>>566401774
Larpov is a massive faggot.

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>>566401774
For chess players that go bald and then are able to regrow their hair this is a huge freaking deal.

i love that little period of time where zoomers are like “am i smart enough to bake a cake all by myself but what would i meme about” and then they just go uh m-m-moked you know like smoked like moke heh. it’s like a little kid learning to bat on a tee :)

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>>566401774
God I love Hans so much it’s unreal

First American world champion let’s go!

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good edition

Sent this thread to the chess mafia along with the elos of all involved

>>566403486
oh ya? what's my elo?

>>566403486
What was the average elo?

>>566403815
1776

>>566401857
>>566402672
>>566403486
Hey catmixer

>>566402537
Hey larpov

>>566402173
Hey guy pretending to be larpov

How's everyone doing? Multiline post, I know.

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>>566403486
come at me bitches

>>566404032
god i wish

https://lichess.org/OIYADKz8
If you win, the Moke will become WC

Chess mafia on suicide watch I fear another Danya situation

>>566404714
Hans will become WC!!!

Cant choke the moke!

Why only one game today btw, you're busy?

>>566404141
How do you always know it’s me!

if I'm 1000 elo what's the best thing I should work on to improve

>>566411389
tactics until you're 2k

>>566411389
Study the openings and memorize all the sidelines. Around 2k you should start working on tactics.

>>566411389
Study endgames until you’re 2k then learn openings and work on tactics

>>566411389
learn how to set up the board (remember, the bottom right square should be white). around 2k you can start learning how the pieces move

On lichess, if you offer a draw and your opponents time runs out, does it default to draw since you offered one? I just had this happen in an anon game. Offered draw at the last second and his time ran out to zero but it was still a draw.

>>566414465
Sounds pretty commietarded so probably

I know Hans cheated to win this tournament, but how did he manage to do it with cameras on him? Did they fail to use metal detectors and other sensors? Is he like David Blaine and no one can explain how he does it?

>>566414465
what was the position?

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I'm coming home brethren. I canceled my dotcom diamond membership, and I'm going back to Lichess when it expires. The only thing dotcom does better is anticheat, and even that piece of shit doesn't seem to work as intended.

shogi news: Yoshiharu Habu qualified for the final of the Oi challenger tournament, winning the red block of the league outright with 4 wins and 1 loss.
the white block ended with three players (Takumi Ito, Nagisa Fujimoto, and Yusei Koga) tied at 4-1, and so there will be tiebreaks (Ito vs. Fujimoto on 5/15, the winner faces Koga on 5/19) . the winner of the tiebreaks will face Habu to determine the challenger to Sota Fujii.

>>566417201
I had forked his queen and he was letting time run out. I was just curious so I offered a draw at the last second and it seemed auto accepted when his clock reached 0.00

>>566411595
>>566412206
>>566413462
>>566413704
You guys are hilarious. I'll work on tactics

>>566414465
>>566419272
Apparently, yes.
https://lichess.org/forum/lichess-feedback/i-offered-a-draw-and-my-opponent-let-time-run-out-the-game-was-automatically-drawn

>>566421202
Gay. I was trying to taught my opponent.

>>566421710
Taunt sorry I’m drunk

>>566421710
It's good to know. I never offer draws but when my opponents try the "cheeky" draw offer, I let it sit there while his clock runs down but if I get this correctly they could actually swindle a draw if I don't decline it before their clock runs out.

>>566421903
i can tell
https://lichess.org/UEtwJSGS

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The samefagging is causing me physical cringe again. Somehow it’s even creepier than when /chess/ just goes dead naturally.

>>566421710
I tried to do that years ago too. My opponent was letting the time run out instead of resigning so I decided to offer a draw last second to fuck with him. I thought he just had ungodly reflexes.

>>566417185
He was literally talking about using an engine before the games so he would know what the right moves to play were

>>566429846
I can't tell for sure if this is irony because of how retarded the average hans hater is, you are joking right?

>>566431259
it was a necrobump. show some respect.

