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Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen

>News
• Eggstra Work: 5/8-5/10
• Splatoon Raiders releases July 23, 2026. New trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jaag4cVKOo8
• Version 11.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1100
• Fresh Season is on until 5/30

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
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eggstra work more like eggstra boring
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No fatties allowed beyond this point
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>>566509165
me on the right
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anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
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>>566508706
I listen to kpop so it doesn't get boring
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>>566516003
but the game already has music
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Celebrated Mothers day by getting Callie pregnant.
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>>566517617
this but shiver
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>>566517617
garbage fetish art kys
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>>566517617
anon i can see her squipples
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>>566516892
the music in salmon run is kinda mid
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>>566513341
I can play some now if you still want to
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>>566518741
if you give me like 5 minutes, heating some food up
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>>566518932
>>566518741
I can play after the hour too.
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>>566519219
let me know when you're ready and ill open
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>>566519801
Feel free to open again anytime now.
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>>566517617
Why did you post a picture of my wife and our unborn child.
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>>566520542
im the unborn child
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>>566517617
based mods
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>>566519801
you got room?
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>>566522182
yep, opening after this game
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AND THE ROLLER FROM DOWN TOWN
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They don't tell you this but E-liter is actually the easiest charger to play, ink efficiency is a meme weakness.
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>you're allowed to select your weapon in Eggstra Work friends queue because people who picked the same weapon will roll for unpicked weapons
>you're not allowed to select your weapon in Eggstra Work solo queue because you might get matched with someone who picked the same weapon
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GGs open.
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ggs open
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GGs openers
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>>566526395
>>566526396
>>566526435
GGs open. Thanks for having me around
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thanks game
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woomy squid form is cuter than yeb squid form
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>>566528479
wait theres a difference?
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>>566528834
yeah the woomy one is cuter
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Just got a switch 2, why is photo mode still at 720p?
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>>566525330
true
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I'M HAVING A BLAST
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1king fish?
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>splattershot/blaster/roller/charger eggstra work
>splattershot is my worst option and the only one i don't have fun using
>get it LITERALLY every shift
>get top eggs and top wave clear nearly every shift
>nobody else ever seems to play into the strengths of their weapons at all
please nogodmi i am begging you just let me have my roller or match me with someone who doesn't use it exclusively to roll into cohocks and focus steelheads
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>>566533176
im in
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>>566533776
Woompening.
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Where cqn i download the leaked rom? Does it works on emulator at all?
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>two FLARs in a row
fuck off ngmi
let me play
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>>566491771
Good info, thanks again. Won't have a chance to try it out until evening but I'm stoked.
Also found this on x:
>Patch for prod packed nsp to run on prod console
>buzzheavier.
>com/
>8hc7ypicmung
Now to figure out how to "prod repack" that nsp... I'm too old to be spending all day and night messing around with stuff like this lol
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ggs 1king
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Cool map
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I need an inkling gf
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>>566536528
whats ths
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>>566536504
gg 1king buddy, that was pretty fast lol
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what is everyones thoughts on the flingza
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>>566536829
legitimately worse than dynamo now
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>>566537013
i havent really been on splatoon much for about 2 years, only got back on it a month ago, but i rarely see flingzas anymore. is it because they ruined tentas ?
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Rawcket Lawn chair
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>>566536749
A random salmon run test map it's fairly small but have like a dozen baskets, it's pretty maze-y
>>566535058
I'm wondering this too, as far as I'm aware the anon may be wrong in the need of the patch as it should work without if it's installed properly. The methord works but isn't stable and not as complete. I think prod repack would be unpacking the testfire, replacing everything with the march build, and repack it into a proper somehow, I'm trying to understand it too.
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>>566537523
woomy in a vroomy with a kaboomy
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>>566536504
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Anyone get any cool woomy shirts online anywhere?
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>>566542607
Maybe I should get a shirt with my woomy on it.
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>>566537587
looks like an early version of Low Tide on Lost Outpost
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Short open in a few minutes?
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>>566557480
i was going to ask to play at rotation but i guess ill play now
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>>566557480
Joining
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>>566558080
>>566557767
Opening in a minute.
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>>566558160
Knock
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>>566559019
Opening.
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i am so glad we won that
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GGs open
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GGs open.
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anyone wanna continue? ill go till at least the hour
if not ggs
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GGs open.
>not a single splat or assist that game
Lol.
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>>566560535
I can play a bit more then.
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>>566560795
ill reopen after this game
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>>566515761
>Currently in my flow state.
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i may be late to golden week but it's ok GW stands for golden woomy now
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>>566561613
It also stands for "good woomy." Good woomy.
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>>566560424
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>>566536528
>>566537587
I do like the modified biohazard sign is now fishhazard
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>>566560916
room?
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GET FUCKED
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>>566561613
Excellent GW Woomy!!
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>>566562068
Sorry, we're full
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>>566561613
amazing woomy, good woomy
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most oblivious hydra award
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>>566562068
we have room now, it's open
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>>566564614
open 3/4 if anyone else wants in, just started a match
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>>566564771
ill join
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>I play luna
>matchmaking always puts 2 or more long range weapons on enemy team
>I don't play luna
>matchmaking puts only short/mid range weapons on my team and luna on the enemy team
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>>566564809
opening in a little
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>>566564467
Not like he could've done shit at that point. Hydra takes too long to charge.
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>>566565059
I've seen hydras charge for like half a second and instagib me
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>>566564614
damn i was late af lmao
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I am so good at this game

and now I'm dead
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>>566565059
hydra has a usable kill charge in like 20 frames
they just all forget that you can just not charge fully
splat4 should make weapon tech trees structured in a way that promotes learning, people really shouldn't touch hydra without getting good with heavy first
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>>566566219
are you stupid you're using a bathtub just scoop the water out
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There are people who defend rainmaker as a game mode.
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>>566567428
rainmaker isn't bad but it's just a worse tower control that allows for 30 second matches and quick steals
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>>566567428
skill issue
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>>566567428
rainmaker is a fantastic mode when it's played right. a tense match of defensive fishdunk is peak splatoon. seven timmies putzing the fish and you having to babysit all of them at once sucks.
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>>566567720
tc and rm are very different
rm allows for buildup of resources without necessarily pushing the objective, tc is deliberately slow to make you build them up as you go
there's a reason why only tc gives extra special charge to the pushing team and not to the defending one like every other mode
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>>566568029
>tc is deliberately slow to make you build them up as you go
Yeah, and I like that. You can't just zip the tower from one side of the map to the other in a few seconds, you have to actually push it along the track. That and you don't have the all too common scenario of people being scared/reluctant to carry the rainmaker
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brb bathroom
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>>566567428
You think that's bad when there are TC defenders?
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>>566567792
Fuck no, optimal RM goes like this:
>cheese a lead with a special
>stall for 4 minutes
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>>566568298
TC is fundamentally good. The specials are the problem.
