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Alright, /aco/, which one of you has all the good official stuff? Most of the fan art and animations are dogshit, it seems like JiM is the only one who can make Germaine halfway attractive
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That's about all I have as far as lewd stuff from JiM goes
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Let me bring tis up to the 6 required.
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>>9169313
>Most of the fan art and animations are dogshit
Maybe because the series is from a time where good fanart was hard to come by anywhere on the internet, and the series kinda fell off, even with a character like Germaine.
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>>9169674
I miss her slutty phase
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>>9170758
Yeah, I feel like JiM was just cockteasing us the whole time, but you know he's probably got some turbo lewd art/animations stashed away somewhere
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>>9170783
Same. Some of the fat looks are okay, but it seemed like they were going out of their way to make her as unattractive as possible
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The best design
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>>9170888
Wasn't that the point? Make Germaine unattractive by making her fat and bald with ugly clothes, only for the architects to jump onto the redesign, which in turn promted JiM to sperg out about that as well?
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>>9171332
...but why did he make her fat, bald and unattractive?
And after awhile brought her back, but stopped with the fun ronchy stuff and now she's just goth cute, but uppity.
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>>9171825
IIRC it was because he wanted to stop people sexualizing her, but when they doubled down on her fat ugly ass he coped and seethed before Germaine's looks again, understanding he can't win that game.
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Here's some slop I generated a few months ago.
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>>9169313
Here's one of the pornographic DVD extras.
https://files.catbox.moe/nozq9o.webm
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>>9173151
Fuck yeah, good shit, anon, top marks
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There was an episode about bees or something where she straight up has sex in the background. I cant find it anymore though.
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>>9173151
Anything more like this?
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Anybody got any art of her when she was fat with giant tits and a good haircut (blonde, hair dyed blue).

Right before she pressed a literal reset button and the creator downgraded the artstyle.
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Here are some more official pics from the webcomic. No clue where more might be.
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really like the curve of the tit in the first panel for this one
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>>9173622
and that's all I could scrounge up. wish there were a more complete archive of these like there are for the animations.
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>>9170888
It's kinda funny how this is kinda normalized behavior for some people now.
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>>9173623
Do you have that official audio track of her just moaning and making sex noise and dirty talks that ends with her burping?
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>>9173623
They do have a Neurotically Yours webcomic archive, I found it in an old thread after like 5 minutes of looking
https://mega.nz/folder/wotTBShA#DMr2FPq6RV5bd21hUuiuUg
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>>9169313
Bitch promised if his reboot failed he'd reset to the fan service cum rag series he was actually good at then he reneged, doubled down then rebooted it again and made it even worse
I hope he goes blind and Germaine's VA leaves him, the hypocritical fuck
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>>9173783
>rebooted it again and made it even worse
Do you mean the Sketch Series or 'bits'? Because yeah the 'bits' artstyle is such an enormous downgrade.
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>>9173798
The one where he decided we wanted to know what Germaine Babies was
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>>9173799
Oh, you mean the chibisodes about young Germaine living with her grampa. Eh, I hate pic related more.
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>>9173804
Oh for fucks sake someone kill him already
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>>9173730
I'm gonna go through these later tonight so I can post some of the pics from it that look good. Bump from page 9.
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I’ve never watched this series or read the comic tbdesu
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>>9173151
but this is incredibly hot
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>>9174625
You're a hero mate
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>>9174625
Ok, so I'm not gonna drive myself spare trying to figure out what order all the cbz files I downloaded go in order for the normal comic book volumes, then the 2008-10 comic strip collection, then the doodle books. The filenames are gonna be the volume it came from followed by the page number. Sometimes I'll post an entire multi-page story just for a single panel, like I'm doing right now, because even if I am perving on these pics I don't wanna split them from the original context.
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>>9175039
Volume 1, like season 1, has a very loose artstyle you'd expect from an actual underground comix guy. Germaine actually has normal cleavage for her medium-sized tits throughout the 26 pages that make up this volume, but I selected this story because of the panel for nightmare 8 where she's gone up a few cup sizes.