>>566435767
No it wasn’t

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My hair is in my face. I can't see the board

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We're so back libros

>>566442119
if only there were some way to prevent that.

test

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>>566443465
But it's on fleek. I can't touch it

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>>566422579
I just played catmixer the absolute faggot who's spent 20 years playing this game and he genuinely thought that winning meant anything kek he's getting dumpstered this christmas it's certain don't even fucking worry about it kekekekekekkekeke

>>566445806
I just played zoombam he’s a nice guy we had some funny games where I gave him 10 free moves and he still lost, he was mad at first but the sees why it’s funnny.
Me and you zoombam we running this general

>>566446276
Did you really beat him after 20 free moves?

>>566446410
Yes I actually like zoombam but he’s a bit sensitive. Had fun playing him I think the score was 20 to 3

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>>566445806
Zoombam, are you already announcing that you’ll make a big effort to ensure no catmixers next December Christmas tournament? It didn’t go well for you last time, what has changed in your strategy?

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>>566446276 (Samemixer)
>>566446410 (Samemixer)
>>566446546 (Samemixer)
>>566446993 (Samemixer)

If zoombam the gatekeeping neurotic faggot would let me in then you would be toast and you know it.

>>566447140
None of those are me. Cope bam in dah house lol

>>566447140
I’ll get an autograph from Kenny vs Spenny for you zoombam

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>>566447979

does anybody remember that schizo Gordon? He nuked his channel but he had many videos telling stories about how to get girls and how to "beat chess" by playing his system and methods and he gave many of his books explaining his stuff for free... I think he sometimes posts here

You really HAVE to play no increment above a certain level. So many games I win in blitz / rapid are against obvious cheats who try to use an analysis board to the last and either fall apart in low time or stick to the analysis board retardedly and flag. But with increment they just win, and they're like half my opponents. This is why so many GMs only play 3+0 or bullet online

>>566454236
Yeah, I remember him. Total fever-dream internet personality. One minute he’d be explaining some absurd “unbeatable” chess system with complete confidence, the next he’d pivot into life advice or stories about women that sounded half motivational seminar, half conspiracy manifesto. The free books/PDF dumps were part of the whole mystique too — like he genuinely believed he’d cracked some hidden code to both chess and life and needed to distribute the knowledge before the world caught up.

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Wow, nobody plays rapid on lichess. You can be in the 2500s and be top 50 on the site.

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>>566454236
I genuinely can't understand this guy at parts his mic quality is so low

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>basedlennials are bumping /chess/ with ChatGPT posts
holy shit this is just sad...

>>566455506
She’s cute

People who find ugly humor funny are invariably ugly goblins themselves fyi. Stop shitting up the thread with images of your ugly soul, nobody wants to see it, and you're not funny.

>>566402537
babbies first meme :)

HAIL MOKE

I predict moke will have a second wind and finally claim his chess birthright and we will get epic kino battles between moke and carlsen until carlsen retires

>>566417619
kek, jewslavborea

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It's hilarious how the two millenials who actually use this general are constantly yelling at each other:
>you're the zoomer!
>no you're the zoomer!
>you can't heckin meme! you don't get 4chan!
>no i totally do! moked! mokester! see?
>balding! you're bald! you're a bald zoomer!

>>566402672
>You watch the board i'll watch the skies.

>hehe i'll just start quoting old posts and responding to them, noone will suspect it's me!
>it's a good thing i haven't consistently done this to hide my spam for months now...

poopen

schizos please fuck off, talk about chess or go back to redddit

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>>566456943
>>566457554
All I’m saying is it’s weird how the general will be dead for hours and then we get a huge rush of samefag posts. Seems fake.

I regret making this thread

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>>566458509
Obviously the other millennial ITG samefags, yes.

moke reppin the BGC and sending this nigga into a meltdown

I sometimes think I go too hard on shitposting, but when I am not here the thread is the same. Very good general.

was larpov molested by a bald man?

Still not funny ugly retard

Man I'm laughing A LOT at this bald jokes! Keep 'em coming lmaoooooooo

>>566458985
>zoomerino approval that sweet sweet nectar
woof

>>566418385
Habu vs. Fujii would be kino. Two players who dominated their generation, like a Kasparov-Magnus match in chess.

>>566463802
how about matsumoto vs shuri

>lil bro resigns after I brutalize him and thinks OK, let's start FRESH. NEW GAME
>gets me in the pool right away again
>gets brutalized again
>lets his time run down

Some1 check on bro!! lmao!!

