>>566787559 Just looking at what actual artists on twitter cooked up makes me want to kms. I'm lucky to even get my Mii's to the point that they are recognizable as the character they're supposed to be representing
>>566787339 Shhh it never happened I didn’t notice that at first. >>566787075 Cute >>566787559 It seems like a lot of work. My friend did it though and it’s really adorable.
also i hate how the mii makeup looks like a cardboard mask it always bugs me. Game is clearly designed to have them face forward as much as possible so they look pretty. any other angle it looks awful
>>566787784 Do you think we'll be seeing an essay from Creasy about this run? What are the polymarket odds looking like? Below or above 500 characters?
>>566787784 I dunno. Just D5 stuff, I guess. Tiny HP bar. I had no negations this fight. Well, except for some perfume. I was a little scared there at the end. Can't believe he got me with a stomp.
Regular Elden Ring player here. I want a charged R2 that hits more than once but doesn't have god awful fucking range like the balls. Are there any good options?
>>566788293 There are a slew of AoW that make you yell like a chudchad then your charged R2s are a string attack instead of 1 hit. Don't know if you'll like them because they animation lock you hard but they exist.
>>566788629 I do. I love cheesing the game. Fuck this game. It deserves to get cheesed.
I'm thinking about the expedition before last, where the ulcerated tree spirit did that thing again, where it glitches into an instant fire breath. Or that time that Margit Decided "actually, I'm unstaggerable now", and started spazzing after we hit him with multiple ults. The game is always pulling bullshit like that. So I don't feel bad about using bullshit to get even.
>>566787852 yeah it's not the best, honestly cringe but it makes me wish for at least Fashion Dreamer levels of makeup options. at least that game runs great on the switch and your oc can look really pretty.
>>566788898 I remember when he was new here and he was writing up paragraph after paragraph about how he's afking in games if someone opens an evergaol
>>566788957 Skill spam has always been fine, but the dragon claw is so fucking good as it is that it doesn't need you spamming the skill. Ngl the skill is top tier, but so is simply swinging the big claw. >>566789284 >has to family share on another account because another alt ostracized himself into the blocked How many times has this happened to him by now?
>>566789284 Now come on. That's a straight up lie. I never did such a thing, and never said such a thing. Ever. EVER. There's banter, and then there's defamation.
>>566789416 >How many times has this happened to him by now? 3 that we know of. Terr became Sneedger became Creasy. Each one had to make a new steam account for the same behavior eventually. Nothing will top Sneedger, and the return of Terr means the grand experiment was a failure.
>>566789482 yeah I still find it funny people blame dsg for the current state of our general when in reality everything that happened was of our own doing
>>566789482 The nightreign part isn't true. I mean now it kind of is because the game is getting stale, but for the first six or so months and during the DLC drop it was fine
>>566791169 It definitely wasn’t “fine”. All the worst aspects of what we’re seeing now is a direct result of what we let go on and fester during that time because we didn’t curbstomp threadshitters like >>566790909>>566790745. Now we reap what we sew.
>>566791735 True, but I think calling the horsefucker chicken little from now on would be unironically mean. I like the playful bants era we are in now, we don't need to push him into insane antics anymore.
I know you're scholar but firing off your ult solo in the middle of a circle-covered cursed battlemage camp with invaders still alive was not the play. don't get mad at me lol
there's some guy here who isn't tinpo and he defends trash at every given opportunity something horrible must have gone wrong in your life to end up like this
>>566644839 That’s so strange and sad honestly. They don’t always do that though as best as I can tell. Very unexpected considering how uncharacteristically nurturing centipede mothers are.
>>566793119 The game is already easy af without cheating so cheating so you bulldoze content even faster is going to take all the fun out of playing. If you like to autistically make minmax builds then you are fast tracking yourself to the end of that process and kind of eliminating the 'process' therein itself. it is a journey vs the destination kind of thing. On a sublter level you'll start to hate everything you see that isn't doing conceptual top end damage because you've seen what it can do, it doesn't matter that you and your squad already killed the boss in 4 seconds, you'll know a triple cheater team could have done it in 3, and that will eat away at your ability to enjoy the moment to moment gameplay.
