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>>287521247

>>287521316
No

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>>287521332
OPEN THE DOOOOOOOOOR

Package for Agnes?

>>287521247
>"WHERE'S MCQUEEN?"

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>>287521425
Shout all you want

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>>287521247
>>287521544
OPEN THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR

>>287521732
Fucking kek.

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>>287521732
You don't trick me

>>287521247
What she wants?

>>287521247
WHERE IS YOUR TRAINER?

>>287521247
Yeah, just let me grab the shotgun
>>287521460
Go away
Tell the red one to come by

>>287522523
NO IT'S A TRAP

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>>287521247

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>>287522012
https://files.catbox.moe/f9vt6f.mp4
Go away

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>>287522817
I'm gonna fucking die of cardiac arrest, holy kek.

>>287522967
:-)

Not anime or manga

>>287521247
>>287523144
Well, more or less

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>>287523144
He was wearing a Kimetsu shirt, so it is /a/ related technically.

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>>287523144

>>287521247
So? What was his problem?

>>287522739
Fukkin saved

>>287523290
His neighbour bought the last limited edition action figure of his favourite franchise

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>>287523290
He was a Reddit mod who forgot to take his meds. Okay, in all seriousness, reposting a summary from a thread on /co/, with a few alterations:

>Last Week in a California neighborhood, a guy named Jason Thomas Nichols went to a house behind his, and, calling himself "Harry Dresden" of the Dresden Files book series, demanded to see a guy's daughter
>At the home was a pregnant woman and her 5 year old child
>The guy in question, so I'll just call him Doorchud McRedditmod for brevity, processed to act violent, threatening the home owner at the door, and violently ringing the bell, before yanking it off and using the chain/clapper to try to break the door down
>Meanwhile the actual home owner is rushing home, as Doorchud McRedditmod enters through a side door
>The home owner confronts the guy with a shovel and apparently the result is a "head injury" of both parties, according to papers, before the cops arrive quickly and arrest Doorchud

Now Doorchud McRedditmod is on bail for $250,000 since no one wants his ass out again, and he's facing felony charges.

Most people are just assuming he had a psychotic break and that's why he did this, but it turns out he was indighted on an earlier charge of molesting a kid.

This guy is completely fucked.

>>287523489
Anime? Manga?

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I knew I saw this shirt somewhere
https://www.hottopic.com/product/demon-slayer-kimetsu-no-yaiba-hashira-dark-wash-t-shirt/33178672.html

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>>287522012
Funny

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>>287523588

What is Frank Grimes doing at this person's door?

>>287523907
^^

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>>287523627
I didn't know this particular breed of person existed post-2010s

>>287524424
Well we're wrong

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>>287523627
Get the fuck outta here, this shit can't be real.

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>>287524392
I'M HOMER SIMPSON MOTHERFUCKER

>>287523627
>https://www.hottopic.com/product/demon-slayer-kimetsu-no-yaiba-hashira-dark-wash-t-shirt/33178672.html
>the only sold out size is the 3xl
lmao

>>287521247
Maybe if you ring my bell

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>>287524392

>>287521247
what does she smell like?

>>287524814
https://youtu.be/TaBLlkqx7eU?is=QmyDG6_IYoaoxmpL

>>287523588
He sounds like a Jiro Matsumoto character.

>>287524931
>Annoying or molesting
Kind of a wide berth there, don't you think?

>>287525029
molesting can also mean annoying or harassing in a non-sexual manner
might just be old-timey legalspeak

>>287525029
"Molesting" can also be a synonym for "bothering", but it's not usually used like that for obvious reasons.

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I personally prefer this one

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would

>>287525783
What did they mean by this

>>287524814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is_Y_ynM4I8

>>287525835
> artist didnt make her over 200 pounds

>>287523938
I'd open the door for her

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>>287523489
What reading books does to a mf
>>287523588
This is a recent meme / humorous and fucked up event. Many anons have posted edits of it with anime girls in doorchud's stance. It's just a simple comedy thread with an anime window dressing. It's completely inoffensive and will die, probably overnight, to no one's surprise or upset. Wanting the JANNIES and MODS to enforce the first rule on this thread, while technically enforcable, is stupid as it just just would boil down to "no fun allowed"
Overpolicing the board is as bad as underpolicing it.
Also looking through a doorhole is a not uncommon shot in anime. Pic rel, for instance. So to say it's completely unrelated is technically true, but spiritually false.
To put it in a word, you're a faggot

>>287526162
Chudette's fat goes straight to her tits

>>287523588
>molesting a kid
Yep, /a/ material.

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so this is on topic but strike witches is not.
yeah mods are huge fags.

>>287526994
first time?

>>287526619
I was with you until you said...the blog of a mod from reddit ...is "fun"? I was even skeptical of the anime being gacha but willing to put that aside. You get news out of reddit e-celebrities and call that fun...huh..

>>287527330
Some of these edits are from reddit as well.

>>287525029
>>287525227
The prisons are full of child annoyers.

Gold Ship having an actual crashout instead of just a funny haha one would be scary

>>287523288
I feel like I recognize the composition/placement of characters in this image. It can't possibly...

>THE BLEACH MANGA
>READ IT NOW