Most unlikeable /chess/ personalities ranked:
1. Zoombam
2. SeriousChest
3. Resident Schizo who calls everyone else schizo when they call him out for samefagging
4. Hairline poster
5. Shogi poster

>>566470130
What about that guy who calls every discussion of chess "pretentious" and a "larp"

>>566470130
what did SC do?

He's pretentious and dismissive, and NOT a neighbor
On a number of occasions someone thought he was me and he chimed in to say "No, that's not me, I'm not gross like that" and it's literally just a normal post. Holier than thou
And then when he does contribute it's weirdly retarded for his rating. I can always tell when it's him because it's always tinged with some kind of wholesome chungus grandstanding like "You can't say prodigies have to prove themselves by 18, you don't know! So-and-so can still do it!" and it's like Ok bro, all I'm saying is they normally do prove themselves by 18... And he'll be like, Yeah you're 1500. I don't even bother disputing him and saying my real rating because I know it's SC waiting to pull rank with his lichess profile.

I've gotten two smothered mates today and log in to r/chess to see some Indian on the front page bragging about his. Maybe I should farm updoots

>>566470130
All me

holy crap this general is so bad and full of boring spiteful schizo namescum, its worse than a discord

>>566471706
There is no such thing as namefagging in a general for a game that requires usernames, brainlet
I knew when you got your 4chan shirt and the welcome flyer it said namefagging in the name field was against the culture, but you have to be able to adapt your expectations dependent on the context. /chess/'s usernames is not the same as namefagging on the rest of 4chan

>>566471682
>he thinks there are 5 people here
lol, lmao

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What does Magnus mean by this?

>>566471865
>UMMMM TALKING ABOUT OUR NAMES CONSTANTLY ISNT NAMEWHORING BECAUSE UMMMM IT JUST ISNT OK SWEETIE? NOW LETS GET BACK TO CIRCLEJERKING ABOUT OUR NAMES AND NOT CHESS
reddit/discord is down the hall namescum schizo

>>566472112
I tried to explain but you're retarded so here we are. Do you want me to draw you pictures? That might help, who knows

>>566472198
>UMMMM YOURE JUST STUPID OK NOW LETS GET BACK TO TALKING ABOUT OUR NAMES LIKE DISCORD SIS
You're so desperate to talk about your name/names, why dont you just join a chess discord like the rest of the powerful queenz?

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>>566464817

>>566472032
X gonna give it to ya

>first game back in a week
>fart on a korean with 92% accuracy
Yep, still got it

>>566472198
>>566472969
Objectively he's right that namefagging is based, okay, give it up, dont be like those progidies who drop down to amateur level, keep your intelligence fluid here.

Did we really need a 30 minute analysis of Charlie’s 15 minute analysis of a 3 minute staged clip
https://youtu.be/xDz478viIuY?si=9ch4UTdAJgp9wq3a

>>566474463
wish this irrelevant whore would get it over with and do porn already

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>>566474645
>tfw you stage a viral clip but people still expect you to pivot to porn

>>566474463
Now we need the rude guy to do an hour long reaction to her 30 minute video. Everyone will eat.

OH WOW SO I GUESS YOU'RE JUST GONNA BEAT ME HUH. OH WOW GOOD MOVE SO I GUESS THAT'S JUST IT THEN HUH. SO I GUESS I SHOULD JUST RESIGN HERE BECAUSE YOU PLAYED THAT MOVE THEN HUH. OOPS LOOKS LIKE IT'S FOR ME THEN HUH. MR EPIC 1800 OUT HERE SLAYING DRAGONS ISN'T THAT RIGHT. MR THOUSAND EYED MONSTER 1800 SAW THAT MOVE AND NOW I HAVE TO RESIGN HUH. GUESS I'M JUST GONNA HAVE YOU TO GIVE YOU THESE RATING POINTS LIKE YOU DESERVE HUH. YEAH YOU DID THAT SHIT DIDN'T YOU. GO OFF KING WOW. WOW I HOPE I CAN BE AS STRONG AS YOU ONE DAY (lower rated than me btw). WOW YOU SURE SHOWED ME. HERE LET ME RESIGN THE GAME NOW SO THAT YOU CAN SEE HOW YOU WON. I GUESS THAT'S THAT THEN. HUGE CONGRATULATIONS WOW GREAT GOING

>>566474207
shut the fuck up namescum

>>566474784
this face NEEDS to be coomed on

Is there enough disparity between people who have both com accounts and lichess accounts to validate the claims that lichess is full of cheaters?

