>>287516788
sir this wine came from napa valley

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>>287516788

I only drink wine made with loli feet

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>>287516848
I see... it appears I was wrong... I'll see myself out of this establishment, good sir
>*throws himself onto the nearest train tracks*

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>>287516875
better hope the train was delayed

>>287516788
woaw...kino

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Wine is my raisin to exist!

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>>287516848
The Judgement of Paris will never not make me laugh.

Ah, Japan, the famous land of bread, wine and cheese.

damn, the OP and ED are great

Gundam was actually way ahead of the curve. Char famously enjoyed Californian wine.

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>the sudden realisation that you just poured a gorillion billion dollar glass of wine down the drain yesterday

>>287517907
wasn't that just him shitting on the Zabis' attempt at being pompous?

>>287516788
The OP is great.

>>287518167
I always took it as something like "in the distant future, even Americans will be able to produce good wine".

Watching manic boys now

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*sip*
A toast, to /a/!

I wonder if Japan even has a single famous wine. Do they make their own Eucharist wine or do they import it?

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>ah yes, this wine tastes like the feeling of being in a beautiful field while a mysterious woman disappears into the distance, leaving you wondering, "why?"

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>>287518281

They really missed out on having miyano in this. It needs a few manic laughs.
>Mm. Oh yes HAHHAAHAHA this wine *sniffs* KIMOCHII Hahahah it tastes like the fine nubile women in the south of france who's never washed. Absolutely divine

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Wow, this is exactly like Juzo Itami's 1985 film "Tampopo"!! I clapped!! I clapped when I understood the reference!!!!

>>287518371
>the foremost wine expert in the area is some old hobo
amazing

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How long have (you) been drinking for?

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We going for perfume the story of a murderer now? Her grapes bloomed? what the fuck is that?

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this guy is pretty generous, just letting them dig up some rare wine from his private stash like that

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>>287518281

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french hags erotic

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I'm pretty sure this wasn't supposed to crack me up.

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>10:28
was that a fucking powerpoint transition, good god my sides
he just fucking slid in there at lightspeed

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And the name of that hobo? Albert Winestein.

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>>287518584
>Albert Winestein.

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the taste of 15 year old memories...of love fading away...

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>>287518584
>Albert Winestein.

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>>287518583
Me whenever tasty wine is near.

>>287518679
this anime is so unintentionally funny it's unreal

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wine strong enough to bring a single manly tear to your eye

>>287518690
between the threads and the show i couldn't have asked for a better show. everything is hilarious

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>i'm sorry but the love of your life has a brain tumour
>don't worry it's not life threatening though
>he was able to deduce all of this just by subtly observing her
shizuku should get into medicine if the wine business doesn't work out, he'd probably be able to smell cancer before it's found

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>>287518281
A toast!

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This is how I imagine my life ending.

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ENTER

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...can you?

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That painting is actually way more complicated that that. And it led to the vindication of Dali's schizophrenia as an art critic. Millet named it The Angelus but Dali saw right through it directly to the parental mourning.

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>this wine...tastes like the fields of bordeaux...the very last place i ever held my mother in my arms...
bro...

I'm drinking the cheapest red wine that was on special offer at the supermarket, feeling absolutely f/a/ncy right now.

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>highly emotional flashback to him remembering his mothers death
>he's just there lowering grapes into the coffin
god this shouldn't be funny but i'm fucking dying here

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THE ROTHSCHILDS!? (((THEM)))!?

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I don't get it, are they supposed to be Catholic?

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>sorry bro, the "the last memory of my mother" was incorrect, it does NOT taste like that
>this random geezer you met last week is going to inherit your house now
kek

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both the ed and op are very stylish, good stuff

>>287518410
I don't drink alcohol

>>287519144
Point and laugh at this unf/a/ncy anon!

>>287516788
I guess I'm just not schizo enough to enjoy the taste of wine

>>287519144
I rather drink as well, maybe a white wine occasionally or when i make homemade osthmanthsis wine

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At about 1:30 I swear the guy's VA starts speaking while the girl is the one moving her mouth. I don't know what they intended there but it was very confusing.

>>287519144
you're not elegant enough to post here

>>287519107
He tasted the paint. It was all an elaborate prank.

>>287518745
are they gonna fuck

>>287519059
It's a minority religion but there's still a few hundred thousand Japanese Catholics.

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>>287518994
I thought the woman was carrying her baby in her arms, I guess I have Dali's schizophrenia now
cool

>>287519236
Something that really fucks me up is that there are more canonised Japonese Catholic Saints than there are Portuguese Saints.

>>287519179
it's a montage

I hope anons eventually start posting pictures of the fancy elegant wines they're drinking while enjoying this show.

>>287519196
no he's going to fuck the adopted bro while having tears streaming down his face
>"IT'S WHAT DAD WOULD HAVE WANTED. why else would dad have specifically sent that bottle of wine that upon tasting it smells like just cum dripping off a goat surrounded by warm sunlight with rain misted grapes around it?"

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>>287518728
Can't wait for the food pairing.

>>287519269
Yes but it only lasted for a few shots and it caught me off guard.

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>>287519361
You might be getting ahead of yourself, fujonon. Though that said the chances that his dad made him taste semen are not zero.

