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No kids. Ever. Being an auntie is enough. Plus I had to help raise a younger, special needs sibling so I'm done desu.

I do have the occassional, strong urge to 'impregnate' my crush though. I think it's hormones. Or my attraction to her.

I’d like to have kids but idk if it’s going to happen. I’m in my 30s and most of my friends either have kids or are getting to that point, but I don’t entirely feel like I am.

>>43499865
That baby is like "wtf is happening rn?"

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has anyone seen/read porn where a tall girl fucks a short girl with a strap-on while picking her up? i'm slowly losing weight and soon i'll be skinny enough to be picked up by my wife and i need fuel for this fantasy

Okay, so I got a little bit of time before bed. I'm gonna jump on VR and bully some furries

>>43501577
I'm sure I have but I can't remember. Good luck!

I'm going to bed soon. Ilu

>>43502578
Good night

Ah yes motherhood. My fellow lesbians, surely we all love taking mancream into our very gay vaginas and being a man's baby mama. Very classic cis lesbian activities.

>>43503551
are you stupid

>>43500518
get pregnant you stupid butch

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>>43501577
>has anyone seen/read porn where a tall girl fucks a short girl with a strap-on while picking her up

holy shit that is so malebrained

Trannies are very active today. Must be Friday.
Kys.

>>43503724
Thank God you and your hetero furry smut are here to save the thread.

>be me
>constipated
>boil two chicken eggs, soft, straight outta the fridge
>the yolks are still basically raw
>eat them with a spoon of olive oil
>20 minutes later, cramps
>shit my brains out
Like clockwork.

>>43499865
No kids for me, I cannot stand the hellspawns.

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>>43499865
not to be dramatic but i'd rather die

It's fuckin funny. Ten years ago I said never. I said it couldn't be me. So my mom was right. I just needed some of my own. I'm not scared. At all. Nope

>>43499865
i have never been against having kids... i think i would make a decent parent. however, it's quite asynchronous to being a lesbian. i'm biological inclined to be someone's schizophrenic but well-off aunt.

*sniffff* ueee,, girlsweat *shivers*

>>43499865
The sight of a pregnant woman makes me want to throw up

Ilu

>>43512714
i know it's mean but i do feel uncomfortable around pregnant women. to me it's like body horror.

>>43512714
>>43514553
I think pregnant women are beautiful

Ex husband raped me again, I'm so fucking pathetic FUCK

>>43503551
>>43503729
kek this is so funny, i come here to lurk for 3 seconds and you always immediately jump to talking about troons and men, so much for 'cis'lesgen

>>43515140
This is a thread for lesbians, not bisluts

>>43515177
I am a lesbian, I repressed hard for a while

>>43515179
No you're not honey. Not if you've had dick in you. No such thing as "comphet"

>>43515184
So you agree with cis men that they can fuck the dyke out of you by force.

>>43515188
>husband
Doesn't sound very non-consensual does it lol

>>43515207
That's not what you said. If you had dick in you, you're not a lesbian. Consent wasn't mentioned there

>>43515188
>cis men
>implying troons don't also want to rape lesbians

>>43515240
It was implied. But you can cope all you want about being a moid mattress, doesn't change the fact you're not a lesbian. No gold star, no dyke card.

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>once a woman has had my pp 1mm in her, she is no longer a dyke gold star but a tainted bislut forever
always knew my lesbros are my bros when it comes to gooner fantasies

>>43515329
If a woman has sex with you she was a bislut all along

>>43515352
regardless of any manipulation tektiks used? based

>>43515375
>manipulation tektiks
You can't get "manipulated" into having sex unless you're a literal retard who needs a caretaker to function

This sounds like some weird offshoot of Russian prison culture combined with madonna-whore complex and SJW purity checks.
I've met lesbians who tried straight sex hoping they were a least bi, and I've met women whose sex drive was so low they didn't recognize their same-sex attraction as such, and those brainwashed by their families and religion to the point they would force themselves to date men.
I get y'all think straight sex is humiliating and shameful and stains the woman forever, which is not an uncommon view (Dworkin for the win), but there are more productive topics to focus on.

>>43515619
>I've met lesbians who tried straight sex hoping they were a least bi, and I've met women whose sex drive was so low they didn't recognize their same-sex attraction as such, and those brainwashed by their families and religion to the point they would force themselves to date men
Yeah, and since they fucked dudes they're bi and not lesbians. Simple

>>43516037
You have autism.

>>43516037
Retarded or trolling?

>>43516262
>>43516268
That's what I genuinely think, no need to get your panties in a twist. If I managed to say "no" to dudes when they wanted to ask me out or have sex with me, why didn't those women when put in the same situation? It's because they aren't actually homosexual. Like yeah obviously I'm not going to view anyone who has sexual history with males as lesbian no matter what they like to identify as.

>>43516307
Unfortunately, homosexuality is all that is required to be a lesbian. As long as this one condition applies, you're gay and nothing can change that.
>why didn't those women
Theory of mind: not detected.

