Kairi is cute

>>20408164
based

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Can't C the Cap'n(because HHH is a retard)

>>20408169
>>20408181
Many people are saying this

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Cap'n!

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I'm sure this has all been a work. Kairi will run in to save Iyo at Backlash and get a giga pop. Then Asuka will win the IC title but eventually lose it by putting over Kairi.

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>>20408164
We /arrrr/n't done yet!

>>20408181
WWE were straight-up fools to discard Kairi. She was like their good luck charm. The criticism of HHH and TKO only really began to hit a boiling point when they yeeted poor 'ri.

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Sweet new Kairi thread! And fuck that bald faggot triple f

if Kairi signs a new deal, she will be paid a literal hot dog and a handshake. Not a good idea if I'm honest.

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>>20408519
Based

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Can't put the Hojo into slomo!

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>>20408695
she's the rare wrestler who actually should go to AEW because this tag team would benefit my penis greatly

Nice, caught this one early. Hidden.

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>>20409042
I love these kawaii pirates
>>20409280
Pits

>>20408169
many people are saying this exact statement

>>20407693
not a terrible idea

>>20408181
must be due to the lack of oxygen getting to his brain due to is retarded heart that doesn't work due to all of the steroids and crack
>>20408506
I hope so
>>20408519
based

>>20408550
she is a very beloved player
>>20408561
same
>>20408695
her old deal isnt up yet. she could come back without signing a new deal

>>20408732
I'm happy Kairi got to work with AJ. this should have 100% been the summer slam match for all 3 belts
>>20409286
cry about it

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Bring back the Pirate!

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>>20408732
>>20408519

>>20410353
Lucky fella

>>20410353
AJ out here proving God exists

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>>20410187
#WeWantHojo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbGu7fNkUG8

>>20411088
Many people are saying this

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is it true Kairi considers entering the porn industry?

>>20411932
If Im not mistaken TushyRAW already approached her.

Hojo player

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>>20412063
Love the Hojo player

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>>20412365
Same

>>20412926
>accidently saged award
lmao

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Fuck the bald faggot

>>20411932
>>20411954
imagine the GAPE

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>>20413576
Best finisher in the biz. And she has 5 different versions she'll drop from top rope, Brett's rope, to outside from turnbuckle and in different combo moves with Asuka and Iyo.

>>20411318
Kairi features pretty heavily, which is a good sign for her turning up at Backlash.
But the video didn't show the most sovl part of the whole story - when Kairi gave Iyo the photo. It really was a good story. Can't believe they didn't get a mania match out of it.

>>20413998
Kairi will 'riturn and help neither one. She will instead let me coom inside her and then birth Kairi jr

Lads... i crashed out and deleted my 'ri folder. Can you help a 'ritard out?

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>>20415376
How could you do such a thing?
Here's a lazy 'ri I had laying about.

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Will they at least let her keep the truck as a parting gift?

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>>20415376
Take this anime looking mf

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>>20413576
I say this every hour
>>20413671
hasn't she never pinned someone with it in a single's match on the main roster?
>>20415376

>>20416197
>put her on the truck
>no mania match

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I wanna bust a fat nut inside of the Captain

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>>20416445
Classy lady classy post

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>>20415376

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>>20415376
I do not believe the validity of this story. I believe you fabricated it in order to trick us into posting Kairi. You devious bastard!

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>>20413671
I'm pretty much instantly a fan of anyone who hits a great classic elbow drop. Ri has a great one.

>>20413671
>>20417082
Didn't AJ or someone say she has the best one after Savage?

>>20417093
Never heard that, but I believe it. Both because the statement is correct, and it sounds like something he would say.

>>20417632
I just realized that you can duck the glam squad if you paint your own face.

I'm glad that anime looking mf caught on a while ago, because she is an anime looking mf (cute) and anime looking mfs should be pointed out because they are anime looking mfs

Cap'n the GOAT

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>>20417628
Based strong 'ri
>>20417632
Cute
>>20418190
You finna know it

>>20417632
it's weird that she was listening to a 90s/00s english boy band

>>20417632
She is the cutest, I would kill billions for her...

>>20418856
>40 yo woman listening to bands from her teenage years is weird
huh?