>>566480427
Yes. I'm much higher rated on com blitz, it's supposed to be the opposite. I can sometimes get stuck around 300-400 rating lower on licheats than I am on com, like literally hard stuck. Constantly winning games that I end up losing for big losing streaks.

>>566480427
theres way more cheaters on che$$com due to it appealing to lowest common denominator and being full of jeets
lichess just looks worse because they dont do anything about the cheaters they do have

>>566481028
The difference is density. You're actually playing more cheats on licheats even if they're a smaller number than com's, because they make up a greater percentage of the total licheats playing pool. Also, they're never getting banned. On com there are far more players, which dilutes the amount of cheats. Because they have more players, technically there are "more cheats", but not actually in your playing experience. And the cheats you do face, will get banned.

>>566481867
no way, i see cheatjeets constantly on cheatcom, its fairly rare on lichess

>>566482762
Nah I have spoken, the matter is settled

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>Am slim, dark in complexion, calm and humble. I love reading, Chess and research. I love pieces of Chess. My favorite opening is Queen Gambit. I love Queen, rooks and knights
>Enugu, Nigeria

>>566483147
how much is danny paying you?

>>566483930
Nah how much are YOU paying me

>>566471380
i'm not SC but i remember that small chain of posts. you called an entire race of people subhuman and SC said "i'm not gross like that" when someone thought you were him. maybe it's a normal post on 4chan but not really something normal IRL. it'd be pretty gross and uncivilized to say something like that IRL. anyway, i like SC. i don't know who you are but you seem to be quite insecure about being low rated. maybe do something about that instead of crying about SC and subhuman races on 4chan. btw if they're subhuman, why do they keep beating you? oh, they're cheating, right? every single non-white person who beats you must be a cheater. there's just no other explanation for it.

>>566487464
brownoid detected

>>566470130
Shogi poster is kinda based desu. He does it for the love of the game, even though no one itg cares.

>>566487464
>"my name is basheer i live in pakistan and got forcefully married to my cousin muhammedina and this is my post"

>>566487464
why are you trying to argue with catmixer,?
he's been at it months now with hours of nonsensical samefagging everyday, can't you tell 90% of posts when it's night time in europe it's him trying to ruin the general as much as possible?he doesn't even try to hide it

Why don't we host a tournament for Jewish American Heritage Month? We haven't played together since Christmas.

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lmao

>>566494774
kek what a joke
cant wait for him to get flushed

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>check in
>100 posts of pure schizophrenia
we're so fucking back bros

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>>566497054

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>>566494774
>mfw my rating goes up

>>566497308
what did he mean by this

algo pull trvke about the Caro-Kann player.You're not him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs8-cc-jJGk&t

>>566402672
He's based and hilarious. I am rooting for him since I saw that unhinged interview he did with Levy Rozman.
https://x.com/HansMokeNiemann/status/2053133165200396386

I play the dragon and the kalashnikov because I like the names

>>566501042
>literal antifa
the chud will never recover.

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>>566501042
kek mafioso seething

>>566501994
jej. it went from buttplug jokes to bald jokes. kid can't catch a break...

>>566502134
Knowing Hans, he will eventually pivot to fully bald Bond villian, fluffy cat and all.

>>566503981
I already predicted his Lex Luthor trajectory

Happy Mother’s Day to the Queen!

I was promised chess 2

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Can you solve this incredibly difficult 2500-rated lichess puzzle?
https://lichess.org/training/Tgv6m

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>>566503981
>>566506036
wow, that’s really funny! like a Bond villain!

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Chuddy EVROPEAN Pride post just hit the frontpage of Lichess. It's happening bros.

>Throughout my university days (2011-16), I developed a love/hate relationship with Facebook and Twitter. I found the platforms very useful for trying to spread my genuinely felt pro-European political messages. Yet a few friends and I tried and ultimately failed to create a separate platform (pretentiously named Prisma Politica) for native Danish political science students. Facebook’s Jewish networking effects were far too powerful, even as the second stage of enshittification was in full swing with annoying things like the removal of “the wall” and the nefarious algorithmic feed that replaced the good old chronological stream of posts from my friends - and no one else, that only a White platform could provide.

