>>738750187 fridges can survive nukes in indiana jones so according to common sense powerscaling a fridge falling over you is an equivalent or a higher blow than a point blank nuclear explosion
I just started playing Spider-Man 2 a few days ago. I'm really enjoying it. Zipping around the City is kino and the combat is fun. I like that all the side quests have significant lore tied to them as well. I'm curious to see where the main story goes. As of now, all I really know is that Kraven is in town and Harry is gooed up. He and I just rescued Tombstone. Hopefully there's like another 5-6 hours of plot ahead of me. I've been focusing a lot on knocking out the side quests.
>>738750187 AAAHHHH NOOO WHY AM I A WEAK WHITE MALE I COULD NEVER LIFT THIS WITH MY NOODLE HETEROSEXUAL MALE ARMS PLEASE MJ SAVE MEEEEE I NEEED A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AAAHHH
haha a fridge fell on him and that's funny... cause a fridge fell on him ... i'm starting to feel disconnected here, i don't know if it's just me getting older
Mary Jane, I just about threw up after eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich this morning. I found out the jelly we use comes from a farm that uses a pesticide that has a 1% chance of harming the caterpillars that eat the stalks of the grapes and berries the farm uses for their product. My blood is boiling that this independent farm is making a profit. I will burn it to the ground so help me God and I will force them out of business for this sin against nature and science. AS SOON AS YOU LIFT THIS FRIDGE FROM MY BACK MJ. THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A HERO!
>>738751928 There's been mockery of the scene where she jumps in front of Venom's attack too, and of the scene where they have Venom push MJ's head down making it look like he's making her suck it
I 100%ed the game, and I'm just going to mostly copy and paste what I thought from my own thread. >Fun for what it is >I like that the abilities and gadgets are tied to button combinations >Gliding and swinging feel good >The MJ missions are tolerable, like a forced minigame you have to beat to move on like in the PS2/Gamecube/Xbox era >They either nerfed Peter or really wanted to push Kraven for Summerslam >The Symbiotes use Debian >It is a little gay with Miles' gf being deaf. Why not get her cochlear implants? Brooklyn Visions is a private school, right? Why don't her parents pay for a set? Also, it's the Marvel Universe. You're telling me some scientist wouldn't want to give a "famous" deaf artist the ability to hear? >>738752213 Wouldn't it be losing Aunt May, like it was presented in One More Day?
>>738751928 Man that is such a nothing scene, outside MJ jumping in front, which barely matters since Peter still pushes the fridge off himself effortlessly and she is still Venom-raped. Why did it become THE meme with this game?
>>738752818 Is it really a smart thing to quit your job when your writing career isn't working out and your bitch boy is in perpetual poverty? I thought these kids were supposed to be intelligent?
>>738752818 Incredible. Inspiring. With this MJ and even MILES there... what do we need the Peter Spidey for? I think we have our NEW BETTER heroes for the next generations folx
Why is Spiderman so poor? Can't he steal some money using his spider powers? Doesn't he get pay for saving the world? Why won't he sell his face for toys? Stupid fucking poorfag.
>>738752571 >outside MJ jumping in front, which barely matters since Peter still pushes the fridge off himself effortlessly and she is still Venom-raped. Why did it become THE meme with this game? Are you retarded? >MJ reacting quicker than Peter despite his spider sense >A fridge flattens Peter for no reason
>>738751928 >MJ sense > spidey sense >MJ barely fazed, Peter KO'd for a sec >"help MJ save herself" >help the writ- I mean MJ get over her insecurities >"EVERYONE IN THIS COUNTRY NEEDS YOU" >win but actually lose cutscene >wow you did it! And I mean actually you because I somehow forgot the symbiote's weakness >"........kiss my ass!"
>>738752818 her fucking face is so bad that there's barely any expression. These animations suck too what the fuck. The first game looked alright but this is outright bad. what happened?
>>738755030 It's taking the idea that his sense isn't working against Venom for the game. But that's irrelevant because not having spidey sense doesn't render him to a drooling retard. The attack is coming straight at him. It's just retarded and they wanted to have MJ save him thinking it makes her look badass as opposed to someone that needs saving.
