>>20443511 Not that they would of course, but if mcdonald's ever hired a creep with tattoos like that, i would just keep on driving and never go back there again. he looks like a jailbird.
>>20443511 >Dark Lord. Thank you for granting me the position of drive thru order taker at my local McDs. without you i am nothing, praise be to you, my Dark Lord Satan
>Roll up to window >"May I take your order?" >Order a quarter pounder and fries >Tells me to head to the next window >As I drive down I see Aleister forward roll and end it cross legged at the next window
>>20443511 >look at this demonic creature. lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. he is one the dark lord's greatest soldiers. you are the only being here that understands me..
>Cosmic entities that pre-date the planet we call 'Earth' have used their ancient powers to secure me a zero hour contract with McDonald's. These entities are excellent negotiators and procured me a free Big Mac and medium fries for every shift
No man is ever truly fed No man is ever truly hun-gry I bag the fries you never could And we won't ever Mc love it No man is ever truly fed No man is ever truly hun-gry I flip burgers you never could And we won't ever Mc love it
>After much quiet contemplation of the cyclopean architecture therein, I regret to inform you, kind guest, that the McFlurry machine will remain permanently disabled until such a time as a technician from outside this cycle can be procured to address it's malfunction. >Can I offer you an apple pie instead?
>Yo, rockstar! Fix the fucking McFlurry machine! >Y-yes boss, I will consult the grimoire of mechanical repair and relieve the McFlurry dispenser from the dark depths of inaction to manifest dairy-based treats once more
allow me to let you guys in a little on the business. The ice cream machine being down? That's a shoot, brother. Years ago I thought it was all a work, since at my first job(wendys) we would shut down the frosty machine about an hour early because that shit takes forever to clean and none of us wanted to fucking be there until 3am. Booker didn't pay us enough for that. I figured it was the same at every other restaurant and burger joint out there.
Flash forward about a decade and I'm working the costco territory. We have this big sack of shit of an ice cream machine. There's always something wrong with it. Shit locks up, one side is coming out too runny, the damn machine isn't aerating the ice cream so its coming out all dense. No vanilla for three days stretches, chocolate barely pumping anything out. You name it, it's happened. >did you guys change up the ice cream recipe no the damn machine ain't mixing it up quite right so it's coming out like shit >no, I'm pretty sure it's different miss I'm telling it's the same stuff our machine just aint worth a shit >every time I come the machine is down yeah we gotta get it fixed. no ice cream right now >but I just saw you ma- well we don't got none now since the machine decided to crap out during dinner rush. we don't got no damn onions, neither.
Anyways, there's this dirtsheet guy at work. Let's call him conspiracy nate. One day conspiracy nate is on his lunch break and he sees me, clearly frustrated while making sundaes and I complain to him on how it's a piece of shit. You know what this sumbitch tells me? >yeah that? you know that's the same model that they use over at mcdonald's and even worse >yeah, apparently the manufacturer makes them shitty like that on purpose so the repair guys make more money by having to come out maintenance so often
Now, I don't know if conspiracy nate was working me, but he does a lot of research into coverups and other shit like that(hence the name) so I'm inclined to believe him.
>>20445539 Thanks for smartening us up on the business, brother. And I believe conspiracy nate, because Siemens is responsible for the "on demand" traffic lights in my hometown and their crews come all the way from the other side of the country for maintenace and repairs every second week. Some money mark over at the mayor's office is letting the town get fleeced.
>>20445539 Conspiracy Nate is almost certainly correct. Wouldn't surprise me if the machines are rented from the companies as well. They do the same shit on navy ships, preventing the crew from fixing ovens and shit.
>>20445539 >yeah, apparently the manufacturer makes them shitty like that on purpose so the repair guys make more money by having to come out maintenance so often Jews have been doing this with modern appliances for sometime now
>One time a customer asked for McChicken sauce packets and then I gave him three. He said, "Wow, three for free!" and then I, the brooding damned Mcdonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-your soul".
>>20443511 >Eldritch forces from beyond this sphere of existence have instructed me to inform you that we have free mcnuggets with any value meal order