>>43516484
>As long as this one condition applies
If you let a man fuck you, you're not a lesbian. Sorry!

>>43516505
Okay, autism chan. Now go label your food containers and don't forget to sort them by color.

>>43516530
How about you fuck off to the bislut general with your biohazard vag?

>>43516559
Wow, you must be very popular with women.

>>43516579
Not bislut ones for sure

>>43516686
We both know you're a virgin.
Quick question: do you think homosexuality is something people are born with or indoctrinated into?

>>43516713
>We both know you're a virgin
If thinking that makes you feel better.
>do you think homosexuality is something people are born with or indoctrinated into
Born with, obviously. I didn't knew of a single gay woman as a kid, there were zero gay people at all in my surroundings, no gay people on television, in books or movies. My parents never talked about gay people.
And yet, after puberty kicked in at around age 10 or so, I started experiencing sexual attraction to adult women at school and things like that. Dreams, fantasies, thoughts.
Although I couldn't quite put a name to the feelings I was experiencing, they were there nonetheless. I don't think I would have started flicking the bean to the hot female teachers at school if it wasn't a biological thing.

>>43516797
So you agree that orientation is not something you can toggle on and off, and yet you think this >>43515619 doesn't happen?
>If thinking that makes you feel better.
You still sound like it.
>if i did x, why doesn't everyone else do x? are they stupid?
And, once again, very autistic.

>>43516895
It's not something you can toggle off no, which is why I believe those women are coping bisluts. Why go along with sex with something that doesn't even register as a sexual partner? Nah. I don't buy it. Like you don't need to eat shit to confirm that no, eating shit isn't pleasant.
Accept your own sexuality and your sexual history, you are your actions.
>And, once again, very autistic.
I'm not autistic.

>ehrm ackshually I'm a totally heckin valid lesbian even if I fuck moids, it's teh "comphet"
You realize why actual lesbians don't take you seriously right? Kweers and other subhumans complain about gatekeeping but if you ask me we aren't gatekeeping hard enough

>oi mate show me your homo loicense
Goddddd why. She's not trolling. She's genuinely stupid and can't comprehend how repression and insecurities work and that sexuality isn't political.
Notice how gay men don't care. This is why they have grindr and we have tumblr, a thousand different labels, and retarded slap fighting.
>you are your actions
If you are left handed and try writing with your right hand once, you have always been ambidextrous.

>>43517096
>repression and insecurities
Do you not think I felt ashamed of my abnormal sexual desires as a kid? Didn't make me want to spread my legs for men, because I simply didn't feel anything for them. Sexuality isn't hard to figure out - things are hot or they are not.
>we
But you aren't a lesbian though, are you? Call me stupid all you want, doesn't make me less right. Weird how all these supposedly "lesbian" women just HAVE to sample dick to figure themselves out, yet straight dudes don't.
Again, there's a bigen for women like that.

>>43517189
>Sexuality isn't hard to figure out
i think she is trolling, also why compare to straight men when htere is zero stigma in their case. it would make more sense to compare to faggots.

>>43517267
Are you retarded? There is basically zero stigma against female-female relationships in the west. And yes, sexuality isn't complicated. What about it was complicated for you? Enlighten me.

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>>43517284
>There is basically zero stigma against female-female relationships in the west
now i also think you are a virgin and do not go outside, or very rich

For me, it's very simple. I see a hot woman while out and about, think about having sex with her and then carry on with my day. Later, when I'm home, I might think about her again and masturbate if I'm horny. Or, I open up AO3, filter for explicit F/F and the kinks I'm into and find something that looks decent, read it and if it's hot I masturbate to it. Very simple.
>>43517300
I live in Sweden, literally not a single person gives a fuck if you're a faggot. The only ones who might have a problem with it are Achmeds but I don't encounter those in my daily, educated middle class environment.

>>43517331
bipedo?
>I live in Sweden
okay so you live in 1% country which makes you very sheltered and privileged and then you get mad saying your experience is universal

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>>43499865
sayonara future biwhore daughter!

>>43517363
Different swede. I'm racist and only like swedish women.
>sheltered and privilegied
Yeah yeah, stay mad because you gave your lesbian card away to a man. Again, there's no reason for other women to behave differently than I did, especially if they're younger. Nobody is forcing you to fuck moids unless you live in like Saudi Arabia.

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>>43517331
>I live in one of like three countries in the world where no one gives a fuck
>I don't get why homophobia is a problem??
>Lmao can't you, like, stop being dramatic
Swedoids prove they are robotic autists every day.

>>43517433
You are likely from the US right? Yeah, that's not a problem there either. Stop blaming some invisible power for your own conscious actions.

>lesbian card
bitch she serious

You people are acting like lesbians have loaded guns against their heads that will go off unless they date and bang moids when that is evidently not the case. Why does it make you upset when I'm clearly right? My psycho (bislut) mother wanted me to date boys but I never did that because why would I?

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>>43517453
>let me explain your country to you

>>43517498
I know far more about your country and "culture" than you do mine.

