//adv/
Bernd pls edition
In this thread, we ask the opposite gender anything.

This thread has no rules of its own, but as we are on /adv/, and /adv/ forum rules obviously apply. Otherwise, knock yourself out.

Previously on ATOGA: >>34596937
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>>34599947
kinda odd op photo..
men never fail to remind women of their weirdness huh
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Men, why do overuse the term "strawman" for shit that isn't actual strawmen?
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>>34599955
Bet you want my straw, man
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>>34599955
the same reason people keep on beating every dead horse. It's easy
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If people constantly accuse you of strawmanning you should probably look inwards
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>>34599960
Instructions unclear, looking at N words
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>>34599954
I don't get it
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>>34599960
If you keep misusing the term strawman, you should probably look inwards.
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>>34599955
Laziness
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>>34599955
I've never done that in my life.
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plap
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So why don't lonely girls just colour hairmaxx and rope a nice guy into their life?
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Are women having a good weekend?
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>>34599972
Why do men here like to roleplay like they are apart of some society where every woman is inherently good looking enough to just get a bf at will and every man is inherently desperate enough to accept any random woman.
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Men, if one of your friends got a girlfriend like pic related would you tell him break up with her, even if the alternative is for him to stay an khhv incel?
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>I can never be wrong
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I've decided to get revenge by becoming hot.
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>>34599973
Yeah, but I got into an argument with someone about Wicked. Shit had me ready to throw hands.
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>>34599975
But ain't it true?

>>34599976
Whatever makes him happy
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>>34599960
If you don't know what a strawman is, you should probably not be using words you don't understand
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>>34599975
nta
Because incels with no social lives overrepresent in these threads.
>>34599977
Yeah that's a pretty accurate representation of the males in these threads.
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>>34599975
Try out online dating and you can instantly find a man who claims to want to be your boyfriend. Maybe he's lying, maybe he's only looking for a hookup, but trusting people is part of life, you know?

And I know that you'd prefer to meet people organically in real life, by pure chance or luck, but why pretend that the option for an instant boyfriend doesn't even exist?
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>>34599985
>but why pretend that the option for an instant boyfriend doesn't even exist?
Because it doesn't? Men are so disconnected with reality.
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>>34599989
Which app are you on?
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>>34599991
None, I've never tried them, I already know that the only men I'd match with are the type that swipe right on any living thing that happens to be female, and with the intent of just receiving pics. Nothing actually meaningful.
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>watch eSports event
>mostly dude, very rare nerdy woman or MTF
>suddenly, a slutty little hottie with cat ears walks by
AWOOOOOOGAAAAA
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Women, has a guy ever fooled you with his first picture like this??https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1780692859940681.mp4" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1780692859940681.mp4
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Women

Where's Chad taking you on a date tonight?
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>>34599996
Okay, so the option does exist, you're just too prideful to use it. Don't say that the option doesn't exist then.

Also, don't make your own low self esteem into everyone else's problem.
>Waaah, I'm ugly.
>Waaaaaaah, therefore anybody who likes me must be a worthless piece of shit.
Be nicer to yourself and be nicer to others too, and you'll be happier.
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Damn. Single women are really broken. This is sad.
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>>34600000
Fuck you, you stole my get.
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>>34600005
I might put rather put that food in a bun/sandwich, but other than that it doesn't seem sad.
Also, nice nails.
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>>34600000
Exclusive art gallery
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>>34600001
Way to misinterpret everything I said, you just don't get it. Do you think online dating apps are the only way women and men meet? If I had the physical appearance that'd grant me a man who wasn't just a degenerate coomer then I wouldve been approached by now but it hasn't happened in the slightest.
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>>34600011
Wow, look at you.
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>>34600005
That looks like a fun night to me
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>>34600011
How'd he get access?
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>>34600013
Yeah
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>>34599998
>Women, has a guy ever fooled you with his first picture like this??
The only red flags was the broccoli hair and lacrosse. If not for those, there wouldn't have been a problem with the other pictures.
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>All those good girls defending anal sex in the last thread
I'm proud of you.
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Reminder that you don't hate boomers enough. They're the reason women can't be trad wives anymore and men can't have a nuclear family. They took that from you.
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>>34600020
He's a manlet with a large nose
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>>34600021
It was just jh and korraposter
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>>34600021
It's pretty funny that there seem to be more women who enjoy anal posting here than men.
>>34600019
What kind of art?
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>>34600016
He’s an artist too and knows the gallery owners
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>>34600012
>Do you think online dating apps are the only way women and men meet?
I already said "I know that you'd prefer to meet people organically in real life, by pure chance or luck". It's a supplement to your existing options, and it's a supplement that you are choosing not to even try.

>a man who wasn't just a degenerate coomer
See, there it is again. Why is it your first instinct to assume the worst about people? People you've never met and you know nothing about?

This world only works when we give people a chance, when we judge them on their own merits, when we don't make negative assumptions about them prematurely. If you start thinking more positively about other people, then you might even learn to think more positively about yourself too.
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>>34600014
Her view is really nice too.
Probably fun just to look out while having a drink.
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>>34599997
Asl always has hotties in the audience
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>>34600025
He looks around average height, and I like big noses on guys, so long as their last name doesn't end with berg.
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>>34600014
M
Same. I can't say I'm doing much different with my night tonight.
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>>34600028
Neat
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>>34600031
Age, sex, language?
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>>34600027
Sculpture
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>>34600026
>It was just jh and korraposter
They're still good girls.
I'm old enough to remember when anal was a "male fantasy."
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>>34600039
Cool. Have fun.
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>>34600033
F
Same. I’m making a bridge out of Lego and it’s not good
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>>34600039
NTA. So if he says your ass is a work of art, he really means it.
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>>34599947
Has anyone here tried an A.I gf? I'm curious about them.
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>>34600029
I'm not judging men based on anything but how they act, why would I want to give the sort of men a chance if all they do is instantly talk about sex related things? Its disgusting and dehumanizing. I get men are okay with this since they are very sexual creatures but women value actual love more than lust.
>think more positively about yourself too.
I haven't said anything cruel about myself, I'm not sure what you're getting at.
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>>34600042
NTA
Korraposter is an insufferable shitter.
Pun not intended.
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>>34600042
Me too, and I'm not very old. I've never had any interest in it despite is supposedly being a male fantasy, though.
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>>34600042
It still is
A couple of degenerate freaks on here doesn't change that
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>>34600051
You probably just feel threatened by dykes.
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>>34600047
Sculpted by me to perfection.
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>>34600048
I've done ERP with an LLM before, but I'd have to completely lose my mind and give up on being a human being to have an "AI girlfriend". I may as well have sock puppet for a girlfriend at that point.
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>>34600042
JH and Korra are just ENTJ, sorry
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>>34600050
>I get men are okay with this since they are very sexual creatures but women value actual love more than lust.
NTA, but bruh.
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>>34600048
Anything but getting off is deranged.

>>34600057
I have no clue what she looks like.
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>>34600063
Dyke doesn't always mean butch
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>>34599975
The average man thinks the average woman is attractive enough, while the average woman thinks the average isn't attractive enough. Logically there are more ugly men than women and a woman would have to be below a 2 or a 3 out of 10 to be considered unfuckable or not worth getting into a relationship with.
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>>34600050
>I'm not judging men based on anything but how they act
But you've never tried the apps, so you don't know how they act. Get an app, make a bio that says you're only looking for long-term romance and love over lust, and some of the men who contact you will NOT instantly talk about sex.

>I haven't said anything cruel about myself, I'm not sure what you're getting at.
"If I had the physical appearance that'd grant me a man who wasn't just a degenerate coomer then I wouldve been approached by now but it hasn't happened in the slightest."
"I already know that the only men I'd match with are the type that swipe right on any living thing that happens to be female, and with the intent of just receiving pics."

Stop hating the world and stop hating yourself, please.
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>>34600065
>Dyke is a slang term, used as a noun meaning lesbian.[1][2] It originated as a slur for masculine, butch, or androgynous girls or women. Pejorative use of the word still exists, but the term dyke has been reappropriated[3] by many lesbians to imply assertiveness and toughness.[4]
I don't care either way.
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>>34600067
She's one of those girls who wants to sleep around but is too insecure to do so so she projects her repressed desires like a gay guy
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do you know how sad is not having anyone to fuck during the world cup in Brazil?
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>>34600059
>>34600063
As long as you keep yourself grounded and just think of them as practice, then it should be fine, right?
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>>34600048
I like to make AI bot characters, both male and female as a hobby. No I will not be linking any of my bots.
>>34600066
nta
Oh god it's this shit. No, men being willing to have a quickie with a random dumpy looking chick just because he's horny and desperate isn't virtuous, it's pathetic.
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>>34600075
>think of them as practice
That's incredibly stupid.
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>>34600075
I don't think seeing that as practice is very grounded either, anon. The only thing you'd be practicing is roleplaying with an LLM.
You can indulge in "talking" to an LLM, but you should let it placate you to the point of no longer wanting an actual relationship with a woman.
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>>34600042
So are they, the only women pretending to be into anal are millennial hags desperate for the last scraps of male validation
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>>34599998
>https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1780692859940681.mp4" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1780692859940681.mp4
You know, vids like this wouldn't be so demoralizing if it was always some supermodel looking chick saying it, but 9 times out of 10 she's just average to decent looking.
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>>34600079
*you shouldn't let it placate you, I mean to say
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>>34600080
Zoomers don't like anal?
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I tease my 7.5" boyfriend about having small dick as a joke but I think he kinda likes it.
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>>34600085
NTA
From what I've seen, zoomers seem really uncomfortable with any sexual activity that isn't basic missionary sex.
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>>34600074
Last time it was Brazil getting fucked by Germany
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>>34600083
Why bother getting demoralized by what a woman you will never meet or date has to say?
Have you also considered that there's a reason she's on camera? Specifically to get a rise out of you, maybe?
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>>34600089
I think that was 2 cups ago
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>>34600068
I don't care, but here's the definition I cared to look up, lol.
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>>34600092
When one person posts a video, it's just one person's opinions. When a video becomes popular, it's because it resonates with a lot of people's opinions and experiences.
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>>34600086
I'm a hung guy with an sph kink.
Sexuality is fucking weird.
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>>34600095
People on social media =/= people in real life
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>>34600088
So all the "UwU choke me, daddy" types are 30-45? Damn.
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>>34600095
I know I watch true crime because my experience with men is that they're psycho criminals and murderers
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>>34600067
You seem to be confusing men having lower standards than woman as men having low standards in general, they do not have as low of standards as you seem to think, not that there's anything wrong with that, but that does mean that someone who isnt conventionally attractive is going to not have much of a chance.
I also think you're ignoring how men on dating apps will often outright ignore women's wants and message with alternative (lustful) motives nonetheless.
>Stop hating the world and stop hating yourself, please.
Why do you equate being realistic and self aware with one's looks with self hate? Not everyone is going to be pretty/handsome and that's okay, it'd be self hate if I adjust my self worth based on my looks but I don't, I still think i deserve a good relationship that isn't just sex-driven the only thing I've adjusted (or rather others have on my behalf) is my likelihood of obtaining said relationship but we all already know life is unfair like that.
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>>34600092
Look at birthrates anon, most guys can't get a girl
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>>34599998
nag
Is that woman around the same age as that kid? She looks and sounds like she's pushing thirty.
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>>34600099
Look out femanon. I'm gonna getcha!
>>34600102
I still see a lot of couples outside.
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>>34600098
UwU is a millennial thing, and yeah zoomers seem grossed out by incest kink of any kind.
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>>34600092
>Why bother getting demoralized by what a woman you will never meet or date has to say?
The concern is that it's not just her.
>Have you also considered that there's a reason she's on camera? Specifically to get a rise out of you, maybe?
Sure, it's possible. But how would they select for women with high standards when they're looking for people to be in their video?
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>>34600102
Why not look at pairing rates instead of birth rates? Most guys are married
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>>34600098
The only woman I've slept with who was like that is now 30. It was really weird lol I wasn't into it.
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>>34600108
Because we track birthrates, most guys won't have kids

>>34600105
I don't
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>>34600107
>The concern is that it's not just her.
Why worry about what women like that think? Are you really upset you can't get a woman that superficial?
>But how would they select for women with high standards when they're looking for people to be in their video?
No one using Tinder and larping as an it-girl from 2007 has high standards, anon. She's a loser and doesn't want you to notice.
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>>34600101
>I also think you're ignoring how men on dating apps will often outright ignore women's wants and message with alternative (lustful) motives nonetheless.
Men in real life will ignore your stated intentions and hide their true intentions too. Men do it, women do it, everyone does it. It's the human condition.

All people are capable of great maliciousness, and the only way to live a halfway decent life is to force yourself to give people a fair chance, and to judge each individual person based on their own individual merits. Why shouldn't this apply online just as much as it apples offline?
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>>34600105
>I still see a lot of couples outside.
Even more singles that you don't see inside.
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>>34600098
Yes. Kink was normalized by 50 shades of grey, which came out in like 2013. So definitely millennial core. I'm glad zoomers are leaving that bullshit behind.
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>>34600077
>Oh god it's this shit. No, men being willing to have a quickie with a random dumpy looking chick just because he's horny and desperate isn't virtuous, it's pathetic.
I wasn't just talking about sex, but also relationships. Which is why I also mention relationships in my original post.
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>>34600102
NTA
That's not the main cause.
People just don't want some shitty children in their life anymore.
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>>34600117
Anything to justify giving up, huh?
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>>34600120
When blackpill men are talking about "relationships" they mean "sex and being my tradwife fantasy".
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>>34600115
>Why worry about what women like that think? Are you really upset you can't get a woman that superficial?
What if that's how most think, they simply have the tact not to verbalize it like she does?
>No one using Tinder and larping as an it-girl from 2007 has high standards, anon. She's a loser and doesn't want you to notice.
Was tinder even around back then? I was in middle school.
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You Fucking Foids are nothing but kept women, here to flatter the dignity of men who pay for the privilege.
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>>34600124
NTA. I want a goth baddy wife.
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>>34600131
Stfu you fake disgusting cretin. You bully people irl and then pretend you're not the bad guy. Take your fucking pills
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>>34599955
This is literally a strawman kek
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>>34600131
Men don't pay for 4chan pass here. What are you talking about?
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>>34600078
That's fair and I can see why, but it might be better than nothing.

>>34600079
I do want a relationship with a woman, but I lack any romantic or sexual experience despite being in my mid 20s. I also don't have what most woman would want in a man, so there's no point. I obviously won't be sexually satisfied, but I could receive a little emotional satisfaction until I become someone who is worth something.
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>>34600088
>>34600106
>>34600109
>>34600119
Based zoomers.
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>>34600121
Naw, it's the cause, there are just so many single moms and girls don't want multiple kids from different fathers. Look up the stats and be surprised
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>>34600130
>Was tinder even around back then? I was in middle school.
This caught me off guard. I never realized you guys saw Tinder as such an enduring institution of the internet.
No, it didn't exist yet. facebook had only existed for a few years at that point, and the first iPhone and Android came out that year.
The biggest dating sites back then were Match.com, eHarmony, OKCupid, Plenty of Fish, etc. Online dating was still something you did at a personal computer back then, not on a phone.
>What if that's how most think, they simply have the tact not to verbalize it like she does?
Everyone has preferences when it comes to physical attraction, but most people don't sit around and circlejerk about how unworthy people on dating apps are, no.
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>>34600140
Why are you so scared of sex?
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>>34600140
I think the reason zoomers are so vanilla is because so many of them get so little sex anyway, that even the most basic stuff is revolutionary to them
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>>34600142
Nah, I'm good, keep living in your bubble.
Plenty men don't want any garbage offspring either.
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>>34600124
Ok, and? I'm talking sex and relationships in general.
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>>34600151
I'm just translating what you really mean. You can stop with the "men are angels" gaslighting now.
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How many moids?
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>>34600145
I'm not, I'm scared of those who think sex isn't satisfying unless it looks like a crime scene, or sounds like a Jerry Springer episode.
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>>34600116
I don't think any middle ground is going to be made here if you're just consistently taking the safe route by talking about how everyone is guilty of the behaviors I'm talking about, I already understand that women can be shallow and lustful too, but it is mostly done by men.
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>>34600140
I'm the third one and am a millennial. I'm not a prude at all, but I'm just not into choking women or being called daddy.
The sex with that girl was fantastic otherwise.
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>>34600148
Statistics are literally out there, thousands of papers have been written about it
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>>34600154
9 out of 12.
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>>34600159
So inform me at what point sex becomes a crime scene or a Jerry Springer episode then.
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>>34600163
Sure thing, buddy.
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>>34600154
>feel emotional
>have insecurities
>have trauma
>was abused
>deserve love & care
>deserve support
What do I win
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>>34600161
Each side says that the other side is worse. Is it actually measurable?

Life is better when you put sides aside, please believe me.
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>>34600168
Why'd you edit out looks and sounds?
I don't think a TV crew is actually recording millennials having sex.
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>>34600172
>Life is better when you put sides aside,
Very well said.
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>>34600172
Are you actually trying to imply that we somehow can't tell that the gender who is the most lustful to the point of them valuing lust higher than actual love isn't mainly men? I think this is insulting to both our intelligence, but I get that you're biased.
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>>34600175
No answer then? At what point does sex go too far in your morally superior eyes?
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>>34600085
Pussy is literally made to fuck. Crafted by millions of years of evolution to be the best thing to put your dick into. Why would I put my dick in an asshole where shit comes out of
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I can't tell attimes if the world is getting worse and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it or if I actively want the world to get worse because a hellscape of a world that only gets better after our lifespands is annoying and unfair, the babies, the hcildren and the teens of today hsould suffering 1000 million times as hard as we of now just now, these feelings are of selfish spite yet I'm certain I'm not alone in those feelings, if there's one thing us humans are about is spite, just watch, somebody somewhere is going to rage quit the planet with nuclear war at some point
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>>34600178
>Are you actually trying to imply that we somehow can't tell that the gender who is the most lustful to the point of them valuing lust higher than actual love isn't mainly men?
Not him, but if that's his stance, I agree.
>I think this is insulting to both our intelligence, but I get that you're biased.
What, and you aren't biased? Moron.
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>>34600154
9 maybe 10
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>>34600178
We can't tell who is most dishonest, each side accuses the other side of being the most dishonest. You will meet men who claim to NOT value lust over love, and it's your choice to automatically assume that they're dishonest.
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>>34600167
>>34600171
>>34600189
Lemme guess
None of you go to therapy
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>>34600170
Buy a chatgpt subscription or something, no excuse to be this ignorant
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>>34600192
I went to therapy seven years ago and got what I needed out of it.
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>>34600195
Ok, kid.
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>>34600192
Same as >>34600198 I had one anxiety attack I would not call a panic attack. I just don't self harm or have a eating disorder
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>>34600195
Holy fuck zoomers are retarded
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>>34600187
>What, and you aren't biased?
Everyone's biased so yes, but when it comes to being awful coomers, men easily take that prize, how can anyone disagree with this?
>>34600190
>t's your choice to automatically assume that they're dishonest.
Because it's something they do time and time again, the experience of a man and woman going out on a date where he comes across as a normal man both before and during the date, only to be upset when she doesn't let him fuck her just cause he paid for her dinner is so common, men view women as an opportunity for sex before they view them as anything else.
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Take it easy for a little while
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>>34600204
And was this experience created by online dating, it didn't exist prior to online dating and it doesn't exist independently in offline dating?
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>>34600154
Someone post the meme of the bottom left
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>>34600204
>Everyone's biased so yes, but when it comes to being awful coomers, men easily take that prize, how can anyone disagree with this?
I don't really want to continue this slapfight any further after this reply, but women buy lots of sex toys and a lot of literotica. Humans are coomers.
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>>34600202
I'm 32 tho
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>>34600211
You're spiritually 14, I'm afraid
>erm just give sam altman money to have a computer use a search engine for you bro
So stupid
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He has been raped? Hasn't he.

That is why he has become one of our test subjects.

Do you think he will forcibly sodomize a new generation? He is part of the control group. I fear the damage he will cause with his penis.
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>>34600205
>Take it easy

I think YOU'RE easy.

Now come over here and suck my willy.
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>>34600220
hot...
shirtless pic perhaps?
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women, thoughts on men with fetishes for vulnerable and easily exploitable girls?
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>>34600213
it can use tools now, so it is pretty useful. It does suck to give those people money though
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Why are men seen as less emotional when they’re clearly extremely emotional and it causes them to act out violently, self harm, or use addictive substances.
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>>34600224
You mean patriarchy default.
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>>34600220
Most men have one d but it seems you've got 2
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>>34600184
Idk it’s weird living in the timeline that is about to have real cyberpunks. Turns out every movie about a dystopian future got it right.
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>>34600223
no
answer the question
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>>34600226
Because women are retarded and think being emotional means crying like a bitch next question
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>>34600228
So do some types of snakes. If you fucked a snake you'd have to choose which of its dick heads fucks you.
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>>34599975
Women are a scam, retard. And they're barely sentient.
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>>34600233
Men cry more than woman statistically….
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>>34600237
NTA
I just find it funny how moids like to hype themselves up as logical and not ruled by emotions because they don't count anger as an emotion.
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>>34600226
I would really like to hear an answer from women about this. It's always been painful for me to hear people speak with certainty about how emotionally dull and shallow we apparently are.
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>>34600236
No
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>>34600238
I suppose I can only speak from experience, but I've never met a man who doesn't realize that anger is an emotion. Even the dumbest, most senseless men I've met who let their emotions rule them were fully aware of their emotions.
I don't guess women get to hear that half of locker room talk, though.
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>>34600239
Oh for fuck's sake I have to re post my response.
>>34600238
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>>34599977
>>34599984
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>>34600242
lol I'm sorry
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>>34600241
>I suppose I can only speak from experience, but I've never met a man who doesn't realize that anger is an emotion.
Clearly they don't considering how much they like to hype themselves up as the more logical sex that's not controlled by emotions.
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>>34600237
Very emotional. Easily triggered etc
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>>34600235
You're a bully, who drinks and calls people ugly and doesn't have the balls to be a decent human being
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>>34600153
Women are the one claiming to be "angels". I don't recall any man claiming that all men are innocent and not shallow. No one mentioned tradwives until you did.
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>>34600246
For sure. I think all people can be like that, so I've always taken umbrage with the notion that one sex is the emotional sex and the other isn't.
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>>34600238
Man here. Life only makes sense because of emotions, if you couldn't feel anything, it would be even more pointless than it already is. And everyone acts irrationally often, it's the people who act like facts ain't facts because they hurt their feelings that piss men off, so mainly leftists and wymynz.
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Do men not realize how painful having an abortion is? There’s no reason to attack and harass them like you do when they’re carrying one of the worst burdens a person can go through. Meanwhile men cry about video game ranks
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>>34600229
we've reached the naked corruption and the corporations having more powers than entire countries but we left out the neon signs everywhere and the cyberpunk cybernetic body part modification, we'll be getting chips put in our skin tho at some point.
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>>34600224
>women, thoughts on men with fetishes for vulnerable and easily exploitable girls?
To shreds, you say?