>>566512065
You mean used to be a blog, lmao. Common euro L.

>>566508142
Yes. No further questions.

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Ya'll heard lil chuddy got his GM title?

>>566516925
did he break the record for youngest gm or nah?

>>566517125
No, I think he is second youngest, but he's the one who did it without resorting to closed European events with shading dealings.

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>>566517192
>the one who did it without resorting to closed European events with shading dealings.
He farmed a Bulgarian shitter

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Page 10 negrobump brought to you by Divya Deshmukh.

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>>566516925
that’s a case of chess zoomer balding syndrome coming, recognize it every time. the little inward curve.

>>566519182
>He farmed a Bulgarian shitter
You're thinking of Erdogmus breaking 2700 by smashing a geriatric Topalov lol.
Oro is surely more legit than the retarded helicopter parents' passion project that is Mishra.

I'm 400 elo :D

I'm 392 elo D:

>>566527929
Who’s Mishra and what does he have to do with Fraudstino?

>>566532456
Youngest gm. He's mad because Oro is number 2. I don't know why though.

>>566470130
100% agree

>>566470130
>passive aggressive list
woman moment

>>566534058
>first of the 50 samefagging posts he will make today
When are you gonna get bored of wasting your time like this you pathetic faggot?

>>566534420
Calm down, SC! Not everyone has to like you. Remember that episode of Recess?

>>566533037
I hate Mishra because of that stupid dot, the dumbass stare and the fact that he got roped into playing rigged tournament to satisfy his parents' desire for a meaningless "youngest ever" title rather than steady growth and competitive longevity. Also iirc his father sperged out on xitter when Nepo posted a Biblical reference after losing to the kid.

>>566535892
I used to like the guy but I gotta say I got some serious chest fatigue because of how thin skinned he is.

>>566536891
Yes, I'm also having chest pains (and numbness in my extremities).

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>>566541973
sick necrobump

SCOTCH

TWO KNIGHTS CARO KANN

KIA VS FRENCH & SICILIAN

SICILIAN TAIMANOV

DUTCH

>>566542587
I get it, mainlines are scawy.

DRINKING AND PLAYING

>>566546471
This will be me but I need to study up a lot more before I dive back into actual games.

>>566547105
Just cheat and you’ll never lose an anon challenge

I never cheated not even once oh hi mark

>>566551154
Coward

>>566556930
Post a game I dare you

https://lichess.org/1EGjUtWc
No need to talk to yourself

>>566558626
Someone else joined, did you win? Nice Sicilian

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>>566558626
If I beat MemeTeam and MemeTeam beat Finegold does that mean I'm better than Finegold? Pretty cool that my Finegold number is like 2 now as well.

>>566560073
Someone is pretending to be memeteam so if he wants to announce himself here’s your chance sir

>>566559989
>>566560174
https://lichess.org/zV5kBFma

>>566560282
I’m playing a nice and respectful opponent

>I unironically went for a three-fold in a +10 position
Jesus Christ, the slurpposting got to me
okay it was like the 5th hour of play but I can't leave it off like that

>>566560282
I gave this NM like 10 moves and he had to flag me at the end. Many such cases!
https://lichess.org/FUrYoEZBFMXx

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this is a certified instructor+2100 Fide CM blundering all the forks. it wasn't even in time trouble.

>Gets crushed the entire game
>Wins because I blundered one move at the last second
>Immediately spams new game like he killed it, I’m the only one in analysis

People like this are my biggest pet peeve. That kind of deluded arrogance is exactly why I take pleasure in destroying people when I do, I know some smug retard who never studied a loss in his life is on the other side of the screen with a superior air

>>566574303
Then don't lose. Bimbo.

>>566533037
He’s not the real youngest GM, Faustino is. Mishra’s title was so rigged FIDE literally implemented what’s known as a “Misrha rule” after the fact, which necessitates a norm in an open tournament. He’s a talentless meme “prodigy”

>>566574462
Mishra isn’t a meme. Every young GM played norm tournaments where it was tactictly understood that the old guys were there to lose. Sometimes they were literally paid, but most of the time it was just the pairing itself doing the work. An old washed 2400-2500 GM is probably going to lose to a young IM prodigy. It’s nothing new and Mishra didn’t do anything different

>>566575013
Nah look into it. He’s like Carjacking. His title is rigged

>>566569716
>2100 as a CM
He’s just washed and probably old, it happens. There’s an FM on chess.com that plays all the arenas and he’s only around 1900 blitz. Title alone isn’t an indicator of opponent strength, rating is more relevant

lol how long until r/(li)chess takes this heresy down?
https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1t9e53r/cheaters_in_lichess_tournaments/
>Cheaters in Lichess Tournaments
>I propose a new rule for Lichess, no account should be allowed to participate in an open tournament unless they have at least 12 hours of time spent playing.

