>50921138
No need to be rude! Hmph!

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>>50921045
>>50921138
her name is tewigalaxy

>>50919286
>Jeffrey
Uh oh that's not good

>>50919286
This isn't even the same image despite being the same standardized birth certification form. The creases aren't even in the same place.

>>50926894
Huh? The creases are very obviously the same. For example, the crease that strikes through "FATHER" in both images. Anon is a joyless naughty grinch, but he's right.

>>50918798
>>50924568
>>50920948
>>50921038
A lot of Americans come here on holiday. It wouldn't surprise me if some were weaboos. What's weird is them choosing to have the child in a public hospital, given there is a very popular private hospital not too far away (I used to live around there). Were they broke? Was it an emergency?
Anyway, happy birthday Reimu.

>>50919286
That doesn't quite prove anything. Kenyan birth registration certificates really do look like that. Kenya and Australia seemed to have possibly borrowed the template from the British. I am >>50943644 if it helps.

>>50924568
I didn't know Obama's middle name was Reimu.

>>50943644
>>50943681
Never mind it's probably fake. The year at the top doesn't match the year of birth. Carry on.