Where da fuhh she ahh doe? I’ll give you a hint…”how’s it going bros” “Eha ha ha Eha ha ha ha ha ha ha My name is Pewdiepie, Pewdiepie My name is Pewdiepie, Pewdiepie His name is Pewdiepie (Pewdiepie) A You-You-Youtube gamer Pewdiepie (Pewdiepie) A fearless entertainer If you're a bro Well then you know About this one man show He plays a game Then goes insane (DIN JÄ-) Now tell me, what's his name? My name is- His name is, his name is, his name is My name is- His name is, his name is, his name is His name is Pewdiepie (Pewdiepie) A You-You-Youtube gamer Pewdiepie (Pewdiepie) A fearless entertainer“
>I'll be back soon enough. I'll be back with you know words and you know explanation and how things are you know going to go from here. It won't be too different but you know there's a lot uh there's just a lot that's been on my mind and I feel like um when I come back I will be able to give a better explanation of what's going on and what I want to do from here on out. >Don't worry. I've been on my own just hanging out and it's been very nice. I didn't realize how good it feels to not stream. It feels good to do something else every once in a while. So, I think that will probably continue that when I'm back
>>111783048 I just hope Mori takes a little time off from Hololive to do more shenanigans with Saba. I like how she writes lyrics. Actually, she has a ton of music, I only bought Your Mori and UnAlive. I'm jumping around Disasterpiece on her channel right now and I think Insomniac Black is my favorite. She might be too busy, but I just know she'd be able to write a legendary ntr song about Saba's intense satisfying sex with a bbc. The kind that would btfo Mr. Brightside. They could promote it with a sequel house party. Arghhhhh, if only!
>>111784303 >the news of her departure his mint fantome the hardest, none of us saw it coming >we knew she was having troubles with tummy hort, but.... >we didn't know.... >NIM! THAT DAMN LITTLE LORE DROPPER!! IF IT WASN'T FOR HER!!
>no. no, she can't take all the blame, all of us knew the abuse she was suffer back stage >she kept reaching out for help, but we kept treating her like a nuisance, she even reached out to biboo, but all she got was a look of disdain from her. >"YOU, big shark, come to little ol me?", the disgust, seeing her "oshi" reduced to groveling
>she thought she could escape, if she went to live by the sea, maybe spend time away from the world she knew >she didn't know the monsters that were hiding in those depths, or the cruelty of the people she knew, those she trusted with her heart...
>>111785797 The whiteboard is a disaster zone. HOUSE has taped up a grainy, zoomed-in screenshot of a tweet that just says "yoho..!" and a photo of a single, half-eaten bag of Japanese candy.
CHASE She’s been dark for three months. No membership posts, no tweets, not even a "liked" video on YouTube.
FOREMAN She has chronic health issues. She’s mentioned the Eustachian tube problems, the fainting, the heart rate spikes. It’s a standard flare-up.
HOUSE (Pacing, clicking his pen) Flare-ups don't explain the silence. You have an earache, you still browse the boards to see what the "Kanikis" are saying. You faint, you tweet a picture of the floor from the ER for sympathy points. She’s not silent because she’s sick. She’s silent because the "Saba" persona is physically incompatible with her current biological state.
CAMERON House, don't go there.
HOUSE (Spinning the whiteboard around) The 4chan "schizos" have a theory. It’s called the "Glass Bone Gestation." FOREMAN (Scoffs) Which is what? Some kind of basement-dweller fanfic?
HOUSE It’s a diagnostic masterpiece! Look at the data. She’s thin—Kobo-thin. She has a history of fainting. Her dad wanted her to wear a helmet just to walk around the house. Now, combine that with the "pregnancy" rumors.
CAMERON You think she’s pregnant? Based on what? A model clipping error from six months ago?
HOUSE Based on the heart rate. She mentioned in her last karaoke that she had to keep her heart rate low. If her bones are as fragile as the board says—literally "glass bones"—the sheer physical stress of carrying a child would be like putting a bowling ball in a wet paper bag. She can’t stream because the act of sitting in a gaming chair is a life-threatening event.