>Points refund is not enough when facing a cheater in an open tournament. Today I was on a streak and top of the tournament just to face an account that was created 2 hours ago with the first 15 games lost in the most ridiculous fashion and then the rest of the games are all wins! Obviously I lost the game and lost the streak and withdrew from the whole tournament and all I'll get is points refund, which doesn't matter to me, I was trying to win a tournament and this loser just decided to ruin it for everybody.

>Keep in mind that these guys purposefully participate in these tournaments because they know that aborting games is not an option. I think it's ridiculous that this is allowed and should be looked into.

I’m amazed his experience was even getting points refunded. I almost feel like he lied about that as prophylaxis against redditors and /chess/ers going “mmmmrrmmmm how do you KNOW they’re licheating, sweaty? I’VE never played a licheat in my life.”

Some of the comments are surprisingly normal though
>There’s something about a tournament that really brings out all of the 1300s who suddenly blitz out 15 moves of offbeat gambit theory and become endgame machines.

>Lichess sucks for banning cheaters, there was one guy I played that insta made like 50+ moves in 12 seconds and it took lichess an entire month+ to ban him after I reported him like 10x+ and he kept playing too.

Lichuds… even lireddit is turning on us…

>>566577537
>It's unpopular to say anything negative about Lichess here, but their anti-cheat is almost completely ineffective against anything but the most blatant cheating. People here also tend to downplay the extent of cheating in online chess.

I know you post here btw, show yourself ally

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Was this just some other jeet whos parents paid some old Russian guys to give their kid their rating like abimanpoopeeshra

>>566577916
>heh, I got my gm 5 days younger than Magnus
He literally doesn't need to do anything in life. He's already won.

licheats
lijeets
lichuds
litrash
litrannies
lichildren
lichungus

>>566578226
he was born in india. no accomplishment will ever be enough to compensate for this inherent disability.

>>566578247
you forgot

lijannies

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It's actually liDanya. Where is your liDanyan pride?

libump

Nobody says that.

>Lose a game I was easily winning with a dumb one move blunder for no reason
>Well that's rough but it's fine, I'm stronger than my rating and all will work out soon :)
>Misclick my next game in another winning position
>*twitching intensifies*
>Haha it will all even out soon not to worry
>Outright lose my next game

These undeserved rating dumps are the most stressful part of online chess. Nothing worse than watching your rating tumble while knowing for a fact you're way stronger than that

>>566594280
>Misclick
Stop playing on lichess.

listop

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>mentally ill lihater is spamming again

Seething lipoor malding at a cash.com cheatless chess experiencer

>>566594280
>knowing for a fact you're way stronger than that
You’re not

>>566598280
Do you feel better?

>>566599359
?

hey hey chessu

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hess mafia

>>566600487
Needlessly trying to put someone down (and failing, because you're too retarded and failed to even make sense) is something people who are insecure and hurting do. You know that's what I meant too, you're just playing dumb as a rhetorical posture and preparing for a heckin back and forth where you can drag it into a shitflinging contest. Just shut the fuck up idiot, nobody cares that you're going to kill yourself within five years

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>>566608565

>>566608565
I’m not trying to put someone down I’m just stating an objective fact your current rating is your current level you’re not better you’re not worse.
The people thinking oh yeah my lichess elo says I’m 1600 but actually I play like a 2000 elo I just had some bad luck/was distracted and whatever bs reasons they come up with are retarded.
Many people think they’re better than they are well in chess your elo is telling you how good you are

>>566596954
Both are bad now. Com scaled back their staff and their ability to respond to reports, that's why there is no contact option anymore, just an ineffective "AI chat bot". I recently lost to a guy who has won his last 50 blitz games in a row (probably more, I stopped counting) and has had an account for months. And that was in between some other obvious cheats, including a guy who blatantly turned on Stockfish to save a dead lost game, to such an obvious extent that I simply resigned once managed to force a drawish position. There's no reason not to just play on lichess anymore, you're not going to get satisfaction against cheats on any site, and lichess is the superior playing experience