>>20418882
I would shoot billions inside her, if you know what I mean

>>20418895
but they don't speak nipponese

>>20418930
Doesn't matter. They were a Male idol group aimed at teen girls like her. They were over all over the world for that alone.

>>20417632
>sitting in a shower
wtf is up with tko anyways

>>20419391
That's just autism. She probably has a proper wardrobe, but does this shit anyway.

Nobody cares about this fired busted up looking hag anymore simp. Thread hidden

>>20418760
SEXO

>>20419391
>>20419426
they're in an arena. most arenas don't have setups for women or spaces to do their makeup because why would they? they host sports. that's why the girls always take pictures in bathrooms with urinals. Most modern arenas have at least 4 locker rooms, possibly more if it's a shared arena with multiple home teams
but they are usually hanging out in what are men's locker rooms. they probably have some space set up for the hair and makeup crews

>>20419391
>>20419426
>>20419829
I just looked up the Rock where the devils play and there are at least 8 locker room and at least 4 dressing rooms

>>20419653
cry about it, tranny

Kairi should just retire now before she Benoits her husband.

>>20419829
they have a make up team that does it for them and all they need is a hallway with lights and a seat

>>20419928
see>>20419850
they probably have the makeup team in some hallway or dressing room. The girls are in one of the locker rooms so 'ri set up in the shower so she wasn't in anyone's way. also this could be a house show. they don't have the makeup team at the house shows

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>>20417958
>It is scientifically feasible to populate the world with anime looking mfs

>>20418760
Hibiscus Princess

'ri

>>20418895
I listen to bands from my teenage years and I'm ten years older than her. Though my musical preference leans more towards Asuka's.

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>>20420690
That's one anime looking mf right there

>>20420690
Nice thighs

I really need to unleash my essence into a Kairi

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Love 'ri Hate triple f
simple as

>>20420285
the president would do this but the homosexuals are filibustering him to block him from filling the US with more anime looking mfers like 'ri
>>20420690
sailor maid?

>>20421927
same

Remember, if you ever meet Kairi say
>Konichiwa
and then when she says konichiwa back say
>Kairi nihongo jozu

>>20422041
I gave her a little bow and said arigatou after I had my photo taken with her

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Is Kairi still in Japan? When will we know if she is appearing at Backlash?

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>>20422094
how would anyone know if Kairi was in the US or japan?

>>20422312
I only found out she was in Japan from here

>>20422528
that's cause dave was reporting it, but how would dave know if she came back? is someone just on follow Kairi around duty? Someone must have told dave or whoever that Kairi went to japan

>>20422094
She is sadly under that 90 day no fight clause as well so yeah she probably did. What's the point in staying here in the US if she can't do what she wants to do and has family there.

>>20422032
this plot thickens

>>20422785
do nips really want to see seff?

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>>20422094
>>20422312
I hope she's with the gentleman cheese

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>>20422992
based cheese poster

>>20422992
>New photo
So she really is in Japan

>>20423704
>new photo
that pic is from the last JP tour when AJ had his last japanese match

>>20424046
Sky Pirates reunion? EH?!

>>20424046
Based

>>20424046
it's a shame Kairi never learned how to do the moonsault

Will not be watching slopdown since haitch fumbled 'ri.

>>20424046
I marked out for the one on Rhea. She did all of the damage ctrl finishers.

>>20425327
Same...looks as though Backlash will be the last time I watch for a while

Kairi owes me sex

>>20426095
She's known to run out on her debts. You're going to have to force the issue.

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H8 HHH

>>20423679
Cute!

Will tomorrow be the last we ever see of Kairi Sane? I can't take it bros...

>>20425327
based
>>20425331
didn't they not realize that was what she was doing? they either missed the dakota corner kick or the elbow

>>20427766
the nope at 0:26 was so good

>>20424940
she might not be athletic enough to do it
>>20427766
based and same. I think that guy runs and IYO fan account too but he either like 'ri more because he posts way more Kairi stuff or Kairi just does more meme shit that gets clipped like the nope or the dances
>>20428396
>sexo kairi photo
>not making a weird face
what is this?

a 'ri just flew over my house

>>20429527
a 'ri just boarded my yacht!