CHASE So she’s... what? Stuck in a specialized medical suspension tank in a basement in Seattle?
HOUSE Close. She’s in the "Indie Void." No agency to provide a cover story, no manager to fake a tweet. She’s just a girl with a shark avatar and a skeleton that’s currently 12% dust. She’s not streaming because if she laughs too hard at a "donk" joke, her ribcage might implode.
FOREMAN This is insane. She’s probably just in Japan hanging out with her old coworkers from the "Blue Team."
HOUSE (Limping toward the door) That’s what she wants you to think. But "everybody lies." She’s not in Japan; she’s currently in a full-body cast made of high-grade resin, waiting for the "merch drop" to be born.
CAMERON Where are you going?
HOUSE To buy a Nintendo Switch 2 from a suspicious Instagram account. If I’m right, the delivery address will lead me straight to the most fragile shark in the world.
I don't think she comes here anymore, i haven't seen her in ages, 1-2 years ago i saw her at least once a month, like the time she got mad at me and said "Don't you have any shame" (paraphrasing), but now, now i haven't seen her in forever. Truly the darkest hiatus
>>111786193 You only write in "expression of the month" words, you are like one of those NPC drones that runs to target when a new lululemon merch drop hit, or the new fad with gel-bombs. How does it feel to be a complete zombie with no original thoughts? Just a parrot repeating things you've heard. Patheric
>>111787194 It's fucking obvious she quit, permanently. There's no coming back from this, whatcha she gonna say? "Whoopsie oooopsie, that was a long nap. Anyway, today we gonna play Tetris"
>>111787306 No, but completely different scenario now: Self employed, dropped merch and then fucked off for 3 months after having just done 5 sloppy streams after a pretty long hiatus in nov/dec and she got hit with several jabs (elon, sukkon.., etc). It's obvious she has health problem BUT i think all the schizo things surrounding her is even worse for her wellbeing (people simply can't leave her alone, tards spill their schizo shit to her real life, more than ever before), if i was her i would have fucked off long ago if i got misstreated like she has
No Saba content, 2026 F1 regs sucks balls, WEC sucks with it's BoP fuckery, YT just serves me slop and hides all the stuff i want to see, good food is expensive, my hip and legs hurts, everything sucks in 2026 huh? Worst year in a long time
>>111788824 Oh, so you are one of those "rapes magically disappear if i think happy thoughts, koooooombaaayaaaa my lord"-people, instead of being a realist so the actual source of a problem can be fixed
>>111788867 Your inability to see a bigger picture is none of my business, i dont even try to be positive, what im trying to say is every medium is currently in a better state compared to themselves in the past few years. How exceedingly ridiculous of you to say i am the one who is a retard here
She graduated in everything but name. If she has the decency to announce it she will do it after the store she has with Roa-san ends this summer. I wouldn't count the LLC report as a pulse check but check her trademarks on June 23rd
>>111788938 >and Henya. then she ruined it by not streaming. she had the cutest vtuber in her grasp, and stopped. its like having sex, only to stop right before the good part (ejaculating into the vagina)
>Hail Saba, still the /same/ >The Doob is with thee >Blessed art thou amongst lolis >And blessed is the fruit of thy kani, /ggg/sus >Little Saba, keeper of light >Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST >a >men
"CRUBBERS could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this thread before. There could be CRUBBERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her bare tummy. "I HATE CRUBBERS" she thought. The Last Stand reverberated her entire boat, making it pulsate even as the $9 Monster circulated through her powerful thick tail and washed away her (merited) fear of tourists after dark. "With a rowboat, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.
>>111793674 She needs this job to live real life. I understand ghosting and doing the bare minimum but she has completely abandoned everything and is about to lose her membership income. Do you think any of the companies doing business with her are gonna wait for her forever?
