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My life for Mandy

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Flambert <3333

Based anon for rescuing based bees

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>>566318471

>>566308221
Dumpy sure does know how to twerk https://files.catbox.moe/015itd.mp4

Melons?
MELONS??

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>>566318951

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>>566319664
They don't call him dumpy for nothing.
https://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2052825926065426536

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>>566310184
Is this the power of a flat ass?

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>>566319842

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>>566319842
>MELONS??

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>>566319842

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This Golem dude, seems like a pretty cool guy.

Also, Mixtape looks gay as fuck, and this is coming from an anon on a Dispatch general thread.

>>566322685
Mixtape is the new “we have Life is Strange at home”, right?

>>566322918
yep, easy frontrunner for "most pretentious indie game" and possibly even "most hated"

>>566322685
That literally just looks like life is strange

I'm impressed you guys are still able to keep this going, there's even less to go off than Maji de Watashi Koi Shinasai

>>566323974
When there's a will there's a way

>>566324334
and by that I mean copious amounts of autism and unhealthy coping

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Living in Robert’s head rent free (it’s actually the other way around)

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Brainbook owes Mandy sex

My ass hurts :(
Doing leg press at the gym twice a week is painful
I blame this game for inspiring me to be healthier and stronger

>>566328143
Maybe take a break, then? The last thing you'll want is to break a muscle

>>566328321
My trainer is telling me to get over it or else I’m a total bitch thobeit

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>>566328143
yeah... leg presses...

>>566328143
Drink/eat more protein. Always bring a shake with you.
>>566328418
You ARE a bitch. If I pointed a gun to your head I bet you’d push out more than you’d think.

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Invisimech <3333

a video game that convinces its players to get fit and eat healthy is kind of funny tbqh

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oyy vey haha fuck. drunk. bros i love u i genuiely love u thanks for being there and im happy this general exists and u bros are here pls never leave. good nghtt sdn <33

>>566329178
This will impact sales. Gaymers are meant to stay at home and be fat and lazy. Consume consume consume.

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>>566329178
gotta do it for her

>>566328418
You arent a bitch for taking a break and not getting yourself stubbornly hurt, everybody has those, even professional athletes, so dont hesitate if you feel like you really need one

>>566329178
>a braindead audience of ADULTS literally needs a game to get them to not eat like shit
The state of the West lmao

>>566329447
goodnight visiholic

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ass man

You should all do some cardio every day. You’ll live 5-10 years longer for it.

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>>566330095
>to not eat like shit
Hasn't that been a message pushed in media for decades now? I mean come on.
https://youtu.be/tkjmk3ReN78?si=3bvIXeG_s955KzE_

>>566332873
I will never forgive michelle obama for taking away our school tater tots

>>566333416
My school still got Tater Tots. Only thing they changed was they added a salad bar. And they switched the dough for Pizza day to whole wheat. What I really hated though was when they served Beef and Broccoli. The cafeteria smelled like a damn septic tank.

>>566332873
And even then nothing changes

>>566332873
Stephanie...

>>566314308
Has anybody made a tierlist of which dispatch heroes would kill or spare their villains/archnemesises/etc.? (Assuming they arent bound by something like "i would kill em but i'd get in trouble with the SDN" because itd mean that none of them would choose to kill and that'd make the question boring, anything else like reputation or motivations works fine)

>>566335870
Stephanie is just an alternative universe version of invisigal

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Blazer if she had her own cooking show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rca_I6cFrBA

>>566336564
No way.

>>566335251
>>566335436
>>566335770
hwat

>>566338295
They play tag once they're on break.

>>566339831
Heh

>>566339831
Flambae is so full of himself. He probably thinks he’s more beautiful than BB.

>>566342063
Would sonar even be compatible with women

If HQ threw beauty contests Chad would win every time

>>566342953
Depends on if the women are monsterfuckers or not

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Why is there so much NTR in Invincible?

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>>566345275
That's just capeshit in general. Such a weird trope that's prevalent in the genre.