>>34600226
>Why are men seen as less emotional when they’re clearly extremely emotional and it causes them to act out violently, self harm, or use addictive substances.
Because men experience the three acceptable man emotions, rather than a full wheelhouse of emotions like an emotionally mature adult should.
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Women,

If I call you Anon-Chan does it count as Sex Harassment?
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>>34600247
Not a bully, don't drink. I stand by what I said. Women in 2026 are 100% a scam. Having a girlfriend in 2026 is gayer than actually being gay.
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>>34600252
I’m a man and agree with this
>it's the people who act like facts ain't facts because they hurt their feelings that piss men off,

>so mainly leftists and wymynz.
but definitely not this. There are petulant, loudmouthed idiots of all sexes and ideologies.
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>>34599947
Why did you make the OP pic a child??
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>>34600245
Anger is the only allowed emotion for men, sadness is ok sometimes if your kid died you can drop a tear
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>>34600256
>Because men experience the three acceptable man emotions, rather than a full wheelhouse of emotions like an emotionally mature adult should
I’ll bite. Explain my own feelings and mind to me, Korrasami.
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>>34600259
>mainly
Keyword
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>>34600249
>My only understanding of women is random Twitter posts and Hollywood garbage slop
Yawn.
>>34600261
Yes and men are the ones who caused that social norm, but I know you're gonna find a way to blame it on women.
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>>34600258
It's the internet, you're probably lying 80% and or trolling.
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>>34600261
>Anger is the only allowed emotion for men
Not if you're neurodivergent
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>>34600261
Men don’t experience joy, disgust, grief, tranquility, curiosity, empathy, etc?
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>>34600253
Fucking retard
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>>34600266
I've told some wild fake sex stories on 4chan, my real life sex life actually just consists of having normal, vanilla sex with one person maybe every 4-6 years
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>>34600264
I know, and I still disagree.
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>>34600265
>men are the ones who caused that social norm,
not fully true
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>>34600253
Do you know how painful it is to be knocked down from platinum 3
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>>34600266
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>>34600268
You're supposed to hide it and be a good soldier
How new r u
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>>34600265
Keep talking out of your ass lol
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>>34600253
depends, if you were raped then I sympathize with you but if you were just being a dumbass that didn't use protection then I don't feel bad for you
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>>34600277
Not very new, and I can't say that wearing those emotions on my sleeve has ever been a turn-off to other people so long as I didn't wallow in them or express them through physical violence.
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>>34600276
El retardo
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What would be your perfect dream date?
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I feel sick every time I see my disgusting face in the mirror
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>>34600282
Rape
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>>34600271
I will be gracious enough to extend this to miggers but that's it. Everyone is biased and holds on to narratives of false causality to explain the world in a way where they're always the good guy and other people the baddies but it's only political retards and wymyn who deny obvious truths because it's offensive.
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>>34600257
Yes
Do it and I'll nail your balls to the chalkboard.
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>>34600284
This is why I don’t take women seriously
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>>34600284
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>>34600281
You're at the base of the pyramid. Do better.
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>>34600224
Nag
Women only have fetishes about being vulnerable and easily exploitable so why is it bad?
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>>34600282
Sharing a meal or coffee, going to a museum/gallery/zoo/aquarium/open-air market and then hanging out outdoors at a park or walking trail. Time would fly without either of us noticing, and the conversation would flow naturally.
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state sex
How fucking COOL is this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51vS67BxTSI
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>>34600288
My least favorite day of the year. One of my cats died on this day a few years ago. :/
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>>34600292
F
Back in the days before normies invaded otakudom.
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>>34600262
Most men experience joy, sadness, and anger without a deeper understanding of their emotions or their root causes. Like a man will feel angry without knowing why the thing that made him angry made him angry, nor how it might stem from or overlap with another emotion.

Example: my ex once got really angry while doing something because no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get it right. This made him feel helpless, but that feeling of helplessness wasn't born out of nothing. He was feeling helpless due to being looked over for a promotion at work as well as feeling stuck with his parents, because he also felt guilt over wanting to leave his parents as they're getting older. So the underlying reason he was throwing his tools around the garage was because he fears his parents' mortality, but most men would just chalk it up to whatever is bothering them in that moment.
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>>34600294
It's scary
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>>34600295
take me back to the good old days
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>>34600288
I like this day because it's when the suicidal thoughts stop
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>>34600288
I love calling friends on 6/6 and asking them "How was your dday?" They think I'm stuttering when I remind them that it was dday today.
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>>34600296
>Like a man will feel angry without knowing why the thing that made him angry made him angry, nor how it might stem from or overlap with another emotion.
I sincerely have no idea how you could come to this conclusion. I would have to think that most women weren't fully sentient to believe this about them.
The anecdote you shared also doesn't support it. I can't help but feel a little insulted, reading your post.
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>>34600284
Can't tell apart the ones that enjoy this from the ones that would report me to the police otherwise I would be doing this every time. I forced anal sex on a girl I hooked up with a while back, she was drunk in my home at night, we were by ourselves, met on Tinder and invited her over, she had been out drinking with friends, it was one of the last few days of her vacation and she wanted to enjoy herself before going back to her usual routine. She let me know she didn't want it and kept slipping away and pretending to be asleep but that was the only reaction, don't know if she was scared to be more confrontational because of the implication. I kept forcing myself on her and managed to penetrate her a few times but couldn't get into a position to really fuck her and gave up eventually. We still messaged the day after like nothing happened then she blocked me after a few days. I wonder if that actually qualifies as rape. I come across as very polite and nice, maybe that's why she thought it was repulsive.
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>>34600287
I'm male
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>>34600295
I'll be singing this at AX this year. I'll try to get all my UUOOOHHH shit in order
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>>34600304
>I wonder if that actually qualifies as rape.
M
It does. You are a rapist.
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>>34600260
Engagement bait, the only thing we can do at this point is try not to bring attention to it thus “letting anon win”
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>>34600304
who cares. Check this out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SRUCfgSj_0
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Why are women so evil?
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>>34600309
Swag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2juGaxjRNDI
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>>34600296
I'm all of these at the same time all the time
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>>34600304
>I come across as very polite and nice
Don't you all
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>>34600315
It takes a lot of intent to rape anyone. The sooner you stop lying to yourself, the more likely you'll be able to die with a clear conscience.
I'm not trying to shame you; that would be pointless. Just stating the facts.
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>>34600316
That man is a well poisoner if I've ever seen one.
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>>34600311
You have the child and the moids whine about giving you like 500 a month for THEIR kid
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Women, do you want a moid to ask if you see a future together before he proposes or do you just want him to surprise you?
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>>34600315
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>>34600320
Sure if you say so
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>>34600322
Honestly I just want a big wedding that I can post on Ig so all the guys that came in me and dipped can see I’ve made it
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Most vascular calloused sinewy moid hands I've ever seen
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>>34600321
Being a deadbeat dad is bad true, but doesn't justify murder imo
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>>34600330
Moid here is that what you want or what are you replying to
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>>34600322
I'd explain the best future I want for us.
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>>34600331
I agree but killing a clump of cells which aren’t conscious isn’t murder. If anything it’s self harm
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>>34600332
The post above mine
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Oh god, the thread's gonna devolve into an abortion argument.
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>>34600337
Oh yeah true and thanks
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>>34600338
yep, I'll come back later when they shut up
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>>34600338
Some people can't help themselves, they HAVE to reply to bait
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>>34600320
It's an anonymous board, why wouldn't you confess things you haven't told anyone? Why try to impress or try to do PR for men? Women do way fkn worse
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>>34600282
we fuck in the end
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>>34600339
Rape can happen when both parties are drunk but consent and men go to prison for that genius. Third degree murder is still murder, unintentional rape is still rape you’re an icky nasty sex pest and you’re gonna get intentionally raped by the devil with Harvey wine stain as your butt buddy
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>>34600339
>That's what I mean, it wasn't rape because there was no intention to rape,
Yes, I realize what mental gymnastics you're performing to avoid confronting the reality that you are a rapist. Again, I'm not trying to flame you, but I feel that you need to be real with yourself about this for the sake of your own sanity and maybe your soul.
>If someone is doing something to you and you barely react, that counts as consent in my book.
This is what people call victim blaming, anon. You may be desensitized to that phrase because of how sensationalized public discourse is surrounding sexual assault, but it's what you're doing. You are blaming a rape victim for being raped.
That woman didn't resist because she was mortally afraid for her life. We men can easily physically overpower most women, and you used that implication to coerce that woman into allowing you to rape her.
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>>34600321
Single mothers that push their children on men they don't like and would never date if they were childless are worse. Women complaining about dead beat men reflects poorly on women for picking those men
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>>34600341
Come to my new ATOGA girls only thread we can dodge them
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Women I can hear the summer crickets outside
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>>34600349
/ayoga/
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>>34600348
nta
You're not winning your argument by thinking that deadbeat dads shouldn't take accountability for their actions.
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>>34600348
You realize there’s no way to tell if a man will be a deadbeat abusive piece of shit right?
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>>34600347
I'm not sold. Still think it wasn't rape. To this day I'm not sure if she even blocked me because of that. We still messaged the next day.
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Hello my love
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>>34600356
She was in shock
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>>34600349
I'm not a girl though
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>>34600353
I don't think that and that's not what I said
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>>34600357
Hey hun
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>>34600356
It was rape, and that is absolutely why she blocked you. The other anon is right; she was in shock.
You need to accept that you are a rapist.
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>>34600354
Lmao, always this argument. I will agree that some men fool everyone but a lot of women pick very poorly and very apparent to a lot of people. BS argument.
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>>34600360
Yes it is, why the fuck else is your response entirely about the women and not about the men at all?
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I wanna cradle her head in my hand and look into her eyes. And call her my darling
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>>34600362
And unless you get into science and drum up a way to unrape her; you are a rapist for life
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>>34600358
>>34600362
I can't just ask her now so we'll never know. You guys are assuming too much.
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You know what bitch, fuck you *unrapes you*
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>>34600368
If only
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>>34600364
I only said women are worse for doing what I said they do. Worse means that those men are also doing something bad but not as bad, so I actually disapproved of both in my original response.
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>>34600366
Yes, that's correct. Anon needs to accept that he was capable of raping a woman.
>>34600367
I'm not, anon. You gave us a lot of details and even called your posts here a confession.
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>>34600330
There are no women on this site
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>>34600372
That's not true. /cgl/, /hm/, /an/, /p/, what else
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>>34600363
Yeah but if some men can fool everyone you never know and you can’t blame women for aborting their stds (children)
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women are the only ones that have been nice to me, other men were assholes and treated me like shit, but at the same time they are the ones that have hurt me the most by hurting my feelings.
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>>34600370
>Not having the hindsight to know that a guy will turn out to be a deadbeat is worse then being a deadbeat
Men really fucking hate taking accountability for their actions, don't they?
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>>34600373
>hm
Hahaha
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>>34600371
Not saying I'm confessing to rape, I confess to something private that is unethical and would damage my reputation, not rape. I blame women for this happening for giving men who are actually a evil pass and saying no when they don't mean it and want you to insist. Blame women, anon.
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I'm torn on abortion. Like, I am inherently against a woman's right to choose, but I also really like killing babies.
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>>34600375
Have you tried not being a faggot
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>>34600374
You're reading comprehension is really low. You can definitely a lot of times is the whole basis of what I said. What you said doesn't follow logically.
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>>34600376
That’s rich coming from little miss I was drunk so I sucked their cocks at girls night I didn’t mean it uwu
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>>34600378
I only bring it up because some femanons itt said it was the closest thing they had to /s/ lol
But now that I think of it, I think they said /fit/ was better than it
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>>34600304
Rape.
I would've just fucked her in the morning.
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>>34600379
This is hilarious to read idk if this is fake
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>>34600376
You can't read, can you? I said women throwing their responsibilities on men they don't like is worse.
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>>34600328
They dipped while you dripped.
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>>34600388
You don't have any experience with women? They often say no when they don't mean it and want you to keep insisting.
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>>34600383
>Yes you can a lot
>which means you can’t always
>which means you can’t ever
>because if we get rid of obvious deadbeats
>we are still dealing with the good men and not obvious deadbeats and there’s no way to tell who is which
I thought men were supposed to be good at logic
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>>34600391
Nta I couldn't dip because Slim Chickens forgot my sauce.
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>>34600384
I've only ever had sex with one man and have no interest in casual sex, but thank you for the erotic fanfiction.
>>34600389
Alright I re-read your shit, so basically, you're one of those retards who thinks being a stepfather is being a cuckold. You're still retarded, but for different reasons. My mistake. I wasn't aware that moving on and getting together with a new person while you have a child is worse then being a shitty parent.
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>>34600392
I just want you to keep typing shit like "Not saying I'm confessing to rape, I confess to something private that is unethical and would damage my reputation"
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>>34600346
>you’re gonna get intentionally raped by the devil with Harvey wine stain as your butt buddy
This desu, anon is fucked if he doesn't realize the error of his ways
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Men,what kind of nose do you have? Does it have a bump? Is it big or small?
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>>34600398
Mental gymnastics so absurd they sound like something out of a comedy
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>>34599947
as a parent how would you train a girl to deal with adult me hitting on her? like adult men shouting from their cars to a high school girl?
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>>34600402
Olympics called they want this nigga for 2028
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>>34600403
M
I would tell her to ignore you or any other men that catcall. You're such a gaywad if you really do this shit irl.
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>>34600396
>I've only ever had sex with one man and have no interest in casual sex, but thank you for the erotic fanfiction.
Woman speak 101 fellas. She’s had lots of sexual partners but she considers them to be less than men. She’s fucked at least 10 “boys” according to her but one MAN.
>those retards who thinks being a stepfather is being a cuckold.
This is what gives it away. She’s an unironic “he’s the father who STEPPED up” these word games that disguise the truth sicken any honest individual
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>>34600401
Big Jewish nose for a little Jewish guy.
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>texting girl
>in a position where I can easily transition into asking her out
>she mentions some thing
>I go into a long rant about why I hate that thing and think it's stupid
>expect her to agree
>she stops responding

I'M
SO
FUCKING
STUPID
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>>34600396
Do you mind if I write more about you?
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>>34600401
I have a big one. It's pretty straight and defined but the tip is quite bulbous.
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>>34600396
Not what I said originally but I don't disagree. I said women who get together with men *they don't like* after they've had a child and are single but we have to admit that women think a lot differently after they have a child, so it's pretty much instinctual for them to do this, so yeah, dating single moms is inherently cucked.
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>>34600412
You know what they say about men with big noses.
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>>34600398
Ok, punisher
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>>34600409
Uh, the reason I say I've only fucked one man is because I'm not a pedophile you fucking weirdo.
>This is what gives it away. She’s an unironic “he’s the father who STEPPED up” these word games that disguise the truth sicken any honest individual
Look, you can just say "Dating someone who already has kids is too much for me, I don't think I could do it" and that'd be fine. Personally, I couldn't date a single parent myself because it'd be too much responsibility for me. But no, men have to do all these theatrics about how single mothers are evil and being a stepfather makes you a cuck.
>>34600418
Okay now I get it. You were jerking off to a revenge scenario where the Stacy who said no to you comes crying back to you after the Abuse Chad she had a kid with abandoned her. Okay, now I understand your mental disability.
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>>34600381
Pretty sure this is an Anthony Jeselnik or Mark Normand joke
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Being a step father does make you a cuck though. You're raising some stranger man's seed.
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>>34600421
You would be disappointed by my mediocre penis.
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>>34600434
bf material
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>>34600432
No need to be passive aggressive anon, you can reply to me if you want.
>>34600426
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>>34600426
Lol, this is why we say women are more irrational than men. Women will instantly put aside any arguments and try to cancel and insult you when you put an uncomfortable truth or opinion in front of them. Imagine if this was Facebook, she would actually call my job and try to get me fired.
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>>34600430
Get anon's hack ass
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>>34599955
Like how women use gaslight for "you disagreed with me"
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>>34600437
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>>34600439
Well fuck I guess I’ll just shut up and clean then
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>>34600439
It's irrational for me to say you're fucking weird for going on a tirade about how I'm actually a slut because I used the term "man" instead of "boy"? Explain, dear rational man.
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>>34600395
A travesty
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>>34600445
HE'S GOT THE RIZZ
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>>34600403
>as a parent how would you train a girl to deal with adult me hitting on her? like adult men shouting from their cars to a high school girl?
I know a model who open carries and she never gets cat called.
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>>34599976
I would never tell any of my friends to break up with their girlfriend for any reason. Men don't really do that.
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>>34600401
Like Alexander III, but with a smaller mole than he had on the side.
Medium sized, straight.
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And I just don't recognize this fool that you have made me
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>>34600447
You're replying to the wrong person. I called you irrational for being a child and immediately resorting to insults when you disagree with someone
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>>34600413
Autism?
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>>34600447
You responded to the wrong guy but I’ll clarify.
You’ve been fucked by ~11 males
You call 10 of them boys
You call your current one a man
Therefore you’ve only had sex with one MAN according to you. The distinction is false and made up in your head so you can feel like a princess. Now please answer. Do you consent to me writing erotic fiction about you in this thread. You thanked me but I think you were being sarcastic.
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White boy summer is fast approaching.
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>>34600462
White boys are God's angles.
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>>34599975
>Why do men here like to roleplay like they are apart of some society where every woman is inherently good looking enough to just get a bf at will and every man is inherently desperate enough to accept any random woman.
I'm a tourist here but the first part of your question is true and the second part is false.
Women can get a mate pretty easily but it requires that they adjust their standards and get a guy who will say yes, which definitely does exist. They can't get any guy they want, but they can get a guy.
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>>34599976
I typically avoid commenting on my friends' relationships. If I saw her openly treat him like shit, I'd definitely pull him aside and talk about it, but pic related might also be said in a jokingly insulting way (not my thing, but it could be for them), so it depends on context.
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>>34600445
he looks fuckable
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>>34600466
hey back off, he’s mine
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>>34600328
Moid hands
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>>34600468
LMAO it's ok i'll corrupt some other poor anon
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>>34600463
Anless... shi a gwine aks mi tuh bi di devil.
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>>34600464
The 2nd part is absolutely true, only chad has the luxury of picking and choosing
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>>34600457
Oh because I said something mean to the guy jerking off to his Stacy rejection fantasy? Yeah, I don't care about being seen as a "deep intellectual" on 4chan.
>>34600459
I've only fucked one man and zero boys. I was a virgin until the age of 25 and I fucked my current boyfriend. Is that phrasing good enough for your sensibilities, or are you gonna write more fanfiction?
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>>34599996
You just proved yourself wrong.
Guys would swipe right on you, because they would swipe right on anything. You said it yourself. So the first part of your statement is true.
You can get *a* man. You can't get *any* man. You can't have Chad, sorry.
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>>34600304
kys

>>34600316
He's obviously a subhuman, but he is easily avoided by not hooking up and not getting drunk in your hookup's house.
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>>34600469
Thank you for pointing out the obvious
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>>34600466
That's quite forward of you anon
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Why do you guys even bother arguing with that female? She's clearly doing this because the Chad who pumped her full of cum is now ignoring her texts.
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Damn the men are fired up tonight. Why?
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>>34600475
A man who just wants sex =/= a boyfriend.
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>>34600482
Baiting femcel
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>>34600479
I'm a very forward Anon. Known for telling men I'll fuck them if they finish their dissertations
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>>34600322
>if you see a future together
I feel like it comes up naturally in conversation, at least it should.
>>34600403
>adult men shouting from their cars to a high school girl?
That's not really being hit on that's just being catcalled, best thing to do is not react. If she was being hit on I'd want her to look theatrically disgusted or afraid and say "I'm 15 leave me alone" really loudly. More to attract people to be concerned than to deter the creep.
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>>34600462
ITS COMING IN HOT!
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>>34600485
Alright then. I haven't seen that guy around so you must have made an impression on him
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>>34600473
I didn’t ask how many men you’ve fucked, it’s technically impossible to do but maybe you have a penis I don’t judges women come in many forms. You seem alarmingly hesitant to tell us how many men have fucked YOU so I assume it’s embarrassing which means it’s probably a high number
>>34600476
He’s easily avoided by not hanging out with your cashier at the gas station
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>>34600484
Nah, just confused foid
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Are your white boys ready for summer of Fetty Wap?
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>>34600495
She does this all the time
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>>34600483
Who’s gonna tell her?
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>>34600491
Hey, he better be working on his dissertation, y'know?
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>>34600482
Every weekend is incel central on here. Even other virgins and neets have vidya to play with the boys.
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>>34600496
What customs or practices should I be observing during the summer of Fetty Wap? I haven't listened to that guy in like ten years.
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>>34600473
As if women don't act like this everywhere
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>>34600482
They hate opinions that go against their circlejerk.
>>34600494
>I didn’t ask how many men you’ve fucked, it’s technically impossible to do but maybe you have a penis I don’t judges women come in many forms. You seem alarmingly hesitant to tell us how many men have fucked YOU so I assume it’s embarrassing which means it’s probably a high number
Right, okay, so you're just gonna sperg out over some other phrasing that triggers you. I don't put in as much emphasis in "being fucked" or "fucking others", and most people who aren't on the autism spectrum don't either. I think we're done here if you're going to keep moving goalposts in your desperate attempt to paint me as a slut.
>>34600506
>MUH STACY REVENGE FANTASIES ARE REALLY REAL!
Go touch grass.
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I need a new hobby. Am I going to regret throwing a bit of money at film photography?
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>>34600504
Ohhh, that explains why everyone seems so mean. This is my first week on 4chan and I popped on cuz I'm sporting a nasty ankle sprain, and I was like "woahhh where are my funny anons"
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>>34600499
Just because you and most men here aren't good men, doesn’t mean good men don't still exist, he's out there somewhere.
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>>34600504
Can you explain what this means? The incels here are separate from the neets and virgins right?
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>>34600511
Hell yeah anon.
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Post gender
How do you handle the weight of feeling constantly judged for everything you like and do? I feel like people even make a face when I have a pen ready whenever I need to sign things
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>>34600484
Why do filthy femcels leave their contention echo chamber, crystal cafe, to spout their nonsense here?
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>>34600508
I just think we should say what we mean rather than speaking inaccurately and getting mad when people don’t understand what you’re saying
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>>34600509
I think if you think you'll have fun with it then it isn't a waste of money!