>>566608565
You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. Oh, I can be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. But you think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like- I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me, 'cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

>>566609116
>I’m not trying to put someone down I’m just stating an objective fact your current rating is your current level you’re not better
Retard, you can have an unlucky streak that temporarily deflates your rating and isn't representative of your actual strength. My rating has already corrected itself because I won the next ten games in a row. Why?? Because... guess what... that rating wasn't my actual rating... and didn't represent my actual strength... I was: stronger!
>N-nuh uh, no you're not! You suck actually! Feel bad!
Idiot

li...chads?

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We have reached maximum creepiness. Just in the last hours…

>>566583527
>>566591731
>>566607365
Those are just typical necrobumper staying up to nurse this dead general and keep it from 404’ing. Nothing at all unusual there for anyone who has used this general for a while but then comes the cree-py fake shit:
>>566608565
>>566609116
>>566609247
>>566609405
>>566609408
A fucking gargantuan amount of text all spammed out in quick succession. Much of it is just repetitive AI type language…

>>566609408
>unlucky streak
lol ok retard

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>>566610001
go post your nigslop racebait somewhere else tranny freak

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>>566596954
>malding
don't you mean... BALDING?

>>566610153
It's crazy to encounter an actual double digit IQ person like you who simply can't grasp simple concepts. Yes, luck exists retard. If I misclick in a winning game, I am not a bad chess player, I had an unlucky misclick. If I randomly drop a piece in a winning game, I did not lose because I'm bad, I lost because I had an unlucky brainfart. This is somehow too nuanced for your ridiculously small brain though and you can only think of rating as absolute. Ok then retard, I massively improved between when my rating was deflated and in the hours immediately afterwards, when I was sleep deprived and won ten games in a row anyway. That's what happened. It wasn't bad luck running out and my rating normalizing. Sounds too complicated. Dumbass

>>566610625
I ain’t reading that shit

>>566611006
Yeah, you lost the battle you picked, dumbass

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>>566610625

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I should act more emotional on here. Higher updoot yield potential.
AAAAAAAAAA ITS NOT FAIR I PLAY THE GAME AND ITS LIKE SOMETIMES I LOSE AND THATS JUST NOT OKAY HOLD ME /CHESS/ IT HURTS TOO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>566610625
Give him a lichance >>566611104

>>566611006
I didn't post that
>>566611073
Just so you know. I consider your response beneath my notice

>>566611434
and yet you respondended
curious

>>566611434
There is no you or I on anonymous board. Only sides of the argument. If I respond for you in spirit, it's the same as if you replied for yourself; both are by, Anonymous. And that is all we ever are, dumbass

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>and yet you respondended
>There is no you or I on anonymous board
>If I respond for you in spirit, it's the same as if you replied for yourself; both are by, Anonymous
>;
I love thirdie hours

Gukesh will beat Sindarov. Im sure of it. Gukesh just has the higher class

>>566612492
and the curse is set, Gukesh better consult Vishnu before the match fi they're using voodoo like this.

>>566611928
>respondended
I'm pretty sure that was a joke

>;
That was not so misplaced a semicolon. The comma was pretty weird though.

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>>566613747
Just ask amad if you don't know which Hans is the best.

>>566612492
>higher class
You mean caste, Ranjit?

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hoero, zabimaru

>GCT2026 super chess classic Romania May 12 – 24
>Fabi, Keymer, Sindarov, Pragg, Alireza, Giri, Wesley So, MVL, Van Foreest, Romanian shitter
Who’s winning?

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>>566620004
Fabi.

>>566610625
Karla, you're trash, gtfo

>>566625952
You always know it’s me <3

>>566629979
are you unironically pretending to be Karla?

>>566620004
Windarov

>>566620004
Prob Sindarov, Giri runner up

Fabi and Keymer will never win anything of any value despite their rankings

>>566633552
Jobi might be known for being a choke master but he still won good tournaments like Tata Steel and the Sinquefield Cup

>>566634986
Even those come with asterisks

Asterisks such as "I forgot"

>>566633552
>>566636193
Fabi has more supertournament wins in the past decade than anyone but Magnus

>>566642304
Yeah. He was 2830 after all. He didn't get that by picking daisies.