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>>566345427
You’re a monster if you cuck Dumpy btw, guys

>>566345275
Because they hate superheroes being happy

>>566345275
crumb of context

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>>566345275
>>566345427
Wonder how bad it would've been if Winter was in Dispatch?

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>>566345275

>>566345740
they'll rewrite him in season 2 to get assfucked by flambae don't worry

>>566345740
This shit is so extremely cringe, just like the afro scientist Prism concept

Really makes me glad that things worked out the way they did, so many things could have gone so terribly wrong

>>566347312
inb4 he's the season 2 protagonist

>>566347967
I won't be here, that's for sure

>>566336564
Stephanie is Mandy coded

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Here's my prediction for season 2:
>Z-team will be filled with half returning characters, half newcomers
>some characters like phenomaman, waterboy, whoever you didn't cut will "graduate" out of the phoenix program and be minor characters
>the other half that replace them are new rejects like winter, maybe a reformed red ring villain like psychic, along with the person you did cut
>Visi will be working independently/villain to tie in her two possible endings without having to create whole new scenarios to fit in the story
>a recurring theme will be the newfags butting heads with the oldfags
That way you can get everyone from season 1 back in somehow without overcrowding the cast

>>566348456
I wonder what the bad ending for season 2 would be

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>>566338539

>>566346493
3am? What were they doing staying up so late? Watching awful 90s comedies?

>>566353986
I was thinking they were watching buddy cop movies.

>>566353986
gay twister

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I want more official art.

>>566356094
Same. What holiday is around the corner? Memorial Day? Doubt they'd do anything for that. There's Pride month in June. I'm curious if they'd decide to do something Flambae centric? Kind of doubtful on that as well. But there is Juneteenth, so maybe they could do a piece featuring Chase, Prism, and Coupe?

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>>566356921
the most realistic would probably be 4th of july
I hope we get another valentine's day style community event sooner or later though

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>>566357472
Good point. I would love it though if Flambae got a tasteful pinup in June or something. Either way another event would be more than welcome. Especially for the other characters that didn't get a spotlight on Valentine's.

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>>566357708
>>566357708
Another thing. While it's subjective, if we get more official artwork in any capacity centering around individual characters. I really hope the artist tries to give more effort all around when it comes to the composition. The Blazer and Waterboy Valentine's Card I would say definitely had the most put towards them.

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>>566357708
They need to make this artwork official
I neeeed my summer episode dlc

>>566358006
If not a dlc then at least have the pool party or a beach episode in Season 2. If we have to wait longer for it.

Pride month is right around the corner …

>>566358635
They are going to RUIN flambae by making him super extra GAY

>>566358635
>>566359040
That's what I said but even though AdHoc has collaborated with Critical Role. I really wonder if they'll dip their toes in Pride month. In the recent climate companies as a whole have been skirting away from it. Not to mention the whole queerbaiting debacle. I wouldn't be surprised if they ignore it just so they won't be met by anger from the anti-woke crowd.
https://youtu.be/qwuqT9rPTs0?si=9yt4NdqP2THqPq5E&t=572
> Herman: "We've gotten sort of yeah accused of like baiting people out for that stuff and lesson learned."

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https://litter.catbox.moe/w89v5lh8jwu9shkm.mp4
In case you're wondering it's pic related dubbed over.

>>566360007
nice try, I know dolphin porn when I see it

>>566359346
They're LA based company, they're gonna do it out of fear of being called homophobic or some shit. At the very least it's pretty much given that they'll slap that ugly ass nu-pride flag on their logo.

>>566361159
>nu-pride flag on their logo.
Yeah that's possible. It'd suck if that's all there was. I'm not asking for a parade just a Flambae pinup, please AdHoc. If you're going to use rainbow capitalism, do it right. Give the beefcake maybe some cheesecake too. Malevola's bisexual.

>>566365046
he looks like a vampire

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goodnight /sdn/ I love you all

>>566367214
g'night

>>566367214
I love you too.

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What different phrases would a talking Blonde Blazer barbie say if you squeezed her?