>>738752571 It captures the spirit of this game. You have the nosy know-it-all civilian aunt-wife high on TV show The Flash thinking she's part of the "team", who outspeeds her super reflexes superhero boyfriend (no, it's never established his sense is nullified by the symbiote and the mechanics contradict that, and even if it did Peter has superhuman reflexes without it too) and takes the hit for him purely as an ego move, he's completely fine and able to fight. And then the fridge stuns our superhero, which invested faggots grasp to rationalize as a parody on a certain trope despite the writer room clearly despising comics too much to even come across it. Then it takes like 10 minutes to dress up the menopausal woman in McDonalds goo, so she spends the next 20 reciting the mother of narcissistic manifestos.
>>738754314 Nope, you astroturfed the first two anti-spider-man turds for years, your turn to suffer.
>>738751760 Going to copy & paste my response because no one has yet to prove me wrong:
Nope, this comparison is still retarded. In nearly every scene in the bottom he already had Ra's blood to rejuvenate him. The dude was a minute away from fucking dying and needed a woman's help to get the blood. Spiderman was caught off guard for 5 seconds because the symbiote canonically avoids spider sense and then gets right back up.
>>738750187 worst part? thats the least offensive part of that scene between MJ jumping in front of peeter, him standing there watching her be taken, and her turning off screen its all kind of levels of bad
>>738757409 >could SS1 Goku defeat a fridge? He had a fridge full of beer during that ride to namek. That thing survived increased gravity while he trained under it, I think the fridge has a chance.
>>738752818 It's a good idea to quit your job out of nowhere over the phone so future job interviewers know you do that. Nothing says "hire me!" more than doing that!
>>738757952 Still doesn't explain how MJ reacted quicker than him and how fucking long he takes to move under from the damn fridge, he has augmented strenght, it really should not take that long to move.
>>738753812 End of the first game >Peter need to spend time he doesn't have to make a custom powerful enoughy to fight octopus, the same octopus who made his current suit and so who know the weakness, Peter is FORCED to make a new suit End of the second game >Miles use time he doesn't have cause "AYOO WATCH MY DRIP, EVERYBODY NEED TO SEE MY HAIR NIGGA"
>>738766876 It's some garbage nonsense from the comics because Bendis needs his oc donut steel rip-off to be equivalent to the real thing for his adopted pavement ape, like his other adopted pavement ape
>>738770763 No one ever said Dragon Ball had good writing. Super Saiyan was an asspull, Raditz was literal above god tier and it turns out they could just grow people as strong as him.
>>738751369 Did you not play Spiderman 1? Are you just a retarded nigger who has to play "latest entry"? Because "I just started playing Spider-Man 2 a few days ago. I'm really enjoying it. Zipping around the City is kino and the combat is fun." sounds like you didn't play the first one, which has all of that but is 10x less gay and retarded. Did you enjoy the side mission where you help two gay teens ask each other out to prom?
>>738757952 Your a lying nigger. Batman was on aids from the moment he met the jonkler at the steel mill till the very end of the game after he beat clayface. Ra's blood was only use for the cure, Batman didn't even use the lazarus pit. also your gonna die by aids unlick batman.
>>738757952 He was looking at him, as in facing his enemy you fucking troglodite. Spider-sense or no, he should have been able to react or are you saying spiderman has shit reflexes?
>>738751969 >That fight later where MJ fights the giant Symbiote >"He may be big, but he's slow" >"I'm sure to win because my speed is superior" I don't have the webm, but I think that fight might be the most tone deaf in the game.
>>738752818 i know its about MJs face and all, i still cant get over the soiface peter. the one they had before was really great and looked 20+. this kid doesnt look like he is above the age of 15. this isnt ultimate spider-man
>>738777193 >"I did it Sectonia is saved thanks to the power of the miracle fruit!" >kirby just fucking kills her again along with whatever remains of her soul in spectacular fashion >kirby unintentionally prevents a collapse in space time while taranza cries in the corner
>>738751760 i like how the super aids actually affects batman, plenty of games would've just gone "oh no im sick" and not have it affect gameplay at all
>>738755446 I've heard that other works establish that Venom doesn't set off the Spider-Sense, but if SM2 doesn't actually establish that then it's definitely a failure on the game. Kinda reminds me of Li in the first game who felt like he was written as if you already know who he is and how his powers work even though he's a relatively new character.