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>chess general
>look inside
>it's just retards and namefags

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la la la we drink soda la la la we play londons

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Oh yeah I forgot to show this one off the other day because I got it in an airport but it was my favorite checkmate ever. The holy cross. Have you guys had any checkmates more aesthetic than this?

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>>566646424
Relevant puzzle

What did you score at your last OTB tournament?

>>566648395
listener points

>>566648395
3/5

>>566648395
I’m not good enough to play in otb tournaments

>>566646424
very nice

>>566463802
a rematch between them would be cool. In their last match, Habu did really well against Fujii, despite being in his 50s.

Pgn to webm converter?

>>566664042
https://sharechess.github.io
is a good one, also lichess can make gifs out of games which you can convert to webm if you'd like and know how. you will have to import any games you didn't play there onto the website however.

>>566648395
>OTB
What am I, a boomer?

>>566664042
Have you tried googling "pgn to webm converter" you absolute fucking retard?

are you really arguing with yourself? come on

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He finally did it. Haters on suicide watch.

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>>566664353
That should be in the OP
My best game in a while. Blowfish wanted me to play Sodium3 like 10 times in a row but otherwise killed this.. can you call Spain people Spics?

>>566647098
I solved this as soon as I looked at it. Is it supposed to be difficult? Chess.com 2200, lichess 1400 here

>>566670043
Humiliation ritual.

>>566670686
You're right it should. I'm pretty sure you can.

>>566670803
That was funny

>>566670043
Gotham, this is the 14th time you've clickbaited getting GM this month. You have to come up with new clickbait

>>566669171
post results

>>566672426
But it’s true this time, just don’t watch the video :*(

>>566672426
what would YOU have titled the video then, mr. Youtube expert?

>>566679820
long nose tribe

>>566679820
on the goyim and their lies

Yahweh I hate the goyim so much

It’s unreal

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Grand Chess > Capablanca Chess > Casablanca Chess > Transcendental Chess > Freestyle/Fischer/960 different names > Crazyhouse > Gliński's hexagonal Chess > Kung-fu Chess > Fog of War Chess > Chess on a really big board > Maharajah and the Sepoys

No more carlsen titled tuesdays because he had ANOTHER chimp out

Crazy how bad gukesh is. He should be mixing salads with his feet on a mumbai sidestreet

Captures en piss

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Kramnik bros…..

>>566690808
Who the hell is Ruslan PornoMario?

>>566693110
Only a former world champion.

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>>566694908

>>566687716
What are you talking about

>>566705330
you cant handle the truth

>>566705330
He's chimping out

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>>566706427
>>566710425
>>566702571
we give thanks to the lonely loser who stays up to necrobump all by his lonesome. in these most trying times.

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>>566710569
only one of those is me

come on samefag wake up!

the thread needs to switch over from complete and total death to nonstop spamming.

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NOOO STOP POSTING NOOOOO DONT MAKE ANYMORE POSTS

still not posting in your tg thread bro

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>>566715273

>>566705330
When Carlson sold playmagnus to chess.com for 90 million dollars he signed a condition that he wouldn't create a competing chess playing platform, now hes creating a competing chess playing platform on taketaketake so they wont stream him playing TT anymore because he chimped out

>>566669171
Hey post your search results
>>566666666
Checcking

***NEW COPE ALERT*** WEEWOO WEEWOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGrt5_-QQPI

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>>566724992

>>566726424
i'm a sick chuck i like a quick feed i like a quick sneed

>>566724992
The ones that chimped out are danny stench and mr goldstein.

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is /chess/ cursed?
>>566715273
>>566722578
>a bot necrobumping every few hours

>>566732840
>itoddler
>opinion
No thanks.

Immortal games
>Wei Yi - 2
>Magnus - 0

>>566726424
maggy such a fuckin hoe, i love it

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>>566733432
>Wei Yi’s first immortal game
What’s the other one?

I want to practice certain openings against bots. Is there a way to force bots to play certain opening lines?

>>566728958
i like gucci loafers i like gummy bears

SNEED will defeat the sameslickers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO_cZNj1ylU

No meme answers please, should a beginner play 10+0 or 5+3 on lichess? longer time formats seem dead