>>34600511
The good men are probably having very nice evenings off the internet right now.
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Stinky unwashed sex with a femcel after sweaty cuddling where the only foreplay is making out and hand stuff because neither one of us is strong enough or smells good enough for oral
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>>34600505
Have a wetty fap
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>>34600508
Why do women seethe when we say single moms are scammers and less attractive than obese women?
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>>34600512
Do you know what a venn diagram is? Think of it like that.
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>>34600516
Can't live without male attention
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>>34600426
>Look, you can just say "Dating someone who already has kids is too much for me, I don't think I could do it"
Not that guy, and there's of course a place for tact and decency when actually talking to a person, but there's no need to outright lie when he can just break things off without saying anything. Both the moral judgement and desire not to raise another man's child are perfectly understandable and legitimate motivations not to consider dating a single mom.

Most single moms found themselves in that situation at least in part due to their own defects in character. It takes two to tango, sure, but we're not looking to date men, so her babby daddy's misbehavior isn't of immediate concern to us, while her own issues very much are.
And yes, many men DO feel an instinctual repulsion towards picking up the pieces of a woman's life when she chose some other dude to ruin it in the first place.
Does this describe ALL single moms? No, of course not. It's a generalization.
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>>34600519
A couple of us are even bumming around on 4chan right now.
I bought a couple of disposable cameras recently to use during an upcoming camping trip. I figure if I enjoy that, I'll feel alright spending some money on a camera and film.
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>>34600484
>>34600516
I have never posted on crystal cafe. That website is filled with normie women who hate my weeb shit.
>>34600517
Anon, you can stop with the fake nicey nice bullshit. You purposefully overanalyzed my words because you're desperate to label a random internet stranger as a slut for god knows what reason.
>>34600522
Why can't men just say "Not interested in dating parents"? Why do men feel the need to turn their personal preferences into a moral crusade?
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>>34600512
Well, incels can be neets and virgins, but not every virgin/neet is an incel. The point I was making is nobody likes them, not even other nerdy men, which is why they don't have friends to spend time with.
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>>34600508
You lack basic reading comprehension. Is burger education this bad?
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>>34600473
>outside of marriage
I hope for your sake that it works out
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>>34600521
And a very Remy Boyz to you as well
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>>34600511
He’s currently licking Stacy’s thigh, his chiseled cheekbone pleasantly getting moistened by her pulsing vagina. She’s gonna go back to France once the year is up and then he’ll be ready for you gals
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>>34600535
67
69
6 7 9
What did he know
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You see I'm not even replying to her and she's clawing at my coattails for a (you)
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>>34600526
I'm sorry, aren't men in these threads always crying about being harshly rejected by women and how awful that is? And now you want to justify harsh rejection as a morally good thing? Fuck off hypocrite.
>>34600531
Oh, what did I misread? Please do tell me Mr. Intellectually Superior Europoor.
>>34600534
It has for the majority of people, sorry to ruin your trad fantasy.
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>>34600528
The good men are trying new hobbies, good for them!! If you take anything good, make sure to show us!
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>>34600529
>I have never posted there, only lurked
Lol
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>>34600536
nta but why is Chad rubbing his cheeks against her pussy
Is Chad retarded or a cat or something?
Poor downie catboy Chad :(
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>>34600541
For sure! Should be some nice scenery. A river, some rock formations, hopefully some otters and deer.
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>>34600537
1738
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>>34600542
Yes, I've lurked on many different websites before determining if I should post on them or not. I've also lurked on Kiwifarms and know I wouldn't fit in that fucking shithole either. Any other intellectual observations you wish to make?
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>>34600515
F. Idk I kind of got over it for the most part via exposure.
I still get self conscious that I'm behaving wrong in social settings but I like what I like and do what I want to do without shame as long as I'm not doing anything to inconvenience others. If someone makes a face at me for doing something that isn't against any rules/laws and isn't rude/inconsiderate it's just "weird" to them that's their problem. Not my job to handle their discomfort with it.
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>>34600545
If you see an otter i NEED to see. They're my favorites!!
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>>34600536
Hard pass, my future boyfriend will be a virgin like me, tainted men are not relationship material.
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>>34600529
>Anon, you can stop with the fake nicey nice bullshit. You purposefully overanalyzed my words because you're desperate to label a random internet stranger as a slut for god knows what reason.
Sorry I’m just trying get your goat.
>>34600530
I see
>>34600523
Reminds me of a girl in doggy style position ready to get fucked is that a picture of venn herself?
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>>34600548
>I wouldn't fit in that fucking shithole
Lol
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AM I SUSPENDED IN GAFFA???????
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>>34600515
I don't do that.
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Men do you know the Sofia the First theme song
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>>34600554
roflcopter
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Women why is the 4plebs population graph frozen
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>>34600557
How was being knotted?
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>>34600529
>Why can't men just say "Not interested in dating parents"?
That's a good solution when it comes to dating itself, sure. Putting that on a description in an app or giving that explanation when pressed on why he doesn't want a second date is a good balance between being direct and not being crude or demeaning.

>Why do men feel the need to turn their personal preferences into a moral crusade?
Because coddling undesirable behaviors encourages them. It's strange if a guy spends all his waking energy on the issue, but being open and consistent about disliking a bunch of things surrounding single motherhood is better from his point of view than pretending it's harmless and giving people false hope and incorrect perceptions of risk. Why wouldn't a guy want to influence society, in his own small way, to make it more in line with his preferences? He's not forcing anyone to do anything.
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>>34600556
what did u do lmao
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>>34600558
I don't, why
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>>34600548
NTA. What about Ovarit?
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>>34600529
I'm just frowning upon scummy behavior. Women with kids can date men with kids. Women with kids, unless she is a widow or have adult children, dating men without any kids is just women taking advantage of desperate men.
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>>34600569
It's a bop
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>>34600551
Hot
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Women if he gave you a bouquet would you smack him with it
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>>34600520
I don't want to get BV thanks, go wash your dick
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>>34600575
I don't have a he
But generally speaking no
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>>34600566
>Because coddling undesirable behaviors encourages them.
Speaking as someone who was always resistant to authority figures throughout my life I'm calling bullshit on that. Sure there's plenty of cowards who will always want to blend in with the ground, but there are just as many people who don't give a fuck about whether or not they're engaging in "undesirable behaviors" or not.
>>34600570
Maybe once for a laugh. Outside of hating tranny bullshit, I have very little in common with TERFS.
>>34600571
>A man willingly making the decision to date a woman with children is the woman taking advantage of him
Are men mentally incapable of saying the word "No"? I thought men were smarter than women.
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>>34600548
We believe you, femcel
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>>34600575
depends did he do something to get smacked
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>>34600575
At this point I would heavily consider beating him over the head with it ueah
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>>34600458
Kinda
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>>34600572
What made you think of this song from a children's TV show
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>>34600544
They’re extremely intimate and he’s in there really tight because her legs are wrapped around his head. She’s wants him that close and is so horny that any part of him touching her down there can hold her off until he starts properly going down on her.
>>34600551
He only eats her out because he’s waiting as well. Going to third base isn’t bad for the captain of a d1 lacrosse team at a very prestigious college. He models a little too because his sister needed someone to show off her craft belts and he ended up getting signed but he doesn’t book much because his schedule is pretty full
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>>34600540
>And now you want to justify harsh rejection as a morally good thing?
I specifically said tact and decency are a good thing. I also said that the optimal response isn't a harsh rejection, but simply not getting into detail over the reason. What I opposed is the lie of
>"it's too much for me"
Which isn't how a lot of men actually feel. It doesn't do anyone, let alone her, any good to give false impressions.

>It has for the majority of people
No, the majority of people don't marry and stay married to their first bf/gf. And if you break up and move onto bf #2, congrats, you're now not only promiscuous in pattern (sex without commitment) but in fact (non-exclusivity). This kind of defensiveness only feeds people like the other anon. If you get this assmad at someone trying to be neutral, plenty of people see no point in even bothering with civility.
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>>34600580
>blend in with the ground,
blend in with the crowd I mean. Well whatever, you're gonna dismiss my point regardless.
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>>34600577
I wouldn't want her either
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>>34600586
Well, there's a lot of men here, and one time, a man sang/screamed the theme song into his mic, and so I thought, "hey does anyone here know that song?"
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>>34600588
> If you get this assmad at someone trying to be neutral, plenty
>Blatantly trad ideology is being neutral
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Women

What would it take for you to love a large man?
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>>34600430
Doug Stanhope, I think.

>>34600450
>A travesty
Thank you. How am I supposed to eat my tenders without the cayenne ranch?

>>34600515
>How do you handle the weight of feeling constantly judged for everything you like and do?
By remembering that people who judge me have no bearing on my life at all. They don't pay my bills. Let them judge you for having a pen, they're the ones delivering your mail for a living.
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>>34600594
Sounds like qt, lol
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>>34600587
>captain of a d1 lacrosse team
Any guy that plays lacrosse is a closeted faggot.
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>>34600594
Why was he doing that what's the context
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>>34600587
>He only eats her out because he’s waiting as well.
Do men really think you can still be a virgin even when you have oral sex?
If he is seeing or touching her vagina and/or she is seeing or touching his penis, then he's tainted, he is ruined, he is not a virgin.
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>>34600597
Oh, it's you. You should know that
Church's chicken is the best.
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>>34600599
Poor people be like
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She's such a cutie
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>>34600600
his amusement i think. idk. i think it's funny when men do that stuff.
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>>34600597
>Doug Stanhope,
That time he invited Alex Jones on stage and almost started a riot...
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>>34600601
So I have to make up a new Chad now? Fuck off
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M
Are the opposite genders listening to any music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq-7NgH-hcs
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>>34600611
Maybe you're the true chad, just be yourself.
You are a virgin right?
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>>34600584
NTA. Why?
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Chad virgin vs virgin manwhore
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>>34600615
Shut up bitch my princess is waiting for me
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>>34600601
So qt really isn’t a -cel anymore
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>>34600580
Some men know it's a shitty deal and still take it, doesn't make it any less immoral. It's like modern day slave labor in certain rural areas of poor countries where you have the "choice" to say no to being exploited but you know the alternative is starving. Women skew the dating market to their detriment and other men's detriment by having kids with dead beat men.
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Is it okay if I'm happy for a minute?
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Lich'rich'ur
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>>34600596
Never
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>>34600622
He's always been a fakecel
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>>34600624
Why wouldn't it be?
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>>34600621
So that's a no.
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The hog has oinked
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>>34600624
be happy for one whole hour or ELSE
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How big of a red flag is it if I write really slowly?
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>>34600627
True, he seems like he’s doing way better now. He’s been spending much less time here
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>>34600632
I'm a really quick typist and don't find that to be a red flag.
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>>34600629
I didn’t meet her yet
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>>34600623
>Some men know it's a shitty deal and still take it, doesn't make it any less immoral.
Oh okay, so you're just seething about men making choices you disagree with and imagining the reasons why other men make choices you don't agree with.
> It's like modern day slave labor in certain rural areas of poor countries where you have the "choice" to say no to being exploited but you know the alternative is starving.
You did not just seriously compare being single in the 1st world to starving in a third world country. Men have autonomy and the ability to agree to go out with the women who are interested in them or reject said women. And I think it's really fucking pathetic to obsess about the decisions random strangers you don't know make.
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>>34600636
But we are meeting right now?
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>>34600621
Was she in the village doing alright?
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>>34600642
Ask >>34600641
if she’s doing alright
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Women are you ripping at the seams
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>>34600614
>Are the opposite genders listening to any music?
F
https://youtu.be/-4tl6Ev_rgo

>>34600603
>Church's chicken is the best.
Their tenders are up there. Probably third best after Bojangles and Popeyes.

>>34600610
>That time he invited Alex Jones on stage and almost started a riot...
I remember him telling a story about crossing the street to avoid his audience, not knowing they were waiting to see his show, because they all looked sketchy.
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>>34600641
Are you just a girl in the village doing all right, did you become a princess overnight?
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>>34600575
No. That activates my monologue.
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Women women women women
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>>34600651
A man who’s virtuous and noble, and humble because he’s not looked in the mirror once is looking for me, but my hymen isn’t intact due to the village goat and a night of heavy ale swilling and I will be quite elated when I can procure a false hymen that may fool the parish priest
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>>34600656
yes?
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>>34600647
Mentally yes. this bitch is frayed.
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>>34600659
Mwah
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>>34600656
What anon
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>>34600656
WHAT
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>>34600637
You're impossible to talk to because you lack basic reading comprehension.
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>>34600658
I am the village laundress. I will sew you a false hymen out of goat intestine to fool the parish priest. In return I ask that you invite the bog witch to the wedding; she is very tired of not being left out of things just because she is a witch in a bog.
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>>34600647
No, I am fraying, disintegrating. Steady decline you don't notice until you're threadbare and lose stuffing at a slight movement.
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>>34600662
sit down we're gonna make out sloppy style
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>>34600668
What am I misreading? Do tell good sir.
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>>34600656
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>>34600671
Mwaugghgllglblbrbbrblbrl
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>>34600669
She stinks though. Like a swamp.
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ive never held hands with a girl and im almost 30. what do I do
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>>34600676
*whispers* you can go third base if you want
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>>34600635
No I mean with a pencil/pen
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>>34600677
We can cover her in flowers. She can be the flower witch!!

>>34600679
Ask nicely
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>>34598995
How about this scenario:
You're at a place you attend regularly, and socializing is totally common. A new girl starts to show up. You think she's really pretty. Do you:
>A) Ask her out right away.
>B) Meet her and get to know her to see if she's someone you'd want to ask out and ask her out as soon as you think you might be compatible with her.
>C) Accept her into the group, but not make a move (she needs to make a move first).
>D) Do nothing because nothing EVER happens

Men, how would you answer this?
Women, how would you prefer a guy answer?
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>>34600684
M
B is what I've done in the past although women have signaled interest first too which is really nice desu
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>>34600683
yeah but what if I don't know any women in the first place
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>>34600684
If she crashes that entire thigh is gone
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>>34600684
F
B is the most preferable option. Even if romance never blossoms, you still have a new friend.
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>>34600684
F. B is preferable. I'd never ride a motorcycle in a skirt.
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>>34600626
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1780682153009535.webm" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1780682153009535.webm
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>>34600684
B
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>>34600686
you have to go outside and meet them anon
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>>34600664
*touches arm*
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>>34600692
White women aren't beating the allegations. Strangely enough, we always had great danes in my family when I was growing up. Never once did I get the inclination to sexually abuse it.
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>>34600694
Did you like being knotted?
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>>34600695
where
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>>34600696
Thank you. They do feel a little bit sore after work.
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>>34600669
The girl is actually a virgin but was lying to the guy who asked how she was doing because he was a beta orbiter who she didn’t trust. She sent him to the bog witch who promptly ate him. The seamstress instead created a fine gown, knowing she’d paid her debt to the bog witch of a tainted body (seamstress skills are not costly by witching standards and do not require a virgin) and the prince and princess fell in love instantly and embraced forever. The bog witch was at the wedding and looks at the camera giving a thumbs up at the last frame of the film while the couple kisses
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>>34600680
Call me the dj I'm gonna make you siiiiing
>>
Post gender
You have to bring yourself to orgasm using an object within arm's reach or you die painfully. What object are you picking?
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>>34600703
heheeeee
>>
why is the vibrator still charging after 12 hours? Is this shit broken? The manual said the light would stop blinking and to expect up to 8 hours of charging time
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>>34600692
I dated a girl with a Great Dane for 2 or 3 months. She was like 5'1" and her dog was bigger than her. I suspected I was being cucked by her dog, but she was just a hassle to be around, which was funny because whenever we weren't hanging out I'd be thinking about wanting to be with her, but as soon as we got alone in the same room together I wanted to be anywhere else.
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>>34600707
F
Massage gun
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>>34600712
<3
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>>34600707
Die painfully
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>>34600707
F, Switch2
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>>34600712
F
My computer mic. Ew.
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>>34600719
Why did you get a Switch 2
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>>34600721
it's what's here
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>>34600681
Oh, still no. Don't worry about it.
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>>34600722
No I mean why did you get it in the first place
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>>34600684
M
B, I think. I've also done D before, of course.
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>>34600595
Neutral between you and a dude who kept twisting your words to call you a slut, yes. I was trying to give credit to each of your points and engage with what you were actually saying.
I'm obviously not neutral in my beliefs.
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>>34600712
no one uses vibrators to explain this shit to me?
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>>34600684
Male
Smash that D button
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>tfw no hygienic bf
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>>34600737
My coworkers laugh at me for how often I wash my hands fully instead of just using hand sanitizer like they do.
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>>34600735
The battery's capacity has lowered from overuse.
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>>34600741
have you ever lathered your whole body with hand sanitizer?
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>>34600742
it's brand new, first charge
>>
big uncircumsized dick
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>>34600737
The healthiest state a human can be in is having never washed and covered in bacteria and natural matter. As well as consuming rotten raw meat which creates a healthy gut biome. That’s true hygiene. You can call someone who brushes their teeth, uses artificial scents, soaps, wears polyester or clothes at all and stares at a screen all the the most unhygienic person imaginable DUE the the fact that they replaced their natural bacteria with toxic chemicals. Based on that I wish I had a hygienic gf
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>>34600747
do u believe vaccines cause autism too
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small circumcised dick
>>
Gender
Do you get tonsil stones?
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>>34600744
You might have to send it back.
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>>34600741
They're bullies. I get bullied too, behind my back. People suck but not all of them.
>>
we could have been hippies
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>>34600749
Yeah but so does growing up in California which has a third van allen belt over it and that’s where I’m from so I don’t judge
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>>34600712
Oh well, I guess you'll have to resort to dick now.
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>>34600751
Why are you asking
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>>34600752
fml
i really wanted to tease her
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>>34600754
When it comes to washing my hands, it's friendly laughter, not bullying laughter. Trust me, I know the difference.