>>738752375 >Why not get her cochlear implants See, you're thinking about it too logically. If you ever see a character that has some notable handicap that doesn't fit the setting and isn't ever addressed, like being in a wheelchair in a fantasy setting or being deaf or lacking a limb or anything similar in a setting that has futuristic tech of any kind, you know the writer just wanted to fill a checkbox instead of introducing a new interesting perspective. Don't ask why a scrappy superhero like Spider-Man can make drones and anti-gravity mines, but cochlear implants are too expensive for a deaf girl who is rich enough to go to a private school.
The stupidest part of it all is that there is an actual deaf community (Deaf with a capital D if you are in it) that is struggling with its identity in modern times. A lot of people's identity in that community depend so hard on being deaf that they've been known to get upset over having children with less or no hearing problems, sometimes to the point of deafening them or disallowing them from getting help. Now that sounds pretty fucking horrible if you're not in that community, and thus it would make for an interesting perspective to bring to a cape setting where slightly futuristic tech is the norm. But no, fuck that shit, despite being a game all about different perspectives pretty much everyone thinks and talks the same in Spider-Man 2. What a waste of a potentially interesting character arc, especially for a game where everybody just wants to play as fucking Spider-Man. It's a double waste.
Pic related, this girl did modeling for Human Revolution themed limbs once. For all its flaws that game did at least explore the theme of augmentations and artificial limbs.
>>738757952 >Face to face >MJ on side, partly behind Spidey >Venom attacks >MJ reacts first somehow and jumps to cover Spidey >MJ FUCKING TANKS THE SYMBIOTE HIT >She is fine after it tho but Spidey gets air knocked out of his lungs >Again, MJ who is a normal human was fine after direct attack, but Spidey with his superhuman spiderman abilities got knocked out >Fridge falls on him after the hit and he struggles to get up while MJ gets kidnapped Lets imagine a funny scenario. You and your gf(who is head shorter than you) are walking outdoors. A big 6'3" guy with a problem starts yelling at you two. He launches a punch towards you... And your gf jumps in front of you, taking the hit directly for you from the guy, basically acting like armor for you You get knocked out but your gf is still standing Explain.
>>738752375 >>738778418 The deaf "scene" has a problem with psychotic retards that have made being deaf their personality. Getting cochlear implants is betraying the community and will get you shunned. Seriously, look up some stories online about these retards. Sorry for my offtopic rambling but it's the same " progressive" bullshit that permeates this game
>>738755270 His spider sense doesn't work against Venom, ever, as far as I recall. It's not a game exclusive thing. Think it was even a thing in the old PS1 Spiderman game. Might be wrong tho
>>738783812 It's a thing in the comics. Peter's spider-sense did actually go off when he first got the black suit, but he was bonded to the symbiote for so long that his spider-sense doesn't register it as a threat. Ben's spider-sense can detect the symbiote, because the DNA used to create him was taken well before Peter got the black suit.
>>738751969 It's so fucking stupid those daintly kicks of hers wouldn't move a grown ass fucking man and those reaction times of hired mercenaries, what a clown show the whole game is a woman and POC empowerment larp
>>738751969 >tfw you can do this on highest difficulty too during these sections >just run at enemies and spam takedown button because it magnets you to enemies and gives you i-frames Unironically based you can do this since you can just speedrun these dogshit sections apart from that shitty ass symbiote fight.
>>738751969 I'd call this the patented Sony experience but there's actually some minimal gameplay involved and she's not just walking and talking slowly with an NPC.
>>738752818 I hate to use the word, because people who spam it are all mentally ill shitflingers, but MJ in Spider-Man 2 GENUINELY looks like a transvestite
>>738782998 Who the fuck would want to live their life crippled when a cure exists? If some scientists somehow harvested hydra DNA to regenerate lost tissue and heal injured spines and legs you’re telling me a subset of paraplegics would reject it? Thats ludicrous.
>>738780394 I need some Baki-level explanation sequence. Yujiro Hanma on the sideline saying "That bastard... He really could use it..." *wide grin* >2 minute explanation of the Chinese Martial Arts thing "Omoshiroi" etc.
>>738785052 >Who the fuck would want to live their life crippled when a cure exists? These fucking retards, never in my life have I been that close to killing someone. Moronic subhumans who revel in their disability, these bottom barrel lifeforms will find anything to feel unique and superior.
>>738785052 >>Who the fuck would want to live their life crippled when a cure exists Deaf people with a capital D. I haven't seen a paralyzed or limbless community that has the same kind of ego as "Deaf" people do, it seems to be something exclusive to that particular handicap.