>>20429041
>>20429044
She must have a thing for the strawberry cakes. Remember this if you ever have the opportunity to buy Kairi a cake, 'ritards.

poor lil hoj'

>>20429626
IYO always has strawberry cakes too, but I thought that was just because IYO is a spring baby

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>>20429643
Poor 'ri

>>20429606
a 'ri just peed on my floor!

>>20429917
same!

>>20429917
I would have lapped it up like a cat with milk

>>20430438
Mayu hands posted this

>>20431421
>NOOOOOOO HO-CHAN!

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Pray for total Kairi 'rihiring!

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>>20433174
Very lewd Hojo, and yeah I expect nothing but shit from triple f and tko

hopefully Kairi next

We want kairi chants, honestly watching the match feels like betrayal

Justified we want Kairi Chants

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based fake news spreader

Fuck hhh

>>20435200
100% the lack of 'ri was a weird specter hanging over the match and I kept half expecting a run in when the crowd got loud or the camera angle shifted

>>20435319
I kept expecting something too, especially when the crowd got loud

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well, B-ros, the only thing we can do now is turn this into a B thread

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It's Hojover. We had a good run, 'ritards. I might take up residence in the Stardom thread. It's all I watch now. Fingers crossed Kairi turns up somewhere else to wrestle in a few months. Fk HHH and fk what wrestling has become.

Love 'ri, simple as.

Looking forward to 'Ri winning the Global Hojo Crown

>>20422743
>90 day no fight clause
Lmao the "compete" in "non-compete clause" refers to a competitor business, not literally competing in the ring

>>20437649
same
>>20437075
are you the guy who posts about small bugs in people's hair?
>>20422743
>>20438085
it's not even a real "no compete" clause. it's
>hey we're firing you, here's 90 days notice.
she's still under her normal WWE contract, she's just not on TV
>>20438561
I thought this was the
>dakota you are fired
version

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IYO stole Kairi's fox mask

>>20438846
Based friends and Asuka is GIGA based for leaving TKshit I'm sorry that i call her and old hag

>>20439469
Transcription courtesy of WrestlePurists on X:

>The story I heard is that she (Asuka) is 'semi-retired.' I haven’t really gotten an exact meaning of what 'semi-retired' means. But I guess, people were wishing her goodbye and things like that backstage so… I don’t know if that means she’s going to Japan and still wrestle, I don’t know if that means she’ll do stuff here and there. But I was told 'semi-retired.'

Wrestling Observer Radio - WWE Backlash and Collision Reviews

>>20408732
AJ totally snuck in a sniff

>>20416343
I want to smell her banana breath

>>20419850
Prudential Center also used to have the beautiful Erika Wachter, in the Devils studio. I don't know why they moved on from her.

>>20416445
Is she at the Brownstone?

Now that I think about it Kairi probably got released because Asuka was intending to retire for a while now and they had no place for Kairi as a solo act

>>20439937
I don't think it was Asuka's fault. I think they wanted Kairi to resign for less money and she said no so they released her
I think her current contract is up in like november or something. it was probably like
>hey you are making X we want you to make Y
>I could make Y in japan and be closer to my family
>that's it, you are fired

>>20439909
there's only one?

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I miss my Captain!

>>20440827
same

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>>20440827
Same I miss this anime looking mf

>>20440827
It's so rough

>>20408506
this didn't age well :(

>>20439819
That is a faithfully married Christian man you weirdo

>>20411954
No way, this is real?

I found some AI sloppa on ig I'll post when I get home

'ri

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>>20442798
You finna know it

I hope Kairi gives us a follow up to Blue Starboard when she's able to return to the ring in Japan.

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>>20440827
Yea it was all so sudden. Sadder with Asuka leaving now too. I really admire her for giving HHH the middle finger like that. Maybe the Kabukis will finish their story in Japan or with AEW one day.

