>Upcoming Events for 2.8 https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/163836 All-New Program 05/05 - 06/16 Operation: Save Bootopia 05/07 - 06/15 Ultimate Verdict Trial 05/13 - 06/01 Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 05/20 - 05/25 "En-Nah" Into Your Lap 05/27 - 06/16 "Spirit" Artist's Notebook 05/27 - 06/15 A look Into Ridu's Legends 06/01 - 06/15 Good Morning, Roscaelifer 06/06 - 06/17 Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 06/10 - 06/15 Return to Ridu: Together in a New Chapter 06/06 - 07/17
ya know, yiddy might not be a normal octo thiren who are more like splatoon octolings with tentacle hair, but yiddy's parents might've changed her thiren expression to have octopus tentacles as tails
>>566748985 I'm glad you asked. Finally someone asked. Women really are the devil Yidhari. They have everything handed to them from birth but are never ever satisfied. They just want more and more and more. These beasts have a way of deceiving you with their good looks before moving in for the kill and sucking the out of you from the inside. Destroying everything you know and love before they discard you like a desiccated husk and move on to their next victim.
Ah but you are not like that Yidhari. You are like an angel among demons. One of the few genuinely good ones, untouched by the degeneracy and entitlement of the modern foid...
>>566748985 I love Yidhari but I agree with >>566749095, if someone that you will never meet has an opinion you don't disagree with just let it go, focus on your happiness.
>>566749448 That's right! in the Roleplaying game RealLife™! And... what if fat people are helping keep the world in place? What if, without them, we would end up just floating away into the void?? We wouldn't want that!
>>566750539 you will soon be able to use steam wallet funds to buy poly. you can get free money on steam with cs for example. as well as buying items on the market and being able to sell them later for way more money a few months later
>>566750680 Buying and selling seems to much of a hassle since I have to consider what might increase in value. And getting "free money" in CS how does that work?
>>566751078 since covid hoyoslop is literally the most mainstream gacha imaginable have you been living under a fucking rock? who do you think fags like Hugo are made for?
>>566750654 I'm just an Ariaposter, and the other poster is the reverse Ariaposter. I've been Ariaposting for a while, until the other poster appeared and tried to take my place, but eventually he gained his own identity which is to reverse Ariapost. Mind you, he's not the Evil Ariaposter (I think), he's just the reverse one, he also seems to love Aria. >>566751610 Bibi! Thanks!
>Number 15: Bao bao stealing Ju Fufu. The last thing you'd want during your travels through Waifei Peninsula is having to sate Fufu's endless hunger, but as it turns out that might be what you get. A Yunkui disciple uploaded a photo anonymously to Inter-Knot showcasing the sly Foof. With the statement: "This is the Grim Tiger you feed at Waifei." Admittedly, she was adorable doing it. But that's even worse.
>>566750303 >literally NO ONE pulled for any of the limiteds from the top factions Is this the most liked or the most inoffensive faction poll? Performative ahh niggas
>>566752813 From looking at it, it seems like the poll asked for a score from 1-10 for every agent, and then factions got a score based on the average among their constituent agents.
>>566752813 >literally NO ONE pulled for any of the limiteds from the top factions Number three was Victoria Housekeeping, and Ellen was just sbout the best-performing non-VH banner we've ever had.
>>566751194 nta but online popularity polls like that are way more overrepresented by gays and women because they are the ones most engaging in these communities in loud, vocal groups.
Straight men tend to stick to themselves or very small friend in groups because large communities tend to become quickly feminized due to henpecking and shaming.
>>566753301 see also: ten+ years of the homoangels and fujo characters topping character popularity polls in granblue fantasy because the polling is done by respondents to a magazine and women buy magazines and respond to polls way more than men who simply vote with their wallet
>>566753493 This same pattern is seen everywhere. Don't take my word for it though, but it tends to reflect media in general. I remember shounen jump having an article about this many years ago when it came to them trying to cater content to audiences and finding out quickly that just following polls often had inverse results.
>>566753493 this has been known for decades in every social sciences field. women are way more likely to respond to surveys than men. Looking at banner performance is the only objective metric, surveys will always be dominated by homos even though nobody actually rolled for them
>>566753301 >online popularity polls like that are way more overrepresented by gays and women because they are the ones most engaging in these communities Aren't /we/ an online community? How many of us are gays and women in here?
