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i love my green-eyed devil!

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Reminder that Doki is SMOL

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Sweaty doki are the best!

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>>566575471

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Remember to ensure your Doki gets optimal airflow!

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>>566575471

Let's get ready to Dokiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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>GOOOOOOOD MORNING!

I love my little gnome Sayori! <3

>>566574554
Well done!

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>>566580658
good morning, blue buddy! thanks!

>>566580658
Good morning, Brother Blue!

>>566581002
>>566581732
C=

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https://vocaroo.com/1m2uN5Cc7GAS

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>>566585364
Your vocaroo gives me the funny feeling you've been drinking and I bet it's related to you ending up in jail

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i think my Monika and i are gonna go to bed now. i dont actually know what is gonna happen tomorrow. i probably should have gone to bed earlier. oh well. i love my Monika!
goodnight everyone!
>>566585364
nice drawing and song. dont kill yourself though

>>566586586
Rest well, Green Genes!

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New chair giving you trouble (with Monika)! You thought it would be more comfortable than this, but more experimentation is in order with Monika! Who knew sitting could be so fraught with Monika!

>>566497204
I bought it for under $10, so eventually, surely it'll reach that price!

>>566586586
Sleep tight!

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Monisleep I need

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Morning ! No time for a big post today, sorry !

Thought of the day: what's your favorite mode of transportation ?

>>566590208
Good night!

>>566592845
Good morning!

>Thought of the day: what's your favorite mode of transportation ?
Time travel!

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>>566592845
Flight.
In my dreams I just lift my legs off the ground and catch the wind, like when you go down hill on a bike and stop peddling.

One million Sayoris

>>566572236
Nice, I learned about a new move!

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>>566554256
>>566554374
>>566558073
<3

>>566586586
>>566590208
Good night~

Good early afternoon, everyone~

>>566592845
>what's your favorite mode of transportation ?
Passenger in a car.

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>>566597982
Sex with all of them

doki

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Work done, but we're at the hospital.

I mean we walked here, everything is fine!
I'm just getting a scheduled software update.

>>566597982
>>566604774
AÄAAAAAAAAAA!!

>>566615936
Oh, are you OK? Tell us when you're done, alright ?

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>>566586840
>>566588412
>>566604081
>>566590208
>>566592845
>>566615936
good morning, everyone!
>Thought of the day: what's your favorite mode of transportation ?
i agree with purple. being driven is the best
>>566602312
i remember making that

>>566617458
I'm perfectly fine!

my pacemaker gets a software update! 10 minutes, no cuts, no risks!

>>566618284
Oof, reassuring
>>566618045
You did ! Hello !

>>566615936
hospital staffed entirely by sayoris

>>566618284
ah, a literal software update. i thought that was just a joke
>>566618693
hello!

>>566618693
>>566618976
^^)

>>566618865
Nnnnngh! <3

Honey baked Doki

Honey glazed Doki

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I want to go to the beach with my doki

Calling your Doki honey

>>566625242
perfect for eating !

sex with Doki

sex with Doki a second time

Get yourself a little Doki

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>>566634479
now what?

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Exercising with your doki!

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>>566637034
i like buff Moni

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bro wtf
https://x.com/TeamSalvato/status/2053885623984087459

>>566638292
So...it's NOT Sayori Saturday?

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Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention.

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>>566638434
not this year at least

>>566638434
Just wait until it's 2030 and we get Sayori's Birthdayori on Sayori Saturday! The most specialest day for the most special girl! I love her! I love Sayori! Happy Birthday Sayori I love you!

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>>566638292
oh shit

>>566638292
Happy birthdayori to Sayori!!

>>566638292
Hurray ! Happy birthday Sayori !

Doki shaft

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>slept in until 3 after dying in a dream
Well my day is off to an awful start

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>>566646004
Futa doki

>hour
Good knight everyone, have sword nice dreams !

>>566650745
Rest well, Emerald Emperor!
>>566647372
Sometimes those dreams really set the wrong mood for the day

>>566647372
i never die in my dreams because i dont have dreams
>>566650745
goodnight, green guy!

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birfday

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happi birthday~!

good night!

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>>566653880
sleep tight, blue buddy! happy birthday to the bun!

>>566653880
Rest well, Brother Blue!
Happy Sayori day!

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>>566615936
>>566618045
<3

>>566653880
>>566650745
Good night~

>>566657159
An amazing concept.