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>>9175044
Also I'm posting these as I finish each volume because I didn't want to do all the work of saving these pics from the cbz and then the thread dies, so there's gonna be a gap as I read the next one.
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>>9175045
This is Germaine's normie friend Jane. She showed up in the last volume in the first story where she set Germaine up on a double-blind date (didn't tell her it was one until they got to the coffee shop) and Germaine sicced Foamy on the guy. Important detail: Foamy doesn't talk at all, and his internal monologue (thought bubbles) are all the sort of stupid shit you'd expect from a dumb animal. As people have said, Germaine was likely inspired by Devi from Jhonen Vasquez' body of work, and Foamy was likely inspired by similar spastic characters Vasquez liked to include. What am I doing reading this knock-off when I still haven't read the hardcover copy of JTHM I have on my shelf right now? Well Nny doesn't get my dick hard.
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>>9175048
Anyway, if I were only posting pictures of Germaine then I'd probably have to skip this volume because everything I could find that was more salacious than her default body-type (which itself actually fluctuates from panel to panel, clearly JIM isn't using a modelsheet lul) was someone else, like Plain Jane No-Brain here.
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>>9175050
Oh yeah, between the normal stories there have been a bunch of 1 page gags. Some of them are lists like "10 Facts about Illegal Aliens (from Outer Space)" and others are fake advertisements for plushies based on characters from the comic. This is the Germaine plushie, isn't it cute?
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>>9175051
I'm out of witty observations for these next few pages, so you'll have to settle for JIM's.
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>>9175054
Volume 2 was also only 26 pages long. I think they get longer since I skipped around to see what each was like before sitting down to do this. Be back once I finish volume 3.
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>>9175055
I like the way Germaine was drawn on the cover of this volume so I'm including it (I mean that's the whole point of this, isn't it? My subjective tastes because you yabbos are too lazy to download the mega archive?) but the image is fucking massive normally, so I cropped out the empty space to just her.
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>>9175087
I'm not just here for massive tits, I can appreciate slutwear on petite bodies as well. The snug outfit in the second panel here is almost as hot as the Delicious Series set in the bottom panel (especially the JIM gag about the padding being made from used condoms).
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>>9175089
But Germaine being forced to wear the outfit out of the store until and in public is even hotter. JIM never realized a lot of things, but the thing he didn't realize the most is how much of a fetish leering by itself can be.

Also about that deleted post: no it isn't.
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>>9175096
Most of the latter half of this Volume (26 pages again) is taken up by the consequences of what you would expect to be a slapstick gag at the end of one of those "long rambling wall of angsty text" stories where Germaine is standing on a cliff screaming at the universe and then the cliff breaks underneath her. Suddenly she's in the afterlife, and the grim reaper (a little chibi skeleton named Deadie) points out her own mangled corpse to her. This is of note for two reasons: One, this is the first time Foamy speaks out loud (he's also dead, he got ran over like right after Germaine died), and Two because these 2 pages I'm posting are dropped right in the middle of these vignettes about her being Dead as a complete non-sequitur.
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>>9175098
But yeah, here's the first example of Germaine being probed, lul.

Also I posted these quicker (technically) because I wrote all these comments ahead of time, so now the wait between new batches will be even longer! Yippee!
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>>9175102
Volume 4 continues with Germaine still dead and in the afterlife. That's why a cthulhu guy is manning the register at this burger joint.
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>>9175122
And also why Foamy can still speak. It's not why Germaine can get away with killing this bimbo: death was cheap and life even cheaper back in the land of the living.
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>>9175124
Although in the land of the dead, I guess you can't die permanently, hence why the bimbo gets it again.
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>>9175126
And here's your first look at Deadie the Demon (who's not actually the grim reaper, but who gives a shit anyway).
That's it for this (also 26 page, when do these get longer?) Volume. The rest of these were philosophical pining, so lemme leave you with this thought to consider as I read the next volume: aren't all drawn tits technically fake tits?
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>>9175127
This Volume opens with more introspection before Deadie unceremoniously says he can send Germaine back to life (probably because JIM didn't want her to stay dead forever, not like there was much difference aside from Jane not being around) but with some side-effects: now she needs corrective lenses and she can no longer sweat.