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the slop must flow

>>20441542
>sees the camera is pointing at her
>make an anime face
>>20442281
this

We are forgotten…

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>>20443169
Cheer up 'ritard,' the cap'n is eternal

>>20443073
>Without my protection from you
GMS

>>20440540
If Iyo was actually for real, she would've beaten Asuka with the insane elbow

>>20443169
Never forget, never surrender

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sucked not to get closure at backlash...but I guess it's good that Kairi didn't go back to help out a company that treated her like trash

>>20443840
would have been kino
>>20443839
jeets have poisoned AI to the point where it will answer in jeet sometimes. pretty sure that pic came off an indian's IG

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Her gym's website has been updated for the first time in 3 years and they're hiring staff https://www.para-fit24.com/news/%e2%98%86%e7%a4%be%e5%93%a1%e3%83%bb%e3%82%a2%e3%83%ab%e3%83%90%e3%82%a4%e3%83%88%e6%80%a5%e5%8b%9f%e3%81%84%e3%81%9f%e3%81%97%e3%81%be%e3%81%99%e2%98%86/

>>20445229
jesus christ that fucking link

>>20445229
' ri owns a gym? Bases meat head

>>20445229
Well shes clearly retired from wrestling

>>20445270
she can run the gym while wrestling in japan. idk if she'll be a full timer. I can see her being a special event freelancer

>>20445242
its a japanese wrestling gym

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>>20445584
Nice

>>20443169
Going by the crowd in Tampa last night, no. Those 'We Want Kairi' chants gave me hope knowing there is still some good in this world.

>>20445310
That's what she was doing in her last Japanese run. So I hope she's not done in the ring yet.

>>20445229
Please don't leave wrestling Kairi...

>>20445310
'ri will bring us the next generation of CUTE and SEXO players!

>get taken out of your year long feud
>still under contract and could have had the blown off on the grandest stage of them all
>jobbed out with no fanfare
>backstage loves Kairi and writes her love letters
>crowd wants Kairi back
>erased from history
fuck cunter, giving off bitter bitch vibes

>>20446351
Kek kairi deserves it for being an ugly shitter with a bug fanbase

>>20446351
it's fucking disgusting that gaych had the opportunity to let Asuka retire at mania in her American town of Vegas and didn't so he could include gay shit like sami and seff

Shut up

>>20445229
Nice. Now she needs to get as jacked as humanly possible without the use of roids.

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https://files.catbox.moe/eo44yh.mp4

>>20443073
Still improved over WWE's AI booking.

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OP's asleep, finna post POIs

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>>20447662
based Poister

>>20445229
I wonder if it's acceptable for a gaijin to turn up at the gym just to see Kairi.

>>20447662
We love Poi here!

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>>20447662
luv 'ri luv Poi Hate niggeru

>>20448264
Based behavior

>>20408164
Kairi got fired now shut the fuck up and cut this pathetic shit out. The vermin in these threads are literally insufferable. Can’t you just stop existing?

>>20450398
This is a general thread for Kairi fans she has not died or will never wrestle again so we don't care what the double u double u weee does

>>20450432
Ok but she’s a bad wrestler which means you have shit taste and I wish you weren’t occupying space

>>20450443
Nigga ur gay

>>20450499
This but about your wrestling taste

>>20450512
So u are gay? Lmao faggot!

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>>20450512
What a fag
>>20450600

>>20450600
>>20450680
Kairi fucking sucks. Sorry about your brain damage.

>>20447662
YOU
ARE
A POIRATE

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I ain't cappin when I say I love the Cap'n

>>20450756
Sorry ur gay lmaoooooooo

>>20450756
at least I'm not a homo like you

>>20450824
This player is cute

>>20450890
We demand proof

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>>20408164
Hojo player

>>20450824
This looks like something out of an anime movie.

Was surprised how New Day was unceremoniously cut just like Kairi. One of the most decorated tag teams of all time, with Kofi being a former champ. And they just disappear without even a whimper compared to the fan response for Kairi.

>>20451294
Kairi never played the trombone

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>>20451300
nah but she did have her recorder gimmick

>>20448264
basedu
>>20447985
Kairi likes her fans

>>20450313
imagine the smell
>>20450499
>>20450600
>>20450680
this

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>Meanwhile in Japan
KAIRI will be back

>>20450824
so smol
>>20451294
cause nobody likes the new gay. Kairi is a primary player
>>20451700
is this new?