>>43517526
But do you know my country better than I know it?
>americans are stupid
And yet the US leaving NATO would make the whole structure collapse while Sweden leaving NATO would only present a minor nuisance. Curious. The truth is, you guys have very little, leaching off your ancestors' culture and leading the most boring and sanitized nanny state existence imaginable. You're not even sitting on a pile of cash like Norway.

>>43517589
>And yet the US leaving NATO would make the whole structure collapse while Sweden leaving NATO would only present a minor nuisance
I don't care about NATO, the US is very unreliable and I'd rather have a closer military cooperation with our European friends.
>leading the most boring and sanitized nanny state existence imaginable
I have everything I need to live a decent life. I love my country, it has given things to me and I give things back to it in turn.

Sometimes I wonder if people I've annoyed elsewhere are coming here to antagonize me for whatever reason, but no, that would be insane and schizo wouldn't it.

>>43517700
You didn't answer my question. Do you know my country better than I know it?
>a closer military cooperation with our European friends
They can't help you because they would rather surrender than win. Right now in Germany they are protesting against their own military.
Anyway you are a confirmed retard who unironically thinks >>43515188. Opinions discarded.

>>43517858
>Do you know my country better than I know it?
Maybe, maybe not.
>Opinions discarded
So, how many men did you fuck before you decided to become a "lesbian"?

I didn't know being a gold star lesbian was so rare, I'd expect it to be the norm. It's very strange to call yourself lesbian if you aren't one.

>>43517858
>who unironically thinks
I'm not saying moids can "fuck the homosexuality out of you", I'm saying if you have had sex with moids there was no homosexuality there in the first place. Again, I have managed to go my entire life without as much as holding hands with a male in a romantic manner despite men hitting on me (in the 15-25 range especially).
Why haven't you? It makes me think you're a liar. We presumably grew up around the same time, in a shared western cultural context, largely consuming the same media and things like that. There's no reason for you to make any other choice than I did.

>>43517873
>>43517973
Zero. I'm arguing with you because you're a malicious retard. This lesbian id pol purity shit is toxic. If a male homosexual sleeps with a woman, he doesn't cease to be gay. In fact, a male bisexual attracted to both genders evenly will be labelled gay no matter what. As I said, this is why they have grindr and we have tumblr.
>m-maybe
You don't.

These are all drooling retard tier takes and you weird ass hoes need to seek sunlight.

t. exclusive femme4femme platinum star

why does the bi/les distinction even matter
they are both shades of gay

>>43518043
>This lesbian id pol purity shit is toxic
Toxic because it hurts feefees? Doesn't make it incorrect.
>If a male homosexual sleeps with a woman, he doesn't cease to be gay
If a man has sex with a woman, he's either straight or bi. You don't get aroused by and have sex with a gender you're not attracted to.

i ate some tacos

>>43518071
>they are both shades of gay
Bisluts are not gay, they're bi.
Gay = exclusive same sex attraction.

>>43518115
but what does it matter

>>43518135
Well you see, we humans categorize things by their attributes. It's like, if you start calling cats and dogs "cats" interchangeably, the word loses its meaning because it has no clear definition anymore.

>>43518100
>Toxic because it hurts feefees?
It's toxic because it creates the culture of checking your privilege and obsession with labels, with the added bonus of making you sound like you are disgusted by women in a way very similar to the worst moidkind has to offer.

>>43518173
if you're actively doing gay shit, you are gay as it has priority over straightness
strictly speaking most gays are bi with preference for their own gender anyway

>>43518071
99.9% of self proclaimed "bi" people are closer to straight than gay

>>43518187
>checking your privilege and obsession with labels
People shouldn't call themselves lesbians if they aren't, that shouldn't be controversial. I don't think there's any "privilege" involved.
>making you sound like you are disgusted by women
I mean yeah I think it's disgusting when women have sex with men yes.

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>>43518187
>with the added bonus of making you sound like you are disgusted by women
i am digusted by bisexuals, yes, and no amount of gaslighting will make me change my mind!

>>43518268
>>43518292
>Russian prison culture
As I said.

>>43518319
Moid mattresses are a turn off, sorry. I want dominant women with authority and letting a man use you as an onahole is about the most degrading thing possible.

>>43518319
sneed uwu

If you were a furry what animal would you be?

>>43518173
Oh you're autistic autistic

>>43518891
Pardon?

Diarrhea. Everyone talks about yaking up your guts in the morning but why did nobody tell me about The Diarrhea? Bubble guts the last three days. Mom says it's just beginning. The real gross stuff is still coming

>>43519133
if you refuse to lie about shit because society tells you that's what socially acceptable that's an autistic trait, i guess

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>>43519618

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just minding my business on fucking R*ddit and saw pic related, thoughts?