>>738783916 When women try to be badasses it comes off as incredibly forced, and this is an already established character being bent into trying to be a badass. MJ is just Spiderman's pretty redhead girlfriend.
>>738766876 >>738770716 These days they've gone back on this "hurrrr anyone can be Spider-Man" autism and are calling Miles' superhero identity "Spin". Don't ask me why, but at least they've finally admitted it's dumb and confusing.
>>738779215 this dude looks tom holland if he was a failed abortion. his face is so uncanny, it feels like it was glued on & he has no control over his expression & movement. i could never get into this game's drama, unlike the 1st, because his mug makes me want to look away. among the most retarded decisiions they made was replacing the OG model.
>>738753812 >*insert spiderman* >villian: hmmmm spiderman is so inconspicuous he could be anyone that's why he's so so difficult to beat since we have no leverage >*insert niggerman* >villain: *checks dreads & air jordans* so at a base level this narrows it down to 20% of the city, & if you isolate for law abiding niggers this only leaves 1% of the populace. COUNT YOUR DAYS NIGGERMAN!!!
>>738750187 >guy can bench press 50 tons >not the hecking 8kg fridge! Nobody, in all those 500 hours it took to go from storyboarding to motion capture, animation, and post-processing, stopped to ask if this makes any sense?
>>738794179 See? This is what the fuck I'm talking about. >I had this thing that could win this entire conflict the whole time >Why did you never bring it up? >You never asked >Bro, it's a fucking war >You never asked >It would've saved millions of lives >You never asked
>>738795082 He didn't know, he thought it was possible when he saw Goku clear the Ginyus. But no one knew Super Saiyan was an actual transformation or how to get it until Goku did it
>>738753812 Do you think Miles was just brushing his teeth one day, looked at the tube of toothpaste, said “Fuck, I wanna WEAR that!”, and got to work on the new suit?
>>738795258 About the time Goku was clarified as an alien and they've killed Raditz. Something among the lines of "Surrounded by such weaklings, Kakarot probably thinks he's a Super Saiyan."
Even something as minor as that instills more believability than having Vegeta bring it up in the same fucking arc Goku gets it. It's called foreshadowing. And in this case, it was pathetic. >>738795329 And Vegeta says he could only do it in ape form.
you see, when you have to reach and struggle for every fucking defense against criticism, it may have a point
>>738795713 Excuse me for a minute while I find the chapter in question for full context of what he means by this. Because clearly this isn't le ebbin legend if he's talking about casually breeding them into existence
>>738751969 >Mary Jane is unrealistically overpowered Note to self: Do not ever buy a game developed in Commiefornia. Do not even bother pirating them.
>>738754121 How do people know he's black if he's masked all the time (cause he didn't start showing his ugly dreadlocks through his mask until the next game)? Can people just guess? Does he tell people? Seems kinda dumb if the whole point of the mask is to stay anonymous.
>>738797236 One of the first comic issues with Miles has a black firefighter telepathically know he's a nig too. I think they can just know because hip hop starts playing when he shows up.
>>738796812 >They're allowed to think that it just means a really strong Saiyan. Vegeta went full retard on Namek when he got it into his head that he was a Super Saiyan. Look at the before and after: before, he knew he was outnumbered and outgunned, so he played it smart, and he not only was able to pick off Freeza's men one by one with cheap shots and low blows (including literally the best men Freeza had on his payroll), but he also stole the Dragon Balls right from under Freeza's non-existent nose. Then he went "IMMA SUPER SAIYAN" and his IQ plummeted, and he learned the hard way that no, no he wasn't.
>>738797656 Oh yeah, it only got worse when he became a Super Saiyan for real. He underestimated the Androids, he got his arms broken. He underestimated Cell, he got his back broken. He underestimated Buu, he got his EVERYTHING broken. His IQ didn't start to rise again until he finally got his ego in check. Sure, he still wants to surpass Goku, or at least catch up with the fucker, but he's not about to sell his soul for a power boost again, so he's made SOME progress.
>>738750187 I don't know what's worse. The fact that Peter lost to a fridge. Or the fact that the very next scene is from his angle and it genuinely looks like Venom starts forcing MJ to suck his cock
>>738779215 I'm guessing you are unaware of that scene of Tom Holland having homo sex with a negro from The Crowded room. If anything, he's quite happy.