I shouldn't have to explain this to you like you are 12.
>Mystery niggas Hollow >I'm always so bad at judging which bosses are for who >I end up with Sacred Relic GS >Pick up a Vyke's just in case >It's Tokoyo Caligo >Bust it out and surprise everybody [unless they were spying on my loadout]
>>566793391 I already have the ability to do stupid damage with Dregs, Libra, and a few minutes. This is for making respec builds in D3 I just feel like I'm autistic enough to be impervious to the game getting stale that way, I don't mind slow fights, I just want varied experiences desu
My uncle works at FromSoftware and I saw some stuff about the next Nightreign DLC and it includes ED Heolstor and some new skins, the only ones I saw were barefoot Duchess and pointy nipples Recluse
>>566793819 >I already have the ability to do stupid damage with Dregs, Libra, and a few minutes Creasy stop trying to cheat, you'll probably brick your PC or something.
>>566793819 You don't have to justify yourself to me anon, I told you how I think it'll end up but you know you better than I do. I personally wouldn't find any fulfillment in it, but you might and you know you. I also don't want to deal with your inevitable questions on how to make legit cheated relics once you find out how to run your mod.
>>566794289 All shaved. Duchess is good with technical weaponry and part of her job as Preistess is to keep everyone's hygiene up to snuff. She cuts hair, trims/shaves body hair and uses water magic to blast everyone with soap and water to clean them.
>>566794684 Her russian accent comes and goes. She seems to affect the accent when talking as the duchess of the roundtable instead of as wylder's sister.
I've asked like 47 times but I never remember. It's basically only worth doing 1 Phys Damage negation +2 on your relics right? Cause if you do 4x phys damage negation it doesn't make it 40%+ it makes it something small because of multiplicative right?
>>566794874 The tierlists began popping up within a few weeks from the release of NR, what are you on? Beyond those there was still shit like Sneedger stalling the queue day in day out
>>566795007 The math is fuzzy because remember you're not trying to reduce a theoretically infinite damage value but dealing with breakpoints, so one instance of it might have literally zero value in some cases and in others will double the hits you can take.
That said, yes, negation stacks multiplicatively and therefore every subsequent source of it is less valuable than the previous.
>>566795007 Yeah, less about the effect of having more than 1 and more about only having 1 line available for it. Dumping more lines into max hp makes your negations much better in the end.
>>566795153 >>566795214 >>566795308 Thank you! Okay I'll keep doing that then with just the 1 phys dmg negation +2 on my relics and try to Max HP the rest.
>>566795214 >That said, yes, negation stacks multiplicatively and therefore every subsequent source of it is less valuable than the previous. But offensive passives stack multiplicatively and this makes them really strong?
>>566795436 You have two instances of 15% negation. The first one means you take 1 * (1 - 0.15)= 0.85 damage. The second one means you take 0.85 * (1 - 0.85) = .72 damage. The delta between the first instance was 0.15, the delta between the first and second was 0.13, you lost value on the second instance.
>>566795410 The Augur relic that has 3 health lines is the perfect relic to pair with phys neg +2 if you don't want to think too hard about it. The cont hp gain also works really well with full hp negation which you always want. The passive healing when on low hp also tends to last long enough after a flask to get you to 100% hp instead of ending up at 98%.
>>566795436 Because damage reduction is division, i.e. mutiplying by less than 1. So each time you're multiplying by a smaller number. Offense multiplies a bigger number.
>have to solo gigalibra because my epic team of Youtuber Cheater Raider and clueless tard wylder left I get why the Wylder gave up, seeing how he 3 barred a minute into the fight and I didn't hop to res him immediately, but the youtuber needs to be airdropped into Gaza immediately.
>>566800020 Everyone here pretty much only plays Depth 5 as they are all at max rating or close to it. You should probably play quite a bit of randoms to get used to it before joining the queue for depths because you won't have any of the deep of night specific relics which make a big difference for how much damage and survivability you can have.
