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>>20446729
Yeah he's finna on the phone to Paul right now crying about his 4 milly a year AEW contract begging to come back to Orlando for 100k a year.
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>>20446729
Thizey izare fizorming
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>>20446738
>right now crying
But enough about you
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Has anyone else noticed that no one in AEW has ever gotten any kind of organic #WeWant movement? This is because their audience eats up whatever is put in front of them and claps for it like trained seals.
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>>20446729
WE WUZ OFF TV
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>>20446729
based tonedog only wants one or two of them per show
smart
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>>20446764
#WeWant campaigns are almost as gay as singing crowds or commercials on ppvs
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>>20446729
Yes please get this uppity cringe faggot away from my screen, the hangman feud is the only time he was ever interesting
I'm sure e-groids will like him more
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>>20446729
time to start asking questions why aew ain't on fox tv
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>>20446801
>commercials on ppvs
Is that something AEW does?
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>>20446764
its cause AEW fans enjoy the product and don't chant "WE WANT REFUNDS"
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THIS FAGGOT IS CRYING?? HOW
MANY MAIN EVENTS AND STORYLINES DID HE GET??
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>>20446847
it's never enough for them
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He could suggest losing to Darby on Dynamite if he really wanted to get on TV.
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>>20446729
For "people" who claim to not care about AEW, Edrones really cant stop thinking about getting AEW wrestlers
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>>20446764
They don't dare question Tony. No matter what talent he benches for however long or for whatever reason. Even if it was someone who the crowd liked. It's a cult
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>>20446764
AEW has built no stars for a “#We Want” movement.
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>>20446729
Darby Allin is better than Swerve Strickland in every possible metric that matters
>muh height, muh muscle mass
Swerve is an edgy fake tough guy, not too dissimilar from hangma'am. Lil' nigga's killing himself for our entertainment.
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>>20446938
This. And Darby clears that bum christian too.
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>>20446864
>>20446847
They always get uppity. Always. Never thankful for anything.
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>>20446729
He sees that brothers are taking over WWE and he wants to go HOME
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>>20446729
because he's an overhyped overrrated overall-average talent who's 2 selling points were an audience participation catchphrase and some vaguely different ways of moving round the ring and only got the world title because he played a full deck of race cards
>inb4 wwe
yeah most of their 'top prospects' are singalong shitters too
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I'm good, bro. You suck.
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>>20446729
Why do black supremacists think they're owed air time?
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Is he finally able to cut a promo without stuttering and forgetting his lines halfway through?
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>>20446764
I think it's because AEW generally just pushes the people their fans want to see before they have to do social media campaigns to get it.
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Tony stopped pushing Swerve because the Black community on social media absolutely despises him
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>>20446729
>NOOOO WHY AM I NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER CONSTANTLY WHY DID YOU MAKE SOMEONE MORE POPULAR THAN ME CHAMP WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME TO SIT AT HOME AND COLLECT MONEY WITHOUT HAVING TO WORK FOR IT
Death to the basketball americans.
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>>20447234
He's a middle class black nerd whose gimmick is that he's a tough black street guy, but he constantly acts like a middle class black nerd pretending to be a gangster. He's too white-acting for black fans, but perfect for white liberals.
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I think he's just working, guys.
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>>20446729
This guy was just hyping aew to kofi and Xavier as a place they should come.
Why are so many people seemingly bi polar with their thoughts?
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>deleted
oh, dear
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He's scared because he knows Xavier Woods is going to get a big push and replace him as the token black main eventer
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Kek
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>>20446764
You hit the nail on the head my friend
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He's appeared on each of the last two dynamites
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>>20446764
Because everything about gAyEW is inorganic.
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>>20447849
This is likely what it is.
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>>20446729
>time to start asking questions
LMAO. Literally nobody cares that this shitter isn't on TV. He's benched because Tony realizes he got bamboozled by this race-baiting antidraw and regrets getting guilted into pushing him.
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>>20446764
>Edrones have no concept of not being dissatisfied with the product
brutal
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>>20446729
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>>20448530
sliced
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>>20447868
Swerve is lucky tony won KWABOTY that year.
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>>20447821
Lol really?
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>>20451210
still Vinny
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>>20451292
'fraid so
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>>20446729
The only reason he's over is because of his manager dancing in his entrance and a catchphrase. The gimmick is stale he needs to change it up or else he'll be stuck in upper midcard.
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>>20446729
Pretty sure he had a return vignette during the last Dynamite?
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>>20446729
Swerve sucks.
>weird body with pot belly
>no gimmick anymore
>generic indie jumps and flying kicks
>not one memorable promo
>his voice isn't convincing, sounds fruity
>wants to be an antihero, but has no humor or charm
Only good thing about him are the theme, phrase, and that he got a clue. That's more than most in AEW, but he doesn't have IT.
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>>20446864
>>20447002
This.
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>>20451492
In fact, he has the same overall problem as Eddie Kingston. Plays up the street aspect of his gimmick that gets betrayed when they whip out all these nerdy, Otaku Kung Fu moves that look like cosplay crap. It doesn't suit their characters and they keep doing it. And there isn't even a lore or kayfabe reason, like they were trained in martial arts or anything. They're from the streets, but here comes an enzigeri. It's wack. Imagine Austin being a Texan street/redneck guy, then all his moves were Japanese.