>you will never lick the sweat of Germaine's body because she canonically doesn't sweat :(
Anyway that means this page is her killing a broad for real. It might be one of the editors who rejected her poetry, she said that's the only thing she'd have to live for, so Deadie said "Sounds good. Go." and sent her back.
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>>9175134
Oh yeah Foamy came back too, so I guess this is why he's able to talk.
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>>9175135
It's incredible how that space age fabric is able to give Germaine a massive [nospoilerslol]collar[/nospoilerslol].
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>>9175137
The last panel reminds me of the George C Scott remake of "Man Getting Hit By Football" where he says "Argh, my groin!" He won an Academy Award for that, you know.
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>>9175138
It's interesting how much different the dynamic of the story is when Foamy isn't such a demanding little shit. Deadie tagging along with her for no reason provides a better sounding board to display ways in which Germaine can be wrong without getting dragged over hot coals about every little thing.
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>>9175139
Of course, the reason I'm even posting these pages is because of all the pervy paraphernalia Deadie is stumbling across.
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>>9175140
Fuckin' size queen, lul.
Speaking of size, I had to crop this one a little to fit under the 4MB limit, lulul.
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>>9175141
The page I skipped over was a recurring oneshot about an unrelated character. Onto the next Volume.
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>>9175142
Before I started reading this I double checked, and I guess every Comic Book Volume actually is only 26 pages (except Volume 9, which is 31). This rant is like the usual Foamy fare where he's just rambling to a camera in front of a random background. It differs from the other angsty walls of text because it's more indignant than those were, yet the anger is much more aimless as well: hence the comparison to animated!Foamy.
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>>9175160
Anyway, tits.
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>>9175161
The page I skipped this time was a single page strip to tie up a loose end with a character that didn't get posted in this thread: the time Germaine dated the son of Satan or something. I guess JIM found it as bland as I do because his head asplode.
Anyway, now we're getting introduced to a major player in Germaine's future: Dana. You can probably immediately tell why, but it's deeper than you think.
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>>9175162
How dare she lie! George should get to suck both tits to make up for it!
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>>9175163
It's neat to see Germaine actually get along with someone, and for that someone to have some artistic aspirations like her. Surely nothing can go wrong here :)
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>>9175164
I spent a lot of time trying to make a gag out of the math on fucking 163 guys in 2 hours, but it didn't sound funny since it's just taking the max time each guy could take and then doubling & tripling it if we're counting anal & oral as "fucked". Math is laaaaame.
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>>9175165
Dana being such a shameless whore in the face of Germaine's internalized sexism might make for some interesting commentary if JIM had any clue about the female mind, or knew what "internalized sexism" or "slutshaming" meant. Alas, it's the mid-2000s and "gay" is a synonym for "lame", so there's no chance he'd ever make the connections.
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>>9175167
Most of the stuff I skipped past this time is exactly what I thought: Germaine being a pearlclutcher despite her punk demeanor because she can't stand the idea of another woman being in control of their sexuality out of a lack of connection with her own sexuality. Once Dana herself comes back though there's no real dialogue between the two, it's just sex gags because JIM is treating her like a half-strawman where she makes coherent points but does it in a silly way which kinda undercuts these points.
All this bullshit is only worth commenting one BECAUSE the whole point is these characters exists as a mouthpiece for JIM's perspective and he hasn't latched onto Foamy as his Metatron yet.
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>>9175168
The page I skipped wraps up the other loose end with Jane. She became a telephone psychic out in California. We don't get to see her, Deadie just tells us (lazy).
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>>9175169
4Y Records is a comic strip that takes up a lot of the single pages between stories. I think it's JIM's original comic before he created Germaine & NY? It's pretty dull, make CAD look like Moebius. Here's a bunch of pinup girls from it.
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>>9175171
Now as you read this page, you already know that some big sexual punchline is gonna come on the next one. Like I said, I need to provide context for this stuff because it personally upsets me if I accidentally prove JIM right and I'm just here to ogle. But if you read this page in isolation, it emphasizes the entire thing I'm saying: Germaine really is just that insecure about her own life and experiences and she's lashing out at someone else over her own inadequacies. "I work and I toil and what does it show."