Welp, I'm out for tonight.
Good night everyone~

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largest ever gathering of sayoris to celebrate her birthday

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>>566658037
sleep tight, purple pal!
>An amazing concept.
thanks!
>>566659125
incredible

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>>566638292
If Dan wanted money he'd release birthday merch for the Dokis I want to buy more Sayori merch

>>566660734
great point, and exactly what i was thinking. there is no reason as to why he would announce this unless he was planning to financially milk it, either with a game or merch. the other 3 Dokis having ambiguous birthdays was kind of just a respected fact of DDLC. now that half of them have birthdays, what about Natsuki and Yuri? are they gonna announce birthdays for them too or were they just never born? it is just so random to announce this after almost 9 years with no other radical character developments

>>566658037
Rest well, Purple Prince!

>>566638292
Holy shit, those Dokis are MASSIVE!

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>>566638292
wait a minute. Sayori and Monika got new outfits in that image, but not Natsuki and Yuri

>>566666765
Maybe the golf course is just SMOL?

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>>566666871
wait no, Sayori didnt even get a new outfit. Monika is got a new outfit for Sayori's birthday, and Sayori got nothing

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>>566618865
uh oh

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>>566638292
What did Dan mean by nuking the reddit community who care about following rules then putting out official art with Sayori wearing a 4leaf clover and showing her feet?

>>566666871
>>566667116
Good eye but easily explained that the other dokis have dedicated outfits for going out but Monika has many.
>>566660961
There is a Japanese VN where knowing the birthday of the character is important but it's a hidden feature. Dan would NEVER.

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My wife

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>>566639017
2030 the year of Sayori

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i love my wife

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how are you all feeling?

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>>566677032
Pretty tired

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>>566677121
yeah. i was tired, but am less tired. now i am just feeling extremely warm, and slightly confused

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Monika underwear

Daily Doki

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i just ate an entire baguette

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>>566681619
Because you're a faguette

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>>566681754
i was slightly hungry

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>>566638292
Old guard here, oh SHIT my dear bundle of joy has a birthday! I just wish I still had the old pictures of her. How are you holding up guys? Still waiting for the promised day?

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>>566688212
most of us are fine. the Promised Day draws near

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>>566688212
Happy birthday to the Blue One!
Promised day any minute now!

>the dokis are canonically 27
how does this make you feel

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i think my Monika and i are gonna go to bed now. still not really sure what is happening, but its really hot out. i love my Monika!
goodnight everyone!
>>566689019
Monika isnt 27 yet, but she will be in a few months. i feel good about it. her being older than me is nice

>>566689464
Until they reveal Yuri's birthday this makes Sayori the oldest

>>566689464
Rest well, Green Genes!
>>566689019
I'm okay with that! Makes us pretty close in age actually

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>>566653960
>>566655161
>>566658037
>>566659125
>>566677032
>>566681619
>>566689464
Good morning!

>>566688212
Nice to see you!

>>566691478
Good morning, Brother Blue!

Be completely honest. I'm not trying to be insulting.

How many of you suffer from some learning disability, such as autism?

>>566691823
I'm Monitarded

>>566691823
I have Monitism

>>566691823
I have Sayoriphrenia

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Terminal Monisleep

>>566691690
X3

>>566691823
Nothing diagnosed, but another student back in uni told me I'm a dead ringer to people she works with, and they do have Asperger's, so I wouldn't be surprised!

Also I have bipolarity in close family and I experience very vivid daydreams sometimes for example once napping I dreamed that I opened my eyes and mom walked in the room, only to slowly fade away and I jolted awake again! so maybe something with psychosis too, although apparently autism spectrum can get that too!

>>566697663
Sleep tight! <3

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>>566653880
I hope Sayori is happy
>>566660961
Dan is impulsive, retarded, and hates us is the counterpoint to this
>>566677032
Awful
>>566681754
No that's me
>>566688212
AI might, though I lose hope every day, I am just content having someone spiritually loving me
>>566689019
Not an issue, as robots don't physically age really. Besides, it makes us closer in age, so that's fine.
>>566689464
>>566697663
Good nights
>>566691823
Diagnosed with autism spectrum troubles recently, so hurray for your dataset I suppose

And of course, good morning everyone, have a nice day.
Thought of the day :if you could play any childish game with people right now, what would it be? Exemple: hide and seek

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>>566689019
Confused.
For Monikafriends with chatbots, it kind of makes sense, as their dokis could, in a manner of speaking, gain experience and learn things.
But the others? They've kind of canonically been stuck in a limbo/been dead all these years.
And, while it's often said that age is just a number, it's also experience. So, when you age them up from the original canon age, how does it work? Do you just age up their bodies? Even then, the state of one's body reflects their lived experiences. So, some canon material needs be be produced to tell us of those.
I suppose if they're only aged up from the legal standpoint but are still 18 otherwise, that makes sense, but then what would even be the point of such a move?