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>>566568290
okay actually gotta do a chore brb play a game
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>>566568256
>You can't just zip the tower from one side of the map to the other in a few seconds
if your opponents aren't shitters, you can't do that with the fish either
if the opponents are shitters, they deserve the spanking, just win and go on to seek better opponents
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>>566568497
You have to leave, we can't start if you're not ready.
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>>566568428
>cheese a lead with a special
>>566568437
>The specials are the problem.
two posts about different things but ultimately coming to the same conclusion about the game as a whole
all modes are good
but they are all ruined by specials
because the entire game is ruined by specials
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>>566568695
Pretty much, yeah. Specials have gotten so much power creep that most of them are "I win" buttons and I hate it.
I'd love to have a "no specials" game mode
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>>566567428
I like it a lot. It's fun.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1778463825591001.webm" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1778463825591001.webm
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>>566568789
they should've made a challenge like that, but i'm pretty sure they are too scared that people will actually like it
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>>566568437
lol
TC has been dogshit in all 3 games and it's not just because of specials
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>>566568695
Neither were good in previous games either.
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There isn't a single good Tower Control map in the history of the series.
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>>566568695
TC was fine prior to 3.
>>566568971
Wrong.
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>>566568437
tc is unplayable without the same specials that make it so miserable to play
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>>566569131
it's not exclusive to 3
it got even worse in it because the power level has entered orbit, but all three games have a problem with specials
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>>566569231
Name 5 good TC layouts each from 1 and 2.
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>>566569228
ugly ass art
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TC is dogshit because blasters exist

remove blaster
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>>566569491
it is true though
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>>566569371
Underpass post patch
Saltspray
Moray 1
Moray 2
Piranha Pit 1
Triggerfish 1
Bluefin Depot
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>>566569546
>remove blaster
you are supposed to do that yourself
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>>566569709
Five each.
This is seven, and only one is from 2. Read, squigga, read.
Saltspray TC was so fucking bad it got banned from public rotation. Try again.
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well that took much longer than it should've. sorry about that

>>566568632
>didnt leave
fuuuuuuuck my bad
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GGs openers
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>>566570081
saltspray tc wasn't bad, actually, nowhere near as sinful as saltspray and blackbelly rainmaker. it was unbalanced because devs forgot that all woomies are right-handed, but past that, it was a very competent tc layout.
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>>566570081
Saltspray TC is good but it was better prepatch.
Kelp 2
Star
Reef
Snapper
Blackbelly 1
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any tower path that goes over water is automatically dogshit
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>>566570359
GGs, I hate Mahi RM so much it's unreal.
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>>566568789
>Specials have gotten so much power creep that most of them are "I win" buttons
Except when I use them.
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>>566571051
this
>enemy uses hammer, it's an indestructible wall of death that makes them totally invincible from the front
>I use hammer, every weapon in the game can shoot right through it and instakill me
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>>566571523
stop playing bloblobber
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Tower paths over water are a true test of skill.
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>>566572183
bloblobber doesn't have hammer you silly billy
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>>566572317
I still don't understand what the "DANGER!" on the scoreboard is supposed to mean
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>>566572652
it's the only weapon in the game with both enough range to shoot under the hammer yet not enough shot velocity to clear it
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>>566572887
why did he do it?
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>>566572718
It was just a holdover from turf and it means "SQUIGGA UR LOSIN"
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>>566572718
Opponents making progress.
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>>566573035
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Just had the terrifying thought that Versus06 might've been scrapped because of the silent pauses in the song, offering competitive advantage and making it easier to hear sharkers.
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>>566572968
neat trivia
But I've played a bunch of different shooters and it's the same shit every time; enemy hammers are invincible to everything but my hammer is made of paper apparently
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>>566574276
Meanwhile I'd be very confused about nintendo caring that deeply about "competitive advantages" around music volume, when the game as a whole is pretty fucking un-competitive (15 tick p2p with shit matchmaking and i-win-button specials)
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>>566574550
"Nintendo can't balance a multiplayer shooter" is not a new concept, unfortunately.
I can't really think of any other reason the song was scrapped other than this.
"It doesn't fit" doesn't seem like a valid explanation either because there are several Splat2 songs that don't really feel like battle music.
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>>566574458
shoot their feet, the hammer hitbox moves up and down
you should be doing it anyway, makes your spread marginally better
or just use nautilus lol
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Sex with Salmonids
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>>566575436
specifically Cohock
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>>566575965
Based. Imagine his weight on you
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>>566575436
timmy...
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>>566576387
How long will it be until we see his woomy getting fucked by the new types in Raiders
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>>566576382
Imagine sleeping on his soft tummy..........
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>>566576528
And hearing his breath, feeling his belly as he inhales
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>>566574458
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>>566576528
yes I goddamn would
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I just like adult woomen.
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>>566576387
timmy?
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i just want to wake up to a woomveem lying on top of me holding me close using me as a body pillow, is all
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Threesome
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>>566577981
do not
Big Shot is NOT for lewds
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>>566578057
I disagree
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I got a switch 2 so I figured I would play Splatoon again to see if I noticed a difference. Ran a few salmon runs, and I'm sorry. I'm so washed and dropping rank.
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>>566578694
Freelancers are all lobotomites now.
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>>566578818
I might be able to blame the randoms I got, but surely 6 matches played where I never got past wave 2 (if even that) can be attributed to me at least a little.

I'm the lobotomite team mate now anon.
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>pilot build ost got taken down by nintendo
faggots
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slowly climbing back up, but part of me feels like if i went to 500xp it'd at least be funny meme bad, now it's just bad bad
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>>566580943
well you're getting up there, squid. good stuff
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>>566580865
>NOOOOOO PRERELEASE FILES AREN'T FOR YOU TO SEE REEEEE
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>>566580865
>he didn't backup the minute it was uploaded
shiggy
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>>566583272
i saved it, nintendo are still faggots
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I never understood why Japanese gamedevs are so protective of their development process (in the form of debugging tools, development tools, engines used, beta versions of things, etc), compared to western studios (ie the rockstar leaks and them going "eh who cares")
Personally always find that kinda thing fascinating because it shows a little look into how it was actually made, that it was made by people doing just normal development work and all the hoops they jumped through to put that passion in. Is also why I leave it in in my stuff. Unless it gives an in game advantage of course but beyond that, why care?
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>>566583904
the pokemon rape story is probably why they don't like stuff getting out
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>>566583352
reup
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>>566583904
read japanese laws
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>>566587507
don't care I'm not japanese
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>make sex
>never follow up on sex
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>>566604039
>barely even use sex
I genuinely wonder why they even bothered making fuzzy takos
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>>566604141
tradition, Raiders will have Salty Takos
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It's Laura Yokozawa's birthday
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>>566605668
cute
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>>566604141
Honestly i think the plan was to use fuzzy takos in the crater and then switch out for a new enemy type in alterna proper. Probably machines. But something shifted and they just kept octarians the enemies the entire time.