Yuzuha tying Wise to a chair and making him watch her fuck Manato. Wise is crying because he wishes HE was the one getting analized by Manato. Yuzuha doesn't realize this.
>>566754101 >Aren't /we/ an online community? We're a loose association of anonymous posters that have no obligations or ties to one another in a public forum. There are no permanent identities and no poster here can be identified as an individual entity.
Its crazy how the downfall of ZZZ can be traced back to Yixuan winning. If she hadn't been so good, we wouldn't be seeing her design copy and pasted over and over again
>>566754515 >We're a loose association of anonymous posters that have no obligations or ties to one another in a public forum. There are no permanent identities and no poster here can be identified as an individual entity.
>>566754565 I think it's a combination of the vibe of the act and how they feel about it. A shitter would be someone that lets out a huge rippling boa with grunts and farts without feeling a bit of shame, while a pooper would be more controlled and refined one that makes sure nobody can smell or hear anything of it.
>>566754852 Despise the shit asian women are doing with their under eyes these days. I don't know what it's called but it's so fucking ugly and unnatural looking
>>566755178 It's just a false a lower lash line, they put fake eyelashes lower in their face then extend the eyelid margin with makeup. Asian women don't like have monolids or small eyes so they do this to make their eyes look bigger.
>>566755809 no it's the fake puffy eyebag shit, gooks and chinks love it because they think it's aegyeo but everyone else think it's gross. some of them literally get fillers injected to make them bigger, others just use makeup to exaggerate it and make them look bigger.
>>566755923 A multiverse is still predicated on the same laws of physics as ours. If you then argued that the alternate universe doesn't necessarily follow the same laws of physics as ours then you would also imply that biological impulses like lust do not also behave the same way. Then you would have no justification for jailing someone over it.
You must first ask why nature in this very universe allows for her to get pregnant and reproduce naturally in the first place.
To cut this thought process short you're ultimately going to have to separate our universe from any fictional one since our age of consent laws are about protecting real minors from predators who would take advantage of them, it has little to do with biology which is internal instinct.
>>566756710 Oh no no, don't get me wrong I have immense yellow fever and would marry basically any nonfat asian woman, I just hate the goofy shit they do with makeup
>>566756710 I don't really care either way but I wish you would just stay confined to /gif/ or /pol/ or /b/ instead of coming here with your retarded bullshit. Might as well just talk about foreskins or no foreskins, or 60fps is enough, or wireless mice or wired mice. I'm fucking tired.
>>566756710 Some /pol/fags believe really stupid shit about China so when they see obvious makeup they assume the cosplayer went through surgery when it's obviously just makeup. Then you have weird fucks like this >>566755987 who've never heard of makeup at all.
>>566756710 I have an extremely difficult time thinking the retarded TikTok trends and dances that Asian girls do are cute. Which isn't to say that I find the shit western girls do on social media cute, either, because I don't. But the Asian girls are obviously trying to be cute and it just comes off as cringeworthy.
>>566757434 Alright I recognize Beam from Chainsaw man at the top left, Chummer from Yokai Watch at the top right, Sharpedo in center, Ellen to the right, and Jonathan Jones in the bottom left. No idea about the other sharks.
>>566757697 This just goes to show how much of an impact clothes make. I would have never guessed Caesar has bigger tits than Velina. But the design of Velina's outfit emphasizes her tits so fucking much she looks like she mogs Rina if you don't have a chart proving to you she doesn't lol.
>>566757759 Surely 'Gong realizes that Aria can't actually grow up or change from how she is now because she's a soulless machine and she's just being cheeky
I will NOT fall for Remielle's seductive wiles. I will NOT be wrapped around her finger. I will NOT have sex with Remielle Dan. I will NOT let her steal my seed. I will NOT fall for the angel.
>>566758053 Do what that guy on Youtube is doing. Instead of trying to translate ZZZ agents to Mii faces, base it on the stylized cartoony art all the agents have. Big, simple shapes, clear lines, and all around much easier to work with. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noEUoi7JgWE
I have fallen for Ramiel's seductive wiles, been wrapped around her finger, had sex with her, let her steal my seed and fallen for the angel completely.