Sorry about your bullies, you deserve better.
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>>34600735
Maybe the light is bad?
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>>34600760
Who?
>>
Men, opinions on a lady having a small vibrator in her panties while she gives you a handjob, would you take offense?
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>>34600707
M
Humping the pillows
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>>34600762
still need to return it if that's the case

>>34600763
gf
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>>34600756
This guy here. Hi. Me again.
>>34600751
Did you know that tonsil stones are caused by brushing your teeth too much? Yeah, like overproduction of oil from washing it with shampoo too much tonsil stones are similar. You wouldn’t need to brush at I’ll if the only carbs you ate came from unripe fruit and ruminant liver
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>>34600765
Every time or once in a while?
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>>34600751
M
All the time
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>>34600707
F. My phone, obviously.
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Women, opinions on a man putting salt on the food you cooked for him, before he even tastes it?
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>>34600755
Everybody wants to be hippies until it comes time for the unwashed, psychedelic orgies.
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>>34600765
No, sounds hot.
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>>34600765
Women are like terrorists, you gotta torture em a little to make em sing. No touching the vagina unless i say you can
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>>34600765
What's wrong with my fingers
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>>34600774
I already put salt in my cooking, that's just him risking putting too much sodium in his body.
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>>34600774
After it leaves my kitchen, idc what he does with it. I did my part.
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>>34600774
His funeral. I salt the shit out of my food.
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>>34596969
>I doubt he could ever fall in love - especially with me...
Why?
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Women thoughts on the grunting sound he makes when he nuts
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>>34600765
M

I'm a little into voyeurism, I think those vids where a couple goes out with the girl wearing a vibe and he's got a controller on his phone is kinda hot
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>>34600765
I wouldn't take offense if she were my wife, but a stranger/female gooner grabbing me in public would be a bit much
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>>34600784
Hot. I like when he hisses through his teeth, too.
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>>34600774
Salt is incredibly toxic. You get enough sodium from eating raw foods. If he puts salt on food he’s probably going to die before you can dump him, so you’re gonna have to rush. If a woman cooked me food I would gently remind her of the toxic byproducts that cooking causes as well as the severely reduced nutritional content.
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>>34600791
>I would gently remind her of the toxic byproducts that cooking causes
Such as?
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>>34600747
Meds
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>>34600774
Bruh, not everything needs salt.
>>
Health schizo bait is new I guess
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>>34600794
The carcinogenic black layer that appears on grilled meat for example, or the cauterized calcium in pasteurized milk that accumulates in the body and takes years to detox
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>>34600796
The fattest poster in the thread weighs in.
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>>34600784
Best
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I wish I had a chick to drink with who gets frisky when drunk
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>>34600798
What about pan fried food that isn't burnt?
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>>34600804
That would be hot
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>>34600806
A pretty drunk gal whispering in your ear would be hot
>>
Do your balls swing when you thrust or are they too constricted to do that
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>>34600795
“Meds” are extremely toxic and not to be trusted. Look at the case of Purdue pharma, funding studies to prove OxyContin was non addictive leading to extreme loss of life due to opiate addiction. Or vaccines which contain thousands of times the healthy amount of mercury which will never leave the body. Unless you mean actual medicine like raw rotten organ meat in which case I think you for the reminder
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>>34600810
Real
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>>34600800
She's gonna tip the scales on this one
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>>34600811
Depends on how long we've been going at it
>>
hi baby how are you
>>
I'm okay with some vaccines and am against other vaccines. Thoughts?
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Women into bdsm kinda scare me. At some point it's borderline abuse
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>>34600817
What's the timeline
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>>34600805
It’s not as bad but it’s nutritionally dead. No water soluble vitamins, no enzymes. Cook your meat as little as possible if you must
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>>34600800
if BVs the fattest female then whos the fattest male?
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>>34600820
Based case by caser
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>>34600825
Me
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>>34600820
Some might be unnecessary but in general they're harmless and are the reason disease doesn't kill most kids now
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>>34600822
Maybe 5 minutes? I've heard women say they like the feeling of balls hitting their clit, but I can't help but get taut
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Fuck this mosquito
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>>34600830
Okay, but you agree the COVID vax was bullshit, right?
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>>34600830
I don't need a vaccine, I could beat polio if I caught polio.

Things I could win in a fight with:
1, polio
2, a bear
3, terrorists killed our pilots and now our plane's falling out of the sky
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>>34600832
What's the difference between a mosquito and femanon?
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>>34600831
Disappointing
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>>34600833
I think it's bullshit that you're still obsessed with it. Move on with your life already.
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>>34600836
Ah, so you're one of them?
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>>34600831
Balls... on clit... ?
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>>34600837
>Just move on with the fact that you were discriminated against for daring to questioned a bullshit rushed out vaccine
People like you are why more people are becoming full blown anti-vaxxers.
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>>34600835
When the femanon sucks you you don't smack her
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>>34600833
I don't think it worked very well and shouldn't have been mandated but it wasn't this evil poison the right wing would have you believe
>>34600834
Polio is mainly a problem with young kids, paralysis is not a fun way to go
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>>34600835
Mosquito refuses to die
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>>34600837
I agree. We know the government does everything in its power to pacify its population and shorten the natural human lifespan from 141 years to just over retirement age. The covid vax is nothing out of the ordinary
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>>34600843
>but it wasn't this evil poison the right wing would have you believe
My nephew was born a stillbirth due to my sister-in-law developing an immune disorder from the vax, but go on.
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>>34600841
You also get discriminated against for not washing your butt.
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>>34600829
are u single mr anon?
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>>34600849
How do you know it was the vax
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>>34600849
It was actually misaligned chakras from his star sign being in retrograde, but go on.
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>>34600849
I'm sorry to hear that but anecdotal evidence does not refute a pattern
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>>34600852
Because they took it, and every person I know who took the vax developed severe health problems whereas my unvaxxed self didn't.
>>34600854
Oh, is that why mandate supporters used anecdotal stories to shame people to follow bullshit mandates? Fucking hypocrite.
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When is it justified to ruin someone's life?
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I think the reason we have so many crazy women is because their men aren't giving them enough orgasms. Women are nicer when they've came recently
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>>34600860
Rapist mindset
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>>34600849
>>34600857
You're too frightened by the prospect of the world being ruled by disorganized chaos, so instead you cope by believing in a great powerful organized order, of which you are among its enemies.

Just live your life, man. The person poisoning your life is you, by choosing to wallow in bitterness and rage.
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>>34600851
https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/muttley-laugh-27102/
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>>34600857
Generally people who develop disorders from medical treatments like vaccines or isotret were always going to develop that disorder, the meds just jumpstart the body into them faster
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>>34600857
I never developed problems or have known anyone who did develop problems fro the vaccine. I'm also against mandates because people can choose their own personal medical care
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Took the bait hook line and sinker
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>>34600858
Never
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>>34600858
Their life was over the second they fucked with daddy’s little girl. Do what you must.
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>>34600819
Who are you schizo posting for?
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>>34600862
By saying women should cum more? Do you think women should cum less? I think women enjoying the sex they have is the opposite of rape. Rape is not pleasurable.
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>>34600875
Women cum often from rape and it adds to the trauma you chauvinistic rape apologist shit-lord
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If everyone was forced to survive in the woods for 3 days, a lot of problems would go away
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>>34600877
Women cum from rape?
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>>34600878
Especially pansy ass rich people.
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>>34600878
Why because you think you could rape them without the cops present? Earth to Epstein the park rangers would stop you from raping anyone. How would that solve anything btw
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>>34600879
Yeah look it up I’m not joking and don’t you go fingering your little clit sized penis about it either sicko
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>>34600878
How would that help?
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WTF is this rape fascinated person talking about?
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>>34600886
It shows people gratitude that we have it so easy. it gives a perspective that survival isn't easy
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Thoughts on the Stellar Blade Blood Rain controversy?
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>>34600887
I know he wants to be a forest rapist and probably coercer too. “Hey girl you’re dying of thirst I have a full camelbak right here and it’s iiiiiice cold, but nothing free in this world…..” it’s disgusting what some people would do if they were let off their leash. Makes you wonder if minority report had the right idea.
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>>34600892
The what? I'm not on Twitter.
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>>34600821
I'm not hitting a woman ever, especially one who wants it
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If black women were all hot and nice there would be no racism
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I kissed an anon. And it changed everything
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>>34600840
>Balls... on clit... ?
In doggystyle, yes.
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>>34600900
Was he a good kisser?
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>>34600891
I don't think 3 days is enough to accomplish that. I think it would make them fearful of the woods more than make them appreciative of running water and electricity.
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>>34600896
New stellar blade sequel was announced during Summergamefest and lots of people are angry that it features a very very young looking female MC with ass jiggle physics. Some popular streamers even petitioned to boycott the game
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>>34600905
the first game was shit anyway
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>>34600903
I have some teaching to do
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>>34600905
Oh okay so it's the same bullshit that made me quit Twitter in the first place.
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>>34600903
I don't think moids itt can kiss very well.
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>>34600899
Did you just suddenly forget that non-white men exist?
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sexo
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have you ever been called a gentleman before?
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Women how would you feel if you found out you got pity raped at the cnc orgy?
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>>34600913
Yeah.
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>>34600900
He fixed everything and now your happiness rests solely on him. How precarious
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>>34600915
cnc orgy is a demonic concept
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>>34600919
something only a woman could come up with
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>>34600908
Lol. Did you meet him from here?
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>>34600915
>>34600920
Moidiest hands
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>>34600918
Welcome to the life of a woman.
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>>34600922
I know, I've never even heard of a cnc orgy before. What the fuck?
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>>34600913
Thankfully, no.
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>>34600910
Neuro disagrees.
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>>34600921
No he just mentioned kekistan and I actually knew what that was
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Is Obsession just about a relationship with your average latina?
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Do boys like submissive autistic girls?
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>>34600928
>Is Obsession just about a relationship with your average latina?
No
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>>34600928
It has nothing to do with that
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>>34600924
>>34600922

I only know about this because a girl told me about it
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>>34600929
No.
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>>34600929
yes you know this, stop pretending to be retarded
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Women, how would you feel about about him getting you off with his dessert underneath you so your pussy juice drips all over it for him to eat after?
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>>34600929
No, men do. I want you to autistically experience the sensation of my tongue digging around in your mouth while you know that you’re perfectly safe now in this big scary world
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>autistic girls
No
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>>34600909
*X.com
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>>34600929
I don't like you
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>>34600926
That shemale was braindamaged.
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>>34600923
The same old story
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>>34600913
No, I'm not a redditer.
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>>34600938
Concerned
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Let’s all post our nudes and then delete them right after
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>>34600936
>>34600940
why not? I'm cuddly and would never say no
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>being a gentleman is now reddit
what a time to be alive wow
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>>34600929
I like dominant, autistic women.
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>>34600951
Trust me they’d fuck your ass and jack you off they’re just playing coy
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you ever feel like you can never get out of small talk with people?
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>>34600950
Lmao
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>>34600953
why would you want a dominant woman??
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>>34600938
What kind of porn brained bullshit...I lose both some respect and some attraction towards him. Let sex just be sex instead of preparation for some weird fetish shit for you.
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>>34600957
They're hot. And less likely to get the ick from emotions.
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Is it true that white people are naturally evil? Like, even the good ones have this evil energy that's dormant in them?
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>>34600965
M
White
Yes
Blame Yakub
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>>34600955
I blame other people's social skills for this. If you've tried to end the conversation 6 times and every time after they say "oh ok I'll talk to you later" or something they then go "oh! and!" you have to just fucking walk away.
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>>34600965
yes, they killed jesus
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>>34600965
Yeah they know in their hearts that they’re genetically deformed albinos and they can never feel the iq, joy or sense of belonging an African enjoys every moment and they lash out
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>>34600939
NTA I wish a handsome man did this to me
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>>34600972
go find him he won't magically appear in your room
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>>34600929
>submissive
yes
>autistic
mid trait; similar to a girl's job, guys don't directly care about it for women they like
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>>34600965
Crime statistic.jpg
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>>34600950
in your whitey tighties? might be something im am actually into
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>>34600972
I’m more gorgeous (physically) than you can imagine
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>>34600982
Why are you here?
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>>34600981
I said nudes you casual how am I gonna cum if I don’t see it all and know you’re seeing it all
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>>34600984
I thought everyone here was hot.
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>>34600976
then what do men want? Do men just want a woman that looks like a sex doll?
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>>34600983
just point a gun at a cop if you are in america
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>>34600983
I would assume they would point you to someone less violent if they didn't want to deal with you. Because you can't give blackmail on yourself.
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Sad how men only see women as people if they’ve known them for at least a year
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>>34600987
Bubbly.
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>>34600988
Or just speed in Georgia. Georgia PD are just looking for a reason to turn you into swiss cheese.
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>>34600990
Not usually
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>>34600986
They're not but what makes you hot?
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>>34600990
what
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>>34600990
Took about 9 months for me
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>>34600988
I can't get a gun :/
I'm a white woman I would have to try so hard to get a cop to kill me. The kind of cop who'd do it would also rape me first. Bad plan.
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>>34600995
The typical blackpilled shit
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>>34600986
Most of the women are (besides BV and KittenPoster). The guys are mostly nerds.
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>>34600993
Fr? I was in Georgia for like 2 months and I don't even remember seeing a cop.
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>>34600998
How about you confront your problems instead?
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>>34600998
why can't you get a gun?
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>>34601000
Is KittenPoster like BV but more/less wild lore
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>>34601002
Stay on topic
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She's whoring out
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>>34600977
Now open a history book on the British empire. Also, all the modern wars that your people instigated
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>>34601000
Oh shut up you dont know what i look like
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My pussy is so wet right now
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>>34601003
State law. I was hospitalized for a suicide attempt so they won't sell me one.
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>>34601009
Cum for me
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>>34601009
I fucked my gf against the wall and she squirted on the floor
You need to keep your flow down bitch!!!
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>>34600999
Tell me more
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>Average interaction between a man and a woman on /atoga/

True or False?
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>>34601010
that doesn't seem fair
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>>34601008
You've posted multiple pictures of yourself.
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>>34601007
Slave trade motive.pdf
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>>34601009
Why?
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>>34601017
Most things aren't
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>>34601003
>>34601010
This reminds me of that joke about Kurt Cobain.

I'm disappointed in Kurt Cobain, he was a sellout and a liar. He sang "No, I don't have a gun" but it turns out he did have a gun! Fucking dick.
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>>34601021
Frustrated
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>>34601001
State Patrol in Georgia is on another level
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>>34601005
ECT is what worked for me.
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>>34601009
Same
>>34601016
No, moids love posturing on each other here. It's really gay.
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>>34601007
You need to deprogram yourself by reading Bruce Gilley's seminal essay 'The Case for Colonialism'.
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>>34601023
they reopened the case it might not be a suicide
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>>34601023
I would have killed myself too if I was married to Courtney Love.
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>>34601030
no way it isn't
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>>34601025
Speed Traps if you take side roads around Valdosta and Moultrie, fuckers are everywhere waiting to write unnecessary tickets to meet their quotas.
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>>34601024
Why haven't you done something about it?
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>>34601018
yeah i posted my leg in the background of my dinner and an anon used grok to remove my socks and cover then in cum.
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>>34601026
what is ect?

>>34601022
why do you want to kill yourself?
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>>34601031
The only thing I remember about Courtney Love is thinking it was weird that there was a published Manga series ghostwritten under her name.
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>>34601009
Man hands
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>>34601037
How do you put up with all the cyber sexual harassment on here? Do you find it amusing or something? I ask only because that's the way I autistically handle harassment, to pretend like it's a joke and the harassers are laughing with me instead of at me.
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>>34601037
I'm not sure why you're being coy about something we all remember.
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>>34601015
Ama. I look like a combination of both guys from supernatural or that’s the closest comparison I could make. Drunk people love to comment on my looks and sober almost everyone is visibly uncomfortable with me in the room and theres a lot of hating going on. It used to be nice with women but I don’t stopped having sex like two years ago to get serious with my life.
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>>34601036
I don't know how to
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>>34601038
>why
I don't like this game I don't want to play any more

ECT is that therapy where they shock your brain. Idk I have an issue with being put under general anesthesia for a mental health treatment. Psychedelics are also supposed to do...something? But they mostly make me nauseous and super focused on how bad my body feels.
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>>34601045
Height, weight, race? How fit are you and how do you dress? What's your personality like?
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>>34601046
You don't own a vibrator?
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>>34601047
I feel like getting shocked in the brain would be fun for some reason
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I saw a picture of myself and I now look like a fat guy with big chipmunk cheeks and giant goofy saucer eyes. Fuck I miss when I was a skinny 20 year old alt dude.
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>>34601038
Electro therapy
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>>34601049
No
>>
A cosmic comedy and a blessing in disguise
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>>34601052
I need electro shock therapy to my cock and balls. Bzzzz!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIxUhYQlnA8
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>>34600987
men choose friends they have fun with. They don't like being around boring people or people they do not get along with. It goes the same for the women they choose to be around. They want to be around fun people, who make their lives enjoyable and easier (big oof for that one). Having eye candy or a warm and soft submissive sex doll 24/7 is pretty great, but isn't the only thing. Having a submissive mommy to do his chores and cook for him is not an uncommon expectation for a good amount of guys, esp in the past. Guys also like people who don't judge them or who like the for who they are. It's often appreciated when you got the same hobbies, but then again guys want their free time too, some way more than others.

guys want to be free in a world of restrictions. Find a guy whose personal wants and expectations make you feel free too when you're bonded together
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>>34601043
It just makes me feel something, rather than nothing
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Just found out my favorite vtuber is a fat, Indian woman. It's Joe-ver.
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>>34600865
Why wouldn't you be bitter and enraged?
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>>34601053
Use your fingers
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>>34601053
Damn, I've never heard of a woman not owning one.
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>>34601058
You do know that's the same rationale drug addicts and alcoholics use for their behaviour, right?
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I miss the old version of her and what we had back then
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>>34601059
Pippa?
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>>34601053
Touch yourself to the thought of a warm dick in your mouth
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>>34601059
which one
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>>34601059
Literally why do either of these factors upset you? Grow up.
>>
Women, thoughts on washing your hands in the sink together
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>>34601057
>guys want to be free in a world of restrictions.
This is true of emo guys with no day jobs, it's not true of guys who grow up to join the Fire Department.
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>>34601073
Because the point of v tubers and female streamers is that you have a parasocial connection with an uwu cute anime girl
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>>34601071
That's disgusting
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>>34601075
Intimate
Thinking of the ghost pottery scene
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>>34601067
yeah yeah yeah my last therapist and mother and everyone else thinks that me using this website is a form of self harm you dont have to remind me
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>>34601070
>>34601072
Aliciaxlife
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>>34601083
You told irl people? Or did your mom find out on accident like barging into your room?
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>>34601079
Yeah no shit, I went to school with people who amateur vtube, their avatars always look thinner and more racially ambiguous than they are. This is like expecting everyone who does voice over acting to look like their characters, even though that's impossible.

Also I couldn't help notice the unjustifiable Xenophobia with
>Ohhh no Indians, so awful!
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>>34601087
You should try Reddit it's more your speed
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>>34601048
A hair under 6’1, 170-80, white. I’m above average for fitness going for mainly 10 minute sets with the kettlebell and calisthenics I don’t recommend my routine for best results. My personality varies immensely like anyone’s. I don’t know how I’d act now because I’ve been secluded for a while. But I’m pretty grating and terrible generally and when I’m drunk I try too hard to be funny. I also shut down frequently and at best am too serious. At worst I’m extremely rude. I have low social status right now though so it’s a case of being a guy that people can get away with dunking on who they generally want to as well. I think when things get better I’ll probably be more comfortable and my personality will get more serviceable
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>>34601083
Your mum knows you post here? That's wild, but at least she's intervening.
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>>34601086
She told her mom she posted her boobs here
It's actually kinda funny how retarded she is. You're a little retard arenyy
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>>34601087
Henlo saar
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>>34601059
Dude if they were really hot, they'd be doing twitch, not hiding their face behind an avatar. You should assume they're all ugly af
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>>34601093
*Aren't you kitten poster
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>>34601090
I can fix him
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>>34601086
I told her, she was sympathetic. She knows what this website is. Whenever im depressed she asks if ive been on 4chan again.
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>>34601095
there are some pretty ones
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>>34601093
Dude, fuck off and stop bullying a vulnerable girl. Does being mean to women make you feel good about yourself? Jesus fucking Christ, man.
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>>34601087
No shit it's retarded it's not supposed to be logical you assblasted jeet
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>>34601096
Ethnically, i was raised an atheist. Why are you asking?
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>>34601101
Naive little simp, you're new aren't you?
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>>34601097
no thats not me
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>>34601099
I was on this website when I was your age and it is full of people who will try to demoralize you to make themselves feel better, or people repeating toxic bullshit their parents said and projecting it on you.

Granted I'm still here but with enough awareness to know that some of the advice I got ("just drop out of college and learn to code, bro!") on this website when I was in that stage of life was absolute contextually oblivious bullshit.
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>>34601099
Uh, does she know you go on like every other day or something, kek

I like your cat pics and I havent seen you do anything offputting, wish you well
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>>34601100
Who?
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>>34601107
This is what I mean when I say your retarded. That post was a correction for my other post that I replied to
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>>34601106
Do you know who was president of the USA the last time I started using 4chan? Bush. Which is something your dick has never experienced.
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>>34601101
She's a woman, not a girl. And She talks plenty of shit on here.
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>>34601105
Just curious. If you were practicing, it would be all the more masochistic to be on 4chan.
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>>34601114
Lol she won't fuck you tough guy, she WANTS to walk into traffic
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>>34601112
I don't see most people getting that man
>>
Does kittenposter have a cat? She only posts cats from the internet.
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>>34601119
That's what the asterisk is for
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>>34601111
nerissa, kiara, noel
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>>34601118
See, that's your problem, you think every interaction is reducible to sex. Grow up.
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>>34601050
You wouldn't remember it you'd be put under for it. You'd just wake up groggy with a headache.
I can already trigger a brief seizure by injuring myself when I'm low blood sugar lol, chipped a tooth once.
>>34601052
I really hurt your feelings huh?
>>34601063
What percentage of women that you know have told you about their sex toy ownership?? It's probably like 60/40 split in favor of vibrator
>>
Women, your husband is a huge fan/nerd of 3 typical sports (not like foxy boxing or chicken fights). Which top 3 sports would you be okay with him obsessed over?
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>>34601124
Rich coming from a guy simping like a bitch over text on a screen
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>>34601126
I wouldn't have married this guy
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>>34601004
BV fucked her dog
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>>34601126
He wouldn’t marry me
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>>34601130
Stacey would
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>>34601126
As long as he’s watching male sports and not female sports, idc, maybe golf tho since it’s easy and we can maybe learn to play together some time.
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>>34601109
>it is full of people who will try to demoralize you to make themselves feel better
i know, its just that bad social interaction is better than being alone and i got rid of my other social media.

>"learn to code, bro!"
but i like coding :(

>I was on this website when I was your age
When i was 12 I had a friend on this website, hed tell me all about incels and "femoids" before it all went mainstream. I had that like rattling around the back of my mind for years before i finally came here.