At least Mark Briscoe plays up the Redneck Kung Fu angle. So he gets away with it.
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>>20446729
Everyone seems so unhappy in the tranny fed
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>>20446738
ain't nobody ringing pauls phone anymore they go straight to Ari and mark
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>>20451480
yeah he's wrestling Bandido rn
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>>20451500
Aleister didn’t get anything swerve got.
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>>20446729
So why isnt he on TV?
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>>20453681
stop bumping your own threads retard. Thread has hit its peak and fell off the board.
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>>20453686
Stop crying you bubbling bitch
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>>20446764
This was literally Hangman’s push last year. Edrones are so staggeringly dumb
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>>20454691
No it wasn't.
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>>20454657
thread hidden then. Literally no discussion just you bumping because you have a SINGULAR crusade against AEW.
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>>20446764
its because aew is a cult
>>20448001
aew is a gay cult
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>>20454701
No one wants to hear a grown fat man cry, sybau pussy
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>>20454911
That part
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>>20454703
True
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>>20451511
Well said
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>>20454911
He hid the thread he won't see this.
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Im a huge AEW fan but honestly the tv is way better without Hangman and Swerve in the title picture.
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>>20457723
>Im a huge AEW fan
We know tranny we know
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>>20446729
Sloppy Shoppy
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>>20446729
They shoulda never gave this nigga money!
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>>20451511
>Eddie Kingston
He's fat!
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dronies got worked as usual kek

https://x.com/swerveconfident/status/2054581004933730334?s=46
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>>20458967
Must be why he deleted the original tweet eh tranny?
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>>20458967
Of course they did, they fucking hang on everything AEW does
>>20458976
Lol
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>>20458967
>e-drones begging him to come back
lmao
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>>20446738
We don't want him. We already have enough blacks we don't need a gay one from aew.
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>>20458986
>>20459054
E-gods don't want him to come back. Fatso thinks he will save AEW from getting raped by a completely new NXT roster LOL
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>>20451511
Haven't you seen nig nog fight videos? They do bizarre shit they see in fighting anime all the time
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>>20458967
Nobody actually cares what he says
It's about the narrative that can be shitposted with it ya mark
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>>20446729
What's the point of him asking this? It's not like anybody is watching anyway.
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>>20459054
Of everyone on the aew roster I can't imagine swerve is one that wwe fans want
He's absolute trash
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>>20446764
Cus we aint retarded edrones that have to fight the company over what gets feed to us. We want Darby as Champ
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>>20446764
It's because aew is a cult that happily slopslurps
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>>20459094
This
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>>20446764
Sometimes memes are based on truth, the cult meme is 100% true.
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>>20459091
So you got two months of heatless title defenses with no angles at all and then he is gonna drop it back to MJF and nothing was gained other than MJF's star potential being diminished once again? Oh i cant forget darby had that cool spot where he was thrown through all those tables. I guess that was worth their biggest star getting buried again and their ratings dropping by 200k again
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>>20459147
Yeah.
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>it's *cries* a work *shits himself*
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>>20460955
That part
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Did he show up to work today?

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