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>>20451699
>>20451700
dubs

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>>20451701
Yea I know it sounds wretched but I'm glad that fans are so upset over Kairi being released while not giving 2 shits for all the others. I'd bet Kairi is feeling a similar sense of twisted satisfaction in this small pyrrhic victory.
>is this new?
nah just an old pic from her gym I posted in the spirit of her 'riturn - hoping we get some new gym pics

>>20451769
sovl

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>>20451769
Sad );

So I’m assuming one guy bumps these threads all at the same time. Gotcha.

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>>20452247
One guy? 'ritards are an army

>>20451769
This is Triple Gaytch's fault.

>>20452431
this and cute dance

>>20451294
Kairi>Big E's jannetties

>>20451700
Is this new?

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>>20452828
Sadly no

>>20452828
see>>20451724

>>20408164
Miss my Cap'n

>>20453896
Many 'ritards are saying this

>>20453896
Same. I was hoping we'd get some sort of post or message from her, even if it's about the gym, just so we know she's doing OK.

I wanna bust a fat nut inside the Captain

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The /arrr/ general is literally the most SANE of all joshi related threads.

>>20455687
We just post 'ri's and discuss the business in here.

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>>20455712
KAIRI cultivates love that's why. IRL Asuka has bitch fits on social media so it checks out as to why she has some looney toon fanatics.

>>20455743
I think i just found the next OP image

>>20455687
This is the most positive place on the internet unless HHH is being discussed.

>>20455743
KWAFB

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>>20456072
no (YOU)

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>>20456139
That's a based photo set

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Love the cap'n hate tkshit

>>20456340
Ok now this is based

>>20456340
GIWTWM. Either taking or delivering the beatdown would be swell.

https://youtu.be/Bo8dmpd0si4?si=x5EiZGoB8nEI_4KH

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Mina throws like a girl

>>20456565
I can help her with that.

important kairi update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM6FTP8mo3Q

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>>20453896
>>20454298
same

Kairi is most likely gonna go to Marigold part time and wrestle Mayu.

>>20454315
>Kairi died on the way back to her home planet
>>20455687
it's because the schizos rarely target this thread

>>20456511
baseed
>>20456597
are you a coach?

>>20456865
I could be

>>20456741
Terrifying stuff

Is this the last thread or are we making another?

>>20457038
I'd be happy to help keep the candle lit for Kairi if OP keeps making threads. I appreciate Iyo thread for renaming to Iyo & friends but I'm not ready to let go of /arrrr/ just yet. I haven't watched any wrestling since Raw after mania though so I don't have much to talk about.

>>20456861
I bet even the schizos are closet Kairimaniacs

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>>20457038
keep going until we dont feel like it. no one cares if it lasts or not, just be happy it happened

>>20457038
Keep it going, she'll turn up somewhere soon

>I’ve never walked away
And neither will we

Asuka walked away

They fired Kairi because she kept injuring the other talent.

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>>20458244
We miss straight shooter KAIRI. True Japanese talent and hard style master

>>20458254
We actually called her clumsy.

We should put this general on hiatus until Kairi returns from her 90 day no compete.

>>20458278
>we
discord tranny detected

What will this general do if Kairi announces she has decided to retire from wrestling and start a family with Batman?

>>20458328
it goes into the Iyo general to make you seethe

>>20458314
I don’t use Discord because I lost my 2FA code years ago. I like how you absolute faggots think I’m some Xitter or Discord faggot when I could never be as low of a faggot as you are. Kill yourselves. Also Kairi a shit, always was.

>>20458244
source?
>>20458254
the workout of pancake asses
>>20458328
probably go to IYO and friends

>>20458328
Keep posting 'ri's. I will never 'ritire

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>>20458606
Same, 'ri posting with other 'ritards is wholesome af

>>20458338
Lol sure tranny. Go back to your discord and work on some better material you absolute shitter.

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Hojo
She has the Mojo
And the Flojo

>>20458864
Nah I like my idea of coming here to remind you shitters that Kairi was never even good. Eat shit faggot. Poor in-ring, couldn’t cut a promo, whack gimmick. She couldn’t make it in the west.

>>20458955
She's literally top-100 all-time. Stay worked mark. We own you

>>20458955
you are mad as fuck she's better than MJF