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>mmmwwwaaahhhhh thefrench... wine

I'm such a fucking winelet, it's embarrassing. I've never even experienced one shared schizophrenic hallucination after tasting wine. What price range do I have to reastically be looking at to unlock this hidden ability?

>>287519662
So I should just get in to dadson incest is what i'm reading

>>287519748
it's got nothing to do with price, it's all based on consumption
you have to drink wine for about 3 years and develop mild cirrhosis before you start having visions

>>287519748
It's honestly more about exposure than anything else. And it takes time and dedication. It can be a very pricey hobby.

>>287519748
Always order the second most expensive wine at a restaurant
This is because it is virtually equivalent in terms of quality and taste to the most expensive, yet will be about 25% of the cost of the most expensive, which they keep exclusively to bait retards into buying thousand dollar bottles to flex on their instagram reels. The second most expensive will probably be between $100-200 total. It'll probably give you and the lady you are dining with both orgasms at the table while you are mentally transported to a warm sunny day in the hills of spain

>>287519845
the restaurants know about this trick and the 2nd most expensive is also bait and is usually cheap swill
real pros know you have to order the THIRD most expensive for the optimal taste to price ratio

>>287519861
>>287519845
what if i don't have a lady and red wine gives me unbearable heartburn?

>>287519845
Lmao. Me and my mate have a rule where we always order the second cheapest, on the basis that "the cheapest will be shit but one up from that should be alright."

>>287519900
just drink by yourself, it will give you an air of mystery and make the ladies come to you

>>287519861
Personally, I'm a restaurant owner and I'm telling you guys this because I like you. You should he ordering the 4th most expensive wine and tell the waiter
>the stregnth of the vine makes the sweetest of grapes
This is code, and will signal us to pour our best wine for (You) and secretly pour our worst for your lady date. She won't be able to tell the difference, but she will think you just ordered the best for her

>>287519900
You cant handle my strongest wines, traveler

>>287516788
Here we go.
This wine is a new-world wine.
This wine is from California.
This wine is central coast.
This wine is a Petit Sirah.
This wine is from a high-quality producer, and it's 2008.

>kami no shizuku
Is that a reference to "hic est enim calix sanguinis mei"?

>>287519929
>anon sits down alone at a table in a fancy restaurant
>he scans the room and locks eyes with a every woman in the room, projecting a mysterious aura
>he proceeds to order he most expensive bottle of wine they have, and drinks it despite it giving him painful heartburn
>he pretends he's fine and tries to maintain his aura in the hopes that one of the women in the restaurant will come up and start talking to him
>he does this once a week, every week

>>287520094
nyes

>>287519900
Try increasing your Vitamin D3 intake. That's worked wonders for my GERD.

>>287520271
I don't have gerd. it's only red wine that does this

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>mark anthony

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This show is fucking amazing

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>>287518281

>>287520289
Wine in general can cause heartburn because they're acidic, but if it's just red wine in particular it might be a reaction to the higher amounts of resveratrol.

Did you guys know you can combine red wine and white wine to make pink wine?

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>>287520685

red wine makes me flush like you wouldnt believe

>>287520685
abomination

>>287520685
That's just what Rosé is.

>>287520953
That's a hapa singer from new zealand dude
Don't try to trick me

>>287520660
>resveratrol
it's real. Maybe this is what it was the whole time

When I drink alcohol, I always end with nausea + puking first before losing my sense of judgment or IQ, what gives?

>>287521075
Strong mind
Weak body

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>>287521030
Um, it's actually a plant.

>>287521075
Drink it with food and make sure to have a glass of water as well.

>>287521075
You just need to drink every day. Eventually you'll start puking when you DON'T drink.

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>>287520685
that shit is illegal to do

>>287521075
just don't drink it, it's that easy

>>287520112
no one replied to you, so i'll tell you you made me laugh hysterically

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>>287518584

>>287521947
They see your wine.

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>>287518281

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>>287518584
lel

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>>287518584

>>287516848
kek got me

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What are /our/ thoughts on this?

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>>287522361
i have a feeling this will come in handy in these threads

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>>287522361
russian wine...

>>287522394
Goodbye Napa Valley. Hello Boise, Idaho.

>>287518402
I'm ready for the bum wine arc.

>>287522361
When has extrapolated climate change over several decades ever been right?

On God, that's some rizzing sour grapes, no cap.

>>287522457
I don't know, but I can say that we used to get a lot of snow here in winter, and now we get basically none. I remember having two weeks off from school because of the amount of snow that was falling when I was like ten. It hasn't even snowed on Christmas the past few years.
t. Bong.

>>287522361
Oh no my grapes!

>>287519037
*sniiiiiff* ah yes... this vintage... the beverages isle at midday... next to the franzia... i save $2.39 by using my club card...

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>>287522452
>ah yes... the sharp tang of the orange juice... the warm comforting feeling of the stale bread... this wine evokes the feeling of being stabbed in the chest 47 times in the showers at the Mississippi State Penitentiary.

never change /a/. best show of the season

>>287522607
>never change /a/
It's literally 3 anons btw

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>>287522638
all me btw

>>287522638
I said what I said.

>>287522656
Me in the middle.