>>566800020 Yes, everyone is doing depths. And you should be scared. Do not queue depths while on the password. Because it will put you on the maximum depth level of your team. And since everyone on password is D5, it will put you on D5. Get yourself acquainted with the depths with randoms first. A climb up to about D4 before jumping onto the password.
>>566800020 >Ying appears >Creasy disappears >Ying disappears >Creasy comes back >Creasy stops queueing >"new" player appears where were you when schizos were right
>>566800075 Unironically what is the point of cheating in such terrible illegal relics All of the options in the world and they decide to make a dogshit crutch
While I'm asking to be spoonfed, should I be fucking with the new relic rolls in the shop or stick with the old ones? Is there a universal optimal Revnant build I should be aiming for? >>566800492 Not new just haven't played in a while >>566800356 Yeah it would help me warm up, thanks >>566800380 Noted, thanks
>>566800671 New ones, old ones are for before undertaker and scholar existed. There are enough effects before and after that you aren't actually gaming the system trying to roll on old relics, the percentages are in the sub 1% range.
>>566800390 It's a rating system, so you start at 0 points and you get 200 points a win and you climb to 9999 which is the max. At certain point values you ascend to the next depth of difficulty. Most people here are 9999 or close to it. Depth 1 is comparable to the normal game, everything only does 20% more damage done to you and they have only a little extra health, so you won't really notice it. However, you have 3 extra relic slots to put on more damage and more damage negation. It's very cozy if you want to play normal difficulty with extra power. Depth 2 I think is 40% more damage and depth 3 is I think 60% more damage, then a sharp jump up to depth 4 with something like 120% more damage done to you and they have more health. In depth 5 you're pretty much 1 shot by everything unless you have ridiculous amounts of HP, or when you have full hp gives damage negation from weapon passives and even then you need 2 of them for a lot of the characters with less health.
I would highly recommend playing some D1 to get used to it and because it's very fun and basically like the normal game but with extra relics and gear to play with.
>>566800671 Lightning Spear or Beast Claw as a starting seal for Revenant and then the associated spell school stacked as many times as you can and a Night Invaders relic. So basically your build would look like Normal Relics >Beast Claw starting incantation >Night Invaders >Bestial Incantations Deep of Night Relics >Bestial Incantations >Bestial Incantations >Bestial Incantations Now keep in mind that Phys Attack +4 is 12% extra damage just like Bestial Incantations and Beast Claw is physical damage, so if you don't have any relics with Bestial Incantations, Phys Attack works in place of it. The neat thing is they can be on the same relic if you're lucky for massive damage. Lightning Spear is buffed by Dragon Cult Incantations, so the build would be the same but with that instead or Lightning Attack +4.
>>566800671 While beast claw is the strongest rev build its pretty boring with how overpowered it is, I find elemental or affinity builds much more fun
>>566801304 If scholar ult is on you, getting grabbed actually is a valid strategy, the lifesteal will keep you from dying assuming your team is actually taking advantage of it
>>566801020 I think dormant weapons and starting spells diluted the pool a lot more than 1%, that being said if you're Revenant like he said you'll want the new relics until you land something like starting beast claw+beast school boost.
>>566801982 I'm saying the pools were already so diluted because of the number of effects already. The only real thing you want to roll for is night invaders on non-deep relics and you don't really want a generic one since non-deep relics are so premium. I'd imagine everyone is running a ninvader relic that has custom character lines for everyone at this point.
GG greg, almost got trolled by the Balancer power, I though my twiggy tear would expire because I kept getting the auto revival Also this looks like CEkino for solo but I have used Executor like 10 times
>>566802890 That line will counteract a deep relic with reduced runes and make it more viable. Something else would obviously be better but that runes chime on every crit is like soma. >>566802960 Throw a big rock at your feet. I used storm blade and roar of rugala to keep control of pvp fags.