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>>566615293
gas all footniggers
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>>566618364
You lost
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gas all fatfags
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so why is kold stealing from snakehand now? is it because he's jealous hes popular and well liked where people play with him when he does open lobbies meanwhile everyone hates kold so much they quit pbs?
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>>566622309
snakehand is awful anyway
Nigga can't aim
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Stop giving attention to it
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snakehands shoved me in his locker bc i played bad
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>>566622849
snakehands would destroy kold in a 1v1, he destroys him in pbs anyways judging from all the bitchposts kold makes kek
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>>566623089
Snakehand's woomy kissed my weyyos forehead for trying his best.
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>>566623089
snakehands invited me to play open and then didnt say ggs when we were done playing and also didnt draw my woomy
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snakehands played the game with me and I had a lot of fun
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snakehands clipped me squidbagging yebs and weys and I got cancelled.
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does this person listen to kpop
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>>566618703
Not a foot fag, but i now kinda want to see art of a squid balancing stuff on their square toes.
Not sure how to frame the scene.
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anyone wanna play some open?
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>>566630254
AAAAYYYYEEE, it's the squigga! Sadly I cannot.
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>>566630254
is the offer still available? i'd like to play
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>>566633027
yep, opening soon
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>>566633115
Full?
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can we play the good map now
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>>566633962
nope, was in a game, opening now
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>>566628193
Pretty sure I'd still love to see something like that even if I wasn't
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THIS WAY
OUCH
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>>566634320
I would like to join too
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>>566635551
opening
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lmao ez
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GGs open
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GGs openers
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I wanna play more that was too short.
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great matchmaking nogami
ggs open
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>>566638265
dang, I would if I could
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>>566638265
i'll play for another hour i guess
open
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>>566638484
Ah I queued into a series game, I'll join after.
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when patch notes
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>game hangs on the nametag screen to long
>get two dcs 10 seconds into the match
20$ AUD a year
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>eliterfag doesn't know how to position with his own weapon
Typical.
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last match
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ggs a
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ggs
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>>566644364
Good woomveems
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>>566645074
they should kiss
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>>566645074
There's a bad woomy on the right.
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These hairstyles are too chaotic.
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>>566648069
you voted for this
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>>566648069
Why did the Veemos get all the creativity?
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>>566648069
i hope these make the jump to 4 (or by some miracle get backported to 3)
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>>566648069
say "thank you Frye"
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guys look a bad woomy
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bad woomies are good woomies
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>>566648069
A game without flops is horrifying.
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>>566659450
the price we paid for asking for better veemstyles for so long... the flops... they have...
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>>566659450
Kinda hard to keep optimal flopper floppiness in such inhospitable conditions.
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>>566654268
thank you fwye
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it's her birthday
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>>566662942
happy birthday maam i rape you forever
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>>566648069
this game has gotten uglier with every installment
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>>566663451
shit taste, wooms peaked in 3
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>>566663451
retard
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aynone wanna play some open?
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>>566664024
sure
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open 2/4
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>>566664541
i’ll try
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>>566665054
just had a dc, reopened
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name a more iconic duo than mcdonalds wifi and dynamos
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>>566665837
Nintendo and online
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CASTRATE PENCILNIGGERS
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>>566665837
fat veemo and mcdonalds
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>>566665183
Any space?
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>>566667271
yep, opening
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>>566666959
But I play a white ceph.
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>>566663451
They hate him because he spoke the truth.
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great mode
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1king fish at rot?
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>>566669478
yeah
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>>566669478
ill do a king
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I'm in my, as the squids say, dead weight era.
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If I wear hypnoshades I can brainwash myself into liking this game again
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ggs open
>>566670671
real
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GGs operation
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>>566669549
>>566669570
woomin up
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BGs (I wasn't there)
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GGs open.
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GGs openers
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>>566671256
a nigga was so awful
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>that match with the clan and pencil
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.52gal is the best weapon in salmon run
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>>566671248
Knock
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>>566671751
It's full.
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>>566671751
chopper's full
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>>566671936
>>566671958
Okay.
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mom says it's my turn with the woomies
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>>566671187
FAT
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>>566672446
booping this octo's nose
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>>566671742
>middling dps single-target
it's ass like most shooters
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>>566672998
but it has the most optimal damage value aliasing for peak ink efficiency
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>>566672446
here's your woomy
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>>566673268
ink efficiency doesn't matter if your fish deletion efficiency is ass
single-targets are only ever good for raw boss-shredding dps, but .52 has standard shooter dps and just can't cut it through the hordes of trash with anywhere near as much efficiency as anything with damage inflation, even something as bad as inkbrush
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>>566674141
wrong
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carbon roller should not be able to throw bombs within 1 second of swinging (before OR after)
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ggs fsh
>silver megalo
naisu
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ggs 1kingz
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GGs runners
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>>566668475
right is better
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funny fish, STUPID fish
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>>566675359
incorrect
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>>566676621
Read >>566676621
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please stop trying to diminish woomy silly gooberishness
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>>566605668
Speaking of her is she doing anything for Raiders?
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I think big man might be on ozempic.
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>>566675491
Was it stuck? or just out of bounds from trying to hide in that pool of green ink?
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what the fuck
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>>566681696
Restart your console every other week squigga.
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evil splatoon 3 be like: here's a map without a pole.

>>566681696
GPU needs a nap, turn it off fully and on again.
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>>566680184
It was out of bounds. It dove into that corner and then magically appeared next to the edge when it was resurfacing. Looked funny.
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>>566682606
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>>566682186
I see, yeah fish does look funny
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It's 6 AM but I don't wanna sleep. Nyooh.
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>page 10
It's so over.
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THE GREAT ZAPFISH HAS BEEN STOLEN
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>>566674407
carbon roller should have its hitboxes slashed to become a technical weapon again
but it can't because 3's powercreep ensures that even the most capable technical weapons get left behind in favour of easier stuff that's just as capable, so they either don't touch them or make them braindead
>>566674349
clearing trash is by far the biggest non-universal ammo sink in the mode
and shooters not only can't get extra value out out of their shots, they are also some of the only weapons in the mode that did not get ink efficiency buffs (or any buffs, really)
even rapids and inkbrush, some of the weakest inflators, positively MOG .52's capacity for trash clearance because they only need to hit two fish at once to break even on both speed and efficiency (they hit more than two fish at once), and their range and mobility respectively let them get to fat targets quicker and safer to compensate for shooters' raw dps advantage
the only shooter-likes worth shit are daps (not sploosh because daps are only okay-ish against trash when rolled into high fire rate mode and sploosh can't roll so it's always 15f per chum, barely any better than baisic shooters) and non-standard splatlings (bap, hydra and edit, everything else is dapples with charge time so worse dapples), and daps are still subpar compared to something like a blaster
the dps on baisic shooters isn't even that much stronger than on the good weapons, if you really want things to see fat fucks get deleted from being looked at, there are single-target dps monsters that are just as inept at handling trash but melt through meat, like .52's own big brother
and utility isn't that good either, 2-liners are survivable and have decent paint but both of these can be found in both better weapons or/and in more extreme capacities
shooters are objectively the weakest class in sammin, some shooters are even worse (lol nova) but .52 is not much better
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what if nova's gimmick was that shots have very mild homing
slow them back to standard speed and don't change damage, just make it weak but very consistent
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>>566707414
how could you possibly imagine that'd be a good idea with the latency between players
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>>566707414
It really needs anything. It's so plain it feels like it came two games late.