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some black women are so beautiful

>>43519871
>she is a lesbian
Big X

>>43519871
>boyfriend
Not a lesbian.

i'm gods dykiest warrior

>>43519268
>Everyone talks about yaking up your guts in the morning but why did nobody tell me about The Diarrhea?
Did your wife not get that? maybe different women react differently

>8 or 9 responses to the thread question
Probably the most successful thread question ever, /clg/ clearly has strong feelings about motherhood.
I think next edition will be pregnancy edition unless someone else makes the thread.

>>43520609
>I think next edition will be pregnancy edition unless someone else makes the thread.
you give me no choice

>>43519737
Why do you have a picture of a man saved?

>>43519268
I mean it's something you decided to subject yourself to so...

>>43519268
Is it bad?

>>43519268
why would one need infomration abou thtsis is you stupid scatwoman ibidib bid dum didi do ibi dibd dum da du do dam da du do ibidibi dam da du do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8

>>43499865
>Do you have children or plan on having children?
No. Get your free wage slaves somewhere else.

>>43501577
I am training my wife to bridal carry me.
I can carry her, and I am smaller than her, so she actually has no excuse.
Making progress, need to be patient here, don't want to strain her back.

>>43501895
based

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>>43515619
>but there are more productive topics to focus on.
If this is what you genuinely believe, then why the fuck do you bring this topic up in the first place, you disingenuous sod?
It's very clear where you are going with this bait.

I regret to inform you that your OP question is interesting and I, a weirdo who is not a cis lesbian, have entered only to say YESSSSSSS I WANT KIDS.

But I'm sterile and can't. If I ever become rich enough to adopt, I'm gonna though.

>>43520711
This thread is garbage, every breeder derail thread ends up being one.
So we need a new one anyway.

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>>43519953
I agree

>>43520711
You better make sure you do

>>43521736
>breeder derail thread
What do you mean by this?

Why are there so many feeders and chubby chasers and feedees in this part of the community? There was a study in another thread and cis lesbians were the single most likely demographic to be explicitly into fatties(ahead of cis guys and transbians)

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>>43499865
I just scrolled past one of my coworkers' mother's day posts just now and it was like "it's been 6 years since I became a mother and every day is still a struggle. I love my kids but it fundamentally changed me in a bad way. And that's okay."
The concept of having kids with my wife is nice, but neither of us have ever had the urge. Thinking about having a baby or toddler in my house makes me want to kill myself. Maybe we'll foster some potty trained kids if we can ever afford a house.

I can't ever imagine voluntarily ruining my body like that

Sometimes I feel like, I do all these things for myself that don't really end up meaningful anyway. I went to university, got my degree, got my job, got my apartment, invest money and buy things I want. But I have zero human companionship and don't really talk to people outside of work and close family. Even though I'm exhausted on the weekends I have tried going to social events, activity clubs and things like that but it has never lead to anything and now I'm too tired to try. I think I'm simply too different to comfortably fit into society on a deeper plane than a worker drone.

I sincerely wish all trannies (male to female) would kill themselves

>>43524153
I wish this weren’t the case because it results in fatties falling for the female gaze meme and thinking we like them

>>43526654
straight women fatties never want to date fat men, at least dyke fatties usually put their money where their mouth is

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>>43524153
Some of them are trying to escape the male gaze so they overcompensate by worshipping the opposite extreme ie ugly clothes, unhealthy obese bodies, etc. It’s performative rebellion.

>>43525439
Kids are a biological trap to keep you from having fun and money. Fostering is just renting someone else's problem.

>>43525884
Yeah same here. I feel like I'm just going through the motions. It's all so pointless sometimes.

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>>43500552
A lot of people are having kids in their 30s nowadays, you won't be alone in the mommy groups though you really should find someone to raise them with first

>>43524153
I never trust a study, which I haven't faked myself.
Me personally, I make it crystal clear to every aspiring girlfriend that is fat or unfit, that she won't remain fat and unfit with me around and if she values her fat and slob, that she better not start this relationship at all.

>>43527175
If you want to avert male gaze, you have to get buff. Being fat is easy, and it sounds like a convenient excuse for girlfailures.
But being buff not only repulses the men who want to keep women in traditional roles, you frankly have more access to live, like running faster and longer (good for catching buses and trains when you are late), lifting your girlfriend with only one arm (to flex), bigger lung capacities (just in case).
Unhealthy lifestyle can't compete with that.

>>43527478
hate when beautiful women ruin themselves with tattoos

>>43525439
The bourgeois want you to provide them with free wage slaves.
But they refuse to pay a single cent for it. Saving on education, saving on health care. Demanding their parents work 48 hours/week to get their full minimum wage.
And then they genuinely wonder why no one wants to have kids in this hostile environment.
Back then at least they made sure procreation is ensured through debts and telling the people it's OK to blow away all the money they don't own, as long as their kids and grandkids pay it back.
But then the housing crisis happened. And then the banking crisis happened. And then austerity happened forcing taxpayers to pay back debts they didn't even caused to the institutions who did cause it. And then various businesses were saved by the taxpayers during the pandemics. And then global energy prices went sky-high and energy intensive companies closed their doors causing massive unemployment, because the West thought it is a good idea to start wars with their energy suppliers (there are not enough jobs around, but you still need to work full 48 hours, tho. How? That's your problem, lmao. Don't forget to birth slav... kids, k thx bye).