>>34601110
>Uh, does she know you go on like every other day or something, kek
no she doesnt. I have phases where i can manage to keep off. Last academic year was one because my school works me so hard. Its summer now and my mind is too idle. Im online now more than i was a few months ago. Keep in mind ive been in this gen over a year now i think

>I havent seen you do anything offputting,
i have crash outs here and there, i dont have a good temper.
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>>34601125
>You wouldn't remember
That is boring then. I want that feeling after you feel pain that is like I could have taken more

>brief seizure by injuring myself when I'm low blood sugar
how
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>>34601133
Stacey would
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>>34601116
sorry im 21 year old expired product
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>>34601130
What kind of guy would you marry?
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Women
are you okay with men that have man boobs? Picrel is recent. I don't know why it got baleeted it isn't NWSF
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>>34601142
Because you're camwhoring
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Was there any follow up on that one anon's incidents with the little kids in Mexico? Or did his American Privilege strike again?
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>>34600892
Child in tight clothes
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>>34601142
Those aren’t moobs, those are pecs, either get fat or stop appropriating fat guy culture > :[
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>>34601142
I don’t see any moobs maybe it’s the bad lightning on black t shirt with your hands covered your chest
>>
If a man isn't allowed to enjoy the taste of his girlfriend's pussy juice, what's the point having a girlfriend?
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>>34601139
Doubt it
>>
After watching that TV show I'm now fixated on the idea that I'll be killed by a venomous snake bite while I'm buried alive in a coffin.
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>>34601120
yes but i refuse to post him here, hes like, my family. He is the most important thing in the world to me. I would kill myself without my cat. When the cops asked me why i hadnt attempted to kill myself i said i wouldnt want to leave my cat and i cried so hard they made me go to the hospital. if you guys saw him and made me feel bad about him i would never get over it.
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>>34601134
Good for her
Maybe she likes hockey
>>34601138
>how
I'm not doing it on purpose. Best explanation I've received so far is that my blood pressure tanks quickly and I go down. Vasovagal syncope I think it's called? I'm not really sure why I sometimes seize. It's not every time sometimes I just faint for 15-30 seconds.
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Women, your bf asks you to wear cat ears with bells on them the next time you give him a blowjob. Is that a no or are you down?
What about elf ears?
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>>34601149
Maybe you have too much money, time, peace…..
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>>34601152
>When the cops asked me why i hadnt attempted to kill myself
Jesus christ wtf is wrong with the guy?
>>
She is like an elegant white swan
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I really hate how he broke into the enclosures and raped the animals. If any of that was even true.
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>>34601151
one of the dumbest scenes I have ever seen
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>>34601154
Yes to both
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is it true girls will take care of you just so they can feel useful?
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>>34601154
Only if he agrees to wear wolf ears and a collar next time he eats me out
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>>34601152
We can be pretty mean sometimes but I doubt we'd bully your cat.
>When the cops asked me why i hadnt attempted to kill myself
If this is real that cop is a fucking retard
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>>34601126
>Tennis (i like tennis)
>baseball
>table tennis?

Red flags
>American football
>Volleyball
>horseracing
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>>34601161
No that's a male thing
Get a boyfriend nigga
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>>34601162
Seems reasonable to me.
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>>34601161
I think males do that too
>>
What do you think would happen if The Borg assimilated 4chan?
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>>34601141
At this point I don't think I will but I tend to gravitate towards musicians. I'd rather be with a guy who wants to go hiking and watch a horror movie rather than watch baseball, or play videogames.
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>>34601156
>>34601163
>tf is wrong with the guy
>that cop is a fucking retard
Well he said he would investigate the stalking threat i received and never contacted me again. So yes i think he was stupid. Mightve been a campus "police officer" idk.
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>>34601147
I think this level warrants "moobs". I also have slight gynecomastia so there's that
>>34601148
look at the lettering
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>>34601154
No
>>34601161
Only if I think you deserve it. Paying my debt for having my company tolerated.
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>>34601172
What prompted him to say that
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>>34601171
>go hiking and watch a horror movie
that sounds fun
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Art Crime is such a weird fucking legal category, bro's, like art forgery and shit is literally the definition of a victimless crime.
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>>34601161
They do shit for you for up to a year until they sense you wouldn’t wanna be without them (In love) and then they strategically take everything away bit by bit until you fully submit. Next they hold their love over your head until you change into what she wants you to be. This process ends when you give her a child. Look into what happens to men in DINK ltrs. It’s nothing resembling a man and a product of healthy instincts gone awry
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>>34601178
Is art forgery a crime? isn't it fraud?
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>>34601173
I’m the moob expert, those aren’t moobs.
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>>34601170
>we, we are the borg
>*struggles to maintain eye contact
>you will be assimilated, if you want to
>uh, faggot
>*sends absurdly disgusting bug-like borg hentai over the comm
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>>34601178
If you think patents and copyrights are valid then you should get this. Someone else profiting off my intellectual property is stealing from me. Possibly also damaging my brand reputation.
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Your actual self—what is finally and fundamentally you—is not a separate and lonely part of the world, but the real you is the world itself, everything that there is, expressing itself as this particular organism here and now.
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>>34601180
nta
Art forgery is a fake crime, they literally made what you wanted
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>>34601178
>Why is scamming people a crime
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>>34601186
the crime is fraud because you wanted the real thing
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Night yall
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>>34601008
Okay, sorry, that was rude.
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On seeing through the illusion of the ego, it is impossible to think of oneself as better than, or superior to, others for having done so. In every direction there is just one Self playing its myriad games of hide-and-seek. Birds are not better than the eggs from which they have broken.
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>>34601188
Sounds fucking stupid.
Also thats only a problem for the mega wealthy, whom it is morally right and justifiable to steal from
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>>34601196
sure, but the law and the police work for the mega wealthy so you can't do it
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>>34601176
they had me in the dorm's room for their officers or whatever and they were trying to figure out if the reports they heard about me being suicide were true or not and i guess they were just proding around to see if i was being a edgelord or actually in mental distress.

They asked me if i had a gun and intended to shoot myself, since that was what i told someone i was going to do. And i said
>no i dont like guns
they asked how id kill myself and i said
>probably like overdose on random pills or something
i realize now that was probably was not the right response if i wanted to sleep in my own bed that night.

if youre curious the reason was stress because i picked a very bad and heavy schedule after transferring to a real university and was too prideful to change that and just wanted to kill myself for being an idiot.
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>>34601200
So you brought it on yourself
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>>34601165
horseracing is kino
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>>34601190
goodnight, anon
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You know she'd date a football jock if he asked her out
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I fell asleep spooning my gf and had a wet dream so I came on her ass and underwear and didn’t say anything. Left in the morning before she woke up fully. She just texted me asking if I jacked off on her while she slept. What should I say
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>>34601206
>fell asleep spooning my gf and had a wet dream so I came on her ass and underwear and didn’t say anything
This
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>>34601184
nta i think intellectual property is a good thing.
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>>34601206
The truth?
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>>34601205
that is her type
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>>34601205
yeah because those guys are pussy bitch faggots like you
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>>34601207
>>34601211
I feel like I should have told her right away though if I was gonna go that route. She’d probably be mad I let her sleep a few hours covered in cum randomly and find out on her own. Femanons what if I said I thought she’d like it is that believable
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>>34601205
A football jock? Like Archie from Riverdale? That might not be a bad time, Archie is sweet.
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>>34601215
Everyone on the football team at my school was a gay stoner.
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>>34601205
>>34601214
You trying to vague me or someone else? Be clear if you want responses guys.
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>>34601216
How do you guys have so much trouble with this shit holy fuck, the curse of autism. Or do you just wanna brag about cumming on your gf
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>>34601202
i know what you are... i just cant prove it...
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>>34601221
What. Is. The. Proper. Course. Of. Action. Here?!
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>>34601226
Suicide
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>>34601211
Nah, probably too late for that
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>>34601216
>Be mad that I let her sleep
No normal person would be mad about this.
>thought she'd like it
But this will piss her off like crazy.
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>>34601205
>>34601214
if youre talking about me, no that is definitely not my type. I mean theres something to be said about conventionally attractive guys and i definitely fantasize about them, but big jocky men scare me, im terrified that theyd like punch me. I hate men who look agressive. I like gentle STEM guys, especially engineers.
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>>34601227
Fuck off I want a real answer I explained myself
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>>34601228
There's no other option. Anything you say other than "it was an accident and I was too embarrassed to say anything" just makes you look like an asshole.
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>>34601232
Tell her you jerked off on her
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>>34601230
Kittenposter would definitely fuck the guy that knocks her hypothetical boyfriend out ykiwm
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>>34601234
I second this
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>>34601229
I feel like I should tell her I thought she’d like it because she likes cum so it would be nice to wake up to. That way I won’t look like an idiot who left her covered in sticky cum because I was too pussy to grab her a pair of shorts and tell her to change when I woke. At that point it’s better to say you jacked off on her right? I didn’t cum for a few days and we didn’t have sex last night so it was a huge load
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Massive feces
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>>34601239
Alright the larp has lost it's luster for me you've run out of material. Time to switch it up.
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>>34601239
Sounds more forward go for it
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>>34601234
>>34601237
At this point I think he should just deny he even came
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>>34601126
Wrestling, Baseball, and Hockey are fine.
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>>34601154
Sure but the claws stay out. Also I will now stim with cat ears.
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>>34601245
He should just ghost her. Better than telling her he did it on purpose. He's not ready to date if he's not ready to be honest.
It's cum she's a woman under normal circumstances she might sleep with it all over her thighs he's being neurotic. Like if a guy woke me up to tell me he came on me and make me change I'd be pissed off about being woken up. If she's got expensive sheets I can see why she'd be mad but that's even more reason to say it was an accident.
It's either made up bullshit or his head is so far up his own ass that he won't listen to reason and nothing we say matters.
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Where the pookies at
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>>34601242
I’ve decided I want to become a vigilante and fight armed crooks with my fists. The only issue is; I’ve come to the conclusion that the local police force are the biggest criminals of all!
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>>34601254
Boring and unbelievable. I'm disappointed in you.
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>>34601256
It’s a parody of what an obvious bait would be. As my fan you’re supposed to get that
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>>34601254
This is America bitch the feds were made to be fought. We the People and shit
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>>34601258
Don't flatter yourself
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>>34601253
Right here baby
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>>34601254
Nta
My buddy had a literal schizo episode and tried this. Cops had to gently talk him down
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Why is it that all advice on this board ends with the guy saying he’s gonna become orthodox Christian
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>>34601264
>Put the gun down and scrap like a man, bitch!
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>>34601262
Gays like you can’t be pookie
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>>34601271
I'm only gay for you
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>>34601273
>
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>>34601273
*grabs you’re fat gay ass tightly, my slender ring finger gets a mind of its own and begins massaging your tight gay hole
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>>34601274
Camwhoring belongs on soc
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>>34601276
I came
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>>34601277
Ok? Who’s talking about that?
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I’m friendless and appreciate you guys
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>>34599947
Am I gay if I want to sex this trans lady I work with?
>actually cute and passes pretty well
>bubbly personality
>nice voice
>not obnoxious about being trans
>good, not cringe fashion sense
I swear I'm not a homo, but something about her feels magnetic and sometimes I imagine what life would be like if we were together and she could bear our children.
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>>34601279
You seem to be focused on it
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>>34601281
Does it matter?
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>>34601281
Yeah
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>>34601281
Picrel
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>>34601282
Says you, who brought it up unprompted
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>>34601281
According to trans girls, literally every straight guy is a massive chaser so give it a shot
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>>34601283
Yes
>>34601286
Fuck
>>34601287
You know, Johnny Bravo makes a good point. Shame it doesn't help the whole "I want a family" thing.
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>>34601294
Bro. "She" has a penis and balls. "She" cannot bear your children.
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Girls, if a guy was dating a girl for years, and then the girl died, would you think it's somehow wrong if, after a while, the guy started dating the girl's sister?
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>>34601294
>I want a family
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>>34601296
weird yes, wrong no
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>>34601288
The prompt was from you
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>>34601293
>According to trans girls
Sure, but most of them seem to be retarded so I don't know if I can trust your source.
>>34601295
Yeah, that's the biggest downside. Well, and social shame from being thought of as a homo.
>>34601297
Pretty sure none of that stuff would make her suddenly grow a uterus and shit
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>>34601300
I don't wanna hear about what is or isn't wrong or weird from you
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>>34601294
Them yes, super gay
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>>34601297
FERTILITY SUPPLEMENTS DONT WORK YOU NEED TO TALK TO A FAMILY PLANNING DOCTOR
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>>34601302
Do you wanna touch a dick? Do you wanna suck one? Do you wanna put your own into a male's bumhole?
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>>34601296
I don’t care
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>>34601296
Family reunion in heaven gonna be real awkward
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>>34601307
I didn’t know you were so passionate about this Kittenposter, color me surprised
>>34601302
With a seed and a dream anything can be possible
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>>34601297
Very apt meme
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>>34601306
That's no good.
>>34601308
I don't, but at the same time I would want to make my partner feel good. If my partner had that equipment and the emotional connection was there, I could see myself giving it a shot.
>>34601316
I fear there are some dreams that even god can't fulfill.
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>>34601314
That's addressed in the Bible. They asked Jesus if a man's wife dies and he remarries, who will be his wife in heaven. He tells them that marriage is an earthy convention and nobody will be married in heaven.
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>>34601325
Go to the cute trap threads on gif and tell me if you want that
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>>34601326
>super mega heaven orgies confirmed
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>>34601316
>I didn’t know you were so passionate
im not passionate about fertility or anything i just HATE supplements. They scam people into a feeling like theyre working, then boom years later the problem isnt solved, when it could have been easily solved with cheap pills or therapy if they had just seen a doctor when the problem was still treatable.

both my parents did have fertility issues though
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>>34601334
>both my parents did have fertility issues though
Lol you are sterile
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>I could creampie Kittenposter until her crotch looks like a Krispy Kreme donut and be relatively safe
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>>34601328
Maybe it's just the virgin in me desiring human connection, but I wouldn't mind. The biggest hangups I think I have are not being able to have children together and being seen as a gay.
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>>34601334
I agree, supplements are a scam and you piss out most if not all of your daily flintstone multivitamin.
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>>34601342
>virgin
Oh, go get your dick wet then playa. It’s not like you’re gonna marry the first girl you stick your dick in anyways
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>>34601338
no..... ok i dont know but i figure not cause like they are not inheritable fertility issues. Okay actually one is but if i actually inherited i would have like down syndrome so i know im fine

>>34601341
>i could
No you could not, i would not let you
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>>34601281
Do you actually want to have sex with her? Like in a way that's physically possible with the body she has if she hasn't had bottom surgery?
>>34601296
I'd worry they were doing it for the wrong reasons but refrain from making a moral judgement. I don't know how losing someone that close to you feels so I don't think I have the authority to judge.
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>>34601349
>I'd worry they were doing it for the wrong reasons
What reasons would those be?
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>>34601342
Nigga you are just desperate. Your brain is just like "fuck it, good enough"
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New studies have confirmed that chronic masturbation accelerates hairloss due to constant sudden spike in DHT
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>>34601350
Like it's a weird coping thing because they can't let go the widower and the sister don't actually have a connection past caring about the dead woman a lot.
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>>34601348
>no you could not
Fine then, I’m withholding my cum until you ask for it nicely
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>>34601353
CAN IT BE REVERSED
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>>34601353
It made my dick grow a little
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>>34601357
well when you put it that way
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>>34601360
Good girl, I knew you’d come around
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>>34601358
Yes, by buying a plane ticket to Turkey
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My gooner Instagram account keeps recommending accounts that ha e dumb women posting their shitty articles about men
Really would like to know why my algorithm would see my likes ablnd follows for wimen posting ass pics and recommend accounts about manhating commentators
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Why are young people so obsessed with Japanese anime and video games? Do they not know about Pearl Harbor?
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>>34601345
>It’s not like you’re gonna marry the first girl you stick your dick in anyways
Now I'm not a religious prude or anything, but ideally I'd only stick it in if I'm in a solid relationship.
>>34601349
Yeah. I know she hasn't had the surgery, and desu that doesn't really bother me.
>>34601351
This is a concern I have as well, though I don't feel desperate. I can see myself getting into a less than ideal situation without realizing it because of this.
>tfw have a family member who we all think is an unironic cuck and we all believe it's because he doesn't think he can do any better
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>>34601369
>I don't feel desperate
You're a virgin and you're at the point where you're thinking maybe a tranny will do, you are absolutely subconsciously grasping for anything remotely resembling a female.
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>>34601365
>check out a thirst trap short on YT of a thicc lady with a cute upper body and large hips/ass
>tfw now I have a bunch of fatties in my feed
Fucking algorithms
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>>34601372
Let's say you're right and I would hate myself if I did hook up with her. How do I fix myself?
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>>34601377
Find a real girl
Or convince yourself that bitches aren't shit
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>>34601353
Cool, link the study
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What was your favorite N64 game?
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>gender
>would you dump your partner if they got fat
M

Yes, but only if they refused to do anything about it. Life's too short to have a fat girlfriend
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>>34601365
Maybe coomers are more likely to engage with rage bait?
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>>34601378
Well I'm not going to just accept that I'll be alone forever, but desu it feels impossible to actually find/meet/date women.
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>>34601369
>>34601377
>she
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>>34601384
And you think it's easier to find date and meet trannies?
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>>34601380
Tough choice. Probably Castlevania 64, Ocarina of Time, or Goldeneye. Any other answers are wrong, just like thinking anything other than Super Metroid is the best game on SNES.
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Anyone go through a phase where it seems like nostalgia is all that makes it through the anhedonia?
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>>34601365
Some guys are into misandry
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>>34601369
>Touching a dick doesn't bother me
But being perceived as gay would? I don't think wanting to have sex with a trans woman makes you gay but would you hide your involvement with her from others because you were afraid of being perceived that way? Sounds problematic, and like it would probably really hurt her feelings.
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>>34601385
Don't care desu.
>>34601386
No, but she's already right there in my life. No dating apps or bar crawling needed.
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>>34601380
I never really played any myself except for super mario 64 but I liked watching my dad play Star Wars Shadows of the Empire.
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>>34601380
Super smash 64
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Anon stop asking them if you should date her. If you like her ask her out, if you dont then dont. You know the answer deep down, you dont need these men to tell you that.
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>>34601395
Any girl is also gonna be "right there" when it comes to it and they're already 50% of the population and not a fraction of it
What exactly is your plan gonna be with this can you think more than 10 feet ahead
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>>34601390
I think that's because your brain is literally incapable of feeling the way you did about new things when you found the stuff that makes you nostalgic for the first time. You can't find the high of finding a new special interest so the memory of the high from discovering an old one will have to do.
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>>34601399
NTA:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9qgrBZulhY
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>>34601392
>would you hide your involvement with her from others because you were afraid of being perceived that way?
Of course not, I have no intention of having some sneaky hidden relationship. I'm straight, not a monster. There probably would be some internal feelings I'd have to deal with, but I'd rip off the band aid and be open with my dating status if the first couple dates went well and it seems like something that would stick around.
>>34601400
Lmao I'm nowhere near any kind of planning stage.
>>34601399
>tfw can't help but vent to chat and gather varied opinions before trying to make informed decisions because I overthink everything
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>>34601380
>>34601389
>Any other answers are wrong,
Conkers Bad Fur Day
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>>34601405
Why are your wrists so thin
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>>34601403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmpXxMto50k
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>>34601404
>Lmao I'm nowhere near any kind of planning stage
No shit, that's the problem, you have no idea what you're gonna do with this if you go for it
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>>34601407
iiam
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can this faggot stop avatarfagging with cats
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>>34601410
>tfw probably a virgin in the first place because I have no idea what I'd do if I actually did approach a lady and she didn't immediately shut me down
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>>34601414
You said what you wanted in the grand scheme of things, wife and kids. How are you gonna do that with a boywife? You can make yourself less scared of women but you can't make a guy any more pregnant.
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>>34601380
Even back in the day those games looked like shit
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Very excited for the next Great War because it will make the video game industry completely collapse.
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>>34601424

what do you mean?
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After 3 months clean from scrolling I've relapsed and scrolled for 4 hours straight the past few nights. If I had a gf this wouldn't have happened, so who's fault is this really?
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>>34601426
A world war would make video games pointless. And since everyone would be bombing each other’s internet stuff video games no longer exist. Single player games sure but nobody will be making anything new
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Tried playing rainbow six siege again. Too hard.
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Would you rather poop in a sentient toilet that hates it, or a sentient toilet that absolutely loves it?
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>>34601432
I'll get a bucket
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>>34601431
If you go on during noon on a workday it's easier because it's mostly kids
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>>34601434
Meh Maybe but I don't feel like playing it actually
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How can I convince myself that meeting new people is worth it
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>>34601432
The morally correct choice is to poop in the one that loves it, I would appreciate if it could stay quiet while I shit though
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There is a horrible beeping coming from outside the house and won't stop
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>>34601438
Get some rose quartz and meditate on it I think
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>>34601395
>Don't care desu.
At least admit to yourself what you're getting into. If you want to suck dick then suck dick, but don't pretend it's heterosexual.
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>>34601439
NTA but lemme make this choice more interesting.
The toilet that loves it will moan and make pleasurable sounds while you shit.
The toilet that hates it remains silent at all times but you know it hates it.
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How do I get a cute badass gf like this? https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1780682538304660.webm" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1780682538304660.webm
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Can't browse 4chan in public due to these ads
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>>34601448
>using a phone browser without an adblocker
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>>34601449
I don'tknow how
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>>34601417
>You can make yourself less scared of women
I'm not scared, I just have no idea what I'm doing.
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Women
Handsome face, Hot body but Subpar dick
Hot body, Good dick but Ugly face
Or Handsome face, Good dick but Unattractive body
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>>34601456
I'm an android chad so I use fdroid to install fennec which is a firefox based browser that lets me install ublock origin. I can't remember the last time I saw an ad on my PC or phone.
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>>34601464
Nice
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>>34601456
I just use brave and set the blocking to maximum in the settings
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>>34601399
>won't follow her own advice
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>>34601463
None of those are tolerable
Gun to my head, subpar dick. Having a good dick wouldn't matter if I didn't want to fuck him because the rest of him is unattractive.
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https://youtu.be/SaA_cs4WZHM
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>>34601380
Never had an N64.
Eternal Darkness was my favourite Gamecube game.
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>>34601438
It's usually not worth it until you meet someone that is.
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>>34601472
I was about to make a joke about how women will try to pick the secret 4th option of only accepting a chad with all good features but it looks like a woman beat me to it.
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>>34601438
I don't think it is? Like the risk vs reward just isn't there for me.
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>>34601445
She's cute, but probably gay
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>>34601487
I'm not hot enough for Chad I'm aiming for "good enough" in all categories. There's a middle ground between handsome and ugly and I'm pretty sure that's about where I sit on the women's scale, it feels fair. No part of me is amazing but nothing is disgusting either.
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>>34601445
>>34601490
Natalie Cuomo
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>>34601491
>I'm not hot enough for Chad
Not with that attitude
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>>34601491
That's why you only hook up with a new guy from Tinder each week and stay "happily single"
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>>34601463
Anything but the ugly face, I don't really care which
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>>34601493
Thems the breaks. I have too many mental issues for a real chad I can get attractive men but there's usually something seriously wrong with them and they only stick around because of my above average head game or because their near crippling insecurity convinces them they can't do better.
>>34601496
I have never used a dating app you should stop making up bedtime stories for yourself that upset you.
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Women, try not to be shopping next week. It’s bad. You waste money
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>>34601498
>I have never used a dating app
You have ONS with men you're unable to date
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tl;dr what are you supposed to "do" when you go out?