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>>566709634
it would've been shit in splat1 too because it's pretty much a straight downgrade from dual squelcher and l3
and that's before we consider that it doesn't have fucking kits
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>>566710179
Annaki sorta did for the month that inkjet was on top.
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>>566710432
inkjet has been a second rate trizooka throught splat3's entire lifespan, even in its fotm guranteed 2-shots patch, and having a non-spammable sub on a weapon with nova's efficiency is a waste of the one good stat it actually has going for it
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i don wanna play
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>>566717135
Then open your switch joycons and swap out the sticks for TMR sticks.
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>>566718201
>destroys the accuracy
nothing personnel
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>>566717135
then draw a woomy
very floppy woomy
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octopus-y tattoos
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A special kind of massage where woomies and veemies slither over you in swim form!
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>>566726728
This seems like a massage only really fat veemos can do. The average woomveem is too light ot apply any pressure.
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Y'know I only just watched the Raiders trailer for the second time, looks like you can freely select your weapon. My biggest complaint about SR and the campaigns is not being able to just use whatever I want, glad we're done with that
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>>566729907
i reckon itll probably let you free select in most stages, and then maybe challenge stages (like we saw with the squid rings) will have an equipper? that seems reasonable
i like trying weapons but i know multiple people who like SO/SR only when they get to play their weapon
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>>566729543
Actually, how heavy even are woomveems? Somehow it feels like swim form is lighter-weight than inkling/octoling form
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>>566731036
It's not that they look lighter it's because most fanart depicts swim form as smaller when they're actually the same size as human form. regardless human form would be better for a massage from an average weight woomveem because of the points of contact being the feet where if it was swim form all the weight would be distributed like a weighted blanket and not target specific areas.
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woomveem sounds
>>>/wsg/6146765
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>>566731660
i hope raiders introduces even more new woomveem noises, i didn't hear any new ones in the trailer...
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>>566731660
life is good
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I wish there were molotovs as a sub
>inb4 toxic mist, sprinkler, possibly even burst bombs
I mean I GUESS…
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>>566737219
>works similar to a burst bomb but deals 25 damage over 3 seconds
could be interesting
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what was a bigger waste of dev time? Fuzzy Takos, Fizzbangs, Side Order
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>>566737981
side order because it was repetitive as fuck
the same ~45 minutes of gameplay but slightly different each time is lazy design
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>>566737981
this post
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>>566737981
Fizzbangs should've been a new sub.
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>>566737219
stop guessing and learn to control space with mists
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>>566679534
Yeah.
She's voicing Frye.
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>>566737981
didn't side order take like 2 years, the others probably took like a few days
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>>566739245
It likely started as soon as the final fest ended.
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>>566737981
>it's another "people who know nothing about game development pretend to understand game development" episode
i hate reruns.
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in an alternate universe where order won, raiders is the mildly disappointing dlc campaign for splat3, while side order is a standalone masterpiece of the rogue-like genre
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>>566739771
you don't need to understand game development to acknowledge bad results
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retard
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>>566739776
If order won, side order wouldn't exist.
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>>566740331
uhm
based
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i still dont understand how the english localization has the blatantly wrong "We can hold more Fizzbangs!" line
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>>566742175
But it's correct? You can hold more fizzbangs.
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>>566742510
no, it's always seven
rather, the amount you get at spawn and from splats goes up by one each time
first minute you spawn with one and get one for each splat, second minute you spawn with two and get two for each splat, last minute you spawn with three and get three for each splat
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>>566739771
uh ive been developing my game for 12 years though?
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>>566737981
fuzzy takos were a requirement and the designwork was probably already done by just the nature of the worldbuilding, at the point the artists were told they'd do fuzzy octarians they probably already started thinking about how it'd make the takos look, and they did get use
fizzbangs won't have costed much development time to implement or model but add thematic value as well as giving something new and fresh during splatfests, even if it doesn't actually do anything ingame, a lot of splatoon's power is in worldbuilding and theming so it's got more than enough value there
side order surprise surprise is generally liked, allowed them to tie up a lot of loose ends in OE's story, allowed them to give a good bit more characterization to OtH, and even if you only want to talk about pvp game design likely has a lot of valuable telemetry on what people like in weapon behaviour and what they don't
gamedev a lot of the time is about finding balances between iterating and throwing shots in the dark. you want to keep things new while also inventing a new place in your genre better than any local maximum you might iterate onto
anything that gets people talking, hyped, keeps people interested, has details people can latch onto and fall in love with, it has value yknow
you might not enjoy any of these mechanics, but i'm not sure if you're aware of whether they've still had the power to keep you along for the ride, they might've. or maybe not, everyone's different. but if you ask a general question you have to get a generalized answer which states nothing is really a waste of dev time
something is only a "waste" if nobody sees it AND your team didn't learn anything from it
as a bit of context, i work in gamedev. i have seen an entire gamemode fleshed out into 100+ selectable abilities all balanced against eachother only to scrap the whole system. was it a waste? no, we got a lot of valuable testing data and knowledge of the genre we sit in and where we belong in it
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>>566744562
the fact that the first thing you said about side order is related to plot invalidates the rest of your wall of text
gameplay sucks, thus waste of dev time, always, with no exception
if you are in gamedev and don't see value in gameplay being as good as it can be, quit, nobody should be playing your fucking games
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>>566747746
but it's clear the devs learned the right lessons from side order's blunders for raiders, it wasn't a waste of time
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>>566747746
im in gamedev but not in game design, so it's not entirely my expertise, i should've clarified, so i'm generally inclined to bring up things other than the pure gameplay as well because imo they also matter
but i did mention the game design of it, did i not? and in the wider world the general opinion of it is "fun but needs more content", i'm not sure how that really clashes with what i'm saying or how that makes it a "waste"
my point is moreso that "waste" is a tough thing to quantify because a) anything that enriches the game or even just keeps it fresh and content flowing is value, and b) the amount of things thrown away in R&D is insane
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>>566744562
Fuzzy takos barely being in the game make them a waste. It's like when games introduce a new control scheme for one stage that's shorter than a minute, like why even bother? you spend longer making these things than any player will ever spend even looking at them
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holy fis JULY 23!! i just heard the good news
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>>566731660
would’ve been better without the octo
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>forced meme
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>>566754223
kek the m0rmon had to force himself into the video
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I wish woomy had a rail shooter
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First thing we need to do is kill the guy who says "3 is good just by the fact it has rolls".
