>>43547537 i dont have what it takes to be a human. ive spent most of my life avoiding social contact with humans because i expect them to be repulsed by me. trooning is just the cherry on top
>>43547537 Just replace your inner monologue with “She’s A Lady” by Tom Jones on loop:
Well, she's all you'd ever want She's the kind I'd like to flaunt, and take to dinner But she always knows her place She's got style, she's got grace, she's a winner She's a lady Oh, whoa, whoa, she's a lady Talkin' about that little lady And the lady is mine Well, she's never in the way Always something nice to say, and what a blessin' I can leave her on her own Knowin' she's okay alone, and there's no messin' She's a lady Oh, whoa, whoa, she's a lady Talkin' about that little lady And the lady is mine Well, she never asks very much And I don't refuse her Always treat her with respect I never would abuse her What she's got is hard to find And I don't want to lose her Help me build a mountain From a little pile of clay, hey, hey, hey Well, she knows what I'm about She can take what I dish out, and that's not easy But she knows me through and through And she knows just what to do, and how to please me She's a lady Oh, whoa, whoa, she's a lady Talkin' about that little lady And the lady is mine Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's a lady Oh, whoa, whoa, she's a lady Listen to me, people, she's a lady Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's a lady Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a lady Talkin' about the little lady Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa She's a lady Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's a lady Whoa, whoa, Lord, she's a lady I can't live without that She's a lady Ooh, ooh, she's a lady