>>20454383
No one popped for your tweet

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>TKO hires him thinking they can sell action figures and merch
>Realize he's a weirdo public cuck who posts about it online
kek

>>20454393
I did Matt.

>>20454406
And you’re no one.

cardona is made for the cena classic desu

>>20454539
Only if it ends with cena pushing him off the stage in a wheelchair

>>20454400
Oh. Chelsea is THAT kind of hotwife

Jesus Zack

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>>20454547
..yeah

>>20454383
>To get back to WWE
They're literally in a cult

>>20454856
AA baseball players are excited and proud to make it out of the minors and into the MLB.

Why is this any different? Kids grow up wanting to be a Yankee or a Giant, not an Akron Rubberduck.

You're all gonna regret these posts when he wins the Oba open challenge.

Reminder that Matt is seemingly not allowed to discuss or even be present during the topic of AEW, and fakes excuses to leave his own podcast for 10-15 minutes at a time to be a good boy while his two co-hosts discuss non-WWE toys

>>20454886
>Why is this any different?
Because it's fake and not a meritocracy like real sport. Athletes love the big league because they wanna win the big one and face the ultimate test of their wits, strength, and determination. That decides who's the best. In WWE, the champ is whoever the staff choose. It's not even about who draws the house anymore, so even that level of comp is gone.

>>20454891
Nah Oba will win Chelsea during the open challenge instead. I’m joking but I just realized Vince would’ve definitely done a storyline where Oba cucks Matt with Chelsea

>>20454400
>>20454406
>>20454946
>>20454899
You will never have sex and you live with your parents

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>>20455697
>muh dick

>>20455697
I do live with my parents. They’re old so I sold my apartment to move in with them.

what the fuck is Ortons problem

>>20455783
too based for life

>>20455697
I live with my parents and have had sex in their house while they were home

>>20454412
>>20455713
kek are these randy replies real? popped me

>>20454383
Is there anyone more annoying and unlikeable than this fucking guy

>>20455898
yeah he's a fuckin based twitter troll

does orton have any other funny tweets

apparently orton bodied "soulja boy" (some dancing coon?) on twitter relentlessly also

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>>20456060
randy is literally the undisputed champion of wrestling twitter

>>20456151
kek you gotta love the ortonster

>>20456151
Kek based Randal.

>>20455713
that is pretty awesome though

>>20454899
Why wouldnt he be allowed? I dont understand

>>20456976
You would have to ask him. Maybe he’s doing it on his own initiative for good boy points. Here’s him making up an excuse at 58:55 to leave before they discuss AEW

https://youtu.be/2GM0wRi6ft8

I can’t remember which episode but it was pretty recent, he forgot his excuse and had to be reminded by his co-hosts to leave lol

>>20456965
...no zack no it isn't..

>>20455100
Vince never would have hired him back and just made Chelsea Obas manager.

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>>20455713
>>20456151
Orton is so based he buried me on twitter once after I called him boring and it even popped me.

>>20457046
kek based

>>20454886
>Why is this any different?
MLB is based on merit and skill. WWE is based on marketability and whether they want you off the independent circuit.

Cardona was literally hired so GCW and such would have one less "draw" and risk harming the NXT tour (which was subsequently cancelled when they couldn't sell even 500 tickets)

>>20456060
randy got into a little back and forth with soulja boy a few years back and even said nigga during the exchange.