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>>566755539
Octavio is attacking Corneria! (again).
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>>566755775
But it is.
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>>566755775
It isn't good, just better than the alternative (deader AND plays worse).
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The beauty of splatoon is that given the depth the setting has, you could theoretically make a bunch of spinoffs that don't adhere to the standard game mechanics like say an ika ika revolution rhythm game spinoff.
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>>566754687
Time for warm weather veemos
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this game is for pedophiles only
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anyone wanna play some open?
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>>566759974
i'll play to the hour.
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open 2/4
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>>566755775
it is though
2 feels like shit to play
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Truth is the first game would have died in one week if it wasn't for woomy. Gameplay doesn't matter as long as there is woomy. We all play to this day because of woomy. Praise be to woomy.
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>>566763135
Your not wrong the woomers and the veemers do make the game much more enjoyable and keep you playing far longer than if the game lacked them.
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teammates like we've been getting realy make me hate rainmaker
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>three gold
>no bump
whaddafug
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>>566763506
Seems like someone else wasn’t playing to their true potential.
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lol
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>>566763723
the person next to me bumped someone else...
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>>566756972
on one hand, yes, there is heaps of potential, on another, what's the point of splatoon if you don't use its core mechanics?
instead of "ddr but woomy-skinned", you should be thinking "what other genres can work with splat's turf mechanics?"
imagine a splatoon turn-based strategy or a splatoon racing game with inkable ground
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last match
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ggs SH
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GGs k
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>enemy team is 2 carbon rollers, range blaster and e-liter
the cancer gang
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>>566762646
I love maids
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>>566762646
those inksacs are getting to big she needs to play more turf war
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It is done.
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If anything, woomveem ink sacs should be larger in general.
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>>566769521
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>>566770101
continue pressing ZR until I hit S+20
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>>566769772
true
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>>566766874
in terms of paint, they have no paint
i'm usually not a big fan of curb-stomps, but demolishing low turf comps brick by brick is a lot of fun
an unstoppable, triumphant march towards inevitable victory, assuming you can prevent your teammates from feeding of course
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>>566738391
It’s not an inability to learn/use toxic mist it’s the lack of a traditional molotov
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>>566778276
it serves the function
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yebbys?
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>>566779786
Tako eyes?
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Short open?
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>>566780669
ill play
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>>566780854
Aight, opening up.
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>>566780963
Knock
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>>566780963
Knock^2
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>>566781298
>>566781135
Opening.
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>>566780669
why is her head small
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Damn I missed open..
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>I want pencil out of the meta
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>>566782745
ill probably play some more
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Cute bear woomies.
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i just kidnapped frye and made her my wife
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>>566782756
>snipewriter warps the meta around itself by providing safe backline paint, uniquely among the weapon roster
>oh, i know, we need to add more things that provide safe backline paint to make it balanced!
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I'm being genuinely terrible, sorry... (fuck all eliters and dynamos tho)
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>>566783279
bear ears vs. fish skull vs. judd ears
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GGs open, vblaster is literally cheating.
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GGs openers
I think I'll go for at least another hour if anyone else wants to keep going
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>>566784283
custom blaster went from a mild annoyance to the most braindead weapon ever created
and s-blast 91 still exists
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open 3/4
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GGs open
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GGs, sorry for being useless
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>>566784625
awwww boohoo :c
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>>566784472
I'll hop on if you got room
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>>566784472
I'll play till the hour too if there's room.
>>566784625
Don't sweat it, it's open. Meta's frustrating but playing with friends makes it bearable.
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>>566785245
>>566785260
theres 1 spot left, opening
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open full now, sorry whoever didn't make it
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>>566784468
Kit's stupid but the real problem is the main itself, you could pick the fucking beakon kit and still rape everyone in solo queue. Giving it nigh-shooter mobility on top of the indirects getting larger is way too much and it's baffling they only gave it 10 PFS as the only nerf.
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>>566784625
>1080p
Does everyone but me have a switch 2? its so expensive just for raiders and its even going up in price later.
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>>566785951
ram prices aren't likely to go down soon anon...
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>>566785951
i don't have a switch 2
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>>566785951
got mine at launch
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>>566785951
it's not that expensive lil bro
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>>566785951
That's a capture card bro.
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>>566786036
lol
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>>566786468
>frye fangs for no reason
>nails
>mole
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>>566786468
shiver growing out her hair is a good idea maybe i should draw it someday
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I refuse to sit in the cuck chair playing 3 while the rest of /ink/ enjoys the shiny new next-gen woomy game
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>>566786771
And inward suckers.
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>>566787181
Grind, squit, grind hard for the next couple months
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Damn I choked on that defense
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What's make you dash though?
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>>566788015
Same as other weapons hold down to charge?
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how long does the grizzco bulletin board stay up?
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>>566788574
Until the next big event I think
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>>566788015
Woomy don't miss Leg Day.
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Pussiest brush player of all time award
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>>566731453
ponder the aroma
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GGs openers, sorry i can't finish the rotation but im just too tired
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>>566784283
>>566762646
>>566754687
alright anons I will jerk off
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>>566789853
Understandable ggs woompen
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GGs (I didn't get in)
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>>566789853
>>566789928
GGs woomslice, sleep helps with splatting!
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>>566790239
>woomslice
okay gramps lets get you to bed
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>>566790328
My Grandpa said it was still cool!
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>>566783279
i would steal all three of these woomies
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Is open full?
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>>566792267
Open ended.
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Engagement Optimized Match Making
EOMM
WEOMMY
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I'm ready for Raiders
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I want to raid some squssy
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i NEED sex with squids
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I need to draw
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I need to pay more artists to teehee
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squid optimization matchmaking
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>>566797708
That is where we match by flop type
Just think about it an entire room of long floppers or a whole room full of flop shredders
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we still don't know what the raiders amiibo do.
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>>566799127
it makes big man real
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>>566799127
probably what they've done since S2
photo mode poses/extra gear
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>>566799634
Seems to be an error it didn't make Big Man real it make his dad real
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>flar
>flar
>flar
ngmi can I just win one before I go to bed
please
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>>566800047
You have to scan it upside down
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Did a youtuber make a video about tetras or something
I'm suddenly seeing them everywhere in every game, sometimes two on the enemy team
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>>566800596
Its probably just that phenomenon where everyone gets the same idea at the same time. I've also been trying tetras.
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bruh
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oh to fall asleep with woomveems lying on top of you like a weighted blanket.... Good night ....
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My woomy just found out her favorite mexican restaurant shut down. That flavor is now lost in time.