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>>9175172
Stay jealous, bitch.

That was a lot of pages. Hopefully Dana sticks around so I'll have more to post for the next Volume.
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>>9175174
You jagoffs better appreciate that it took me half an hour to edit this pic in MS Paint down to a small enough filesize to be uploaded without editing anything about Germaine herself or needing to shrink the resolution. I really hate the 4MB limit, if it were 5 all I'd need to do is crop it but nooooo.
Also, how bout that downtime for maintenance? Didn't expect it to disable the captchas, thought they'd just say "You can't post right now". At least it helped me get through this and the next Volume before posting reenabled.
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>>9175195
After skipping over all the one-page gags that add nothing to the Volume arc, I realized that I was posting 2/3 of the Volume so I may as well post the other pages and just make it a storytime in the middle of this image dump. For clarity's sake, the remaining 1/3 is pages: 1, 9, 11-13, & 23. While there are some pages I'm not commenting on because I can't think of anything to say, these ones are the ones I don't care enough to comment on (aside from this comment).
But yeah, even with Dana absent her influence is gonna linger this Volume. Buckle in.
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>>9175196
The artstyle has reached the next stage, and with it the characterizations are now much more familiar (for better or worse).
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>>9175199
I know this is supposed to be the darkest thing that happens to Germaine in the comic, but the artwork for her eye as she loses consciousness is so well done and slightly erotic.
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>>9175205
>Can one sleep on their ass the wrong way?
She's such a dumbfuck, lul.
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>>9175206
Reality check: the last panel is how Germaine feels about each and every one of us.
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>>9175208
I know this is all very dramatic (melodramatic, one could say) but the page after this is gonna make my cavalier attitude make sense.
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>>9175210
Near complete irreverence over getting raped in her sleep. JIM really has no place to get so upset over people sexualizing Germaine and "missing the point of his satire" when his takes are so fucking tepid.
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Maintenance aftershocks. Captcha wouldn't load for a minute.
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Honestly, the turns he take makes it seem more like he's mocking women exercising their bodily autonomy than just telling a story about a specific woman losing her defiant streak in the face of the oppression of male sexuality.
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This is like classic mindbreak prose. If JIM weren't such a dark comedian this would probably be similar to Emergence or something, not like I read that japanese crap.
>he said on the forum anime built
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>>9175227
The page I just skipped was the introduction to "Ollie & Germ" the Calvin & Hobbes ripoff SFW comic strip where young Germaine lives with her Grampa Ollie after her parents die. JIM actually admits he's ripping of Watterson in one of the doodle books I skimmed through a few days ago, which has more of these strips in it.
Like the random probing gag in the middle of Germaine being dead, this G-rated humor a pretty jarring break from the sex-nanigans.
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>>9175230
Lucky me this one didn't need to be edited, just cropped.
Also this is another issue where I'm gonna be posting every single page.
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>>9175232
Dana's back!
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>>9175233
If I still cared I could probably dissect Dana's sudden return and the missed opportunity for exploration, but since JIM didn't really care that much why should I?
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>>9175234
Dana's dead!
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>>9175235
I guess I did say that "death is cheap and life is cheaper" but it's hard to juxtapose that with the attempts at seriously commenting on society.
...Is it actually because it's talking about sex now? Have I become that casually libtarded? I'm definitely more progressive than I was as a hippie-hating kid (literally in the 3rd grade and hating the shit out of hippies for no reason). Enough introspection.
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>>9175236
Germaine's one line on this page is downright architectural. Brosnan resonates through me.
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>>9175237
I love girls in unusual positions. Squatting out the damn window, tits hanging down between her thighs.
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>>9175239
>She was a squirter this whole time.
Hnnng.
Oh hey she's sweating again, guess JIM retconned that.
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Just to show you you're not missing out on anything, here's a 4Y Records page. I was considering skipping it but it's literally the only page I would be skipping this Volume.
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>>9175245
Wait, so her shaving her head in the comic was just to emulate Dana's style for a pornoflick? I guess people saying JIM did it so people would stop jerking off to her were just making up an excuse because they don't like Sinead O'Connor.
