>>34582663
Buy me some drinks and I'll do it for you

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>>34582663
I want to fly and occasionally commit atrocities with laser vision.

something like Münchhausen?

>>34582663
kek

>>34582663
When I was a kid, like 10-12, I used to fantasize about being the only survivor of a traffic accident with my family in the car, everytime we went out. I've never said that to anyone.

>>34582663
And then what? Do it again?
Do you enjoy being taken care of as a patient?

I think in simlar ways sometimes as well. Mostly as daydreaming when some very stressful and important project has a looming deadline over me or as possible catalyst to change my life. You can throw into it some acquired savant syndrome too.

>>34582663
as someone who actually had this happen (well, it was only the side view mirror) it sucks shit. my clavicle clicks when my arm goes up on that side and i can basically never progressively max when benching ever again

>>34584741
yes, why ? Is it weird ?

>>34582663
Give me all of your blood in a transfusion and stem cells to elongate my life, I would really appreciate it. Especially your pancreas because I have type 1 diabetes. You will live on through me. I will also take all of your possessions, and I will get to know you deeply so that I always knew who I'm thankful to. I'm going to be always thankful to you

>>34585203
Know*
Sorry.

>>34585203
I never said I wanted to die. I just wanted to experience it, slow down

>>34585159
Not that anon but to me this says you want to be taken care of at the end of the day. Do you have someone who could take care of you like that, OP?

>>34586898
No

>>34587032
Well there you go. Mystery solved.

In all seriousness OP. It's an idealized scenario, it's not like you want to experience the pain of the hit and run and the emotional turmoil, you want someone to comfort you when you're feeling fucked up.

It's like the whole "this is a nice spot to die/bleed out on". But instead of it being about heroism, bravery or purpose, you just want someone to treat you kindly.

>>34587042
No but I'm actually serious about it. I want this and a girl where I can lay in her arms and fall asleep and stuff

>>34587054
Well if you want to actually be in such a situation instead of having the scenario in your head then I'm sorry to say that's just stupidity, OP.

Medical bills, risk of health concerns, pain, possibility of death... all so a girl will pamper you a bit? Moreover, not only are you stupid because the risk is clearly not worth the reward, you're even more stupid if you seriously believe this is the only way to get it.

At this point just hire a hooker and tell her to cuddle with you and leave it at that. It'll be far cheaper and you save yourself the pain. Or try and get yourself out there and find a girlfriend or something.
Cuddling is nice tho, I'll give you that, nothing like resting your head on a girl's chest or thighs.

>>34587153
> medical bills will be high
I live in a country where healthcare is free

> you can die
I don't care

> the pain
I don't care either

Just get a gf at this point bruh

>>34587170
>>34582663

kek can you please elaborate on this fantasy?

>>34593849
desu I don't know what I can further elaborate. I's just that I imagine feeling the pain and being miserable and then being taken care of in a hospital and that I'm disabled or whatever and broke bones and stuff

>>34582663
why do they have to be drunk? what if they're just pissed off?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_gwxZuUoguU&ra=m

>>34582663
Maybe you need a vacation. Happens to everyone.

>>34582663
You're a soft, retarded, sheltered, mentally ill autistic moron.

>>34593983
but I want it to be at night. Like I'm crossing the street at 2 a.m. and some drunk guy runs a redlight at 60 km/h and hits me and runs

>>34594299
I hope you die

This but it takes me out immediately

>>34594299
>>34594318
Please get help both of you

>>34582663
>Idk what is wrong with me desu.
This falls under the broad category of "suicidal ideation."

You are miserable, you don't like your life, you don't like yourself, you want something or many things to change, but you want the engine of that change to be something external, you don't want to make the effort to change things. If you get in an accident then you'll have an external reason to be miserable.

I used to think this too. And then it happened to my brother - an asshole driver swerved and rammed while my brother was riding his bike. Asshole then drove off, leaving my brother to die in a ditch. My brother was saved, 8 hours on the operating table, over a year in hospitals and in rehab center. 3 years later he needs to walk with a crutch.

The asshole driver died in jail.

And that's how I realized that no, I didn't want to get hit by a car.

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>>34582663
I think me and you have a similar problem. Except I fantasize about getting injured enough to need a leg amputated.
I relate to a lot of your posts in this thread. Not sure if it's a big problem but you're not alone.

>>34598125
I used to fantasize about breaking bones when I was like 6 or 8 and now I kinda fantasize also about getting prostetics and stuff

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>>34599404
Yeah well I wouldn't just do it on purpose, nor am I trying to avoid a draft

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>>34582663
My guess is that your life is empty and meaningless and you want your life to somehow be like a movie character that you empathize with so that your life will be meaningful. You believe that having some kind of dramatic event in your life will make you whole because that’s how the audience perceives movie characters.

You’re too afraid to actually do such a thing to yourself, so for now it’s merely a fantasy that you play out in your mind. You’ll probably never actually do it either. If you had that kind of courage, you could be doing anything else that’s also dangerous but proactive, like joining the army or becoming a drug dealer or bank robber.

I was in the hospital last year after a bike crash. Broke a bunch of bones and all that.

But they put us two to a room at the hospital and the guy in my room had gotten hit by a car. Broke his pelvis and hips. I didnt sleep at all the whole time there because of this guys moaning and groaning from pain. Seriously. I dont think you can even imagine the actual agony of it. Not to mention what its like to be bedridden. Literally unable to get out of a bed. Its nightmarish, man. Truly. You dont know. Its bad.

And you probably think youll get a bunch of attention. And you will, at first. Few weeks, a month. Then nobody cares anymore. Its like they never did at all. Just whoosh, gone. Its not like the movies. Nobody is going to be there when you need to take a shit but you cant even fucking stand up. You do not want to experience any part of it. Dont be fucking stupid, ok.

>>34584700
I still do this, with other scenarios too. House fires, break ins, muggings, etc. Maybe you're not as weird as you think anon, or there's just something wrong with both of us

>>34600461
prob fine. Totally nothing wrong