The other day I stopped by a brewery to say hi to a friend. I'd never been there before since I don't drink but it was pretty nice inside and sort of family friendly so not your typical bar crowd. There were a lot of cute girls there too, so I thought about how it might go if I were to go back there to try and approach girls. Pretty much as soon as I walk in I can scan and see who's attractive, but it feels retarded to walk in and bee line it to a girl, strike out, then move to the next one until I run out and then immediately leave. I don't really have a reason to be in places like that other than just sitting quietly and soaking up the atmosphere, but everyone else there is talking with their people or doing some kind of activity (pool, karaoke, etc). What am I supposed to do if I'm by myself in places like that other than my mental objective?
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>>34601399
>Her
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>>34601469
I prefer safari im used to it
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>>34601502
>I know who you are and what you do even though we're on an anonymous board
When you guys do this it reminds me of that episode of always sunny where Charlie's convinced he's speaking fluent mandarin but he's just spewing gibberish.
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Where is the Turkey Jeremy?
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>>34601503
>What am I supposed to do if I'm by myself in places like that
Don't be by yourself in places like that.
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>>34601509
Let's move on to quotes:
>I can get attractive men but there's usually something seriously wrong with them and they only stick around because of my above average head game
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>>34601477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yJgwwDcgV8
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>crystalcafe: fuck men, moids moids moids, men are pigs
>4chan:
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>>34601516
If you use CC that’s on you, it’s an abortion of a forum.
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>>34601513
Ah, autistic too. I see your problem.
People don't stay in relationships just because she gives good blowjobs anon that's a joke that was an excuse to brag.
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>>34601516
what is that...
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>>34601512
In this particular situation that actually is possible, because I only have 1 (one) friend. Ironically he picks up lots of girls there but he's social and does karaoke so accompanying him would amount to me sitting awkwardly on the sidelines while he's with his people doing his thing and talking to girls. So I'm not gonna drag down his night, my tism is my cross to bear.
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>>34601519
I know, that's what I said. You hook 7p with them but it's not viable to date.
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>I was merely pretending to be a slut
Oookayyyyy.
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>>34601520
Basedjakduels
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>>34601526
NTA. How do you not die of rage if every slut pisses you off?
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>>34601532
you're right, there are a lot of sluts out there and I think the secret is to avoid women offline.
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>>34601521
Well if you're just going to sit in the corner and not participate even when you have an in (your friend) then don't bother going. You'd just be forcing yourself to do something you don't even like for no reason because you're not even trying to talk to whoever is playing pool, karaoke, or darts or whatever. I think pub trivia might be fun but you have to show up with a team.
>>34601522
>>34601526
You guys are hopeless.
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>>34601528
thats cringe...
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>you guys are hopeless, like the hot guys I regularly get on my knees for
>gawk you're gawk gawk hopeles glug glug glug gl- gawk
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I left the window open all night. Hope I don't catch Ligma.
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>>34601541
I left mine open all night and it's still hot in here this is bullshit
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>>34600558
Yes, it's a based show with great songs https://youtube.com/watch?v=i1EzE3da9wg
>>34600627
Hey, I'm the real deal, nearly a wizard
>>34600633
>doing way better now. He’s been spending much less time here
<3
Just been too busy with work and volunteering to post desu. I'm still screaming internally
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>>34601537
This is more or less where I've landed too which is why I haven't done it already. Despite knowing that I only have myself to blame for my current situation (of never having had a gf and being a virgin) I also feel powerless to change my behavior. So every time I think through a new scheme I go back to "well this is how I know I work so I know I'm not gonna actually do ___". So I can't come up with anything beyond going in, finding a chair, and dicking around on my phone for a while before leaving.
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>>34601544
It is cold where I am the stupid rain I hate it I want the Sun
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I want my dream lover.
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Can having sex change a person?
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>>34601463
All men look the same to me so I'm picking good dick, provided it means foreplay and licking the bean and not some stupid shit like dick size.
Plus ugly face just in case other women can tell men apart.
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>>34601556
My lie detector is going CRAZY
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>>34601556
You are a tranny.
Nothing you say is true.
Your parents dont love you.
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Can a momma's boy be rehabilitated?
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>>34601463
A subpar dick is less of a negative than being ugly. And something beigg unattractive about a guy is an immediate disqualifier by definition. So I'll take the subpar dick. That's assuming it isn't unusable.
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>>34601558
On what part? Literally every man has short hair and a shovel jaw, plus either a pudgy or wrinkly face depending on his age. When I had a bf I had to wait for him to come to me and initiate conversation since I could never spot him in a crowd.

>>34601559
Why do people in this general always respond to me with weird fanfiction about my life? I don't like transvestites, I love my parents and they love me. I've visited them 3 times this week.
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>>34601553
It can, it will usually be the things surrounding the sex (e.g. being treated tenderly and lovingly or being treated callously) that have the real impact, not the physical act though. I think sex itself can also change people but it is a lot more rare than being changed by the whole situation of having sex with that specific person.
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>>34601567
How much do you weigh?
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>>34601548
I get it. I have no friends I met the last guy I dated because of my mom. And I don't enjoy interacting with strangers very much unless I'm drunk. I hate bars. They are boring and expensive there's nothing redeeming about them. If I was trying to make friends I'd probably try and find a hobby group but even that is just something I don't want to deal with like now I have to show up someplace at a certain time and listen to other people talk, and tell them things about myself, ugh.
Have you asked yourself if that's how you work because you genuinely prefer it that way, or is it how you work because you have social anxiety? Is your goal just getting more comfortable interacting with people or is that just in service of the goal of getting a girlfriend?
>>34601567
>Why do people in this general always respond to me with weird fanfiction about my life?
I swear they're twisting posts to fit a particular narrative so they can jerk off to it. Cucks and chasers who won't accept that about themselves but don't have the self control not to engage in it in some way.
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>>34601419
Who cares? Games are for gameplay. My window has better graphics than any modern AAA game.
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>>34601463
What does unattractive mean here, conventionally unattractive or actually off putting to me personally?
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>>34601559
Hey Julian
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>[F4M] De-stressing Daddy [Script Fill] [DDLG] so much [Dirty Talk][Blowjob][Licking Precum][Ball Draining] [Nipple Biting][Hair Pulling][Cunnilingus][Reverse Cowgirl][Face Fucking][Begging][Whimpers][Degrading Myself][Cumslut][Fuck Toy][Cum Play][Good Girl][Thank you Daddy]
Exactly what I needed.
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>>34601567
>Literally every man has short hair and a shovel jaw,
I have long hair
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>>34601567
You're face blind
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>>34601583
You should stay on reddit
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>>34601583
Idk what's more fucking disgusting the cum focus or the "daddy" focus. Repulsive either way.
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>>34601589
Morning, JH.
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So I spot a cute girl the I notice she is wearing a cross and I look away in disgust. Might as well be wearing a choker and a gag ball
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>>34601573
tldr I'm not good at the essential human activity of being a social animal, but I still get bfs because I'm a woman and that's enough to ensure success.
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>>34601589
Grow up.
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>>34601592
Good morning. Listen to better porn.
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>>34601503
I know it is easier said than done but you have to make priority 1 havinga good time and being as social as possible and priority 2 trying to chat women up. Because you are right, everybody will be able to tell when you just move from one to the other, and it'll be really off putting. The only way to avoid that is by engaging in conversation with everybody so earnestly and with such enthusiasm that it is obviously not performative and then you can move freely between people (again though don't hyperfocus on the women there).
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anons what happens if i click on that and open the download?
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>>34601589
It says F4M. Tell that to the woman making it. Women insist on doing the whole daddy thing because they have daddy issues.
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>>34601596
No offense but what's your point? I've had 4 but I think only 1 was a good fit. Getting men to like you isn't hard. Getting yourself to like other people is kinda hard though.
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>>34601598
I feel pretty grown up.
>>34601603
She's catering to a demographic that I assume pays well since they'll never find a gf into that dynamic. At least I hope it isn't a passion project.
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>>34601573
>hobby group
I wish I could have success but usually the only hobbies this works in are girly hobbies or just gay as fuck. Before one of my hands got messed up I used to do /k/ things but I didn't roll the 1 in 100000 chance of meeting a girl at the range, and now I do /o/ things but so far there's no girls in my garage and there's only boomers at cars and coffee.
>you genuinely prefer it that way, or is it how you work because you have social anxiety?
Probably the latter because I definitely don't enjoy my current state of affairs. So I do prefer my current lifestyle in a way because it's comfortable and stress free but consequently very lonely.
>Is your goal just getting more comfortable interacting with people or is that just in service of the goal of getting a girlfriend?
The latter again but the former is pretty much going to predicate that. I have a job that requires me to talk to people all day so I'm getting more practice but I don't have to worry about jestermaxxing to keep a coworker from quitting his job.

>>34601600
This makes sense but man it's a tough thing to do. A lot of times I feel like a spring getting wound up during conversation and when it concludes I can unwind, so a long stint of talking with a ton of people (including girls) is not an easy task, at least for me. In fact it's exhausting, and I think that normal people just don't feel that way so they can do that with much less effort.
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>>34601605
You were telling a guy about basically having life on easy mode, as if that is going to help him. Yes, we know, you don't have to do anything to get into relationships, and yes, "men" are the ones to blame for their shit vibes and the fact that they aren't a good fit for the protagonist of reality (You). Would there be anything else you want to get attention for?
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>>34601607
>I feel
We're not talking about feelings right now.

>pays well
All free on soundgasm.
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>>34601610
Soundgasm is a repository. Lots of things on there are shared by people with other platforms, where they probably have paid content or otherwise advertise ways to support them. I'm not stupid.
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Neck tattoos are grim. I can tolerate a tiny face tattoo but neck is just ick
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>>34601612
All I'm hearing are excuses after excuses.
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>>34601601
Hope you didn't just royally fuck up your PC.
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>>34601608
>In fact it's exhausting, and I think that normal people just don't feel that way so they can do that with much less effort.
Kind of yes and no, it is also just a matter of building tolerance. Maybe you remember that post-covid half the world was complaining they no longer derived energy from social hang outs even if they would have described themselves as quite social and extroverted pre-covid. Literally everybody starts overthinking more and feeling more self-conscious if they limit their social exposure.

On the flip side, you can absolutely desensitize yourself. I used to feel the same way you do, I would never go to a social hangout for longer than like two hours because then I felt I needed to process and my head was spinning. Ended up working in customer service and speaking to one stranger after another for eight hours a day. Including saying unfortunate, awkward stuff and having to scramble to recover from it. It desensitizes how much of a fuck you give and how quickly you feel you fucked up socially very fast.

Maybe it is an option to spend more social time in an environment with less high stakes to grow a bit more used to the very premise of mingling with strange people?
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>>34601572
170cm 58kg, why? Do you think that women have to be fat not to rate men based on their face cards? What's your dick size?

>>34601573
That would make sense. It's almost always sexual fantasies and they often feature cuckoldry. I bet some of them come here specifically to jerk off even though it seems compulsive a lot of the time.

>>34601586
Well maybe not 100% of them. That helps but it's not a significant tell. Even if a guy was also obese and always wore a hat I wouldn't dare to think I spotted the right guy, it could be a different long-haired fat guy in a hat.

>>34601587
I don't struggle to tell women or children apart, it's just adult men that look extremely similar. I don't think this is an extremely uncommon observation, I've heard people complain that they struggle to follow movie plots because the male characters all look the exact same.
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Imagine a modern, highly developed society where... nothing genuinely matters apart from your ability to be social.
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omg it's a video about jh's situationship!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_806JT8dhVo
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>>34601618
People are deeply social creatures who have always directly depended on one another for survival. Social abilities have always been central to our chances in life.
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>>34601614
My opinions won't change. At the same time, I know that my opinions won't cause change either. Just go jerk off to whatever you want, I've shared my two cents, that's it.
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>>34601620
Now they're not only central, but exclusive.
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>>34601617
>What's your dick size?
6.25"
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>>34601619
Not clicking that, but it's not a situationship.
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>>34601621
>opinions
Most ASMR people make specific content because they enjoy making it.
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>>34601516
heyuri:
https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=rYadfkFyhj9
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>>34601615
anon do you really think i was serious?

>PC
I use unix, IDIOT
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>>34601622
I don't really agree. An introverted person not that interested in having others play a big role in their life can work a fairly independent job, maybe even from home, and enjoy a range of endless solo entertainment like movies, games, porn, whatever. If anything it has never been easier to pass your time alone. Also more socially accepted in the sense that just a few decades ago, if you had friends it was 100% socially accepted for them to just show up at your house when they felt like seeing you. Now we live in the "even calling without a warning is pretty intrusive" time.
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>>34601629
Yes, but that's pretty much all they're able to do. Meanwhile, extroverted people get to succeed.
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>>34601516
>crystalcafe
Fembots claim that site has been taken over by MTFs.
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>>34601626
Idk about that. I don't think assuming that women who make internet porn are only in it for the love of making guys jerk off is a safe bet.
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>>34601623
That sounds about average so I can't tell whether you're upset about my picking dick over face and body, or claiming that dicks have nothing to do with being good in bed.
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>>34601631
What do you mean with succeeding? If you are talking about work, eh, social skills obviously help there because you will also deal with people when working, but it is very much possible to be traditionally successful career-wise with average or below social skills.

If you mean like a big warm friend circle and full love/sex life, well, that IS social stuff so it is hardly surprising that this works out better when you enjoy it and invest in it than when you are avoidant and try to manage by doing the bare minimum. Of course the people that just legitimately love other people('s company) will have an easier time connecting with them. That is very basic logic and I doubt it used to be different in the past, maybe for relationships but definitely not for friendships.
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>>34601634
>Idk about that.
Huh, you were very easily convinced and immediately offended at first though.
Just goes to show, you are still a reactionary kid.
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>>34601608
Yeah I feel like for guys you've got sports clubs or like, mini figure painting. I think it would be a good idea to do your exposure therapy in a smaller group and calmer environment though. At bars there's a lot of sensory input that's just making it harder to stay focused and enjoy yourself.
My sister's fiance used to go to this car show that was held by a university. I don't know if they even do it any more. I don't think enough young people have the expendable income for hobbies rn to keep groups that cater to them alive. We're not supposed to have fun we're supposed to produce and consume. This shit is rigged.
Talking to people at your job is definitely helpful but it's not going to totally fix it, you need a casual environment. That one friend you have, does he have any more?
>>34601609
Oh it's you, nevermind.
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>>34601616
Yeah, you're right about that. A lot of times I feel a past conversation affect me more than it should and I know it's because I'm undersocialized and thus not desensitized. I can do ok in an environment where there are no women. I don't really have an issue talking to dudes in any context but with a woman I'm attracted to I create stakes in my head no matter where I am.
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>>34601635
I wasn't paying attention to that I just wanted to see if you were fat so I could laugh at you if you were. Also average in the US is 5".
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>>34601636
Introverted people used to be, at the very least, not deliberately excluded and marked as defective. And this might trigger someone, but quite a few millennials have introverted fathers - won't be the case anymore as introverted men are now incels. A great social evolution, I'd say.
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>>34601637
The only thing I know for sure is that I don't like the description of that porn.
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>>34601636
Nta
I kind of have to agree with him. The extrovert is more likely to be well liked by his coworkers, more likely to get the promotion. Especially if he is also physically attractive. People still tend to assume the worst if you don't talk much.
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>>34601644
That's ok, you don't have to.
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>>34601640
I get it and it makes total sense, but I still think it typically does get better only from exposure. Compare it to a job interview, if you never have those, you will be trembling for the interview. But if you've had ten job interviews in the past months and none of them went anywhere, it absolutely will get easier not to be as tense for a new one, because that feeling of "oh god anything could happen" fades, it no longer feels realistic that anything could come out of it, so you can relax. It does work the same even with people you are very attracted to. It is not humanly possible to go through the experience of chatting a woman up 1000 times and feel like you are dying inside every single time, you will get used to it. Just keep on keeping on anon.
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>>34601643
I have to concur that it seems our time places a lot of focus on not just looking good but also having a sort of "conventionally attractive/likeable" personality. There definitely used to be more tolerance and acceptance for "odd people" and just generally people being unique and imperfect.

Also the idea of marriage has just changed. Those mothers that picked an introverted partner were often raised to choose a stable partner, someone who didn't drink, who wasn't a womanizer, who wanted kids, who worked hard. Now women are looking for their soulmate, their best friend, the person they can tell everything to and have the best sex with. It has just been a pretty radical shift from marriage being a way to make life easier to marriage being this super high quality super intense on-going interpersonal relationship.

>>34601647
Good social skills yes, just being extroverted/introverted, not really I think. Extroverts that do not have enough social skills to realize when somebody is tuning out or feels disrupted by them are the worst and they get complained about a ton in the work force.
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>>34601648
What do guys even get out of the audio version of a cum fetish? Just her talking about liking it?
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>>34601639
>>34601650
Do you have any ideas for how to hold myself accountable for this? Deep down I know I just need to actually go out to places where people are (bars, markets, etc) a whole lot and then go up and talk to a bunch of people. I've been telling myself to go do that for years and I never do, lol. There's no consequences since it's just me against myself so I just opt for the "safe" option every time.
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>>34601652
Everything about it is hot, just listen to it.
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>>34601651
>but also having a sort of "conventionally attractive/likeable" personality.
>a pretty radical shift from marriage being a way to make life easier to marriage being this super high quality super intense on-going interpersonal relationship.
It's good that it becomes known who are the enforcers of the new social norms and standards for life on Earth. What I would like is for the mainstream media to stop gaslighting us about it and blame men for something they aren't in control of.
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>>34601652
NTA but I get really horny listening to a voice that is audibly aroused, particularly a woman's voice. There is just something in my body where I hear her voice break or get breathy where I'm like, ooh, I know how that feels. Same for sincere moaning. It does not even matter what the topic is, just hearing someone else's real arousal infects me like laughter can infect you. I reckon this is not rare.
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I am having nasty degenerate sex and I’m wondering if I should feel bad about it
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>>34601655
No real magic tips I'm afraid, what you describe is understandable and common. I don't think it gets better than finding ways to get the most out of it personally. E.g. maybe you hate going to an event by yourself, but you do enjoy taking pictures at an event and focusing on that, and while you are out and about taking pictures, people are more likely to talk to you.