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>>9175246
THANKS FOR TELLING US JIM! I NEVER WOULD'VE NOTICED IF YOU HADN'T LITERALLY POINTED IT OUT ON BOTH THIS AND THE PREVIOUS PAGE.
FUCK.
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>>9175247
Oh, so this was his intent. Now that I think it over more, this tracks. He had always intended from her introduction for Dana to be the half-strawman he could trot out to mock female sexual freedom, so of course he'd design her to be as "ugly" as possible.
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>>9175248
They must have a former imagineer on staff to make animatronics this advanced. Kevin Perjurer is gonna have to restart his Defunctland After Dark series.

>No longer down for maintenance!
So that was a fucking lie.
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>>9175252
Literally just porn. You can even see her labia under that big spot of splooge in the bottom panel.
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>>9175254
For all the mention of length (that dildo from Volume 5, the constant referencing to 12 inch cocks) there hasn't been much thought given to girth. I suspect that's what she means here by saying it's "physically impossible for [her] to do anything with" because it doesn't look over a foot long. Then again, maybe it's the perspective and stubby arms.
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This extreme reaction she gives, the horror of actually ENJOYING sex, is the hottest thing I encountered in my skimming a few days ago.
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>>9175257
ESPECIALLY the dinky little arrow labeled "Brain is Snapping". So fucking hot.
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>>9175258
Only 2 more Volumes to go after this, Volume 9 and Reboot Volume 0, and then onto the Webcomic Collection & the Doodle Books. However it's nearly 3am so I'll pick this up tomorrow morning (11am).
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>>9175259
They need to do more fucking maintenance, this dogshit captcha keeps fucking stalling on me. I click "Get Captcha" and it takes a dog's age to load, and then it sometimes gives me errors even if I did it right or even more goddamn hang-time when it reaches 100% after clicking the "Post" button. I might just wait another few hours to keep going so the system can unfuck itself.
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>>9175409
The artstyle shifts once again, but this time into a form that never made it to the animations. This whole volume is gonna be JIM relearning his muscle memory for digital art, so it's all gonna look a little crap. Juuust a little. Any pages skipped this time are gonna be stupid Foamy rants. This name isn't just a joke, I've been getting real tired of this preachy prick.
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There just hasn't been much to say or analyze here. Mainly because I stopped caring about analyzing it, but also because even if he's not using copy-paste for these the digital medium allows him to maintain exacting detail like he does for the flash cartoons, so most art of Germaine (aside from splash pages like this one) look pretty much the same, even when she's caked in jizz!
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This and the next page are lower-res versions of pics I've seen in the doodle books when I skimmed them. I'm not skipping these so that when I find those other pages later on I can link back here (which hopefully won't be in a separate thread).
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>>9175430
These pages are why I'm slogging through this captcha molasses, so I can have them open in the browser window on one side and mark off which pics I want to link back to later (since I'm working through them right now, got nothing better to do).
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>"ThIs I sWeAr"
And then at some point during the reboot seasons she got the boob ring that lets her control the size of her tits at will.
Get your head out of your ass, JIM. The people turned on the comic because it stopped being funny. You just spent all your time bitching about sluts and calling it "women's rights".
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>>9175442
He is such a victim here. Poor little guy constantly being asked for nudes of his sexy alt-girl. FORCED into drawing her even bigger and sexier with no cellulite at all. Pity him.
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>>9175443
>THIS IS WHAT THE PEOPLE WANTED.
Write it on his jiggly-butt shaped tombstone.
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The Reboot is just as bland as you'd expect. At least here's Germaine in panties and a tank top.
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Someone make this jiggle please
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Originally I was just gonna include this page to show off the tentacle monster that never gets followed up on (since it seems like he abandoned the comic after this volume) but that sideshot of her in the last panel is pretty nice.
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>>9175457
Bottom left panel is reaction image bait.
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>>9175458
This pinup's artstyle is so unlike the rest of this Volume that it must be from someplace else, but it doesn't look like the doodle books either (at least not the ones I skimmed).