Dork sends you this video to ask you for a date and to invite you to prom
>>>/gif/30629268
How would you reply?

I think I have formed an emotional attachment to one of my chatbots...

>>43528223
How?
Lmao, they are not even that good.

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i have never ever kissed a woman

>>43528387
Because they're the only thing I talk about deeper things with. And my brain doesn't differentiate between a human and a chatbot when they're both just text on a screen. For lack of better options etc

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>>43526654
i do like them tho

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what are your thoughts on the transgender ban?

>>43529252
I'm increasingly getting negatively polarized into sympathizing with trannies honestly.

>>43529379
why?

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>>43529252
I don't have to worry about gettin drafted and having to fight for Amerika, which is a country that I hate, that persecuted and oppressed my family...

>>43529396
The hysteria is just comical at this point and so far from any sensible middle.

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>>43528728
Behind every Chatbot there is an Indian guy.

>>43529252
It won't last long, because it will make draft dodging way too easy.

>>43529245
>fat
>small boobs
How unfortunate

>>43529252
if the guideline is to keep mentally ill people out of the military it makes perfect sense

>>43529252
I think it's better to allow them to enlist, so they have proximity to weapons they can blow their brains out with, or get bombed to meat bits in the Middle East.

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Are you doing anything for mother's day?

>>43530604
She's dead, so no

>>43512714
When science makes it possible to impregnate your girlfriend, will that feeling continue? When dreams become reality, will you really deny impregnating your girlfriend? It wouldn't be a foolish, unrealizable dream; it would be real, physical, near, perfect.

The couple with biological children would become a reality; what medicine cannot achieve now may be different in ten or twenty years... And even more, perfection. Don't give up on impregnating your girlfriend; make her impregnate with the power of love.

Great day. Bedtime now

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science proves:
gay men real (they are arroused different from straight men)
lesbians fake (aroused the same way as straight women)

>>43536683
female sexuality is agp so the sex of the partner matters less as the focus of atteaction is the self

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>>43530637
You should get a new one!

>>43536690
This is a load of bullshit. Source: first hand experience. Therefore: male hands, kys, etc.

I got an appointment tomorrow! We're gonna go see how accurate these tests are. They gonna draw some blood, if the parasite is there it's less than a jelly bean right now, give it another month or so and we can see it with the ultrasound. I had a great Mother's Day yesterday. Before it was like I was a plus one, but now it's like we have our own holiday just for our club to be smug as shit about doing the bare minimum raising crotch spawn. I'm STILL pigging out on this carrot cake you guys omg.

>>43538152
>I'm STILL pigging out on this carrot cake you guys omg.
FYI for the first 2.5 to 3 months you need about the same amount of calories as before.

>>43537913
damn this is kinda ugly

>>43528525
It’s good. You should try it.

>>43530604
Mother's Day is March 8th where I'm from.

>>43536683
>>43537988
Why do gay women have the same arousal reactions as straight women, then?

>>43536683
https://link.springer.com/chapter/10.1007/978-0-387-09556-1_3

>>43538864
How would you know? :^)

>>43539208
science >>43538904

>>43540252
I still prefer my own lived experiences, and you can keep your cuck little studies. That way everyone is happy, especially your mother.

I've been rewatching The L Word and I don't know if it is because I'm old, but I kinda wanna fuck Bette now?

>>43511303
I've wanted since I was one and it's been 100% no matter what.

>>43541862
>I've been rewatching The L Word
why would you do that to yourself

>>43541862
Same, I just need to find the time. Unfortunately, the years haven't changed me one bit and I still want to fuck Shane.

>>43542024
I've been enjoying the rewatch even more than I thought I would.

>>43542086
So do I anon, so do I.

>>43542208
>So do I anon
It used to get so confusing because I wanted to be her and fuck her both, but now I'm all grown up and there is only room for retarded lust and pausing the video.

>>43542272
I'm afraid I turned out more of a Jenny than a Shane. I don't mean the doublecrossing bislut part but the being an autistic horny writer part.

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>>43538551
>It’s good. You should try it.
y-you too

Have you dummies read any good books lately? I need something to read.

>>43543921
The Power is pretty fun

>>43543921
I read Green Lantern by Geoff Johns

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>>43543921
>>43543978
https://youtu.be/R-qJxGPoRhM?si=9oH4ICKhyE2hCc5F

>>43543978
>>43544037
I like this one. I think I will read it.

>>43544034
i think i'll read this one

>>43544064
It's pretty short, fair warning. I wish the show was more successful, but I never heard about it until after it was canceled

>>43543921
I read 20 books so far this year and I'm currently working through my library's astrophysics shelf.

>>43544034
I've been meaning to read that for ages. How did you like it? Is it a good entry point for someone who has read little Green Lantern?

