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Friendly reminder that Mother's Day is coming up, so be sure to give your monstefu flowers if she's a mother. And if she isn't a mother yet, you better do your job as her husbando to make her into a mother!
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>>50921069
Translation:
>Thank you for all your hard work with the flowers. I'll give you lots of rewards tonight.
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>>50921067
Bro, were you camping the catalog for the next thread?
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>>50921069
what happens if I shave off her fur or tail when she's sleeping?
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>>50921075
Mummy's curse, death, tossed into the mummy pit. One or some combination of these three.
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>>50921067
>complains when we stay here posting things he doesn't like
>complains when we use the other thread posting things he doesn't like
>complains when we use capy and post things he doesn't like
Anon, are you okay?
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>>50921069
Her tummy has two quests but I'm not high enough level for either
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>>50921228
Attempt them anyways. What's the worst that could happen?
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Tree rats...
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>>50921446
I hate these fuckers. They're always leaving empty walnut shells on my porch
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>>50922031
It's their love language. Along with blackmail and stalking you like paparazzi.
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>>50922038
I'll hate fuck her if that's what she's wanting. But I'll still hate her for littering my porch like that
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tits goat...
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>>50922096
Do your duty and suck out all the milk so she can get a normal, flat chest again.
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>Telling an anubis her pyramid that she made (in Minecraft) looks like shit
>Telling her that she should build something cool and unique like a sphinx
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>>50922442
Why would I do something like that to make her inferior?
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>>50922557
Demanding detailed crafts with big meaty paws is pretty cruel
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>>50923037
I'm sure they make special keyboards and tools for mamono with paws, claws, and other extreme biologies
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>>50922096
I wanna grab her by the horns
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>>50921067
>advertising a gay, knockoff 4chan.... on 4chan
Why are people like this?

It doesn't even have any good boards.
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>>50923324
That's a bit rude, don't you think?
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I am so ready for a p'orc harem, bros.
The hills will be overrun with p'orcs such that you will hear oinks and squeals for miles on end.
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Do Danuki have FAT TAILS they wish me to BRUSH THOROUGHLY?
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>>50923846
They want you to brush them, but they'll still charge you to do it.
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>>50923382
You will get a roach harem instead, and you will be happy
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been thinkin a lot bout bapho-sama lately
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Everyone's a gangsta until dragon is on the hunt
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>>50924327
Does it count if I stick it in her butt?
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>>50924327
Let's be honest, the most terrifying mamono to be hunted by is an alp.
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>>50924487
No, it's the GOOSE HARPY. Because of the spooky honks.
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There could be monster girls here.
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>>50924246
What about her?
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>>50925126
And what would you do if they were indeed here, little boy?
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>>50924327
Stinky, overgrown lizard. And you know it too. She sits up on top of a mountain all day, probably inside a cave too. No house. No shower. No bath. Stinky lizard. I'm gonna climb up that mountain for the sole purpose of telling her to take a bath and then leave. Probably try to snag a couple gold coins on the way out too depending on how she reacts.
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>There could be hellhounds here
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>>50925509
She only costs $6?
Yes please!
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>>50925658
Plus TIP
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>>50925800
She's getting more than just a tip!
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>>50925775
Anyone can lead a waagh if they just beat up the biggest ork.
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>>50925810
Womb Kissing Hellhounds.
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>>50925815
Someone has to help bring forth the next generation of hellpups!
I'm happy to assist.
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>>50925815
>Anon becomes teeeeeeny tiny
>Travels for days
>Gives chaste kiss to Miss Hellwan's womb
>He's too smol for her to rape
>The perfect crime
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>>50926023
Bro if you're that small, she's just gonna vore you full stop.
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>>50926109
She can't vore you if you're already hiking in and/or out of her womb.
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>>50926023
Imagine the smell...
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Need athletic troll
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Thread needs more autism doggos.
Post 'em if ya got 'em.
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>>50927289
I feel like there are many things that you could use to catch an anubis like that.
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>>50927460
My NEET anubis wife does this to me when we play on our Minecraft LAN server together. She does all the fun stuff. I do all the menial tasks. I wouldn't have it any other way
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Are frogs canonically the best kissers?
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>>50926995
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>>50928343
Tongue down your throat is meant to be a metaphor, not the actual experience.
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>>50928396
I don't think they actually do that. But I have no doubt that your mouth will be full of tongue. Slimy, sticky, froggy tongue.
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>>50928396
sounds like that would be a tad painful
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Only in Japan could someone sexualize a candle
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>>50928731
This is an elden ring design. I am 100% sure of it.
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>>50925126
They could be you, they could be me, they could even b
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>>50929013
If you alp, I'm not fucking you. That's a little too gay for me
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>>50929255
Will you fuck him BEFORE he alps?
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Oni...
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>>50929489
>t.
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I can hear the meows in the distance. Their time is soon approaching.
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>>50929663
That's right--it's the day of the DRUNK LILIMS.
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>>50929677
This Lilim is so drunk she grew fur and EARS.
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>>50929663
Walking in a technicolor pink and purple hellscape, the laughing nyas of THAT DAMN CAT.
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>>50929723
Cheshire is a menace
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bum
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pooper
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>>50929663
Meows. Meows in the deep. They are coming.
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>>50930249
>8 year old chesh gets access to the internet
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>>50930377
BOOTY
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>>50930381
She'll learn eventually that shitposting doesn't actually mean posting about literal shit and butts.
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Koturday! It's time to lotion up your kot for summer. Be worshipful about it. She doesn't want clumped fur.
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>>50930614
pee-pee
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>zoomer chesh
>"Help me niggerman! my cortisol is spiking!"
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>>50930771
How would that work with all her fur?
I feel like matted and clumped fur is inevitable with lotion no matter how you do it.
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>>50931077
You aren't meant to succeed. The game was rigged from the start.
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>>50931078
So now that I've lost, what happens next?
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Completly forgot we had these
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>>50931162
Forgot what?
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>>50931169
Deez nuts!