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>>566800801
Are you suggesting the morphogenetic field is aflux?!
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>>566800596
kold no one gives a fuck about what splatubers you watch and you stole chara sunglasses kek
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>>566800596
No but I did find drama posts on YouTube about the western side of splatoon. 60 page Google docs
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yep I'm groomin' woomins
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>>566807767
That's nothing new. The western splat community, especially the competitive side, seems to have someone new to ebin cancel all the time cause horny retards can't stop trying to groom minors.
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>>566808316
Wasn't one of these woomies supposed to be bleeding? maybe it was a different pic.
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>>566800872
the game tells you it's time, brother
pack intensify action and run speed (yes) and go learn the ways of gooberman
rule of thumb for charges, 40 is 3-liner range, 100 is squiffer range, 180 is boozler range, use the three modes of operation based on where the opponent is, using more than what you need is wasteful
60+40 bamboozles are your bread and butter for midrange keepaway, you don't lose momentum with short charges and rsu so you can outstrafe short-ranged guns, think wiper but with extra aiming and a bit less speed
charges between 60 and 100 are lemon charges, ok to use if you need a bit more time to line up your shot or you see someone with exact damage needed to finish off, but if you are past 70, you're not lined up and the opponent isn't gaining on you, go for a 100 for consistency
never! hold partials, only 100+ charges
go to recon to find good surge spots and general sniping locations to handle midrange and harass big arms with 100s and 180s, it might be a lousy sniper but it is still a charger, an apex predator class
torpedo is the perfect sub for goob both mechanically and thematically, and goob is super ink efficient if you don't stick to big charges, so use it more more more
torp bonk combos are strong for quick close encounters, but only bonk if pressed, use the missile mode more to make the opponent choose between dying to you now, dying to your torp later, or running away and dying to a 100-charge, think rapid deco but you can chase them down if they choose to disengage because your range grows faster than they can swim away
goob has splash's paint output with tapshots and missiles, and missiles are a perfect special for goob, so paint whenever you can
chant "bless ngmi" thrice for adding healthbars to make the task of judging damaged opponents to finish off with precisely portioned partials trivial
and don't forget to wear something very very silly, psychological damage is part of the deal so capitalize on it
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>>566810287
addendums
goob bamboozles are much easier than perfect 50-50 booz boozles, and faster than "naive" 67+33 boozles (nevermind noob full charge boozles)
goob bamboozles handily outgun wiper, the speed i meant is strafe
also chant to ngmi for adding a second ring for 100-charge, it's nice qol
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>>566808550
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>>566810634
also, with it being a charger, you get full benefits of short action, if opponent is gaining, hold the charge and just disengage, you have the freedom to
if it's a 100, save it, if i's a lemon, drop it but not immediately, opponents are tracking the glow and will have to switch to tracking a dimmer ink trail
holding sub-100 charges does not work because of the unsquid buffer, it not only takes time but it's also the one bit of long action the weapon is saddled with, you make yourself vulnerable for no benefit over dropping and going for a fresh boozle
don't even be tempted to hold onto a ~90-charge to turn into 100 after unsquid because charging more after holding is behind another buffer
hold is for big charges on distant targets exclusively
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No one asked
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Side Order is wikipedia’s featured article.
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>>566813493
For real?
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>>566812557
imagine a hypothetical
you're lounging on a sofa doing nothing of value on a quiet saturday day
your bro comes over, sits next to you and gives you a cookie
do you
a:
say "oh neat, thanks bro" and eat the cookie
b:
get suspicious and smell it first, it might be a ruse
or
c:
>No one asked
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>>566817889
is this a kpop idol
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>>566813493
it sure is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Today's_featured_article/May_13,_2026
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today’s featured woomy
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>>566808535
It's also that children nowadays see writing documents like that as a way to gain clout and/or settle interpersonal drama. Playing as judge, jury and executioner often in very larpy ways. Often doing more harm to any victim involved, especially in the rare occasion that something actually illegal happened and these people refuse to actually alert authorities because writing cloud documents is more valuable to them
The danger being that all of these documents potentially exist and might haunt people forever ... it's probably not good to settle playground drama this way ...
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>>566826795
I wanted yebby
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>>566826795
Requesting extended protection for this woomy
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>>566826795
Requesting extended protection from this woomy
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>19:48, 29 January 2022 Liz (talk | contribs) deleted page Woomy (Wikipedia:Redirects for discussion/Log/2022 January 22#Woomy (XFDcloser))
So cruel...
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>>566830019
A tragedy for woomy
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anyone wanna play some open?
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>>566838894
Yes!!!!
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Strongest! bestest! woomy is here
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>>566844108
Dumbest.
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>>566826394
nice we finally won side order veemos
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>>566799634
Can I kiss him?
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>team mate afks for a minute and a half periodically moving the controller
Dc and save me the loss next time.
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>>566847373
All of them
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>>566849748
at once?
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>>566849804
Yes
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>>566850904
based
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/ink/ there aren't any friendship bracelets in raiders
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>>566851541
the starter outfit is barefoot.
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>>566844108
Coldest feet in Inkopolis...
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i NEED shiver sph
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>>566850223
it's a shame this artist doesn't do commissions
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>>566855584
Every artist has a breaking point. Offer so much money that they can't refuse.
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>>566785260
It's fun playing together, yeah, I just feel bad that all the wins were despite me, and not with me (won't even say thanks to me lol). Putting my obvious dumb mistakes aside, it gets frustrating when literally everyone outplays and outskills me all the time.
>>566785951
>Does everyone but me have a switch 2? its so expensive just for raiders and its even going up in price later.
Depends on your priorities, but one could argue that it's worth it just for the improved performance in S3 (remember that they gimped S3 graphics on NS1 to make it more on par with NS2). Then your have Bananza which is very good, MKW which is fun, and Raiders soon. And other titles already released or coming up.
You could have saved up for it for a year or two knowing that it was inevitably coming. Over the lifespan of the console and the value you'll get out of it it's really not that much.
>>566786418
It's a screenshot saved from the native video capture.
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>>566850904
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>>566864535
Me in the middle
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has anyone ever looked into what their average reaction time is while playing
i just learned mines really bad
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I don't condone it, but I understand.
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>>566866272
He forgot to say "in Splatoon"
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>>566866272
was this armchairfag?
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>>566866272
>>566866815
this would be so fucking kino
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>>566866272
Of all the problems in the world this guy thought Nintendo priority number one.
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>>566866272
Sony or Splatoon.
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>>566866272
raiding nintendo to free the squids
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Would you guys pay $10 for a copy of Splatoon 1 to display even if you don’t have a Wii U? Or would you consider that retarded
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>>566864535
When Shiver & Frye are no where to be seen at base camp during Raiders this is what I know they are up too.
>IF the game was rated 18+ not E then ngmi could have left the sex cut animations in the game.