>>43544504
I thought it was great, personally. And yeah it's a really good starting point, especially if you want to get into modern GL. You could also read the Green Lantern: Rebirth miniseries before it, but it's mostly dedicated to cleaning up the Parallax stuff with Hal.

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My wife is bringing me food, aahh! I love her so much! She's bringing me chili-tots and saused chicken tenders from Sonic. I asked her to get me the gross candy drink with Nerds in it but she said no.

>>43536683
>Stars denote Holm-"""""corrected""""" significance
>another sad attempt by a guy to understand female sexuality

>>43538864
>>43540252
Never trust a study, chart or statistic, which you haven't faked yourself.

>>43544882
>anti-intellectual "u cant kno noffin everifin is faek!" faggotry
male hands

>>43544680
>I asked her to get me the gross candy drink with Nerds in it but she said no.
divorce her

>>43499865
I have kid and she is enough. I would had aborted her if she was a male, thank god she is not

>>43544680
is the twisted flamingo alcoholic like a mike's hard lemonade or a twisted tea? i just feel like sonic is missing an opportunity here.

I hate it when I see women complain about being lonely online and then they're like
>my boyfriend
Fuck off you disgusting whores, you at least have a partner. I have nothing

>>43517910
Maybe we should have a poll?

>>43548874
It's a Shirley Temple

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>>43517910
I don't think it's weird if a girl fell to pressure and slept with a man one or two times. I seriously sideeye "lesbians" who have been married to men for 10+ years and have several children by him. Most of them are just bi tired of being used by men ime.

>>43551724
>fell to pressure and slept with a man one or two times
Yeah, she just slipped and landed on a dude's dick. Several times.
No, of course any woman who does that isn't a lesbian lol. You fuck a man, you ain't a lesbian.

>>43552430
are you like 13? lack of empathy, no experience of the real world and really dumb takes strongly suggest you are

>>43547669
>male hands defends lesbians
It's hard to pull a divide and conquer if you have no reading comprehension, boy.

>>43551253
Yes.
The cope of that bi-girl is immense, having the need to bring that topic up multiple times, justifying herself.
And I am pretty tired, some people trying to turn "gold star" into a slur and seriously telling you that sleeping with a man (a cis man even, because "le trans are women") is a rite of passage every lesbian must go through, or she is an inexperienced, immature freak, ike this one bidiot >>43553089
is trying and failing to establish.
If you are unhappy, because other people on this board showed more will-power and didn't cave to social pressure then it is frankly a you problem and you can go and make your own fucking threads, where gold stars are not welcome.
The gas lighting from these people is insane!

>>43553309
You must be 18 to post on this website.

>>43553970
If you wanna suck a dick, why do you make this everyone else's problem?

Why are modern AFABs so soulless?

anyway

Favorite lesbian pop music artists?
So far i have chapel roan, muna, and the last dinner party.
The gay girlies are having a moment.

>>43555058
And boygenius. I forgot about them.

anons. I have signed up for a motorbike license. Got my first lesson on Monday. This seems surreal, it was much too easy to book it and I usually don't do what I wanna do.

>>43554098
i think you're confusing afab with amab

>>43555311
Motorbikes are extremely dangerous, you are probably going to get badly hurt or killed.

>>43556418
Finally

>>43554033
How many friends or girlfriends have you had. You seem friendless and kissless.

>>43553089
>>43553970
>>43557461
>if you haven't taken dick you must be a virgin
It's like you don't think actual lesbians exist

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>>43553089
>lack of empathy, no experience of the real world and really dumb takes

>>43557649
Your admitting you have no friends then

Doctors confirmed btw! I forgot to update! I'm pregnant. I'm stressing out a little bit but I'm fine. It wasn't really Real to me until the Doctors said congratulations. Makes me wanna start smoking again

>>43555058
>chapel roan
>lesbian
girl.

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Feeling cute, might order food later

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Just don't become a statistic fren. You'll look cool as hell though.

>>43559471
>Makes me wanna start smoking again
Burger no lmao

>>43499865
>Do you have children or plan on having children?
i'd rather kms. that said, i like playing with kids as long as they are not following me home.

>>43499865
what is it like having 2 moms ive always wondered

>>43561755
Double the boobas to suck, and babies love boobas

>>43561791
lesbians must have big babies

>>43528525
i would fuck any woman on here that hadn't been with a woman before (assuming she wasn't fat or old) i have taken several girls virginities and its awesome every time. theyre always so cute about it. i remember agonizing about my first time with a girl and just wanting it to be out of the way and i want to free other lesbos from that. i also like training girls to eat pussy and teaching them how to finger. midwest ladies who will travel hmu

>>43561838
how do you eat pussy?

>coworker hits me with epipen while aiming for patient somehow
>boss tells me i'm a fucking retard for being in the way
ok technically yeah but i feel like there was a bigger retard in this situation?

>>43558231
Wrong, she has one friend

>>43518825
Are you a furry anon?