>>566755178 >>566755809 I dislike it to because when it comes to eyes I'm really sensitive. Looking at eyeballs with the veins in it is making me feel uncomfortable and I tear up from this unpleasant feeling. It's the same when I'm looking at those fake parts on the lower side of the eye
>>566748112 I don't know if you are playing her wrong but just because Hunter is fire weak does not mean S11 is a good pick. Wandering Hunter has the highest defense out of all bosses and is primarily made for Sheer Damage dealing agents. On top of that, S11 has no buff complementing her this rotation around AND Wandering Hunter has some weird interaction going on with S11's ultimate where she pushes him out of reach and fails to hit. This is M3/M1/M1 and even with this it's basically a total shit show, you'll score higher on literally every single other boss with this team.
>>566756970 China is the #1 plastic surgery consumer in the globe, anon. They pay their children at 18 to get monolid surgery because they're so insecure about it. You have no idea what you're talking about
>>566757310 If men as a collective had enough to ambition to will it into existence then you couldn't stop it. But without things like artificial wombs then you'd get a natural extinction event. You might still get a natural extinction event because every man with a relatively small amount of resources has the ability to reproduce. At the same time women are cut off from those men. So you would get more gender wars.
Maybe the solution is to use to create a special societal class of low value men but with extremely contrasting special privileges? "Yeah grunt you're fodder for wars with the Tyranids but you're the only ones who get to have your own personal AI sex maid(you can't reproduce though)" >>566757408 nah she's not real
>>566758494 >Wandering Hunter has some weird interaction going on with S11's ultimate where she pushes him out of reach and fails to hit Many such cases. She does this with shadow Jane too.
>self admitted to have no particular special skills or training >follows shungus into the miasma pit of certain death when she could have easily bailed anytime for good reason >fights the primordial nightmare alongside her without a fancy VH weapon, just grit and a greatsword >only shunguang gets the honors
>>566758679 Asian women are objectively superior sorry Jessica maybe if you lost 60 lbs and weren't morbidly obese you'd be half the woman the average Chinese girl is.
>>566757697 Cup size is Band Size SUBTRACTED from Bust Size, this is purely measuring bust size and not band length so it's a worthless measurement. Pulchra's look huge despite being on the low end of that chart because she has a wasp waist and tiny band length.
As a man who is told they can receive in game rewards for completing surveys, I then just click through the survey because I want the rewards. If devs are smart, they would have a flag for how long the survey takes on average, so someone who falls well below the time means they just wanted the goodies and thus that survey can be reasonably ignored. Women are MUCH more likely to sit there and hmm and huhhhh about things, but the only real way to get truly honest feedback is in a dual survey where people are asked to answer questions by themselves and then are polled in a group setting. The first part is to establish baseline bias, the second is to establish who is susceptible to group bias.
The shy girl who wants more characters playable like Pompey may say so on her own, but in a group where everyone says they want more Hugo builds she may waffle, the solitary answer tends to hold more personal weight and true choice direction.
>>566759669 He had a functional moveset and then I guess some anonymous chinese person had a melty about it so they completely tore his kit apart and recycled animations into other moves that dont flow or work well together at all so hes just shit now
>>566759669 Uncle Nigger here, Hoyo insider. S Billy is the great filter. The test for your account. Those who pass the test will not be flagged as metafags and will not get the [lose_all_50/50s] debuff applied to their accounts. You've been warned.
>>566759862 >>566759097 Nigga I told you how, just grab the models in the model viewer and calculate a rough sphere of the size of the tit, height, width and length, then with that you calculate the volume.