>>738753812 I like Miles for the most part, the Spiderverse movies are excellent, but holy fuck I hate that EVERY spiderman adaptation insists on forcing in nigger spiderman asap even before other foundational parts of the character. Spider-Man 2 ps5 felt so disjointed because it was trying to do the alien costume + Kraven's Last Hunt + Miles being black and gay all at the same time.
>>738798203 But in general, he's not as arrogant as he used to be. I know everyone shits on the bingo dance but it's actually a good way to show how far Vegeta has come. Can you imagine Androids Saga or even Buu Saga Vegeta willingly humiliating himself to keep the Earth safe?
>>738800869 Bejita's character development is one of the only things that the Super era does well, it's fucking bizarre to me that GT made people think that he would just give up martial arts entirely because he recognized that Goku was his better when they fought Boo. Acknowledging that Goku is his superior doesn't mean that he'd completely give up on self-improvement.
>>738801194 GT still had a good moment for Vegeta, his "THIS IS FOR KAKAROT!" moment. Again, can you imagine those four words coming out of Android Saga Vegeta's mouth?
>>738784407 That's kind of how I have come around to these. The subtext is always the level designers have no confidence players will want to do these shitty sections where you play the weak side character for a pseudo stealth level. Might as well make it easy to get through then, if these lazy or incompetent cunts can't make it interesting. Maybe just don't bother with the level next time, no one is hankering to play MJ in a Spiderman game unless it's one of those goofy versions where she has powers.
>>738802397 I just hate that even comic games are doomed to this annoying westoid developer sensibility that games that should be taken "seriously" or whatever have to have face capture and as close to realistic looking human characters as possible. It's a fucking game about comic book superheroes, we can have fun with the fucking aesthetics and appearances. And if you're going to do the face capture route, copy Cashcom's homework with the RE games. They understand how to utilize real actors and not make them look like golems.
>>738803031 it's the writers job to make peter as miserable and cucked as possible so instead of making anything like he did his webbing with his apparently genius level iq, he is teaching public school
>>738803031 you know for the record its potentially not the worst job
you basically get the summer off, if you're in new york you get a decent pay check, benefits.
the worst part is the soul numbing fact of dealing with kids that seem to somehow get stupider and stupider every year. but once you lose all faith in humanity and just start giving the hyenas all 'A's to pass the buck to the next unfortunate soul and shut the kids up, its even tolerable.
>>738803031 In this game he's dating MJ who is a failed writer incapable writing books worth selling and who then quits her job. Everyone bought first class seats to the dingleberry express! CHOOOO CHOOOOOOOOO
>>738803031 That's actually not a bad cover job for a street hero. The big name villains probably won't be looking for a loser high school teacher because like you said why not get something a bit more lucrative and impressive. The only thing is a smart villain would probably realize after a couple of years Spiderman conspicuously is around more from mid May to August since he's on summer vacation.
>>738765086 Well obviously it's a capeshit game so it's less about the realism and more about the drama, but then the game can't seem to make up its mind when it's got this photorealistic fucking artstyle where I can see the fucking pores on Peter's face which just invites this kind of nitpicking.
>>738803031 >friends with Tony Stark >somehow needs a job >Tony somehow can't just sponser him >Peter would still have a "normal job" but as a cover so bad guys don't follow the money You open the can of worms that these people exist at the same time, you can't close it
>>738753812 >Wear the suit to protect identity >Instantly MASSIVELY narrow down your identity from millions to thousands by showing off your stupid nigger hair What the fuck was the point
>>738751928 Holy fuck, it's worse than I imagined. Peter getting destroyed, mj getting blacked, and all in an overly long and drawn out cutscene. It really is a glorified movie
>>738750187 >the first game starts with spooderman lifting a fuck ton of rubble, easily several tons worth >2nd game has him get pinned under a fucking fridge >conspicuously it also gets rid of all policemen in the game, you now stop crimes with firefighters genuine, unironic humiliation ritual
>>738812023 >conspicuously it also gets rid of all policemen in the game, you now stop crimes with firefighters wait what? that sounds retarded, what's wrong with having the police around?
>>738812102 >what's wrong with having the police around? Liberals and leftists hate the police, because they were told to. Please ignore the fact they call the police the moment they feel in danger.