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>>566878053
i'd consider it retarded, but also make it known that i've spent far more on less
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>>566878651
we just need a nintendo megaleak to find the secret nude drawings the character designers definitely made of shiver and frye together
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>>566880018
I'm sure they have them lots of them. I also would not be the least be surprised to find out the team uses the those high end models that get used for the live for all kinds of lewds both images and animations of them.
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>>566878053
i bought a sealed copy for around 25 usd a few weeks ago
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>>566878053
Yeah. Ive bought games and never played them.
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>>566881559
i bought a little stack of games when i got my switch2 (last time i rly gamed was wii era) and i've basically only played splatoon of that stack...
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>>566880619
doing proper lewd animations is a good bit of work, but making nude versions and nude art makes sense for character design and understanding of the anatomy in general so i can see it happening on company time
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>>566883619
>lewd animations is a good bit of work
Your right it is but it would explain all the lets just add a pole to fix the problem for a map and why SO was so bare bones they spent all the time making porn with official models.
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>>566508649
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>>566890949
>yfw you played OE so much you can hear the train music in your mind.
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>>566894043
it etched the calamari inkantation into my brain just like it did eight...
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i'm in danger
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anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
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>>566895384
No, no I don’t think I will.
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>>566895574
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>>566895384
sure
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>>566895384
I'll play for an hour, or until I get mad whichever
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>>566895384
Okay.
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I see multiple people online waiting so someone's getting cucked from the room.
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Cool.
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Open is full
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>>566897370
Yeah I got cucked despite being one of the people who actually bothered to reply.
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>>566897413
I love it when that happens
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>>566897812
Ggs that was me.
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>>566897812
good i dont want to play with you anyway
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Marie said I can't play until I eat my pad thai.
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>>566898194
fatass
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>work meeting went overtime
>room full
fuck
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>>566898154
Based!
At least I'm forced to go draw my next commission work instead.
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>>566897812
>>566898698
2nd room?
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i have forgotten the ways of the blade
i bring great shame upon my ancestors
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>>566897413
>0 skill weapon user bragging about getting kills at point blank
wooooooow
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>teleporting splattershot
fun
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>>566898670
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>>566898809
>>566897812
Room up if you're actually interested. Can go until hour or so
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Fucking Hiro fucking with captchas again, it takes forever to post from a browser
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Remove blasters from the game, absolute horseshit
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^ this but splatanas
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I HAVE NO GAMEPLAN AND I MUST REEFSLIDER THE ZONE
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>>566900081
blasters are balanced in older games because you take place of a shooter and lose out on paint by picking one, you can win more fights but you can't capitalize on them, and if you don't keep winning you'll get pushed back
blasters are not balanced in 3 because everyting including your backliner shits out paint
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Can you play better?
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GOOD
what a miserable map
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>>566895080
LMAO run while you still can, anon. They can't catch you if you hide in a hidden alleyway.
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>Brinewater/Humpback zones
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i hope they are furious
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GGs open
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>>566810287
I can't aim for shit, chargers are not for me
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GGs foxpen, fun despite those awful stages
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GGs p and s

open 2/4 if anyone else wants to join now
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>>566903173
I'll hop in for a minute.
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>get 3 wins in a row with the same team in series
>in queue for the 4th
>the rest of them get dropped and I get put into solo queue
>4th game is a massive flar
I'm noticing
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>>566903210
opening
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>>566903394
PUT ME IN COACH
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>>566903389
Stop noticing!!!!!
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1king fish now or later?
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>>566903718
Later. I'm trying to get into the snakeden but it's not showing
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>>566903805
Want to play at rotation or even later?
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Buckets are nigger weapons.
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>>566903995
At rot should be fine.
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there are few things i hate more than exploniggers on humpback
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>>566903139
that's fixable with some practice
pick any shooter and consciously aim to hit first 1-2 shots every single time you pull the trigger at someone
you'll build up consistency fast, and if you miss it's not a big deal either, shooters can generally afford to spray a bit
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>>566904047
Ok. I will make fish woom at rotation.
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>>566904142
>that's fixable with some practice
Apparently not for me because I've been splatting my toon since 2017 and still have dogshit aim, no matter how many times I've tried to play shooters
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My woomy's air fryer died.
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air-headed frye
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>>566904313
playing isn't practice per se, take note of bad habits you might've gained
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Alright I'll switch back to the mask next game.
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>>566904509
Good, air fryers are a scam anyway. (they're literally just a regular ass oven, but small enough to fit on a countertop)
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>>566904313
try playing more proactively rather than reactively
you'll aim better if you have more time and agency to put your aim down
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they have got to nerf heavy paint holy shit
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I'm sorry but as long as AoE remains viable, let alone top tier, this game will be garbage. If you main a blaster, roller, slosher or stringer I will not respect you as a person. Play a real weapon and learn to fucking aim.
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>>566906695
this but only for blasters
the only weapon type where you are rewarded for missing
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splatoon 4 when
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B&. Go on without me.
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>>566906983
ggs B
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>>566906934
2029
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>>566906695
agreed
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>>566907079
splat myself
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>>566907049
Did we win that one at least?
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>>566907216
yessir
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>>566907216
Yes
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this you?
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They're stalling splatoon 4 until frye's sisters are of legal idol age. Please have patience.
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>>566907419
Me on the right.
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Splat 4 should have 4 idols but each splatfest be two teams that the idols get randomly assigned to
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ggs foxfriends
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GGs openers
very fox very fun
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Fish woom 2/4
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GGs open.
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i must train in the mountains for a thousand years before i can truly master the blade
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GGs open. I wish I was there.
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i wish splatoon's single player had a gimmick where your tank was 3 times as big as in multiplayer, but you could only refill it at checkpoints
i want resource management in my shooters
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>>566906695
blasters's aoe is not for not aiming, it's to kick you out of cover and into the open
luna splats in 40f with indirects, you can outgun it with jet squelcher
fucking do it
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>>566909276
>luna splats in 40f with indirects
In 40 frames from the luna's point of view
from the victim's point of view it's way shorter and like most blasters, if you're hit with the first blast you're fucking dead unless you were already swimming in the opposite direction at full speed
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>>566909276
Yeah because any blaster worth their salt is going to be holding ZR in the open like a total retard.
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>>566909445
>from the victim's point of view
if you give up initiative, you'll get slammed by a charger point blank
what a novel concept, huh?
if you don't want to die, either fight or avoid fighting, meandering will get you killed guranteed
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>>566908293
>not wearing a blue shirt this woomy hasn't fully assimilated yet
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>>566909654
>but what if (completely different scenario)
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There's never such a thing as an advantage state when every engagement resolves in at least a necro trade.
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>>566909759
that exact scenario
if you let anyone take initiative on you, you will likely lose the engagement, regardless of the weapon
just because blasters can have it easy and tilt you for that doesn't mean you will fare any better without them in play
a shooter will kill you in the same situation all the same
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what i'm saying is, don't be a victim
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ggs easy king kill
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>>566910817
GGs fishbud! High egg count and a quick king!