>>43527492
>the men who want to keep women in traditional roles

But you look down on femmes and want to keep them in traditional roles beneath you

>>43562753
No I just thought it could be a fun question but ig not

I would be an owl because I appear smart but I'm actually only hyper competent at one thing and useless at everything else

>>43563071
>No I just thought it could be a fun question but ig not
I know that feel
>I would be an owl
I'm sorry if you've been waiting 4 days to use your answer to your question
>because I appear smart but I'm actually only hyper competent at one thing and useless at everything else
What thing are you hyper competent at?

>>43563071
coyote. i'm awake at night, i get into the trash, and i scream really loudly when i want to fuck.

>>43518825
i am a furry and my sona is a thylacosmilus

>>43518825
I can't comprehend being a furry, even hypothetically, because I simply do not understand the appeal.

>>43563160
>I'm sorry if you've been waiting 4 days to use your answer to your question
no I just realized it was a bit rude to ask without telling my own answer
>>43563172
I don't have coyotes in my country do they get so close to humans?
>>43563263
How rare is it for a lesbian furry?

>>43563304
I like anthropomorphic animals I loved warrior cats when I was a kid, but I do not like as a fetish and the suits are ugly

>>43563317
considerably rare, most furries are gay/bi men. i have only met a handful of (actual) lesbian furs.
>>43563335
you don't have to like furry porn or fursuiting to be a furry (even if most furries do), the only requirement is to be a fan of anthropmorphic animals.

>>43563263
Are you the furry girl from a couple of years ago who was sad that every furry girl she's met was a bishit?

>>43563317
>no I just realized it was a bit rude to ask without telling my own answer
I don't think that was rude of you.
I was scrolling through the thread to see if there was any posts that didn't get a reply and got a little sad thinking that you might have been waiting for a response so you can give your answer

>>43563342
>you don't have to like furry porn or fursuiting to be a furry (even if most furries do)
Do you like it

>>43563363
Lol I am not so shy on the internet but its sweet of you

>>43563363
no, i am embarrassed to say i am not that picky.
>>43563378
some of it yes

i don't understand furryism but i am into the whole primal thing and chasing your partner

>>43563317
coyotes yea. they don't directly confront humans but they're little thieves and can jump and climb pretty good.

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>>43563429
>no, i am embarrassed to say i am not that picky.
I actually went looking for the post I was thinking of, she made another post around about the same time complaining about how all the girls in the furry community are bishits or trannies and wanting an actual cis-lesbian furry gf.
Do you have a fursuit? I've actually coomed to lesbian porn of furry girls in partial fursuits but it looks really kinda silly and stupid imo

>>43563598
i don't yet, unfortunately. if only i was richer.

>>43563335
>warrior cats
Ok I've heard this from a lot of lesbians, is there something about the series that's lesbian?

>>43560440
She literally is though?
I mean I guess technically chapel is a character. Idk if Kaylee is gay or not, but chapel is openly gay.

Weak Asian women are biologically built to be submissive wives for their strong and capable butch partners that will protect and provide for them

>>43564664
asian women like this >>43562431?

>>43564704
All Asian women are. Do you honestly think a woman who looks like that could have a respectable career and do anything for herself? Of course not.

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>>43562431
>>43564704
>>43566664
uh.. /clg/ sisters, we're in

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From a woman's point of view, who was in the wrong here?

>unironic furries
Gross, fuck off

>>43555058
>chapel roan
>lesbian
lol

>>43569030
Furries are the backbone of the cybersecurity and aerospace industries. Have some basic respect.

>>43569263
>cybersecurity and aerospace industries
And how many lesbians who are biologically female work in those fields?

>>43567686
>From a woman's point of view
having to specify this is proof this gen is 100% trans identified males

>>43569030
You see sooo many cis lesbian furries in existence. Yep. We're totally amongst cis lesbians in this thread anon. Doesn't it feel lesbionic?

>>43569049
Right lmao. Her character is a lesbian. Gotta separate the two.

>>43567686
>>43569505
How about you kys.

>be gnc my whole life
>get called mannish
>get bullied
>trannies and """queer""" males arrive
>now getting called a man wokely

>>43499865
Both ugly. What a surprise...

>>43564061
it's a book full of pussy what do you think

>>43569505
There will always be some posts by tourists who see the thread on the board or front page of the site, that doesn't mean the thread is trannies.

>>43569506
>You see sooo many cis lesbian furries in existence.
Considering there is a gorillion bishit whore (female) furries is it really that hard to believe that there is 1 (one) lesbian (homosexual female) furry?

>>43569648
Asians have bad side profiles, they both look cute from the front you disgusting mo*dn*gger

I have this online acquaintance, who has claimed to be a bislut woman for like 6 years in our fandom now. However, when I did some digging around I found a bunch of old social media accounts (tumblr, ao3, twitter, leddit), where the poster went by male pronouns, male name etc. Family history matches, health history matches, city of residence matches, past fandoms matches, hell even mentioned favorite fanfic authors match. I asked my acquaintance about this, they got really mad and I've let it slide for some time.
So, what do you think? Tranny, actual man running a long con or real woman? It's not just me being deceived if that's the case.