Ha got 'em
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>>50931224
Lil Cheshy's mom showed up to do some expert trollin'.
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>>50931118
Believe it or not the punishment is sex.
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>>50931606
That does seem like it'd be a bad experience.
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>Standing between two tall holsts
>Their massive boobs touching other
>So tall their breasts don't even touch your head
>They're asking each other where you went because they can't see you beneath their breasts
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Most disgusting and most vile creatures to ever exist. Evil too.
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>>50932457
It puts the penis in the cat or else it gets the hose again.
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>>50933135
I heavily advise against fornicating with a cat.
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>>50933160
ADVICE DISREGARDED
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>>50933561
>You Don't Scare me Judge Bapo-Chan
>Take Him To Montroit
NO NO ANYWHERE BUT MONTROIT
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>>50933714
>Montriot
Truly a fate worse than death itself.
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>>50933714
>Montroit
Detroit but it's also French? Good God...
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>>50921065
Yes, Elves are CONSIDERED monster girls, even if they are not .... monsterous....
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>>50933829
Barely. But succubi aren't very monstrous either. Too many anons just want not human women. They are weak.
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>>50933766
Mon-treal is filled with ghandharvas and apsaras. It's not French at all.
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>>50933829
I'll take an orc over an elf any day
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>>50935670
Great job anon. You made a great one.
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All I need is one snake, and I'll be happy
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Kiss your sneks
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>>50936230
How does ritualposting this dogshit not bore you?
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Some day, I hope a beeeeg mamono bursts through my wall and then abashedly asks me to hold hands while we watch a movie.
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Never trust a monster named Alice
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>>50936446
It's good art.
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Canine King
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>>50936446
I mean, this whole thread is one big spiteful ritualpost
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>>50936928
The kobold looks more uncanny in the face than the furry.
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>>50936942
/mgt/ has always been ritualposting. And yes, /mge/ is too. 95% ritual posting, 4% shitposting, 1% new content
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>Ywn experience a danuki with a strong accent and poor English skills trying to seduce you in broken English
Why live?
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>>50936446
This fake /mgt/ is the designated shitting thread used by cucks, furfaggots, child molesters and other /trash/vermin from Cheral's discord. Don't be surprised when nothing but piles of subhuman garbage post in this thread, the particular shit-eating abortion you replied to has been doing this for a decade.
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>>50937524
Why do you care?
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>>50937398
Truly, we have created two homes! Praise the lord! By which i mean whichever monster girl best represents your highly specific fetish.
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>>50937558
He clearly got kicked from that discord.
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>>50937948
For me, it's sandworms
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>>50938006
I like how there's always this talk about some discord. There was never any discord. Not for the /trash/roaches. Not for /d/egenerates. Not even for /mgt/, and there isn't one for /mge/.

There (is)was a semi-/mgt/ discord. It still exists, but 99% of the discussion is not about MGE or even monster girls for the matter. There was an MGE discord via the wiki or MGE Redux. I can't remember which exactly. I don't know if that one still exists. It was far too spammy for me and non-MGE related despite it supposedly being for MGE.
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You just know...
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>>50938463
The weight of a kindly god is a fearful thing.
And your sandworm so fat they see wormsign from outer space.
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>>50938984
I don't think much about it. All I think is worm.
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>>50939024
CHILL
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>>50939458
I will thank her for the "worm" welcome to the desert
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>>50938658
>I like how there's always this talk about some discord. There was never any discord.
The proof will be reposted as many times as you try to lie about it, you're probably one of the parasites in the screenshots from this thread