>>566803014 they are literal clones anon there is zero difference in build or playstyle when the character is just "be poisetank and spam crouch attacks"
>balancers melee and skill attack bonuses stack on melee skills >carian slicer considered a melee attack >buffs executor ult melee attacks >exe powered up sword skill considered a skill attack >counter damage applying a brief debuff to the players thrust negation means the damage nullification passive has a chance to trigger off any attack >not a single character that doesnt benefit from 1 FP every 5 seconds is there ever a situation where you don't want these equipped
>>566803610 red balancer is pretty standard but blue is less needed. If you are doing double balancer it is NEVER for the blue fp regen that is essentially a blank line. Red is supremely overpowered.
GGs D0 gang. Sad we didn't get to level 15. I don't normally bother with whole castle clears, but the surrounding POIs were kind of poo-poo by the end of the first day, so I figured killing off some banished knights were sufficient. Maybe I was wrong about that.
Andyway, my wrist is starting to hurt, so I'm calling it for the day.
>>566803969 Melee damage refers to damage dealt with melee WEAPONS. Executor's ult is a not a weapon, and five seconds in the sparring grounds will show you the balancer relics do not affect its damage. Slicer is also not a melee weapon and also is not affected.
>>566804405 Suncatcher is not Executor's ult, and explicitly IS a melee weapon and benefits from melee bonuses. It is not however a katana, does not benefit from increased katana damage, holding it does not count towards 3x katana, etc. Its L2 is a skill and benefits from two handing, skill, and melee bonuses, even unpowered. It's notably the only thing in the entire game that is affected by 2h and skill bonuses simultaneously.
>>566803678 seamless invading at 150 is basically 70% ganksquads i wish there was a way to enable friendly fire with cheat engine because having 3 retards spamming giant pots in an enclosed room is insufferable
>Finally got a good deep dex Respec for Undercaker >Synergizes with my Night Invader relic for her >940 HP Yeah I'm not gonna get any value with this build. I'm just gonna get 1 tapped trying to spam attacks.
>>566804341 I didn't mean to, my cat was on top of me and my finger hit the trigger kek >>566801452 Thank you for the in depth explanation (pun intended)! I will explore the D1 tomorrow then and start getting used to it
I feel like invading is so insanely stacked against you that 99.9% of elden ring players would never win an invasion unless it was against completely clueless retards
the number of things that can stunlock you from 2700 hp to 0 hp is just ridiculous
Is modding Elden Ring worth buying the game a second time on PC? I've got ER and Night Reign on PS5, clocked like 500 into ER, only 50 or so into Night Reign because the latter bored the shit out of me.
>>566805754 Not if you're a Global Top 10 Elden Ring PvP Player like myself. Invasions are so easy it's laughable. Even against gank squads, they start to panic as soon as you inflict damage on them. Punish, punish, punish. That's the name of the game. Just be aware of your surroundings, your spacing, and your dodge timings and you'll find success. -T
>>566806067 Outside of seamless co-op, other popular mods can probably run on a pirated copy just fine. You only benefit from buying it if you want to do anything online-related, even with mods.
>>566806067 I've never played mods, but from what I've seen it's just rollslop, particle spam or other kinds of bloat. It actually makes me respect From because at least they have the decency to limit themselves in that regard.
>>566806669 have fun standing around with your buddies for hours wondering why you're not getting any invasions until you're forced to buy the game on alt accounts, oopsie
Sorry about splitting off at the end of the second day, the shop just had a bunch of shit I needed for worm killing and I needed to visit a forge to swap the griefbow to RoA. Worked out though.
>>566811476 even if he posted it you'd still claim it was false you fuckers will claim that carian slicer is buffed by melee/balancer damage and demand proof that it isn't just for the sake of it >>566811531 paid time off
>>566812102 some people are just forever bad, I've played Overwatch for over 1000 hours and I'm still hard stuck Diamond because I react slow and have bad aim
>>566812617 Mashing doesn't work when you get 1 shot. Raider is a better masher than her with his skill, mitigation and permastagger against many enemies.