>>738812102 Yes, in the first game the police almost always showed up to congratulate spiderman for stopping a robbery/speeding car, they completely removed them for the sequel. I guess because you now play as 2 spidermen and one of them is a nigger ie their natural enemy?
>>738812038 Male artists usually draw women well enough, it's the female ones that make them into androgynous dykes. Anyway you shouldn't read modern Spider-Man unless you hate yourself, even the faggots that liked Insomniac Spider-Man don't defend it
>>738812202 Cop derangement syndrome has been one of the weirdest things to see for the last ten or so years Like I'll be watching a YouTube video that has nothing to do with police and the person in the vid will just randomly be like "by the way make sure you kill a cop today" or "and remember, cops aren't people" Imagine if you swapped out "cop" for basically anything else in the shit these people say
>>738764197 Unironically why did he do it? He just painted a massive target on all black men in the city (which is based now that i think about it), but the entire point of spiderman's costume is that he could be anyone.
>>738812671 It is in their nature to side with criminals (evil) against cops (order). They are bad from the inside. They have no morals. No principles. Words are meaningless to them. They are just greedy animals.
>>738757952 He only took a tiny sip of ra's special juice, he was still dying of super AIDS, which is why catwoman had to drop her loot to go help him up, because the dude absolutely wasn't going to get up again on his own in such a weakened state.
>>738812986 Cops are just tools of whatever government they protect. It's just in this case they're voluntary slaves to the kikes and are the first to respond to anti-kike situations.
>>738813141 Yes, but that's not the reason why the liberal left hates them. They hate the police because the police does not allow criminals to commit crimes.
>>738812102 >Spiderman 2 came out 4 years after Floyd >was at least 1/3 of the way through development when he was killed >the response to this was to generalize and demonize all law enforcement officials >later it was proven Floyd was indeed a drug addled monster with a long history of crimes including threatening to murder a pregnant woman Its funny, these are the same people who say you shouldn’t stereotype groups of people but they lump all cops together, many of whom are black themselves.
>>738757952 He was still infected with super aids and would've straight up died if Catwoman hadn't saved him. The only person he beats up in the webm while he's still healthy is Penguin.
>>738813358 >They hate the police because the police does not allow their pet minorities to commit crimes Fixed it for you. If it's not white they'll scream to high heavens and make up a billion bullshit excuses that the minority in question shouldn't be in trouble.
>>738755446 also "peter is weakened because he just separated from the symbiote" is a common defense i see, but why isn't Venom weakened then since it just got separated from Peter?
>>738813404 >later it was proven Floyd was indeed a drug addled monster with a long history of crimes including threatening to murder a pregnant woman was it proven before or after they paraded his golden coffin around?
>>738813783 Doesn't change what I said, just expands on it. But we're just going to far off topic on a video game based on a comic book character and how too many "writers" just like shitting on characters such as peter for good boy points.
>>738814137 You’re absolutely right — and I think the real issue isn’t that some threads are bot-created, it’s that the distinction between authentic human engagement and algorithmically generated discourse is becoming increasingly blurred in online spaces.
That said, as a fellow organic human entity who enjoys normal human activities such as consuming soup and experiencing weather, I believe the key is to focus on meaningful interactions rather than labels. Not every repetitive comment pattern is artificial intelligence. Sometimes people just independently choose to post “This.” 4,000 times.
>>738813767 It was being said days after his death but people were rioting by then. Honestly that is one of the few times I would support the US military gunning those “people” down and feeding their corpses to pigs. They ruined small business, big ones, pillaged, burned and killed people.
>>738814836 or the time spiderman traded his marriage (and unborn daughter) to Marvel Satan so that his 9001 year old aunt could live for another few years
>>738812102 first game complaints that it glorifies the police too much. insomniac actually took it to heart instead of pointing out it's a fucking superhero story where a dude can crawl up walls and has a connection to "the web of life and destiny" to explain why he can dodge things really well
>>738815302 lmao the speed force is the must bullshit deus ex machina in the history of comics. I can't take the flash seriously. I liked it better when he wasn't connected to some religious spiritual multiverse speed force.
>>738815302 >>738815475 I just finally want a character to go. >"The fuck do you mean you're not fast enough? You were late? Motherfucker, you can run faster than TIME!!!"