https://warosu.org/jp/thread/47968791#p47980460
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>>50939596
Congrats. You have screenshots of a nondescript discord chat.
>No discord server name
>No discord channel name
If it was a full page screenshot that included the name of the server and users in it, I'd find it believable. But as it stands, that's not proof of anything. It's literally just a couple of random excerpts that could have been taken from any chat in any server. I mean, even the mainstream MGE discord and the de facto /mgt/ discord has had NTR discussion at some point or another.
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>>50939541
And I will steal tiny gote in the background.
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>>50939651
Goats would be fine it wasn't for the random headbutts and screaming bleats that damn near give you a heart attack half the time.
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>>50939653
I like the random headbutts. It's like cats, she's just marking territory.
Probably. I think.
The bleats are a little annoying, though. I startle real easy.
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>Be me on the Day of the Rape
>Concoct a master plan
>Go through the portal to the MGE world
>Go to Zipangu
>Visit the shrines of various ryus
>Dodge the hebis along the way
>Snatch the ryu's ball from each shrine
>Repeat until 7 balls acquired
>???
>Profit
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Where foxes belong
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>>50940401
That's just her favorite konboard box.
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>>50940606
Regardless, it still holds true. They don't belong in the house
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>Day 1225 of me accidentally typing "Momster" into the catalog instead of "Monster" to find the thread
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>>50941393
Mother's day is the most dangerous day of the year in MGC, slightly beating penis inspection day. I think the monsters misinterpreted what mother's day is and think it's the day they all try to become mothers with whatever human male they have their eye on for a husband.
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>>50941393
>calling a three foot tall loli mommy
>having to explain that to your mother.
Imagine.
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Elementals make the best wives!
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>>50941974
Some elementals are shit though
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>>50942275
>hating on sylph
chip pa pa!
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>>50942280
I didn't mention sylph.

The shit elementals are undines and glacies.
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My Face + Centauress Behind = Perfect match
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>>50942321
I have good news, anon. You can experience this part of centaur in real life already.
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>>50942353
You say that like I haven't already.
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>>50942282
What's wrong with glacies?
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>>50942410
If I wanted to date an icicle, I'd just fuck the ice in my freezer.
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>>50942426
If I don't fuck the ice in my shogzer, my wife gets sad.
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I just put an ice cube in cheshy's butt, Take that you damn cat!
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>>50942498
>Cheshy has cube in her butt
>ICE cube
>Somehow just makes her more SMUG
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>>50942498
Ice cubes don't melt in mamonos butts. That's the cold hole, everyone knows that.
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>>50942514
Is she going to start rounding up all the ocelomehs now?
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>>50941974
Let's be honest here, ignis has it in the bag as best elemental. Fire > the rest
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A survey of the general public on which of the MGE girls they like the best.

Results for top 10 (#1 most liked):
>1 - Fairy
>2 - Demon
>3 - Slime
>4 - Lilim
>5 - Minotaur
>6 - Devil
>7 - Red Oni
>8 - Anubis
>9 - Alraune
>10 - Balrog

Results for bottom 10 (#1 least liked):
>1 - Jinn of the Jar
>2 - Girtablilu
>3 - Umi Osho
>4 - Taisui
>5 - Chochin-obake
>6 - Kamaitachi
>7 - Cyclops
>8 - Greenworm
>9 - Mimic
>10 - Mad Hatter
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>When tap the shoulder from behind of the rata at the park collecting nuts and tell her that you're going to steal her and she turns around and stares at you with wide eyes in shock and her cheeks comically stuffed to the brim with all the nuts she's found and ones falls out as she doesn't know how to respond because she's shy and socially awkward
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>>50943444
I'd just cover myself in peanut butter and wait.
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>>50943462
The Forgotten Beast Hellhound Abyss Lord First Name Redacted Has Come! Beware Her Frightening Howl
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>>50943553
Doggy! She needs ear scritches but my hands are covered in peanut butter! THIS IS PURE HORROR!
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>>50943566
>Attempt to give helldoggo ear scritches
>Get bitten
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>>50944085
>>50944258
Black sclera == dangerous

Avoid at all costs
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>>50943241
Imagine the smell...
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>>50944085
How did she know that being bitten by mamono is my ONE WEAKNESS?
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>>50945290
She had Miss Rata look into your internet search history as well as a deep dive into your past and Miss Hebi stalk you to recognize your pattern of behaviors. All the information is complied and run through a magical database that discerns your desires and proclivities, even ones you don't even know you have. All so she can optimally do her duty as a loving wife to you.
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Why's she pointing?
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>>50945290
>anon being sub
These girls, anon. They just have some supernatural way to know anon acts exactly like anon and is a turbo sub.
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Male dom > Fem dom
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>>50946127
She's pointing at a faggot
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>>50945613
Someone needs to teach Miss Automaton how to draw eyes
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>>50946700
Still beats mine.
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>>50946690
Not being the best of both worlds, SWITCH, raping your hellhound wife and then getting raped by her.
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>>50946727
>switch
You have to pick a side. I could never trust a neutral. With their hearts filled with neutrality.
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>>50946935
I prefer the term radical centerist. There is nothing netural about being a switch.
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>>50946700
She's trying her best!

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