>>566759862 the true breast chart would use the actual formula for cup size, so you'd need to measure the character's band length which is hard since most of them are wearing clothes so it's hard to see exactly where the underbust starts. For characters like Nicole, Pulchra, and Burnice who are wearing tight crop-tops it'd be easier to estimate, but somebody like Yanagi or Evelyn you'd be guessing since they have a shirt on
>>566760003 but s billy is strong...he just feels bad to play >>566759840 >flow i mean it doesnt even look like you 'play' billy much... its like you press ex and the animation is so long that you just end up having to swap to something else
>>566755340 How old is Aria and why is she so dumb and airheaded considering she should be several decades old and is a robot. Aria should be interested in more profound things not fooling around with random kids
>>566759242 No, because then you'd have to argue why the game isn't 100% lolis. I've noticed these gacha games have been doing this trope often recently though. They give you flashbacks to capture the moe instinct then go full lust. At the same time if they did the opposite and made every girl pure lust then you wouldn't feel moe in the first place.
As opposed to lolis like here in ZZZ where it's a mix of neoteny and some secondary development that's enough to get a mixture of both moe and lust.
>win lucia on the first pity >Win her wengine on first pity >Lose the 50/50 after 70 pulls on lucia banners >Win her mindscape on the next 20 pull anyway Only shitty thing about it is that i got a lycaon mindscape
>"Junior, you're awake! Hm? 'Hollow Championship'? 'S Billy'? 'Return to Blazewood'? You're not making sense junior! Now get to your feet and grab some Char Siu, the exaltists are up to something again in Lemnian and it's up to Suibian Temple to stop them! I hope you're ready to pop some miasmatic shields!"
>>566760175 Breasts arent really spheres so if you are trying to be truly autistic about this you are going to need to figure out the breast formula and then bust out your calc III
>>566758494 Maybe. I picked Soldier because i thought I was gonna be using Yidhari, my only ice character, on the new guy but maybe Aria with Zhao and Lycaon will do there
>>566761717 unless I can trace the full circumference with my tongue, an approximation is all I'm doing, it gives you an even playing field anyways since every woman in ZZZ has anti-grav tits
Sunbringer's unique mechanic will be the ability to replace all other deployed agents with bangboos, so you'll have her and four bangboos all on field at the same time
>>566748573 I don't even play this game anymore, in fact I don't play any gacha games anymore. I stick around to exclusively look at art, post memes and talk about music of this game. I have 0 interest to "play". I'm only interested in the second hand creation content like I had with Genshin many years ago. I watch Youtube videos to get my quick recap on the current story. I might try it for a brief week once it's out on Steam but other than that I whole heartly think the game itself sucks. I can comfortably say I'm not mazed anymore and will be enjoying myself staying here in the foreseeable future to contribute to thread culture.
>>566761590 >Oooo that's kinda nice. I might be interested...is this from Silver Palace? Yes, every character has a unique finisher, unfortunately her boss fight version is better
>>566763092 >favorite character is low rarity >they're instantly power crept and kept irrelevant plot-wise shit sucks Flame Sakitama was also my favorite battlesuit gameplaywise in HI3 so maybe I'm just extra fucking unlucky
>>566764096 >which is what completely reworked his original kit which included a complete separate bike mode and focus on dodging instead of parrying >he's not like banyue or hugo correct, he doesn't feel unique like banyue or hugo
>>566763421 I'll give you a brief history >Season 1: great unique, urban designs, with function over form aesthetics >sales slip a bit (from like #3 to #11 in the app store out of tens of thousands of apps) >OH SHIT OF FUCK BREAK OUT THE FRILLS AND GARTERS AND OVERDESIGN EVERYTHING >sales don't improve >but design philosophy doesn't get reverted
>>566763849 SKIPPERINO Promeia PULLERINO Billy (even though I have all ruptures and Shungus) PULLERINO Velina (for my Jane) PULLERINO Norma SKIPPERINO Remielle PULLERINO Sigrid PULLERINO Sunbringer
>>566763304 >Actual pantsu Okay that looks pretty good. Just from the MC designs, I thought this would be a covered up pretentious censorslop like Black Beacon. I guess not. I will give it a shot on release.
>>566764316 >>566764346 no wonder people only shitpost and ritualpost here, trying to have a discussion about anything sucks cause everyone is acting in bad faith and you can so easily tell. the outposts are so much better cause at least its people who play the game
>>566764727 i don't think you know his original kit if you say that he got completely raped because the chinese cried about the bike being too prevalent
>can't cope with BUT THE SLEEVES AND GARTERS ARE HONKAI SHIT anymore >unironically argue that new bad old good instead tanakacord isn't sending their best (or are they?)