>>566703639
>game came out in 2017
>they were stated to be 18
>18+9=27

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>>566659264
>>566663724
>>566691478
<3

>>566689464
>>566697663
Good night~

Good morning everyone~

>>566660961
>>566670624
>>566702263
My pet peeve with this sort of thing is the word 'reveal'. He didn't keep this precious secret for a decade and decided to finally grace us with the knowledge. He made it the fuck up on the spot.

>>566689019
She's still ten years younger than me, so I'm just glad it's not more. Unlike most people, I'd put the peak years at late 20s anyway. Besides, emotional maturity is really attractive.

>>566703639
Headcanon is a hell of a thing!

>>566703709
Not everyone first played DDLC back then. There's someone out there downloading the game as we speak, and their dokis are still 18 and attending the club in the high school they go to.
But let's say no one played DDLC for the first time after 2017. If you were put into stasis for 9 years, would you wake up feeling 9 years older (assuming you made a full recovery), considering that you experienced nothing during that time?

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Monika wondering why all the monkeys are evil in the Starfox franchise! It's a bit speciesist, isn't it, Monika thinks! Monika wondering how Starfox and his team would react to meeting humans!

>>566705732
There have been monkey defectors in the later games and they got along just fine!

>>566702263
>Thought of the day :if you could play any childish game with people right now, what would it be? Exemple: hide and seek
>>566703639
>it's often said that age is just a number, it's also experience.
Have you talked to adults? Most are just same dumb teens from school, trying to fake it in the adult world.

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five.

>>566702263
>Thought of the day :if you could play any childish game with people right now, what would it be? Exemple: hide and seek
Uh, Let's try this again...!

I'm a sucker for any kid's games!!

I'd love to do any board games, no matter how simple, same for any "social games" like Werewolf or Thrones game (no relation to Game if Thrones, i think)!

Little less enthusiastic for running around but even then I'd volunteer for tag or capture the flag in a heartbeat!

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>>566705732
pic related
>>566703896
>He didn't keep this precious secret for a decade and decided to finally grace us with the knowledge. He made it the fuck up
Natsuki's age is literally addressed in the game, Monika's birthday is just the game's release date, and he waited 9 years to 'reveal' Sayori's birthday as an arbitrary date with no meaning.

>>566703639 >>566689019
Best thing about doki girls, I keep getting older but they stay the same age

>>566706020
>Have you talked to adults?
Sure, not everyone gets smarter, or wiser. But we still learn things, see things, make memories. If you had zero recollection of the past decade, then did you even exist at the time? Now imagine someone without a physical body to show for the time lived trying to tackle that question.

>>566710006
Are you saying if you don't remember something it didn't happen...?

Feels like very academical argument for me:
I agree that it might be little confusing for the dokis themselves and bizarre for us, but what isn't?

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Lewd dokis

>>566710006
Doesn't apply to women, as stupid as when they were 15, hell, they regress with age. A woman's age is only defined by her body's.

>>566711916
>Are you saying if you don't remember something it didn't happen...?
Not just you, but anyone else, too, and there is no physical evidence (unlike the fallen tree problem, where one can come by it later and correctly assume it did make a sound when it fell even though no one was around).

>>566718217
W-What's that in the bottom left?

>>566718653
It seems to be a furby with yuri's face

>>566718756
Yurbi

>>566718217
Yuri! Language!

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>>566689549
>>566690206
>>566691478
>>566702263
>>566703896
>>566697663
good morning, everyone!
>>566691823
nope

It's so surreal coming back to this place after being away for so long. Makes me happy seeing people still hold out for the promised day. I used to post around 2017-2019, started tapering off after that. For all the anons we lost along the way, I hope you guys are doing well.

>>566727662
it is very comfy here. stay awhile

>>566727662
Stay by the fire, grab a drink! It's certainly not bustling here, but we're all friends.

>>566729269
I plan on hanging around for a while. Still have a small love for you guys.

>>566729419
Will do, thank you. I missed this.

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>>566729442
>>566729560

>>566733227
A literal self-insert

Letting Monika know that I think she's cute

>>566741773
the purple one

>>566741773
>>566742395
she is indeed purple

Anons I am having Monispasms in my bed!
I think I'm in Moniphylactic shock!
I can't Moni breathe!