>>566812617 She needs perfect relics. She needs 4 of her character specific skills and maybe even a 5th if you want to use dex weapons and each one requires you to have phys attack and night invaders and if you’re really lucky max hp. Without at least 1200-1300 health she won’t be able to mash R1 that well. If you skip out on all her specific skills your damage plummets. You also need necklace and her open deep relic chalice doesn’t have a green for it. She’s either suboptimal or too squishy
to fill your pokedex as scholar and boost the starting gauge of analyse, do you need to only scan new enemies or also apply a buff/debuff with them on-screen?
hey friends I want to do an Int build and im wondering how progession is supposed to go before you hit the second region?
I keep looking up stuff on youtube or google but everything just gives you the most op cheesed builds and I feel like its kind of boring to pop in to Caelid or skip to the second region before beating Stormveil Castle
>>566813843 Most of the sorcery you learn before going to Lakes is trash. You’re starting spells are okay though. Those will get you far. You just need Mind and blue flasks to support the amount of casting you are going to do. So focus on acquiring flasks
when was the last time you had sex when was the last time you even kissed someone romantically do you even remember how to kiss is it possible to forget i want to cut the lips off of a deeply loving couple in a video game like for instance rightneign, fbicia
>>566813146 >She needs perfect relics. You're given two for free
>Without at least 1200-1300 health she won’t be able to mash R1 that well. Have you tried not being bad at the videogame and using the dodge button, her autododge ult, her negation on her skill and her enhanced dodges, and her stamina regen so she won't run out of stamina
Dodge nigga, you also act like other characters don't need relics. Scholar is probably the most relic reliant character in the entire game.
>>566815819 he's brave and uncompromising and very nice to me and gives me coordinated kissing emotes and many starlight shards and always saves the day
>>566816327 it's an issue because we're definitely not doing that invader and the far corner invader day 1 unless the first invader goes really, really well or unless it's in the circle by the time we were done with the invaders the circle had spawned and we were level 5, much worse than if we'd gone starting fort -> invaders
>>566815257 sorry for gettin all depreso espresso so anyways, this is a great game, what remembrance did you think was the most interesting/memorable? which did you find the most boring/forgetful?
I FORGOT I WAS FUCKING AROUND WITH DREG RELICS I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT at least once i realized this i got charged + successive with fists and just stopped taking damage
>>566821798 there's only three reasons to play guardian 1. 80 more HP than raider 2. ult is better than raider 3. respecc damage maxxing with balancers so you don't have to play the game
>>566822024 i like guardian i don't like guardian being shit i like meme builds meme builds on guardian are directly worse than 3 other characters who share similar stats >>566822047 i mostly just stopped trying. Either I got a status bar or I didn't. madge.
>>566822138 it's fucking abysmal 'cause you're either seppuking every grace, which is *fine* but the internal 20s clock is ALWAYS ticking. If you happen to lose a status bar on the specific 2~3 second ticks, you'll lose all stacks. If it FUCKING STARTED COUNTING DOWN FROM 20 WHEN YOU LOSE STATUS IT WOULD BE GREAT BUT IT DOESN'T IT'S ALWAYS COUNTING DOWN WHY
>somehow manage to make it to depth 5 solo without fighting ed libra >finally get him >fail horribly >never want to touch deep of night again ive been filtered lads...
Wyldsissy being gay with one of iron eyes clan and contracting his dying sickness from sex with them and the fujo tension between wyldsissy and iron eye makes too much sense for it to be coincidence
>>566833874 i'm doing it off the password because i don't want to grief like how you're already calling it fake but i can avoid the save scumming accusations by no lifeing games back to back so there's no time to reload a save file i was recording my games at first but it shows my friends steams in the bottom corner and i'd have nowhere to upload them so i stopped
>>566836406 >ED balancers free win if you got a parry shield
>ED Libra you lost if you dont have LLTBT, or have a poison/rot bow to plink libra down with while running around the arena if you see a status bow, ALWAYS pick one up
>>566836406 >ED balancer Just solo it you'll only be dealing with 1 balancer at a time, it can be a drag but it's quite simple. >ED Libra You're fucked especially if you don't have less likely and Libra doesn't feel like causing a riot.