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>>9175460
Another reprieve from posting before we get to the Web Comic Collection. I still haven't finished saving the pics from it and I wanna try troubleshooting on my end to see if it makes the captcha & posting quicker.
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>>9175461
I'm gonna be doing something a little different with the pics from this and the Doodle Book. I'm gonna be posting the different versions of Germaine together so there's a semblance of a chronology. I'm also gonna be splitting pages in half (since there's 2 unrelated panels on each page) so the filenames are gonna say #A for the top half and #B for the bottom. While this may bloat the image count, I still wanna do it so there aren't a bunch of half-assed crops floating around.
Which reminds me: if any of you are saving these pics, make sure you either do it via Desuarchive or you append something like ?x to the end of the URL. 4chan's image hosting kneecapped itself a few years ago and broke the MD5 system so it could compress every image posted by less than 1% yet still hosted the original images if you do the ?x trick. It doesn't need to be an x, it could be any character, but it's just what I default to for some reason. Desuarchive somehow is able to scrape the site to get the proper original pics so all the ones it hosts are that size by default, so it's probably easier to go on there and open all the pics you want in new tabs to save than to manually change the URL on every pic here. If you're too lazy to save it the right way, I hate you.
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>>9175682
I'm also not gonna be giving any commentary about what you're missing because it's pics that don't have Germaine or some other chick in them. If you put the filenames back in order and see any gaps, go look for yourself.
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>>9175683
These are actually the only 2 pics of default Germaine I could find. Oh yeah and I was just eyeballing the chronology based on design. I wrote that last comment up before realizing that this was mostly gonna be bald fatty.
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>>9175685
I hope that post didn't double-send due to these stupid connection errors. Only reason I'm doing it now is because the captcha half fixed, but that just made the commit waits twice as long. How did they fuck the site up this badly, was some new hire using "vibe coding" or something? Get your head out of your ass.
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>>9175686
These 2 pics may have the default Germaine design for her face, but they're fat & perverted enough to be from the "Jiggly G" era of the comic that made up all of Volume 7 and the first half of Volume 8.
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And now we come to the main bulk (no pun intended) of the Web Comic Collection: 67 pictures of this heifer. Siiix Seeeveeen. (Should I kill myself yet?)

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I've actually wondered about this many times since discovering masturbation: could sperm actually freeze that well? I know it has a lot of water in it, but for some reason I feel like the density of the proteins/enzymes/whatever would cause it to separate like what happens with milk & buttercream, or when you try to make lemonade popsicles with Country Time Powder in those plastic molds with the sticks and you end up with all the flavor concentrated at the bottom of the reservoir and the rest becomes plain ice.
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Maybe a soft-serve cone of sperm would work better. A soft-sperve. Or churning it. Churn it good.
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Looks like posting speed has finally been fixed, and we're back to normal again.
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This panel in particular got me thinking about how the original comic set up a good reason for why Foamy was suddenly able to speak and then as soon as JIM brought the comic back out from retirement, not only did he retcon away pretty much everything from prior to Volume 6 he also suddenly introduced more squirrels who just have their own society like this is fucking Great Mouse Detective. "Squirrel drugs"? Fuck off.
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Print this panel out and give it to a cute coworker when she comes in for work on her birthday. She'll love it so much that she'll set up a meeting with you, her, and HR to seek approval for a workplace relationship!
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A very low bar to limbo under, but I think this is the worst panel I've read from this book.
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I think this is the first time the black squirrel shows up? I don't care enough to learn his name before I watch the animation. But isn't it somewhat telling that the only time a squirrel regards Germaine's bulbous form as attractive happens to be from the obnoxiously urban one?
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I'm gonna be busy for the next two days with time-sensitive IRL crap so I'll have to cut it off here. I will be continuing once I'm free again, even if I have to make a new thread (we'll need a new one anyway because I still have 5 Doodle Books to go through). When I come back the Web Comic Collection will continue. G'night.
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You're a trooper for uploading all of this in the middle of the captha shitting itself, anon. Thank you.
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>>9175755
It's absolutely insane to me that dude can draw something like this, then turn around and complain about people only wanting to see smut.

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Nothing a few severe beatings can't fix
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He should just draw porn at this point

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