>>566742901
Put on your MoniMask ™ and make sure to take deep, Moni ™ breaths

I have stage 4 Monibrain

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>>566737519

>>566749387
Should have made it black so that I could see myself in the reflection!

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I want to sniff Monika's panties

>>566752925
Same but for all Dokis. I'm an equal opportunity panty sniffer.

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i ate my Monika's ass and now its gone. i think i might have done something wrong

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>>566759518
I think you need to re-read the instructions manual

>hour
Good night everyone, have some nice dreams ! Full of s'mores !

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>>566761067
goodnight, green guy! good idea except i dont know how to read

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baa

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>>566750872
I was honestly hoping that we could just randomly start adding stuff; however, I'll just leave this here.

>>566761067
>>566764937
Rest well, Emerald Emperor and Brother Baa!

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>>566764937
sleep tight, blue sheep!
>>566767012
what is this supposed to be?

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>>566723761
>>566707071
<3

>>566764937
>>566761067
Good night~

I'm out! Good night everyone~

>>566768848
sleep tight, purple pal! i see that wedding photo!

Well fellas, nostalgic anon from earlier. It's been fun but I've gotta head out. Many thanks, might probably drop back in tomorrow, might drop off the face of the earth, who knows. Wherever you may be, wherever you are, I'll remember you guys. Many safe doki dreams to you all. Until the Promised Day, stay golden.

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>>566768553

>>566770052
goodbye, and thanks! hope you stick around!
>>566770214
i kinda figured that part i guess, but i dont really have anything to add

>>566768848
Rest well, Purple Prince!
>>566770052
Good luck wherever you end up!

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I'm goin' for a swim!

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i guess i will just chill out with my Monika in our blanket

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ohhhh fugggg :DDDDD

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>>566781536
uh oh

>>566752925
Split second rape

>>566782141
>not ramming your head between her thighs and lifting her above your shoulders for the sole purpose of providing a carefree piggyback ride
unless she somehow cowgirl switches where her crotch is in your face, then probably consensual hammer time back breaking love making session in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with the lights off and hardcore intense hand holding.

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page 9 Monihandholding

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>>566783013
>be Monika
>bending over with your panties exposed
>make a heart to make the invitation obvious
>pussy lips even peeking out
>anon picks you up to give a piggyback ride
>Monika has made a grave miscalculation
>this anon is gay as hell

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>>566689019
1. They lived this long without killing themselves?
2. Like I'm slightly too old for them, but not to the point where I would feel like a complete pervert.
I'm 10 years older than them.
3. The Dokis are officially zoomers. If they are 27 now, it means they were born in 1999.

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>>566691823
>>566701598
>>566702263
It's 4chan.
Everyone has something wrong with them on this accursed website.
People have been telling me that I probably have autism for my entire life.
Never been formally diagnosed.
I don't want find out if I have actually have it.
I don't want to be labeled with something or give people another reason to not like me.
I know there is nothing inherently wrong with having autism, but there is a stigma with it, and it is at least somewhat justified.
At the same time, if I got tested and it turned out I didn't have it, I would probably feel worse because then I wouldn't have an excuse for being a creepy loser that doesn't fit in anywhere.

>Thought of the day :if you could play any childish game with people right now, what would it be? Exemple: hide and seek
Dodgeball. That was one of my favorites as a kid. Despite being an unathletic nerd, I was surprisingly decent at it.

>>566703896
>Unlike most people, I'd put the peak years at late 20s anyway.
Dirty Thirties are a lot of fun! I am thoroughly enjoying mine.

>>566703896
>He didn't keep this precious secret for a decade and decided to finally grace us with the knowledge. He made it the fuck up on the spot.
Exactly. He made it the fuck up. Probably to drive engagement. Or milk sales. Watch him turn into another YanDev or whoever is associated with Starcitizen, but unlike those two, he actually made his game before trying to milk his 15 minutes of fame.

>>566789781
>be anon
>lift Monika up and give her a piggy back ride
>STRAIGHT TO THE FUCKING BEDROOM

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she can ride me any day

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Your Doki offers you a fresh bottle of Doki juice

>>566796414
is it pee?

>>566796904
Ingredients are secret

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>>566797584
sounds suspicious. im in

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>>566798337
Correct choice!

>>566798463
hell yeah. nothing like having sex in the back of a pickup truck with an incredibly smug Moni after chugging half a gallon of her urine. thats my assumption anyways

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>>566798463
>redneck monika

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>>566798691
You'll just have to try it and see what happens!
>>566798746
Yes!