>>566836406 ED Libra is a wipe without LLTBT most of the times, I have saved ED Balancers several times you just have to play it one at a time and not be greedy like 99% of the bosses in this game also run if you have aggro of more than 1 valkyrie
>>566837019 They were the ones not running around properly. I'm not gonna name names. But the last time they died was because we got overwhelmed, and I was the only one witth LLTBT.
I was trying my best to get them to follow me and pick the birds off 1 by 1.
I'm pretty sure with my setup it was next to impossible to win. The birds run faster than me I can't separate them.
>>566836823 Balancers are supposed to only be active 1 per player (or summon), if for some reason which there can be a few for there are more than 1 run and the others should turn off.
>>566836823 That’s usually because you’re not running far enough. Once you take down one valkyrie, put some distance between you and be ready for another to charge. keep that in mind they’ll keep reviving themselves. so things can get chaotic fast if they’re all too close together.
>>566837059 Just run away like a loser until the riot happens. LLTBT is a crutch and will get other people killed unless you are in a premade using mics to talk to each other. If everyone simply plays defensively until the riot the condemned issue solves itself.
>>566840453 He's the hardest ED by a long shot so they might make it a rarity. They have to see the analytics on their end and know everyone dodges certain stuff after a point.
>>566839847 Be a patrician and watch someone banned from all major platforms like AmRen or AltHype If they weren't kicked off jewtube 8 years ago they are kosher rightwing meant to make you think niggers and immigrants are why cost of living is mysteriously skyrocketing
>>566836406 If you're playing Wylder/Guardian/Duchess/Revenant revive them If you're Raider vs ED Balancers hit them a few times, ult when the ED Balancer arrives at you, the only attack that hits Raider on his rock is the 3x jump attack ED Balancers do so you have a long window to revive This won't work against Libra because he will teleport onto the rock
Executor vs ED Balancers hit them a while, dodge Balancer diving at you, hit 2 more times, ult and revive Executor vs ED Libra its not happening
>>566841021 >This won't work against Libra because he will teleport onto the rock You can get him up on the rock then he gets stuck there until it drops most of the time. I wouldn't try making that some tech for the fight it doesn't feel consistent but it does happen. If you could find a way to consistently trigger it then the extended duration on stele might be lulzy.
>>566837019 ED Balancers are bugged and sometimes 3+ just start running at you from a range. Normally its no problem because after 15 or so seconds all of them except 1 will calm down but if any of the extra Balancers start doing the jump attack while angry then you're fucked because they won't stop the attack unless you kill a balancer or stagger them with an ult or something.
>>566828889 I still can't decide if this is someone trying to groom terr or if it's terr advertising how groomed he is. The artwork has been consistently good I gotta say. The artist has to be a genuine fag because the fashion always looks really cute.
Fun fact, the pumpkin head in the mine is on the Nightfarer's team while its slamming its head and going in circles around the room. This is why nightbosses at the top of the map sprint off into the sunset if a Duchess ults, they're trying to reach and kill the pumpkin head in the mine. You can confirm this with Scholar, you cannot scan the Pumpkin head because it's on your team while its doing its thing, you can also heal it with things like the ED Augur relic that gives your nearby team a healing over time effect if your health drops low enough.
>>566841232 sorry ryaposter >>566841607 >>566841689 it's a case by case basis, if I were to hug you two, I would grab your ass but not ryaposters because it's makes her uncomfortable
https://youtu.be/8LQgSKgn444 Y'know you'd think 12 years after the game came out modders would have everything figured out by now to make the work easier but I guess not Hell I don't think there's even a proper CE table for ds2 or ds1
>>566841815 Is he the source of the mysterious boss gachas that pop up at the end of night 2 boss fight sometimes? I've seen the castle roof boss walk off the edge and die from a distance before, the boss gacha pops up right before the spirit spring appears when they happens.