>>566362720
breasts too small

>>566336373
I feel like Flambae and Coupe would be the most willing to kill. Malevola and Visi would be a tier lower. Sonar depends on whether he would be under the influence or not, Prism would just blind them forever, and Punch Up would break their balls but wouldn't have the urge to kill. Golem and Waterboy are obvious, same goes for Blazer and P-man I think.

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>>566351810
>>566352041
Professor Robert, the tomboy brat fucker, based AU concept.

>>566360007
the flambae voice is alright but robert's made me kek

>>566373907
Same, lol. Thanks for listening to it.

>>566360007
>fujo voice reveal
SEX

>>566374693
I wish.

>>566373421
Seeing as how Malevola and Punch Up both have second degree murder charges, I'd put them up some tiers.

>>566380896
I assume that in the case of Punch Up it could be caused by underestimating the extent of his own strength. He's supposed to have the strength of 10 men, but I suspect he holds back a lot most of the time, otherwise he could easily kill a person with one punch. I mean, if he would punch Robert's crotch with his full strenght during the bar fight then it would have ended much worse than what we see.
But yeah thinking about it now I agree that Mal could be willing. She kinda tried to kill Visi in ep.3 and impales one Red Ringer with her sword in ep.7 or 8.

>>566380896
That and Flambae doesn't have any murder charges.

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Robert suffers from frequent night terrors and Mandy is there to comfort him every time

>>566390470
Mandy is a predator that uses Robert's trauma as an excuse to cuddle.

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>>566393316
That too

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Mein Fuhrer? The chuds have turned against Dispatch

>>566396027
x screencaps belong in /v/

Hnnng

>>566396027
They've been saying this since the walking dead

>>566396027
It's chuds I don't care for so idc

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BELLY

>>566404224
if she can work out her abs why can't she do squats? Lazy slut

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I need ponytail mandy

>>566362720
>wearing gloves on the beach like you're about to wash dishes
this looks fucking stupid. and where the fuck are her muscles? who the fuck drew this?

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>>566404224
why do tummies and legs arouse me more than breasts and butts

I would worship Robert’s feet

>>566416002
they're all calloused and nasty because he doesn't take care of them

>>566416489
I’d take care of them

>>566382028
Well, what do you do with a fire power? Have a dinner with your foe? That power is made to kill or really hurt people, he prob didnt get any murder charges because who wants to fuck with somebody who can burn half of your face off?

>>566416002
This but with Mandy's feet

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>>566416002
Visi get off his computer

>>566420250
Well of course he’s still a danger being a serial arson who has a terrible temper. It’s just something to take note of when comparing him to his colleagues who have those charges. To be fair Flambae did almost burn Robert to a crisp.

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>>566424380
how does SDN even measure intellect on these charts anyway

Courtney is actually dumber than Flambae. Don’t take stats at face value. A lot of games do this and aren’t actually representative of the characters or the setting.

A bowl of pho and a smoke does wonders for the soul, /SDN/

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>>566426415
>

>>566428357
Boberto

I have it on good authority Robert was actually adopted by Robbie from his supervillain mother

>>566428829
How many times did she molest him?

You ever see a girl with dark skin and think lewd thoughts?

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>>566428995
Yes.
But it's ok now, because now he has another mommy to molest him

>>566416489
>>566418558
Wtf is this obsession with feet all about?

O:

>>566431182
I like feet

:O

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>>566431182
footfags are like 10% actual foot fetishists and 90% ironic shitposters trying to get a rise out of people.
That being said, here's BB's feet

>>566431518
I'd go with *sniff*....

I signed up for the gym too
But now im surrounded by arabs

>>566434031
Seduce them.

>>566434031
Imagine the smell

>>566434031
You’re not supposed to lift without a spot, idiot

>>566437697
Pubes…

>>566424805
Yeah, which means that he was intimidating enough that nobody dared to face him, because if they did they wouldve been burnt alive

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daradaadaa radadarada daaa holy fck hha good night sdn i love u bros
hey whre did th e malevolants go theres not a singe malveola pic in this thraed

>>566441451
goodnight visiholic

How many of you here are white

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>>566442606
Reporting

>>566442230
We have several white supremacists here who don’t actually hate other races and like fujos

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I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown valentine tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".