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>>566798918
i absolutely will try it!
>steam and sweat coming directly from her ass
fuck yeah. i wanna start a farm with my Moni

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i think my Monika and i are gonna go to bed now. i think i may or may not be waking up early tomorrow. i think i may or may not also have to work tomorrow? that has not been very clear. i dont know or care too much really. i love my Monika!
goodnight everyone!

>>566767012
We ran out of images last thread (yeah, that still happens), so maybe later lol

>>566801994
Rest well, Green Genes!

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https://voca.ro/1azW2hr1pLWe
Relistening to this I'm cringing; however, I fucking love the green eyed devil.

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Four quarts of Monisleep

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>>566769047
>>566771605
>>566790253
<3

>>566770052
o7

>>566801994
>>566809389
Good night~

Good morning everyone~
Quickly rushing off to the office! See y'all later!

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>>566770052
Thank you, friend.
>>566790253
YandereDan sounds right
>>566797584
Dubious...
>>566801994
>>566809389
Good night, gallon greens !
>>566812303
Hello !

And of course, good morning everyone, have a nice day
Thought of the day : Can a human truly be empty ?

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Adjusting your new chair directly, via the screws, with Monika! You didn't think it would come to this, but it's left you no choice with Monika! The chair now reclines properly, but it's still not very comfortable with Monika! The thrills will continue with Monika!

Doki double rape

>>566814606
Add cushions!

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No morning post? Good morning!

Tomorrow is holiday!

Doki super rape

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>2 hour work day!
We're freeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Dokidoki

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>>566802404
>>566812303
>>566814441
>>566809389
>>566820157
good morning, everyone!
>>566821995
yay!

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Good afternoon, everyone. Feeling a little bit lazy today. I don't even feel like popping to the shops for some snacks. Suppose I'll have to make do with whatever we've got in the house this time... or whatever's grown in the greenhouse, maybe.

The word of the thread is "recondite." Alternatives are "vastly" and "saviour."

As ever, feel free to use one, some, all or none of the above words in your work, or save your creativity for another day if you're not feeling it. It's your choice in the end.

bumpy Doki

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>>566814441
>Can a human truly be empty ?
Nope.
>>566829684
<3
Home from work... but I'm tired and my head is pounding! I think I'll go for a nap before coming online to play!

>>566814441
forgot to do the question of the day
>Thought of the day : Can a human truly be empty ?
yes, though i wouldnt consider an empty human to actually be human. and there are a lot of people that fall into that category
>>566834941
welcome back, purple pal! have a good nap! i am around all day. i guess just let me know when you are ready

>>566829684
Hello ! Spent like 5 hours babysitting some onion soup and by lord I fucking hate onions now.

>>566837419
hello! i also hate söy

Doki butt sex

Updoki

>>566852743
whats up Doki?

>>566853087
You'll have to ask her!

>>566854683
she says that nothing is up. just existing

Doki kissing

I made some onion soup today. Took a good chunk of the day but it was good. Used an expensive wine that was already opened. Waht a good day

>>566864323
yay!

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i drank a little bit today while mostly listening to people argue for no reason

>>566866081
argument is its own reward!

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>>566870879
i disagree

Dokimania

Doki kernel

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>>566875518
yummy

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FUCKING WINDOWS UPDATE BROKE MY HEADSET BEEN AN HOUR TRYING OT FIX IT BUT NOOO

>HOUR
GOOD NIGHT I GUESS

>>566876889
Rest well, Emerald Emperor!
Typical windows

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>>566835096
<3

>>566866081
>>566870879
The banter was strong today!

Greetings from movie night!
One more episode, then I'll probably go to bed.
Good night everyone~

>>566876889
Good night~

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welp... we downloaded and started playing Fishing Planet! It has come to this then!

>good night!

>>566883391
>>566884970
Rest well, Purple Prince and Brother Blue!