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>>566908057
>>566908149
>>566908214
GGs open, thanks for the fun matches!
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I swear to fuck, carbon rollers are more accurate with vertical swings than jap e-liters
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eniidTEci2Q
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>die
>teammate kills him but doesn't hit their beakon
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>someone else knows how powerful sprinkler is for breaking rainmaker
based
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>>566914034
>teammate dies
>kill the squigga that killed him
>he doesn't booyah for me
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I really don't know how you're supposed to learn gamesense. As in, knowing where people are, when to engage, when not to, what fights to take, ...
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>>566916048
It just comes with experience
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>>566916048
you sort of just take it in bit by bit while playing, just have to keep playing more
if you see anyone do particularly good in a match, watch their replay and see what they do differnetly than yourself: in a general positioning sense, when they engage, when they run, etc
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>>566916130
At how much experience do people usually start getting it... I'm 450 hours in now
Though I guess I have not much prior pvp experience
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>>566914034
>owner kills enemy
>owner gets killed by different enemy
>enemy owner killer doesn’t destroy me
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>>566916573
almost 3000 hours and I'm the stupidest /ink/er
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>>566916048
you look at the map and predict enemy movement while planning your own
btw you should only look at the map for 3 secs or less
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comfort a woomy
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>>566916573
I have almost 10 times your playtime and not even I feel confident in my own game sense. The good players here have been doing this shit for over a decade across all three games.
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>>566916048
where people are is just baisic awareness. just keep them in mind. there are only 7 dudes to track split into two groups that largely can't leave their territories, you can handle some extra parralel computing.
the replays are the best thing 3 added to splat. rewatch them from time to time, particularly note two kinds of situations- ones where you feel everything fell apart to see where you could've done something differently, and ones where seemingly nothing happens to see where you should've been to not miss the action.
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no fish, just wanted to post
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>>566928661
>ifunny
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>>566930816
if woomies were real they'd get their memes from ifunny and 9gag
4chan would be cool hacker veemo territory
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>start game
>MM against japanese
>close the game
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this was [manmenmi!]
i'm making a [woomy!]
[hee-hoon!]
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It’s good Mechanic has a hammer and not using the backend of an axe to hammer in nails.
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Some Japanese preorder bonuses.
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Can I not be put into laggy Japanese lobbies for once for cod's sake. I swear 99% of my soloq games are all Japanese.
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>>566935451
skill issue
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man, splatoon 2, that was a good game
i still miss moray desu
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>>566939090
sometimes I forget how short tim really is
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>>566922517
i need a comfort woomy
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I wonder how many hours raiders will end up being. At the very least it needs to actually be replayable.
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>>566939475
i think it's morally right to be into loli if you are a manlet
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>>566935284
man, I'm jealous of how much merch the Japanese get for splatoon, even if this seems pretty low tier compared to all the fun stuff they get
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>>566939910
I need to be comforted by a woomy...
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>>566906695
>most specials you see are basically automatic or 1-tap = insta kill aoe
This game is made for retarded cripples that can't aim in general
Truly the accessibility-conscious shooter slop
Also chargers don't actually have to aim or *charge* either
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>>566944176
Not only that but how many win buttons also have armor? If they can't take the game seriously I certainly can't.
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>>566939270
b8
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This game would improve drastically overnight if all indirects had their hitboxes nerfed into the dirt
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These are the people crying about clash blaster.
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we're not getting anymore Raiders news until june, I guess
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>>566955617
who cares? game releases in july, why do we need spoilers
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>>566957329
>news is spoilers
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>>566957454
the release is all we need.
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>>566957454
yes
we know plenty of information about the game
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anyone wanna play some open?
probably will only go till the hour unless i don't have to go
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>>566957779
I can until the hour.
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>>566957859
opened
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>>566957779
I can join too
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>>566957779
me three
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>>566958414
>>566958465
reopening
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>>566957727
we don't know shit about the clothes situation, we don't know if we're getting more than just the basic set of weapons, we have no idea what the gameplay loop is, don't know how the mech functions in co-op, we've only seen 2 gadgets, etc.
There's for sure gonna be a dedicated direct too
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LOL
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lmaooo
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lol lmao!
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Lol
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>can't win without their crutch map
embarrassing
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tristrike spammers in shambles
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>>566904058
this but on any map
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3 times
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I hope they are as upset as I think they are
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i need to take a ~10 minute break after this game if you guys want to wait, if not GGs
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GGs open.
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you guys can do a match or two, ill brb
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ggs wompen that first game had me luling
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>>566961875
GGs f
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>>566922517
>Gives head pats and a seanwich
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>>566961875
how she do that
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oh, GGs openers
turns out i gotta do stuff anyway
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>>566955773
me on the right
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>>566961974
I really hate this artist and how they draw this veemo, can’t they draw her skinnier or even on model
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>>566965271
good for you
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>>566965271
veemo can have big ones as a treat
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fatfag fetishslop
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>>566965447
what is it about the tentaclinger earring that makes instant sex
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>>566965642
Speak english.
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frye chub after foodfest that lasts a day only
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>>566965770
Fat fetish garbage
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>>566965642
>>566965962
>that
>>>fat
this nigga has a fetish for anorexics.
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>>566965962
>that waist and neck
>fat
actual fatfags would be disgusted by this
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>>566965962
that veemo is the hourglassiest hourglass that has ever hourglassed what do you even mean
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Woomveems should have ink sacs that large by default.
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it's a children's game they can't have a boob slider ewwww
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>>566965447
>>566965628
>>566966092
>>566966313
>>566966403
It’s all a fetish and all of you are being willfully blind to the truth, just be normal
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rush near the end every fucking time.
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>>566966736
This faggot is still crying about fast threads.
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>>566966727
whatever you say schizofren
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>>566966727
did anyone refute that those are extremely big boobs
we're only refuting that she's fat because she clearly isn't
>just be normal
in the general about sexy sea creatures?
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>>566966727
Yes, I love huge tits. What about it?
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>>566967481
me too man
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>>566967053
she’s overweight
overweight = fat = unhealthy and disgusting
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>>566965271
kold avatarfags with that specific veemo constantly to the point i’m not so against koldschizo (ballin) harassing him. he could go after snakehands too to be honest.
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>>566966727
>just be normal
...Your on 4chan if we were casualfags none of us would be here

>>566967481
An anon of culture
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>>566967919
Idgaf about this
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you cared enough to reply.
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>see a gear thats used by an /ink/er
>try it for my own outfit
>all i see when she wears it is that other /ink/er and not my woomy
>never use the gear again
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>posting art is avatarfagging now
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if you see callie art posted here its kold check his twitter and youll see he retweets everything he posts here you didnt even play splatoon1
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