Also try to think of it as making hours, you are just investing in your goal and even when no reward is coming yet and it is all vague how much you invested, you yourself know you are investing and working on becoming a (slightly) different person. A lot of people that don't socialize a lot are hung up on the desired outcome and I do think you can exert some mental control over getting a feeling of reward/satisfaction just from doing it on its own.
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>>34601657
No way. Is there like cum sound effects or something? How does that even work?
>>34601659
Okay that I totally get. I personally think that's hottest when the topic isn't even explicit, though. It's also the sort of audio that doesn't feel as weird to make.
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>>34601660
As long as everyone involved is happy and safe, you shouldn't feel bad. At least, I tell myself that.
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>>34601658
It is not something that is enforced by either men or women, though. It is the result of decades of consumerism and social media all explicitly and implicitly giving messages like
>you are the main character of your life and what you prefer/want is hugely important and even morally right to go after
>experiences and feelings matter and there is no shame in wanting to feel as good as possible as much as possible in life
>you have all the freedom and options so if you are not 100% happy then you are a dumb bitch or did not try hard enough, it's your job to live your best life
etc. All these kind of messages make it harder for people to accept imperfections in themselves and others, to sit stuff out for long term benefits, to sacrifice personal comfort for something more important, you name it, and that applies to both men and women. Men just lose out harder because women have historically always been more focused on emotional intelligence and learning how to keep good relations with others.
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>>34601663
Yeah I guess so but she likes it so hard that it hurts and there’s blood and I’m concerned by this
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>>34601667
Bleeding during sex is definitely a sign that something isn't right. But how to handle it depends where and why.
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>>34601662
>No way
Then don't and stop asking.
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>>34601668
It comes out of her pussy. It’s not all blood per se it’s just mixed in the pussy juice
Pretty foul to type that but yeah it’s concerning
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>>34601662
>I personally think that's hottest when the topic isn't even explicit, though.
Yeah I feel that. Years ago I found an audio of a woman doing a roleplay where she was badgering her best guy friend to show her how he jerked off. It was filled with just silences followed by her giggling or going "no shut up" or "don't look at me like that" but it worked perfectly, she was so good at bringing to life that flustered mood and your imagination would just fill in all the gaps.
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>>34601651
>Good social skills yes
Fair point but people think introverts with poor social skills are going to shoot up a school I'd call it a wash for either type with bad social skills.
>>34601655
You have to find some way to motivate yourself. If you don't want to go then you'll be priming yourself for failure anyway.
You got a bad deal here because I had a couple of boyfriends who went out and did things throughout the years that helped me get out and talk to people and you've never had that. You need something that compels you to go more than the anxiety compels you not to so you at least get out of the house and in a position to try. And then it's just baby steps. You can even make a little checklist of things to do that day like "give a stranger a compliment", "ask an employee for help", and "push yourself to continue a conversation someone started with you instead of cutting it off and leaving". And just like, practice being yourself in front of other people not necessarily interacting with them but doing the thing you want to do (within reason) instead of overthinking it.
Forcing it is bad. You should often leave your comfort zone but rarely enter the danger zone. Anxious is fine, overwhelmed is going to make you more hesitant to go out next time.
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Women what should I fap to today?
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>>34601673
Talk to her about it. Tears suck and it's worth not having piv sex for a week to let it heal. Hopefully it's that simple.
>>34601674
Finally somebody with good taste ITT.
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>>34601665
Personally, the messages of companies that want to sell me stuff aren't very persuasive. What is more persuasive is that every single woman I have ever met loves consumerism and the power to influence and command men. That shapes my perspective more than decades of marketing. I've never exhausted my paychecks at the shrine of consumerism. It's not my doing that you're so influenced by it.
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>>34601676
A picture of your grandmother
A recent one not from when she was pretty
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>>34601676
Find the audio porn this guy >>34601674 mentioned.
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>>34601680
>I've never exhausted my paychecks at the shrine of consumerism.
That is just one single way to react to it, though.

You live in the same time others do, you consume the same endless commercials others do. Your idea of what a relationship should be like is wholly shaped by the movies you watched and the likes. Your idea of what a good life looks like is shaped by these things.

Culture is like the air we breathe. You are always breathing whether you think so or not. Thinking you don't is just not paying attention to it. Hell, the very fact that you would probably say your goal in life is to be happy is being a product of your time, your father or grandfather never would have given an answer like that.
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>>34601674
>t was filled with just silences followed by her giggling or going "no shut up" or "don't look at me like that"
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God I miss that ass
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>>34601556
>>34601567
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosopagnosia
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And by that I mean JH’s ass after I got her pregnant
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>>34601688
Brad Pitt got that.
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>>34601690
>ass
>pregnant
Anon...
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>>34601685
>Hell, the very fact that you would probably say your goal in life is to be happy is being a product of your time, your father or grandfather never would have given an answer like that.
The goal of being happy and chasing happiness no matter the cost are things I've predominantly heard from women. There are more modest objectives out there: not being miserable, not being perpetually depressed, not being seen as a boogeyman, and avoiding financial ruin.
It's interesting that you bring up what our fathers and grandfathers would have sought. Life was most definitely harder back then, for both genders, but men weren't so actively hated and marginalized in global courts of public opinion such as Instagram, Twitter, Tea or the New York Times. Now, certain people get to live like social monarchs while others are expected to self-flagellate. There are clear imbalances but you won't ever acknowledge them.
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>>34601694
She is boypregnant
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>>34601696
Huh, that explains her boystruation behaviour.
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>>34601697
Yes it does. My sincerest apologies, I have an allergy to latex
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>>34601695
>There are more modest objectives out there: not being miserable, not being perpetually depressed, not being seen as a boogeyman, and avoiding financial ruin.
This also reads modern to me, as opposed to the goal of being a morally upright person, a good Christian, a useful part of community, someone who bettered their family name for their offspring - very common life goals in the past when people were still less focused on themselves as the main character in life.

For the record I am not trying to say I believe life only got easier, that is not the case. This time offers a lot of unique challenges too. A situation like divorcing someone you were with for twenty years and having access to chat logs from all that time so you can revisit literal conversations whenever your aching heart wants, is a pretty novel challenge to face that has become very common in no time.

It is not that I think men and women are in the exact same position. There is some backlash against women's rights, but at the same time the overall standard for women's options and autonomy is still higher than it ever was. Whereas for men there is no denying that it is just less cushy now in a western society than it used to be. So it is not that I don't understand anything at all from what you write. The thing is that fostering your own feelings of being wronged and having it harder than others, literally renders you nothing. It'll make you unhappier, less friendly, more thin-skinned, less generous with others. And for what? If you want to compare, I am sure that I won't have to point out to you that male or female, you probably live a privileged life compared to people dealing with real poverty or god knows, Ebola. A lot of people feel they have the right to ignore those who have it worse and only obsess over those who (seemingly) have it better. But it just makes you miserable and for what? What is gained by it?
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Hey, they don’t want you to know this but the femanons here are free, I’ve taken home 30 femanons and no ones complained
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>>34601696
You guys make me laugh at the dumbest shit.
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>>34601700
>This also reads modern to me, as opposed to the goal of being a morally upright person, a good Christian, a useful part of community, someone who bettered their family name for their offspring
Quite difficult if you're an enemy. A suspected rapist, killer of women, a suspected conservative, Trump voter, abortion abolisher, and an useless worker who brings no value and no financial security.

>less friendly
See above.

>If you want to compare
I've just been compared to the previous generations of men and somehow lost in the masculinity and mental fortitude evaluations. This, honestly, happens all the time.

>What is gained by it?
Sanity. Instead of being successfully gaslit, sometimes I'm able to defend and preserve my identity.
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>>34601676
>Women what should I fap to today?
Girls Night Out by Nyl2
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I'm horny!
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Zoomer women...
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Emo Anthony is for cuddles and hugs only
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>>34601721
Cheating mustache methhead Anthony is for 20 years in prison
Oh wait you can’t go to prison for meth possession in CA unless you’re a dealer
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shy voyeuristic boys deserve cocky exhibitionist girls
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>>34601382
I thought you were gay
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Is it true that if you accept working on your day off, they will always start asking you? I always said no to it but I wonder what would have happened if I did say yes
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>>34601729
>Is it true that if you accept working on your day off, they will always start asking you? I always said no to it but I wonder what would have happened if I did say yes
They might, some companies don't even pay overtime
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>>34601708
Jesus. The internet has gone too far.
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>>34601708
'futa sans pussy' ahh garbage
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>>34601724
shy voyeuristic boys deserve cocky boing boing
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I'm a simple man. When I see a woman with a brown skin tone, I get an erection and want to goon.
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>>34601724
>boys
You are a grown man.
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State gender
How different would your life have been if you were super fucking hot?
How you take advantage of it?
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>>34601749
>State gender
>How different would your life have been if you were super fucking hot?
Wouldn't change much, I'd probably still be a weirdo
>How you take advantage of it?
I wouldn't, I'd try harder to have worked earlier and try to be a neet(early retirement) and or get a job working from home, with kids, animals or or with people who help from time time in an office.
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>>34601749
>How different would your life have been if you were super fucking hot?
my 3% success rate would jump to 20% or something
it would change my life massively
I probably wouldnt have moved to japan if i was more successful with women. but i also wouldve spend less time going after my creative pursuits, because women would occupy my time
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>>34601754
>>34601752
>absolute retards can't name their gender
You might as well have not replied at all.
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>>34601757
>cant extrapolate information
tard
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>>34601759
>lesbians don't exist
>especially on 4chan
>and especially, especially on atoga
Ok, retard.
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Would you spend tens of millions of dollars to get yours surgerized into the world's tightest vajagoogoo?
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>>34601764
if they were outside of the norm they wouldve mentioned it, tard
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>>34601766
>they
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Anons what did I wake up to?
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>>34601749
F, I think my life would have been worse, not better, if I had been super fucking hot. I was shit at turning men down when I was younger and already struggled with avoiding unpleasant situations with the amount of male attention I got as a normal looking person. Being strikingly attractive would have worsened that dramatically.
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>>34601736
Only by exhibitionist girls.
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I refuse to approach a woman, the right one will pursue me
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>>34601770
My cock in your boypussy.
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>>34601775
Every morning I will come to your room for 5 am breakfast and headpats, if I remember to wake up too.
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>>34601776
But I’m a cat girl
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>>34601778
This would make me happy
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Sometimes I think I could fall into a really fucking deep hole (figuratively and physically) if I gave into my urges.

>>34601782
Not anymore.
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>>34601785
You can’t make me anon.
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I wish white women were attractive.
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cum
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I wish cum had a strong grape flavour
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>>34601805
I wish you tasted like grape
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>>34601805
JL moment
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>>34601815
Sounds like skill issue
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>>34601809
maybe I do
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>>34601805
If it smelled like grape that'd be okay.
>>34601813
Everyone likes grape. Fuck you.
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Does anyone have any advice for meeting women as a very private/shy person who isn't particularly fond of "normal" people? I've already tried duolicious, and it was really fun until i got screencapped and made fun of on lolcow.. I'm also quite active in a bunch of social nerd stuff online, but I just feel like a creep if i ever try to pursue someone in a space like that..
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>>34601831
>Everyone likes grape.
I don't.
>Fuck you.
Say please.
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>remember something embarrassing i did
>groan
>remember another embarrassing thing
>groan harder
>remembering that thing makes me remember another thing
>cascade of remembering bad things
FUCK HOW DO YOU MAKE IT STOP?
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>>34601840
bullet to the head, its the only way
i can relate
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>>34601749
I have poor social skills so not that much different.
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>>34601834
You make friends in those nerd circles, get into their cliques, gain rep, and eventually newbie women will gravitate towards you for guidance.
And stop saying shit that people will want to screencap and share for laughs
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Are there any goth foids in atoga?
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Do you guys/gals dissociate a lot?
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what if tasted and smelled like peaches?
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>>34601848
I'm a pretty central figure in what i do, but I hate vying for the few women that orbit the hobby because it inevitably leads to infighting between the guys.
>stop doing things that make you a target for laughs
They didnt screencap anything i said, just made fun of me for having a pretty normal interest. To be fair some of them also complimented me, but it still turned me off the website for good
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>>34601836
Do you dislike artificial grape, real grapes, or both?
>Say please.
Make me.
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>>34601840
Try to remember that nobody else is as emotionally invested in awkward shit you did as you are. Nobody is up at night remember others' foot in mouth moments, only their own.
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>>34601855
I used to yeah, now not nearly as much anymore.
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>>34601874
Artificial grape. Real grapes are great.
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>>34601855
Meaning what?
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Goodmorning toga, the earth says hello.
Do you prefer to be the big spoon or little spoon?
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4chan navy. We hunt pirates and drug and human traffickers. We make the waters safe for the good people of Earth.
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>>34601775
>the right one will pursue me
Bold of you to assume she exists...
>>34601778
never mind.
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>>34601855
50% of the day I am asleep, 40% I am somewhere else and the 10% or less is my parents or a cashier talking to me. I
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You should probably just put your kid down if you find out it has some severe congenital disease
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>>34601898
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>>34601849
Go away
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Aren't women independent?
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Anons can I hide in here while company visits?
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>>34601765
No need.
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>>34601894
F
Little spoon. Being held from behind will have me giggling like a little gremlin.
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>>34601904
Yea whats up
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We should start an /atoga/ alpinist group. After gaining much experience we will go to Everest and offer our services for free so sherpas would go out of business.
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>>34601904
You should live by yourself as an adult. Loser.
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>>34601894
I never understood big spoon little spoon. Don't you stack spoons of the same size in your silverware drawer? I don't put small spoons on top of the big spoons, that is ridiculous.
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>>34601563
Usually no.
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>>34601913
Not sure why humanities stupidity still shocks you. Always expect the worst from them.
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>>34601749
M
I'd definitely have a better time meeting people
I'd probably just start going to local events and such more often. I end up staying home a lot because I don't want people to look at me as the stereotypical fat nerd that they have to put up with in order to enjoy the hobbies that I like, and while I've committed to weight loss pretty well starting a couple of months back, it'll still be a couple of years before getting down to a weight I'd be comfortable at.

I'd also start shooting my shot with women over 40 real often
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>>34601913
Putting big spoons on top of the little spoons is ridiculouser.
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>>34601901
I need my goth gf.
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>>34601917
Which is why the big spoons and the little spoons each have their own stack.
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>>34601749
No I would still be a shut in and I would still be playing vidya
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>>34601912
That’s the nicest thing anon has said to me
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>>34601922
Me but instead of worrying if people find me ugly I would worry about if people find me handsome and nothing would change
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Women, how true is this?
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>>34601926
Yes
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>>34601926
I don't know I am not a woman.
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Femanons, why do you still use society as a factor in your private behavior. You're on 4chan, you've fallen out of society already.
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>>34601921
At one point the stacks interface. Or are you some kind of spoon apartheidist?
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>>34601932
I think of them as high functioning alcoholics
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According to spoon theory every action costs spoons and when you run out of spoons you can't do anything until the spoons have regenerated.
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>>34601937
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Why would you have different sized spoons anyways, aside from maybe a soup spoon. You don't live in high society, the fuck do you need all those spoons for.
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>>34601926
None, it's better to not get cat called because it forces moids to give more polite compliments.
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>>34601932
There are no people here, liar.
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>>34601932
And I love it.
>>34601939
One long spoon for my cereal is the only different one I need. What are you talking about anon?
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>>34601937
This was always how my older sister justified getting out of things, leaving the rest of the family a hand short during her young adult years and then extended to practically dumping her son on us later on.
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Stop being racist
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In your opinion, how old does this character look? She's been the center of a lot of controversy lately
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>>34601946
In order from left to right:
9 > 11 > 8 > 19
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>>34601946
M
Looks around 15 to 18.
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>>34601949
Wash your damn face and hair, dumbass
Then grow mutton chops
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>>34601939
I need tablespoons because some food measurements require them. But for actually eating stuff I prefer teaspoons, because then the thing I'm eating lasts longer due to smaller spoonfuls.
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>>34601952
Bitch those go in the cabinet with your measuring cups. That's not a spoon-spoon, that's an instrument.
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Acid grape juice deep inside femanon's cervix?
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>>34601951
You don't have to be so mean. It took a lot of courage to post this here... ;_;
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can you get pregnant from precum
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>>34601957
It takes courage to jump into a volcano, but you still shouldn't do it.

This is the wrong place to post selfies. Anyone who posts selfies here has both courage and retardation.
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>>34601959
mhm
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>>34601944
People with spoon shortage should not have children.
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>>34601954
I'm not segregating my silverware.
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>>34601939
>why would you need [x], aside from [reason for x]
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>>34601894
Slop of the morning to ya
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https://bbc.com/news/articles/cx212x41evwo
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Women, how do you feel about the fact if most men would be lesbians if they were a woman?
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>>34601961
Not true
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>>34601967
>he's already made sure to cover for my case with a stated exception
>but I feel the need to speak up anyways
And a nice day to you too, ma'am
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>>34601966
>teaspooks move along, this is a soup neighborhood
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Is it true that home is where the heart is?
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>>34601971
nuh uh
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Women, how was the weekend sex with Chad?
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>>34601979
Great but it only happened in my imagination
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>>34601979
You have to wait until Monday. They are still hoping Chad texts them back and asks them on a date next.
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>>34601970
The world would be a better place if we were all lesbians.
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>>34601959
No
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Answer the fucking question.
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I wish I was a little older
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>>34601985
We would all die out
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>>34601988
Haha but you're so mature for your age :)
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So a spider fell from the tree on my leg then crawled up and it walked a bit behind my neck and it jumped off. Not everything is out to get you.
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>>34601987
At what point do we recognize women have a higher place in society than men?
Talking abput the average man and woman not ceos
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>>34600614
M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yBBaK1vGh4
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Women
I now have a statuette each for Kirby, Pac-Man, Metal Sonic, and Porygon on my shelf. Why am I not immediately dripping with pussy. What's the holdup. Where are you.
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>>34601988
You'll get what you want in a few years.
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Thoughts on Momo Ayase?
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>>34601987
I mean I'm a woman and I say yes, but I have opinions and hobbies that most feminists (especially the radfems) would hate me for having so...
>>34601997
Find yourself a cute nerdy girl.
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Women, do you hate precum? Would you play a game where you're only allowed to extract precum from the moid?
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>>34601988
I wish I was bolder
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>>34601976
Yeah, I think so.
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Could I ever convince a lesbian to date me as a guy
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>>34601987
What rights do women not have that men have?
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>>34602000
I'm not cute, so I need an ugly nerdy girl, and I was told these were all the pieces to the puzzle.
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>>34601959
Fun weekend, I take it?
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>>34601987
I consider myself an egalitarian.
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>>34601998
I mean I wish I was older now specifically
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>>34602013
>>34602010
>>34602009
>>34602008

I want to have a little kid they're so cuteeeee
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>>34602000
>hobbies that most feminists would hate me for having
Do tell.
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>>34602016
If you're ovulating then go be a whore on /soc/ instead of being weird here
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>>34602008
she's going to invent something momentarily.
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>>34602018
Probably hobbies such as ovulation and masturbating and sewing radfems hate that
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>>34602019
I'm a boy
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>>34602023
I didn't ask you. Stuff it.
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>>34602025
And you're heckin valid for it brother but the point still stands even with you being trans masc
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>>34602018
I'm a degenerate otaku who likes to play degenerate visual novels. Despite the existence of many female authors and artists in this realm, many western feminists would still decry these women as having internalized misogyny for working on these projects and I think that's bullshit.
>>34602023
I'm not your tradwife fantasy, fuck off.
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>>34602026
Every day I'm stuffing it
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>>34602027
What's trans masc . I'm just an edgy boy
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>>34602020
I wouldn't hate feminists so much if they had a point but they don't
I just saw a bunch of feminists discredit the allegations against the Maine senate candidate despite #BelieveAllWomen, you can safely say modern feminism is just bullshit
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>>34602028
It's nice to see the degenerate nerd persecution fetish can exist in the same way across sexes
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>>34602028
I forgot to mention you enjoy menstruating
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>>34602028
Are they misogynistic visual novels?
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>>34602033
>Having people constantly advocate for censoring your hobbies is just a persecution fetish!
I fucking hate normies so much.
>>34602036
No.
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>>34602028
you are insane
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>>34602036
All media is inherently misogynistic, even the media written by women due to internalized misogyny.
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>>34602038
>normies
I, too, hate you ironic weeb normalfags
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I want a girlfriend to share my bed with
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>>34602028
>many western feminists would still decry these women as having internalized misogyny for working on these projects and I think that's bullshit
This seems to me to imply that many western feminists think feminism means something else than that flowchart picture claims.
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>>34602042
How the fuck am I a normalfag? That's projection on your part.
>>34602044
Indeed, and MRAs can also go fuck themselves.
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>>34602040
Are feminists going to eventually start burning books?

I feel like at this point if you overlay a feminist "discourse" over a speech given by the Austrian painter, you can spot some similarities.
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>>34602046
Pick me
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>>34602048
I said that MRAs can go fuck themselves, how the fuck am I a pick me?
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>>34602047
You're saying that as if it's a bad thing
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>>34602047
>All media is inherently Jewish, including media written by non-Jews due to internalized Judaism.
Isn't that what a large proportion of 4chan posters unironically believe?
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>>34602053
kek
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>>34601939
It's mostly performative outside your standard teaspoon/tablespoon. There are people that actually have little girly spoons called coffee spoons just to stir coffee, and some even go a step further and have an even smaller spoon called a demitasse spoon specifically to be able to spoon the froth on a Cappuccino, because you obviously can't do that with a coffee spoon right?
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Do you like tiramisu
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Moids think this cartoon is dunking on women?
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>>34602056
Never had
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>>34602056
Yeah
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>>34602059
I hate sub5’6 female creatures
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>>34602059
I have no idea what people who keep reposting it think it means.
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>>34602059
It's a strawman of women criticizing their shitty blackpill statistics. Even though there are many reasons to criticize those statistics beyond personal anecdotes.
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>>34602055
Is this the same reason why Moids needs like 15 different beer glasses? To me that is easily one of the most ridiculous things I have seen.
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>>34601989
>We would all die out
Based

>>34601991
Spiders are some of the chillest and most symbiotic animals imaginable and are not hostile to humans unless you're fucking with them.

>>34602003
>I wish I was a little older
>I wish I was bolder
I wish I had a girl made of ice, she'd be colder

>>34602006
>Could I ever convince a lesbian to date me as a guy
Only to be her beard.

>>34602053
Even you posting this is just another cog in the ZOG machine.