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I JUST WANT MORE NEEEEEWS

>>566453508
Well I'm afraid to say, the wait will be longer than we wanted.

https://comicbook.com/interviews/feature/laura-bailey-travis-willingham-dispatch-critical-role-interview/
>Travis Willingham: Even before the game came out, the first time I played it, I was like, ‘How much of this world is there? Do you guys have a plan to do more of this?’ [The team at Ad Hoc] looked at me like I was an idiot [Laughter]. The answer was an obvious yes, of course. But I haven’t heard anything about any plans or any timeline for a potential Dispatch 2.

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>>566454731
maybe he's just saying that to throw off the scent and is recording his lines as we speak

>>566455162
Unless it's additional lines for the infinite dispatch mode. The script is is hardly in it's first draft.

>>566461025
be careful that's how you get covid

>>566461334
Sonar should have the due dilligence to vaccinate himself. He got his Rabies shot.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7PUPNxsRQ0
Any questions/concerns/comments please direct to [email protected]

>>566468967
Thanks for your... work???

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>>566470861
Thanks! It took me 4 hours to make this

FUCK FLAMBAE, so like, i was doing the bad choices run and fucking up the 4th dispatch all nice and well, having a few close calls here and there, and then he decides to successfully complete a 10% call, the last one, in fact! screw you flambae, you fucked me over

>>566471336
by 4th dispatch i meant the blackout shift where the lights go out, i'm deeply thankful for the fails you can get by reaching the X btw, life-savers

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>>566471336
you WILL succeed on your calls and you WILL be happy

>>566471336
You aren't really angry at Flambae until you witness him fall for the same trap twice. TO [[[GOLEM]]]!

You are all going to make it

>>566475351
Nah. I’m thirty and I still haven’t gotten naked with anyone. Probably never will.

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>>566475351

>>566477590
;_;

>>566471336
>FUCK FLAMBAE
God I want to
But he’s fictional so I can’t

>>566477945
With the power of science we can build him.

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>>566478891
The best science can achieve is VR.

>>566459405
Let me guess. His favorite hair product was out of stock?

>>566481638
he hates the world todayyyyy

>>566468967
That you think Blazer would be hairless down there fills me with rage and disgust.

>>566482991
Blazer keeps herself well groomed to keep up with appearances. If you want a bush, try Mandy after 3 weeks of not having the amulet.

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godnight /sdn/ I love you all

>>566484539
I love you too.

>>566468967
I like hamsters :)

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>>566484539
night BBfren, thx for the BBass

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How about you guys?
https://grids.fun/t/about-me-dispatch-f8dol?list=dispatch-yowky

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>>566490905

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>>566490905

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sup

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>>566491989
>>566492089
Interesting choices.

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I forgot how funny this general is. I missed this place so thought I'd stop by. Glad you guys (and gays) are still around.

>>566495316
>Favorite design (male): Flambae
Nice choice, I was iffy on his or Robert’s Mecha Man costume so I chose the latter. I wonder what had you picking Flambae’s design in particular? Just curious.

>>566495723
Nice to see you stopping by, anon.

>>566495838
I just like his body-build (no homo)

>>566496141
That makes sense. Something about his Dorito shaped build that makes me want a body like his. Though in my case it means two different things mutually. Thanks for answering.

>>566496141
>>566479754

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>>566490905
On my very first playthrough I gave Sonar flying training and then cut him lol.
Flambae became my fav due to his Comet+flying skills.

>>566490905
t. fujo
>>566491989
t. this Golem guy ritual poster
>>566492089
t. Visiholic
>>566495316
t. Malevolant

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>>566499130
>t. this Golem guy ritual poster
Dang you're good

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>>566499130
>t. Visiholic
correcto

>>566498667
t. Hopium

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>>566490905

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>Bobert :3

>>566506203
I’m not a furry…but

>>566506203
Now do an edit of that where water's dripping on her head. Like that silly cat trying to drink.

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>>566490905

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>>566495723
Welcome back frend
Remember, you are here forever

>>566508914
Do not the visi kitty.