>>566832146 Is this about the hotdogs incident? I'll hold that L because I suck at ED dogs but I was also sick that day pissing and shitting and throwing up
You've witnessed 2 of my 4 losses since coming back sens, I promise it hasn't been a representative sample and I'll do better
>>566842025 >I've seen the castle roof boss walk off the edge and die from a distance before That's a different thing, sometimes fucky things happen when enemies spawn. Basement boss can spawn at 25% hp randomly sometimes and then instantly heal back to full which usually isn't a problem until you arrive at the basement lvl 4-6 and its a depth 5 Red Zamor already in phase 2
>>566842323 Very rarely a new boss crystal like when you kill any boss will pop up after you kill and loot the night 2 boss, sometimes it'll pop up before the mobs before the night 2 boss. It is the crystal for some other boss on the overworld that died somehow and the game teleports the crystal to your location. I always assumed it was the castle roof bosses walking off the edge somehow and dying to fall damage. Sometimes you'll see the Black Knight overworld boss walking around without his horse, the bosses act weird and kill themselves sometimes, but I don't know the actual source of the 2nd crystal that pops up on Night 2's tree circle. I know it isn't actually the pumpkin head guy because the crystal never has the smithing stone 2 in it.
>>566843210 Most of what the cord does is an attempt to instill personality antics into a website known for being anonymous. How have you guys not realized this is why they do this? One of them only posts fanart that has the biggest most in your face watermarks possible, knowing that is bad form on an image board. Everything they do is antithetical to 4chan, deliberately.
>>566841471 Cute! >>566841546 It can be both, realistically. But yeah it’s genuinely good art and they manage to really capture the essence of the character.
>>566843727 I don't really see the character at all anymore, its just a ganguro girl wearing Sandworks attire at this point. All the hotpants images make me see Sandworks every time. >>566844004 Don't bring this embarrassment up it is going to trigger the the lolcow into some gay antics. Every time this is mentioned it opens the door for anons to talk about how bad the false flag was and then it spirals into making fun of 1 guy that has to rotate his name a bunch.
https://x.com/i/status/2054578080954319271 The past 3 tweets have only been about nightreign this is a sign that they're going to announce a 2nd dlc on the anniversary
>>566845997 Thats what it is if its terr posting, but if it is someone else posting at terr it is someone trying to groom him. Who is doing it to who is the part I can't figure out. It is obviously related to our execow but to what degree I can't pin down.
>>566843392 >the least rare pepe this reminded me of how around 2014 or 15 my husband bought a flash dongle drive on ebay for $1 + shipping off someone that was selling like 16 GBs of rare pepes or something included within it
>>566846171 160-175 hits the most people. I was a co-op enjoyer and there would be constant invasions on the host in that range. It was the best way to keep yourself topped up on flasks when playing. >>566846270 I've been taking a deliberate attempt to not look into you guys after what I did to sneedger, I'm only talking about this because the art is pretty good. I don't actually care about who is doing it I just like OC in threads.
I genuinely hate D4 and D5. You have to queue up like 8 times before the game will actually start, everyone fucking dodges everything. The game should demote you a full depth rank for dodging.
On July 6th 2025 at approximately 14:35 hours, officers responded to a report of indecent exposure in the waterpark family restroom area. Multiple witnesses, including parents of minor children (ages 8-12), stated that suspect Lilith Evergreen (online known as cardboardcupcake) entered the bathroom, disrobed, and intentionally exposed their genitalia to several children present. Witnesses described the suspect as presenting as female and using the women's/family facilities. Evergreen was detained at the scene by waterpark security. Following investigation, including witness statements and review of facility security footage, Evergreen was arrested for sexual misconduct against a minor (indecent exposure in the presence of minors). The suspect was transported to Avenal State Prison. Following arraignment, Evergreen was released on probation with conditions including mandatory sex offender counseling, no-contact orders with minors, and restricted access to public recreational facilities.
>>566848762 >Uses exclamation marks and/or tildes in their posts and always act so friendly it comes off as fake and forced >Is a child molester Why is this so common
>>566848762 >troon out >molest kids why is this so common? if you want to pretend to be a woman and suck some dick, go do that just leave the kids out of it wtf
>>566850579 My theory is that trannies were bullied in school so as an act of revenge or maybe even jealousy they want to rob the happiness of other children. A deeply sick group of people indeed.