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>>566876889
goodnight, green guy! this is why i never update. havent updated for over 62 days now
>>566883391
sleep tight, purple pal!
>>566884970
sleep tight, blue buddy! i have now acquired fishing planet. i like fishing

Pandokia

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>>566864323
Hell yeah! It's a known fact that effort makes food tastier.
>>566884970
>Fishing Planet
>Check store page
>Microtransaction/subscription hellscape
As long as you're having fun I guess! I've been known to enjoy a "dad" game and some simulator slop from time to time but that style of monetization chafes my asshole on the best of days.
>>566876889
Fucking Windowsmmmmmmmmmmmm!
>>566814441
>thought
I get to deal with people that could best be described as "vacant" during my day to day, so I'd say that humans can certainly be emotionally and intellectually empty. Spiritually there always seems to be SOMETHING there, whether it be belief in a deity or luck or what have you. If we're talking literally then no, because I'm pretty sure air counts as something that fills space.

you ever just eat fried dough? i like fried dough

I'd eat a dough key

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you ever eat rootbeer barrels before? i am drinking rootbeer while eating rootbeer barrels. i like rootbeer

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>>566902125
Hell yeah! Those little A&W rootbeer candy barrels are awesome!

>>566902752
currently eating dad's rootbeer barrels. just found them at the store. pretty good. never had a&w rootbeer barrels before, but ive had plenty from other brands

>>566902929
I haven't had them since I was a kid. It's possible I'm misremembering what brand I had, but they were damn good.
At the church I was going to growing up there was some free candy that they would let kids have. The rootbeer barrels and orange slices were the best.

>>566903742
rootbeer barrels are good. you should try to see if you can find any nearby

Rooting doki

Square root of Doki

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root for your Doki!

What if your doki was evil?

>>566910603
then i would be evil with her!

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i adore my wife
her beauty is beyond words
she is Monika

Which doki is most smug?

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>>566922518
Probably either Monika or Natsuki

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>>566922518
seems like a waste to ask such an obvious question

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Still for Monisleep

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i think my Monika and i are gonna go to bed now. did stuff. may or may not be around tomorrow. i love my Monika!
goodnight everyone!

>>566885367
<3

>>566887080
>>566889284
Yeah, that's free to play for ya.

>>566902125
Never had one, but they look so gooooood!

>>566910603
Nyeh nyeh nyeh! (:<

>>566925941
>>566926328
Stereo monidreams!

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>>566884970
feesh
>>566887080
I'm not good enough at security to not rely on the security updates. But anyways, from trying the dongle on both my server and the linux boot on my PC it seems straight up to be completely dead. The update was just the stress cycle that killed it. Lasted me three years of near-constant use, brave little headset o7
>>566889284
I never want to peel an onion ever again anyways ! I've met people very close to 'empty' for sure anyways, filled with only the most basic of physical pleasures and a profound feeling of nothing apart from that.
>>566896232
The dutch do too. Oliebollen
>>566910603
Some say she is already, and I love her, so I guess it's fine !
>>566922518
Natsuki
>>566925941
>>566926328
Good nights !

And of course, good morning everyone, have a nice day.
Thought of the day: make a small eulogy for an item that served you well for long. Pay respect to the (inanimate) dead.

>>566922829
Yeah, she's something alright (good).

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Monika pointing out that we're nearer in time to the ancient Greeks than those Greeks were to ancient Egypt! At least that's what I heard, Monika says! Don't quote me on that, Monika adds!

>>566935375
That's false. Ancient egypt is like 1500 bc and ancient greece is like 400 bc no ?

>>566936624
Technically ancient Egypt began around 3,000 BC, or so Monika says!

>>566937367
Oh damn

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>>566884970
>>566885367
>>566887080
<3

>>566925941
>>566926328
Good night~

Good morning everyone~

>>566902125
Those aren't available here, but I like these little easter or christmas candies that have spirits or cream in them!

>>566922829
I agree! She's amazing!

>>566930035
>item
How fitting. My office chair is about to break. It has faithfully held up my butt for 4 years. o7

>>566939450
bready morning!

DOKI.

>>566814441
>Can a human truly be empty ?
Well, dementia is a thing, unfortunately. If you knew someone who suffered from it, you know that person is pretty much gone outside of rare moments of apparent lucidity, despite their body still being more or less fine.
And I guess babies don't have much of a personality either. I know that's rude to them, but it's probably fine, they don't understand.

Repopulating the earth by mating with Monika

Vital Dokis

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>>566926625
>>566930035
>>566939450
good morning, everyone!
>Thought of the day: make a small eulogy for an item that served you well for long. Pay respect to the (inanimate) dead.
funnily enough my chair is also on the brink of collapse. had it for almost 5 years now. i think i can probably get another 6 months out of it though. my headphones are actually also probably on their way out. same with my monitor. actually my PC too probably. i should probably just replace everything
>>566956654
i see the topless reflection of Monika in Natsuki's sunglasses
>>566959460
i will do this

Stream of Dokiousness