>>566508914
A cat is fine too.

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go make love to your mother today /sdn/

>>566519905
Heh. Nah. My mother is a borderline witch, narcissist, fairy, etc. I love her but she’s sort of like some capricious fae who won’t entertain you unless you sign some metaphorical contract beforehand. She’s a different person every five years, when she finds a new fad to tend to. One time, she decorated her house with dozens of stuffed chickens and roosters. Another time she led a war against cheese and other dairy products. But now she loves cheese. Also she wishes to romance Big Foot. But that’s just my theory. I don’t think she’s satisfied with my father and she has cameras around the surrounding woods.

>>566521129
based bizarro mom

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>>566521129
oooooook

>>566521694
>>566522463
I also suspect she might try to poison my dad one day for that million dollar insurance money.

>>566522847
If you really loved your mother you would help her do it

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Making Mandy a mother on Mother's Day

hnnng

Why hnnng?

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How golem feels after getting put in the slammer for vandalism in the same cell as coupe, who's in for multiple counts of first degree pre-meditated murder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE8To7kvH8s

HNNNNNG

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>>566508918

>>566490905
Whos Vitalia??

>>566499130
>t. fujo
Spot on!

>>566529951
Based. I love this stupid tomboy cat so fucking much.

>>566530219
Hai fujo

>>566530215
The healer superhero from the Brave Brigade, Robbie and Chase’s team from the past. Not sure why she’s included on the template.

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>>566527007
>this video is age restricted
fucking tubes. I miss when we could watch videos in a world that wasn't so fucking sheltered and easily offended or triggered... fuck this censorship themed timeline....

>>566530762
Hai

>>566530873
https://files.catbox.moe/lyk1rc.mp4

>>566531697
NTA but uh... bruh you didn't need to post that. You know that he could have just clicked on the link to Youtube in the first place to watch it there. Censorship only prevents you from watching Ytb videos on different sites.

>>566532045
unless he doesn't sign in on youtube

>still no dislike bar
You should all know by now that youtube is beyond saving

>>566532405
Oh yeah, hadn't thought of that
>>566532784
>Dislike bar
Bruh, there isn't even a fucking 'like' bar on Youtube anymore (on mobile). You have to clickn on description to see the likes.

>>566532784
bro, your return youtube dislike?
>>566533274
bro, your youtube revanced?

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>Percentage of players who fell for blonde blazer by the end of the game jumped from 32% to 33% today

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>>566530556
I love her too, genuinely my favorite vidya character from recent years, damn brown delinquent tomboy has been living rent free in my head for half a year now.

>>566534035
Cute

>>566533412
>Youtube revanced
Iii.... don't know what that is.

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I am drunk again ):

>>566534882
It’s okay, friend. I will get sober for you. Just like when my wife is too tired to get out of bed and she asks me to go pee for her.

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>>566534882
cheers bro I'll drink to that

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>>566535065
>>566535180
Thank you bros

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>>566533667
>He knew

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>>566534882
so i am, cheers malevolant
fuck just wnated to say that i love u all bros, i really do, thanks for being here and kekepin this general alive, i love u sdn, i love courtney and i love my cat and i love vodka and i love jesus

>>566536295
>i love jesus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdo4Eyw4DqM

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>>566536291
well now he's wrong. Mandy beat the odds

Getting drunk is fun when you’re in your 20s and you’re retarded
I’ve done too many belly shots back in college on both women and men

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>>566536295
O:

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>>566536680
he truly is, he granted me immortaltily im gonna live forever bros and so are u amen

>>566536863
gross
you know how little people actually wash their belly button?

>>566536863
Its fun all the way to your 80's

>>566537213
The grimy tanginess is the best part anon

>>566537213
Robert probably neglects his. I bet he doesn’t wash behind his ears either.

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The idea of Flambae randomly punching Robert unprovoked once a month because that's what he promised him is so funny to me

>>566431518
Absolutely ooff....

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https://x.com/thecrazedpepper/status/2053403326889316488

>>566537956
Robert is very hygienic. Don’t know where the meme of him being unhygienic comes from.