Are these seeded in NL wins or something? This has to be the 5th or so relic I've gotten that has the starter spell along with the accompanying school boost. I've rolled millions of murk and never got these from the jarbairn but I get them as rewards for killing NLs.
>>566853680 Massive CE Kino. Summoning Helen makes it so you regen HP, summoning Fred makes it so you do more damage, summoning Sebastian gives you damage negation (I can't remember if it's only affinity). I'm super jealous.
>>566853680 It's kind of a trash effect unless you summon Sebastian, it gives you a bit of damage negation for the others you get some other shitty buffs
Balancers for breakfast once again. ggs. I was struggling with my heavy weapons, so I switched to a faster one, even if it did less damage, it was safer.
Is claws + endure some sort of cheese build? It was decently challenging at the beginning but after rennala it feels like like bosses get deleted in seconds. I though i was just doing a fun build but this shit is strong as fuck.
>>566854739 It got hairy there. I premature ultimated. So I didn't have any protection against Nihil. Ended up spending my perfumes, desperate to survive. Any time I see Libra on the field, I assume we might get Mohg.
>>566855268 Did it? lol. It all happened so fast, I'm not sure what I was doing. I spent the both of them in quick succession, I know that much. The second use was more deliberate in trying to encapsulate everyone.
>>566857836 crazy build tip guys if you put on 2balancer, night invader, holy+12, and dormant reapers you can delete enemies from another zipcode by pressing L2
>>566858951 this will encourage people to shitpost even more about the tierlist and hype up people with fragile ego so no, you want this to be the next xivg?
>>566859476 we already have a namedrop list of players under the guise of 'tierlist' so yes it's too late but we can stop it from getting worse, don't you agree?
when (if) the new content drops beginning of next month we should all change our names to "anon" ingame everyone will still be instantly identifiable except the 20 wylders that aren't devil but in screenshots they won't be
>>566861327 Wow you're so cool??? Congrats for being noticed as a micro influencer in this tibetan throat-singing appreciation forum! Surely you'd get recognised for your mad skillz by the thousands of gamers who are here with us.
>>566857836 >>566857987 DOS pretending that hes not playing on the password because of moral highground and not because he would get mass blocked for being a D1 birdjeet main LOL
>dsg the time has come >Our salvation is nigh >Our torment is near an end >For ten months we've been tested and tried, and each sister has proved her mettle a hundred times over, and a hundred times again! >Suffered, she has >Punished, dsg was, the lot of us. >Disproportionate to our crime (yuhposting) >Here it is! The cursed general of Elden Ring (and Nightreign) >Every last post that went astray, we have returned from the archives >Save for this >>557425963
>>566861986 Welp... Nice try. I kind of got fucked there in the beginning, because I was the only one without less likely on, and I didn't make good bait against all 3 dogs. I spend all of flasks trying to stay alive in the first 30 seconds, and then it was just constant one-shots from there.
>>566861986 I feel bad about how it ended, because I know that the lines of fire can reach very far. So I looked over my shoulder as I was approaching you see if they would reach me. And the lines looked sufficiently far away. With the dogs focusing on Practice. So I turn my camera around to see if I can grapple to you faster, and that's when one of the lines comes straight for me. If not for that last fall, we might have been able to win it.
>>566862649 Oh but he did. I'd hate to be in the next expedition with him. He's probably upset and unpredictable. We all had zero DPS. I could barely touch the dogs, and like I said, I was bait for the beginning of the fight, until Practice tossed the less likely aside. That alleviated some pressure, but it was too late, I was already out of flasks and getting one shot by every other attack, same with the other anon. It was a mess. Practice stayed up for most of it, and revived us from 3 bars multiple times.
When the dogs had about 1/20th of their health left, Practice finally 1 bars. Then the third goes down, and I wending grace back up, grapple over to practice, dodge a couple attacks, and then pull him up.
Then I go running over to the third to pull them up. But get struck in the back by a line of fire before I can reach them. Then Practice goes down again from an attack I didn't see. We were very close to clutching, but didn't quite pull through.