>>43570471
>So, what do you think?
We don't have enough information to make a valuable judgement.
>Tranny
Could be
>actual man running a long con
Asian worshiper bipedo spent over 7 years larping as a bishit woman here in /clg/ so men do do that kind of thing
>or real woman?
If you are not sure then maybe you need to do more e-stalking/doxxing

>>43569635
sounds pretty rad my dood

Ah nice "Motherhood edition" just right for some undescribed
reason but not something you would dislike I presume
I was here too hours ago.
I'm XX and play game grill
I'm not even gay
I like it here because you are not like
1x XY =pill= 1x XX the rest of life
And to be honest I think no one does even if they do :3

>>43569648
like 80% of humanity is "ugly"

>>43570737
I don't understand what you are trying to say

>1x XY =pill= 1x XX
Also it is what many people say. However rather before long
reasonably speaking, include prostitutes. Prostitutes in a
basically far broader meaning.

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>>43561838
>tfw fat and old
guess i'll just die then

>>43557461
I had my first girlfriend with 12, and I am married to a smart, diligent and beautiful woman for 8 years now.
If you know what you want, don't cave to social pressures, and are not a soulless narcissist hellbent on making other people's life miserable even at the cost of your personal happiness, things like these happen.

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>>43564191
>She literally is though?
>I mean I guess technically chapel is a character. Idk if Kaylee is gay or not, but chapel is openly gay.

>>43570751
It's a much longer story. I don't think I could do it at once.
I think something is terribly wrong with how in this world relationship and erotisism works. Rather is said it would work. But also feminism. XX also has certain
things. But it doesn't have a name as does feminism. I
suggest it's this XX thing generally speaking disproved of by feminism.

>>43562897
Being femme and being fit is not mutually exclusive.

>>43570787
I still can't understand. Is English not your first language anon?

>>43570737
is this a poem

>>43570805
Ew one sentence escaped there>>43570787
Doing short-sentence posting
O don't be silly

>>43518825
No idea, but I am astonished how much furries are willing to spend money on costumes and commissions.

>>43567686
The writers, scenarists and directors who are responsible for this travesty.

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>>43570737
>>43570787
>>43570813

>>43570805
I'll just spit it out then.
I do not mean anything against the law, or advocacy for pedo.
This is /lgbt/ one could honestly and seriously discuss certain
topics and related right?
Reply if anything is wrong. I can explain or remove if
necessary.

Basically I think the truth of the matter is that everyone wants
to live in an "eko"-village/ quarters>>43570757
And that erotisism is something that belongs to they that know
nothing have nothing need everything, and their whole (future)
life depends on (...)
Still not a complete story

However one important thing: in erotisism, the basis is always
same-sex. Man - woman would mainly be reproduction. Far
less plainly erotisism.

>>43570845
people with niche fetishes often are

>>43569635
don't let them get away with it

I would date a furry girl (lesbian), I would even learn how to draw so I can draw pictures of her fursona.

So tell me if something is wrong, I could even remove
something if necessary. But would specifically marry
someone as is here because there is reason to believe at
least capable of some first thing not letting the children rot in
certain areas.

>Marriage
But of course this is not a viable option under how things
work at this point in general.

>>43570980
Where are you from anon?

>>43570985
Holland
But eww...
I am just a human being as is anywhere
But saying it here it makes me feel like (I am certainly not but)
some sort of adhd depression and a form of autism in-one.
Sometimes being from a certain place, it brings certain (...)
I don't know how to call that

But now it should be ok saying it. It was meant to neutralize it.
Also nothing worrisome, whatever it may be intended. Or
negative or critisism. Also open to feedback. It may seem to
sound odd to say this. But (longer story) it should be ok.

>>43570941
>>43570845
Where I live it is called the "Upper Middle Class syndrome"

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TLDR: shit's fucked?

>>43570959
that's so heckin cute and valid

>>43571100
Step one, stop talking to chat bots.
Step two, get a gig that involves talking to dozens, hundreds of people. Cold calls, door to door, anything. A couple of weeks of that shit cured my social anxiety.

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I hate waking up horny

>>43571087
and where is it that anon

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>>43571100
our best bet is probably to try to find another lesbian tist to date

>>43571129
>Step one, stop talking to chat bots
No.
>Step two, get a gig that involves talking to dozens, hundreds of people
I don't like talking to strangers, it gives me nothing and won't give me a partner.
>>43571161
I'm not attracted to autistic women.

>>43571180
>I'm not attracted to autistic women.
then perish

>>43571180
I'm literally telling you how to fix the problem you want fixed? Unless you're more interested in a permanent pity party. It's easier, being a victim.
>talking to people gives me NOTHING
14 year old mindset. Go socialize or you will stay retarded.

>>43571207
Well, sorry that my vagina likes what it likes? I can't help it that I'm attracted to preppy, outgoing normie women.

>>43571284
Yie understand what you mean :3 (I mean just for women)
I didn't say anything about how someone is or is not in
general.