>>111794431 1) Unless she's been an idiot and waster her money she could live with no income for the rest of her life
2) She's not about to lose her membership income, YT CAN stop it but they wont if it is profitable for them
3) Yeah, companies would love to keep doing business with her even with 0 streams, merch drop is still very lucrative as long as the tards buys them, vtuber merch is an infinite money glitch
>>111801710 Don't worry. I'm sure when we become a type 2 civilization or whatever it's called, our dyson sphere will still use the energy gathered to boil water.
>>111801710 Water is extremely efficient at transporting heat, 70% of the planet's surface is made of it, and it boils at a relatively low temperature which results in very high pressures that make metal wheels spin fast. Making fun of modern technology for relying on steam is like saying shit like "everything is reliant on photons". Yeah, no shit.
>>111806065 Actually i don’t even think she’s into loli as a sex appeal, she just find them cute and funny. I remember in her collab stream with mumei she said that she feels uncomfortable with a character’s nude wallpaper. Dont remember the timestamp tho
>>111806242 idk but Saba said she spent a lot of time looking at Laplus, and also asked Ame to put on Shion's 3D model. But she has done various bits related to sexual attraction, so either her tastes are varied or it's just for content. It was funny when she asked Ame if she lactates.
>>111805803 she implied the next outfit is going to be more appropriate for winter, so unless she skips it for now (because it's too late) I'd expect it to be something like pic rel.
also her default outfit is a swimsuit, she definitely can remove the dress and shorts layer
>>111812354 Try to stay positive, friend. There's no point in worrying about the things you can't change. I mean that generally, of course. I also miss her, but I'm quite sure she's not dead.
Keep your spirits up, chumbies. Saba WILL >recover fully from her laundry list of disorders. >get cute new outfits and 3D models. >learn Japanese and collab with her wife Roa. >play Pragmata, Vampire Crawlers, and lots of other games. >asmr love nest cyb0rseggz after dusting off her 3Dio. >collab song with Mori about getting joyfully deflowered by big black cock. >new Saba dakimagura. >karaokes and concerts. >be happy! >??? >much more!
>>111821533 My little sister used to watch those videos on my mom’s phone while sitting on my lap when I had to babysit her. I had no clue it was her until I got recommended that one video with her “real voice”, and then it clicked for me. So technically you can say that I was one of her very first fans
>>111820134 But chumbie, there's a small plush as part of the Sea God pop-up thing. The cup thing does bother me, but I imagine for her to want to do that she'd have to fully support the mix of the company she partnered with. Like she'd want to actually believe GFuel or Gamersupps is good for you, besides the caffeine. And with the study on erythritol I don't think either of those are good. I bought Henya's cup though, since she's a friend. You would think I'd move on to other brands to try like Dubby and Advanced.gg or whatever they're called, but I just moved back to canned stuff for now. Though I'm not a fan of this company's ego, they have more nootropics than your standard energy drink.
Oh yeah. I'm sorry I ever mentioned Sykunno. She's actually totally living with (checks followers) Terrible Joe. Now go spend 300 hours investigating this and convincing the dramatubers to make another baseless video.
>>111826941 You really think she would just ghost all of her fans, permanently? The fanbase that has been trained over the years to keep waiting? Doesn't that sound cruel to you?
>>111828171 This is the simplest thing to buy. >>111827749 If something terrible happened like, I dunno, a freak boating accident happened, she went overboard and just her hands got lopped off - I think that would also warrant a 'hey family member can you send a message to dooby or whoever to politely let my fans know I can't come back'.
>>111828639 I'm sick of antis coming here. Maybe she wouldn't get the message out through dooby, maybe she could just go 'hey siri, send tweet'. I don't know. But I'm going to keep waiting.
>>111829544 That's... Not good bud. If you wake and have nothing to do, go for a walk or something. If exercise is uninteresting, there are many hobbies that could occupy your attention. Or is the sleeping like a cat from some illness?