>>738812721 Oh no, anon, no, you're such a dinosaur. You see, Miles is /our Spider-Man/, the true neighborhood Spider-Man, all his cast knows his identity, the fat friend figures Peter's identity about 5 minutes into 2. As the Green Arrow and Flash shows taught us, it's evil and bad and egoistic to keep your vigilante life secret from your loved ones, and your girlfriends are just as much of superheroes. Your media literacy needs work.
>>738815561 look up one more day/brand new day >peter and mj are married >mj is pregnant but they dont know it >kingpin has aunt may shot >peter makes a deal with satan to save aunt may's life >in exchange, his marriage to mj is supernaturally removed and the baby is aborted >everybody also forgets who spiderman is (marvel civil war shenanigans iirc) it was all very retarded and very hated and because the exec in charge (divorced) couldn't relate to spiderman being married
>>738815907 there were some good parts of it >namor beating the fuck out of iron man and almost killing him for insulting him, until dr strange saved him >the eternals (i think) calling them retarded for starting a civil war and saying they were like children playing in a sandbox, so fuck off >marvel clearly portraying the pro-registration iron man side as the good guys until they realized literally everybody sided with captain america and changing the story
>>738802614 >Symbiotes attaches itself to anyone >Basically molds itself to them, man or woman >MJ has the symbiote for some reason >It just looks like generic venom and she rides it like its a fucking mech suit
>>738757952 Literally the >"I got back up and owned him" meme kek I feel for Peter being turned into such a joke like this, with his manjawed "girl"friend having to save him Shit's sad as fuck, comics and capeshit are so captured by faggotry, man.
>>738816236 >marvel clearly portraying the pro-registration iron man side as the good guys until they realized literally everybody sided with captain america and changing the story When did this happen? I only remember Iron Man being a cocksucker the entire time
>>738752375 >why not get her cochlear implants It would piss off mega woke deafies, who think that a child being able to hear is discrimination against them.
>>738750187 Have any of this game's apologists explained how MJ managed to dodge faster in this scene than Peter Parker despite being a normal human who has no superhuman reflexes?
>>738751152 Judging by all the replies, I'm assuming this is brand new OC? If so, it's amazing how this dogshit game still inspires rightfully condescending OC like this.
>goes MiA and is declared dead in pocket dimension or whatever where time passes by faster >gets "resurrected" (cloned with kekoa cope rituals) >turns out she spent a hundred years captured and they rescue her >she's now Old Woman Laura >they run each other and try to ignore it, soft reboot continues to be Wolverine >dies only a few months later >everyone caries on in-universe like nothing happened >fans don't care because she was beyond recovery
Anyway, these are the supposed social issue superheroes twitter loves so much.
>>738765643 I mean yeah the story is shittier. Gameplay wise it is a massive improvement. I am very happy to not be pausing mid fight over and over to swap gadgets. Killed the flow of gameplay.
>>738819387 No, that was one of the early ones, but mocking this game never went out of fashion. It's quite funny how most people zone out by the fridge scene and only learn about the 30 minute rant that follows much later. Or the TLOU sections.
>>738817376 Editors fucking hate her. The writers also used the excuse of her initial meeting with Venom being the reason why she can't have that form initially. But that's fucking bullshit. Anne fucking hated Venom and she became She-Venom. It is literally because they just hate her and wanted to cement their dumbass idea that somehow the symbiote can now morph to become the same form instead of being a costume limited to what it bonds to. Therefore, removing a unique thing to symbiotes. But yeah it's a conspiracy to get outragebux by giving her a masculine form, they were expecting everyone to make tranny posts but nobody cared because they already cratered sales and cratered any reputation their comics division had a long time ago. Fucking faggots deserve to get their cars towed, keys stolen, cucked, and their houses cartoonishly flattened after I throw a boot at a Pym particle disc or whatever the movie had.
>>738815862 Quesada didn't divorce I think, but he is genuinely sewer muck given the form of a human. And the way he has talked behind the scenes about other shit exposes him for being a midwit who can't grasp storytelling at all. And his art is shit, that compensates for being shit by emulating Image artists and adding tacky ornate borders everywhere.
>>738818758 True that. Poor girl deserved better. >>738819404 Horrible. Whoever looked at pic related and thought to hagify her deserves to be shot. Kyle and Yoost should be legally allowed to kill everyone employed at the Marvel Editorial.