>>566764762 if she acted like an actual haughty chink cultivation novel heroine and kept her white haired self I would like her a lot but they pussied out and made her generic as fuck while ALSO not fully committing to being an actual romantic heroine with no kissing or actual romance/romantic development
>be a newfag >have never pulled for anyone >had gathered about 15K polychromes and 30 tapes after playing about a month >aim for Promeia >failed my first 50/50 and got Koleda instead >33 searches left until the Promeia guarantee and I still don't have her Not a good first showing. If it turns out that I need to do all remaining 33 searches to actually get her, I think I might actually drop the game. It's kind of bullshit that my very first character banner I'm participating in is draining me this much. I guess I was a fool for expecting the game to quietly alter the RNG for a player's first-ever banner by making the target character guaranteed to appear within like 30-40 pulls as a way to entice the player to stick with the game. On the bright side, at least I got Soukaku, Lucy, Pulchra, Piper and Pan Yinhu.
>>566765521 If you don't know your pity counter carries over to the next banner. It sucks but you will definitely not need 33 searches. After 18 searches the probability will slowly start increasing, so it's probably stopping at 80-85 rolls in total
>>566765195 What time frame? Seems like the kind of girl you spend all day with in bed to the point you're waking up in the middle of the night just to go again and she's into it.
>>566764428 >all these samey gachas flooding the market after our modern kino rail and urban zone zero's success >the cutesy market is left wide open you say? >don't mind if I do!
>>566765921 When I started on Day 1 I got Grace as my first standard S and lost first limited to her as well. Lost the next 50/50 too but still kept playing
>>566765920 But I don't, I'm a hopechad that plays every patch and is grateful to Hoyo for updating one of my favorite games regularly with high quality content every couple of weeks
>>566766216 But Lycaon is the best standard agent tho. Also you luckshittet on Promeia but I wouldn't keep on rolling on that banner. A new agent will be better for you than her M1
>>566765881 >so it's probably stopping at 80-85 rolls in total I think you misunderstand. I'm already way past that. Got Koleda at 79 rolls and now I'm at 127.
>>566766739 >If it turns out that I need to do all remaining 33 searches to actually get her Ah no, I meant this. You will not need 33 searches but probably somewhere between 22-28 if you don't hit it before. Above that is also possible but very unlikely. Although sure, unfortunately some people will be that unlucky...
>>566766739 once you fail the 50/50 once your next s-rank is guaranteed to be the banner character, you can probably get another 30 pulls before her banner ends just playing the game which will guarantee her
>>566767119 Angels do not have a human nationality, as they are considered spiritual beings rather than earthly citizens, primarily originating from theological traditions rather than a specific country. The concept of angels is rooted in ancient Near Eastern traditions, including Mesopotamian, Persian, and Jewish beliefs, with the word itself derived from the Greek angelos (messenger).
>>566770238 yeah glad I rolled promeia because she's both fun and visually pleasing to play, hitting her ex counter is a dopamine hit every time. while the written description of her kit is peak chinese gacha WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS overcomplicated mechanics description, the actual gameplay when piloting her is intuitive and straightforward while having room for skill expression >>566770459 snex
>"But I'm… I'm a brat who fights back…" she breathed, stroking you with rough, aggressive tugs, her thumb swiping over the head to spread the pre-cum. >She leaned in, her teeth grazing your earlobe. "And brats don't… don't go to the cops…" Her voice was a hot, wet whisper. "They get even." With that, she suddenly dropped to her knees in front of you.
where the FUCK does silly pull his bike out from they can't handwave this with ether manipulation this time and the hares can't afford seed's and grace's octopus camo paint
>>566772749 >>566772880 he was but they don't have to remind me about it At least in Aria's case they made her paint job unique could be that those are placeholders though
>>566772857 Looks like Promeia won't give you much. Velina looks like a sub dps anomaly but don't know if Miyabi would profit off of her. You have Yanagi for that anyway.
>>566772617 almost every intelligent construct started as a mass-produced model before developing enough personality and intelligence to be considered a person, there should be generic npc versions of most robot agents because they're not bespoke creations.
