where can i listen to her poop? does she do big wet thunky plops or does it sound like wet dog food shot through a pressure hose? are the intervening farts wet and loud or dry and tight? do her dumps begin crackly then gradually go loose? does she moan and grunt after pushing a load? does she ever think its a manageable poop but then it's a little explosive and it's so loud that you can hear the porcelain ring as she blows up the toilet? does she enjoy pooping - does she go "unf yeah" when she takes a huge high velocity mush pile after holding it in for half an hour