You've got to put your body upon the gears, and upon the wheels; upon the levers. Upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop.
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>>34602068
Could I get to explore her lesbian body:)))))) to see how she looks like in various outfits and to just play touch with her.
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>>34602056
Mhm. Haven't had it in a long time.
My favorite Italian restaurant growing up had really good tiramisu.
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>>34602014
Too bad sucka
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>>34602069
Plenty of gay people will live a straight life, including having sex with their opposite sex partner. Elton John has kids.
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>>34602010
no
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>>34602067
I've only got two kinds tyvm. Pint glasses and pilsner glasses
I do kinda want some steins too admittedly but keep smacking myself on the wrist and not buying them
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>>34601970
I find men saying this a really weird flex and an attempt to maintain they are "extra straight" or something when nobody suggested they were anything but straight...
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Gender
How many pairs of shoes do you have?
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>>34602083
From my experience every man says they would be a slut including me
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>>34602001
Not at all I love precum. It really turns me on when I grab my partner's dick and he feels straight up wet. Would be fine with that idea.
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>>34602075
Well I hate some women so much I might as well be gay myself like other geniuses (Hitler,Mozart)
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>>34602056
Yes, very much so. The cream should be really thick though, supermarket tiramisu is always too watery. And often it's too sweet. But well-made tiramisu is delicious and occasionally I will still snack on the mediocre kind.
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>>34602084
M
3 shoes, 4 boots and 6 sneakers but I have more back home
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Why do so many women think that men like tall women when it's literally the opposite?
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>>34602089
>back home
Are you on tour or something?
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>>34602090
Because many men like tall women
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>>34602084
M, let's see
pair of work shoes
boots
steelies
converse
trainers
wellies
sandals
flip flops
slippers
So 9 technically, used to have way more and lots of boots back in the day but gave them all away
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>>34602091
Studying in a different country
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>>34602090
Same reason many men think women want super muscular women. Women themselves often find tall women very beautiful because they more often have the really slender proportions, elongated legs etc. Models and many actresses are tall. Women are also more likely to romanticize looking sexy and elegant over being cute and attractive in a more everyday way, even though obviously the latter is appreciated at least as most by men, "girl next door" is pretty much the most basic fantasy/dream girl there is.
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Gang are we cooked? Fr?
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>>34602098
>"girl next door" is pretty much the most basic fantasy/dream girl there is.
Fun Fact: When it comes to tall girl hentai, the most popular subgenre is "girl next door grew up taller than the boy".
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>>34602090
A lot of us guys like tall women though...
>>34602059
Is the joke that she misses the meaning of "average"?
>>34602056
Yes
Back when I wrote for the school newspaper I used to make these puzzles called "tiramisu" cause I love it
>>34602043
It's annoying when you wake up and find yourself about to fall on the floor though
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>>34602090
Pedophilia in women is shockingly common
I've heard women say more weird sexually charged comments about kids than men
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>>34601937
Wasn't this conceived as analogy to try to explain chronic and mental illnesses to normies
>>34601894
Both is good but little is comfy
>>34601855
Yes but I try to practice mindfulness
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Men would you kiss Margot Robbie (old)?
Women would you kiss James Franco (pervert)?

>>34602087
What’s the lore behind this chicks Ig
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>>34602102
I enjoy sleeping on the floor on a carpet but generally I want to be just me and the woman i am together with in the same home. And no biological children of my own ever she can have hers
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>>34602105
I've never found Margot Robbie that attractive
She looks like a discount Jaime Pressly
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>>34601749
M, don't think it'd change much desu. I'd probably try get into modelling for easy money but other than that I'd still be the same dorky autist as before desu
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>>34602084
M
Two pairs of sneakers, a pair of boots and a pair of sandals.
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>>34602105
M, yes, Margot Robbie is hot and I like older women
She's not old though lol she's 35
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>>34602105
Narcissistic sociopath with a gargantuan ego. She's scared shitless of accountability,of me and of saying sorry for throwing a golden necklace I wanted to give her into the trash. She forged her MD by moving to a country outside EU to "sit" a medical school entry exam that doesn't involve a written or oral examination and she's admitted just via high school grades. Then she sat ,stayed there for a year "studying" and moved back to our EU country where 99% of people,those of us who have a moral backbone sit the med school entry exam equitably . There's 100 questions on it and it lasts 3-4 hours. The fact that she dodged it makes her more than a poor doctor it shows she's grossly immoral. And yet she's scared shitless of me because I'm a psychopath? I would scoop her eyeballs out yes because I fucking her her she insulted and mocked me and my mom but at least I work fairly openly and don't break any sort of gotcha rules .

She's also incestuous with her brother as in french kissing licking etc. and projecting her shit onto us all rest of us. Awww yeah WE are the problem we aren't good friends (I'm not even her friend obviously) we don't do enough but you do so much you do more than us and while we do little and demand us you do much and are so sad you can't help us more. Bawwwww she can sue me my name is D.T.
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>>34602110
Modeling is about getting fucked by photographers. Male models have it TOUGH for guys who make 20 k to essentially travel. Look into it, it’s well known that if you wanna get good work you have to make a “deal”
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>>34602103
We have one in this thread. She stopped posting about her fantasies after anons started bringing up her posts. Yes, I'm talking about that disgusting freak.
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State your gender, age and the age range you would date.
M, 30
25-35
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>>34602119
She kind of has that look I’m not surprised
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>>34602123
M
18-60 something
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>>34602123
Male, 37
25 to 42
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>>34602123
F33, 28-45ish.
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>>34602122
>obsessed faggot needs to bring up his thread crush every chance he gets
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>>34602092
Are you dumb? The majority of men prefer women who are shorter than them. Just look around it's obvious how common it is to see couples where the woman is noticeably shorter (if you ever go outside that is). Men who don't are usually low T non dominant cuck0lds
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>>34602136
you are an NPC
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>>34601970
Of course they want to be lesbians until it's time to be pregnant instead of us.
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>>34602123
M 35

would date 23-50, my big sticking point on the younger age range is that I don't want a girl who's still in college, probably wouldn't date a girl in grad school either. on the upper end I've always liked older women and it's kind of tracked as I've gotten older but I would be concerned our pop culture tastes would be too different.
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>>34602125
I do not wish the AWFUL experiences I've had on anybody except maybe a math teacher who was worse than her ,maths teacher name also being Galatians ironically the part of scripture I hate the most. I wanted beautiful things friends I wanted someone who is patient and kind to teach me all sorts of things about everything around me not the evil I was subjected to. I'm scared shitless of some people here. I'm so scared I want to leave this country forever. I'm never coming back even for 1 million dollars. I'm not a fucking pussy virgin ready to stay for a woman. I'm a grown ass man 23 years of age who's scared of living here. People here are insanely evil especially the infirmaries/sub-nurses in mental hospitals. You can't get in with depression they'll all tear you down
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>>34602138
says the low T low IQ basedcunt
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>>34602121
I mean if I was "super fucking hot" presumably I could make money from it without having to whore myself out kek? I did one paid thing years ago that was chill
Else idk maybe I'd take the pacifist route and whore myself out to rich women or something so they could donate to charities, so it would be for the greater good
>>34602123
M28
21-45
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I can't fall in love because I'm too ashamed of my dirty mind
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>>34602135
>wahhh don't insult my pedo princess
I hope she pays you, bro.
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>>34601989
We actually probably wouldn't. Women can get each other pregnant and produce more women. (With technology) Men cannot do that.
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>>34602148
>calls anyone else a pedo when he brings up child rape every thread he can
Double kek
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>>34602143
"high t" is the realm of gay and bald men
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>>34602056
Yes very much.
>>
I never should have asked that.
I only got stupid replies.
Didn't even manage to trigger the person I wanted to.
I promise to put in more effort next time.
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>>34602136
>if you like tall women you're a low T non dominant cuck0ld!!1
how boring must it be to be you
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>>34602105
No.
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>>34602152
Where did I bring it up, retard? You're a pathetic simp. Does she respond to your emails if you defend her? Lmao
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>>34602149
Give it time. We're working on artificial wombs.
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>>34602105
>would you kiss Margot Robbie (old)?
Yes, she's hot and she's younger than me.
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>>34602164
>artificial wombs.
revolting, make futa real instead
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>tfw my favorite Indian restaurant in Manchester recently got stamped with a low food hygiene rating

I hate this world
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>>34602160
You bring it up all the time. You use the same lines every time freakspammer. And then everyone points and laughs at how pathetic you are for being an obsessed faggot then you run away. Your pattern of sad faggotry follows you here.
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>>34602068
I wish I had a coat out of fur, I could hold 'er.
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>>34602136
First woman I ever kissed was 6' (I'm, 5'11"). Damn, she was hot. Wish it could have worked out.
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>>34602168
>You bring it up all the time.
Show me where. You brought it up out of nowhere here >>34602152
Do you have brain damage or you're just an autistic retard?
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>>34602140
I'm the anon you replied to and agree with your sentiments about younger students etc. Wrt older women, I don't think I could date that old because she'd remind me too much of my mom, 56. I'd prefer no more than five years older than me but could probably date a 40 year old.
>>
Autism child
You are so loved
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>>34602177
Every day in the threads whenever you spam your obsession. Everyone sees it.
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>>34602147
A girl I knew in middle school made a hobby out of interpreting absolutely everything and anything someone said in a dirty way.
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>>34602090
>Why do so many women think that men like tall women
Because they do. You can't have legs like pic related if you're 4'11".
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>>34602184
Show me, where did I bring up the alleged incident of what happened to her? You can't answer this, can you? Because it was you who brought it up.
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>>34602187
Your life an anime bro.
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>>34602056
>Do you like tiramisu
M. Emphatically yes.
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>>34602146
You can definitely make hot bucks but as far as modeling goes you’re not escaping the local scene without putting out. Side note. Look at any interview with any top model (almost) ever. There weirdly neurotic and dark for people with the best lives you could have on paper they act like rape victims….. And they all allude to issues that they can’t talk about. The notable exception being Hernan Drago who famously refused that type of thing and despite not graduating to worldwide fame he acts like a guy who has a lot to be grateful for. That’s not evidence of course, just an interesting rabbit hole
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>>34602170
Why didn't it?
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>>34600614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGkwUNyznEw at 1.25x speed
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>>34602192
I don't need to show you. You know you do it all the time and everyone who everyone easily ignores your shit thanks to your repetitiveness. It's just fun to call a faggot like you for what you are every once in a while. :)
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>>34602166
>revolting, make futa real instead
How would that help men to reproduce without women?
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>>34602194
No she didn't have blue hair.
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>>34602203
Why would you want that?
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>>34602202
>I don't need to show you.
Lol, so you admit you were just making shit up. Bye. I won.
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>>34602197
>Why didn't it?
She'd had a crush on me for a very long time, but when we actually got together the reality of me didn't live up to the fantasy.
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>>34602208
I wouldn't. But I was replying to someone who claimed that men reproducing without women was impossible, and pointing out that this is, in fact, something scientists are working on.
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>>34602182
I like older women precisely because they're inclined to mommy you a bit lol. Also they tend to be better conversation partners, most women by 50 have learned something about something, it feels like women just pause their mental development at like 16 and never develop an interesting opinion on anything until they hit 45.
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>>34602201
she looks like a R63 ludacris
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>>34602123
M, 29
Dating goes from 24-34
Sex goes from 21-99
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>>34602210
Hey remember that time your faggot ass couldn't do math? https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/chunk/34480297/#q34482176
You were so confident with your shit that you embarrassed yourself and hid away like a massive fucking cuck.
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>>34602226
>You were so confident with your shit that you embarrassed yourself and hid away like a massive fucking cuck.
>cuck
That's rich coming from you, lol. https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33666726/#33667789

Is this why you defend her? https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/chunk/33781983/#33782271
Was it your uncle who touched you too? Kek
Trust me, you will lose the archive game. Now do your damage control and pretend how it wasn't really you.
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>>34602227
He'll get cholera
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>>34602211
Oh, I see. Something like that has happened to me to. I'm sorry, anon.
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>>34602233
That's not me. Now deny that it was you who did the math wrong. Go ahead, spell out how you were too stupid to add. I'm waiting.
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Why do so many people ask "what's your type", "who are you attracted to", "would you only date someone older or younger than you?"

If you're as viscerally ugly and mentally autistical as I am you date or hook up with whoever makes a move, as long as they're above the age consent.

Beggars can't be choosers.
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Gender
What was the last thing you did that you regret?
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looks like white women today aren't looking to have kids or date with anyone. I guess I'll have to go with Asians. RIP my son's height and ability to drink cow milk.

Unless there are any medditeranean hotties out there who're looking for love
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>>34602237
I've chosen not to be a beggar.
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>>34602236
So it was your uncle? You're a virgin with girls but a non-virgin with men? LMAO
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>>34602164
We don't even need artificial woumbs. We can do away with men.
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Niggas got receipts on each other in an anonymous chatroom lmao
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>>34602234
but if he's been going then he should be fine. It isn't as if the cleanliness suddenly dropped off a cliff
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>>34602239
...You realize that the birthrates in Asian countries are even worse than the ones in White countries, right?
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>>34602238
M
Not telling my gf that a came on her ass during a wet dream and letting her find it long after I left now she’s mad. A also regret telling her I jacked off on her while she slept to try to make it seem intentional
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>>34602237
>as long as they're above the age consent
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>>34602248
Double fuckup. Why did you do this?
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>>34602246
I don't live in Asia so that isn't my problem. What made you think I was talking about going to those actual countries? You do know that asianz live in places other than asia, right? This isn't the 1500s
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>>34602255
Which part. I can’t control wet dreams
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>>34602215
Fantasies are a particularly vicious type of coping ngl
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>>34602256
Yes I do, and their birthrates are still low even in the countries they immigrate to.
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My friends are traitors who hate me
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>>34602257
Every part after that.
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>>34602262
How so?
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>>34602248
I mean we did tell you to fess up
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>>34602241
>literally ignoring admitting he can't count to spam a made up thing about someone else
Nothing your saying happened. I deny what you're saying. But you haven't denied that my link was you. Are you the retard who couldn't count on a calendar? Any other response that isn't a confirmation or denial means you're an embarrassed faggot and you won't get a response. I win.
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Do you like Makima?
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I miss smoking tobacco. Would a foid date someone who smoked a cigar or a couple cigarettes every other month?
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How would you feel if your bf got too late for a college entrance exam and wanted to lay down with you and cry a few tears while resting in your chest slowly talking about mundane uplifting things?
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>>34602268
Tobacco smells nice unburned. Smells terrible when you burn it.
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Do girls just wanna have fun
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>>34602274
If I smoked outside, brushed my teeth, washed my hands, etc., would that help at all?
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>>34602268
>Would a foid date someone who smoked a cigar or a couple cigarettes every other month?
No.
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>>34602266
You lost here already >>34602160
You can't answer simple questions, so you resort to seething like the virgin (with girls) tard you are.
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>>34602244
Niggas out here bringing up years old posts like it's a fucking courtroom, get a damn job
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>>34602277
Darn. If you somehow were attracted to a guy who smoked that often but would drop it if you wanted him to, would you date him?
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>>34602248
Hell yeah up top player
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>>34602280
Aww the obsessed cunt is embarrassed... :)
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>>34602268
Yeah, but I'd be settling out of desperation. I'd think he's a total himbo who thinks that looking hardcore is more important than avoiding addiction and cancer.
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Women would you date a man who's cooking is extremely mid
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>>34602275
Nope.
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>>34602288
bruh, at least you can cook?
but it's fun to learn to cook with someone. especially if you enjoy them and their company.
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I wanna know her like no one else
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>>34602276
I'm not the anon you're replying to, but no, it wouldn't. If you choose a time when you are quite definitely not going to see me for at least 24 hours (any less and I will still smell it on your breath and taste it on your saliva), and you do it outside, and you stay outside for at least an hour after you finish smoking, and you shower thoroughly (not only soaping every square inch of your body but shampooing your hair as well, and your facial hair if you have it), and you make sure everything you were wearing is immediately washed as soon as you go back into the house, and you don't expect to ejaculate anywhere near me for at least a week - that might help.

You seriously have no idea how vile tobacco smoke smells, or how powerfully it clings to your clothes and skin and hair, how even a trace of nicotine in the air condenses out on the walls and then STAYS THERE, or how disgusting it makes all of your body fluids taste.
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>>34602244
Ikr? What leads to someone becoming so obsessed with a femanon that they do that?
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>>34602283
>If you somehow were attracted to a guy who smoked that often but would drop it if you wanted him to, would you date him?
AFTER he had dropped it, maybe.
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Foids, is this character cute?
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>>34602289
What a faggot. I hope he dies alone.
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>>34602301
Literally ai generated
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>>34602293
To stalk her is my real test
To harass her is my cause
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Women, could you ever enjoy sleeping in bed or looking at a guy lovingly while he sleeps if he snores?
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>>34602297
Very reasonable.
>>34602294
>You seriously have no idea how vile tobacco smoke smells, or how powerfully it clings to your clothes and skin and hair, how even a trace of nicotine in the air condenses out on the walls and then STAYS THERE,
I do, actually, but I've still met some men and women that can tolerate being with a daily smoker despite not smoking themselves.
>or how disgusting it makes all of your body fluids taste.
Now this I didn't consider. The last two women I had sex with were also smokers, so maybe that's why it never came up for me until just now.
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When you realize advertisements are made for women everything makes more sense. Men in general don't buy as much
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>>34602317
literally created by a man on accident shut up dummy
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>>34602319
Women are much bigger consumers than men. Even a lot of men's products are bought for them by women
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Why do Moids assume that just because a woman travels that her body count automatically must be high? Like you think we are actually traveling just to have sex with guys or they are paying us to have sex and travel with them?
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>>34602323
probably
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>It's another women are shallow consoomers because of one study I read episode
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>>34602323
>you think we are actually traveling just to have sex with guys or they are paying us to have sex and travel with them?
Yes. That is exactly what they think.
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Shoutout to Pewdiepie.
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>>34602325
It's a literal fact that women are the majority of consumers. It's not a bad thing, it props up the economy
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B8 after b8
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Why do so many women stay with guys who beat them?
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>>34602323
Yes, men think that because they would travel to fuck hot local women that women who like to travel must want to fuck hot local men.
>>34602331
And that study points out that a lot of it has to do with purchasing household essentials for domestic chores, but don't let me ruin your narrative.
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>>34602333
Men who don't beat/ want to beat women are rare.
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>>34602323
It’s the perfect crime. You look cultured for going to Italy and nobody knows you got fucked by multiple sun-kissed grease balls. One day you’re gonna get a very poorly worded postcard however covered in spaghetti sauce and your jig will be up when your bf asks about it
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I slapped my ex gf once
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>>34602334
It's not a narrative, women buy for other people more. Ads are going to target their most likely customers
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>>34602337
To you maybe
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what is the problem with women consuming more
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thinks I’m perfect
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>>34602343
She's in her "females are perfect angels who never do anything wrong" phase
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>>34602346
it is not even a negative thing
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>>34602288
Yeah.
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>>34602346
nta
>Being against males demonizing women about everything is thinking that women are perfect angels
Something tells me this won't be called a strawman.
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>>34602315
Yeah
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>>34602274
I'd grow it to sniff it and not burn it.
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>>34602323
I don't assume that. I would probably assume she was rich, but that's about all the assuming I would do
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I think "good personality" just means physically attractive.
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Why do tobacco or nicotine when weed exists?
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>>34602361
Because weed is gay
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>>34602360
I think it means being comfortable in yourself and willing to sacrifice your happiness/ individuality for others.
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>>34602287
That's a pretty fair assessment.
I think that based on the responses to that question, since I'm not looking to date anyone anytime soon, I'll allow myself to roll a cigarette or two for a camping trip and just quit before I want to date again.
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>>34602360
No. It means nonretard.
Anyone can be handsome outside unless you're unlucky genetics roller. Wear clean clothes, have good posture, drink water.
It's when you speak that you ruin the potential of wanting to be around you. Most successful conservative men shut the fuck up.
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How to help an insecure male?
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>>34602361
Nicotine is an anorectic while weed makes you hungrier
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>>34602363
But it actually makes you feel good unlike nicotine which does jackshit.
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>>34602315
I already do, yes. Sometimes when I'm spooning him and the snoring starts that's my cue that I can fall asleep too, that all is well.
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>>34602363
That's true. It turns you gay and makes your penis fall off.
>>34602361
I've smoked all the weed on Earth already. I want to quit smoking it, but I also want to smoke tobacco a once or twice more, maybe.
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>>34602368
You can’t. I broke up with my best bro recently because his mindset was so shit after 5 years of friendship. I grew up and accepted the world and he wallowed in self pity until the difference became too great and I had to let him go. Only an insecure person can help themselves by achieving things that are out of their comfort zone and improving their situation themselves
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>>34602328
I saw a bunch of women saying he was behind the hate for Indians, like Indians aren't putting in work themselves.

>>34602333
>Why do so many women stay with guys who beat them?
Fear. Also, abusers aren't like that all the time. They have these moments of being loving and caring, and people get attached to that version of them, and that makes it hard to leave them when they're abusive.

>>34602360
It's never people you would enjoy being around saying this shit.
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>>34602333
Because a toxic relationship follows a pattern and long before he's ever hit her, she has become ashamed of being in a tumultuous relationship, with the guy convincing her at every turn that it takes two to tango and she has her own responsibility in their toxic dynamic. Making someone (feel) complicit is like making someone shut up 101.

On top of that women vulnerable to falling for abusers and not recognizing early red flags (like going very hot and cold with their behavior or being controlling from the get go) are that way because they grew up in an abusive household and their role model for men did not set high standards and made some toxic stuff feel normal/inescapable or familiar. Abusive men are more likely to fall for women who were abused in the past because they just "click", she shows the desired response e.g. fawning and pleasing harder in response to unreasonable demands and criticism. It is hard to leave a man for being violent when life has not shown you much proof that relationships can be without violence.
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>>34602368
pls dont, get sissies out of the gene pool
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>>34602360
It's entirely subjective based on who you ask. Being somewhat social helps
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>>34602361
I never felt this effect personally but most cigarette smokers I have known claimed that nicotine made them sharper and feel more rested and focused, so basically the opposite of what weed does. Also plenty of people simply dislike weed either because it makes them super tired or because it makes them anxious/paranoid. Smoking is also a vice that even now that it is more and more restricted, you can do it at relatively many different situations with relatively few social repurcussions compared to other indulgences.
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>>34602360
thats unfortunate for you, cockbrained moid
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>>34602368
I don't know. I think first they need to want to change then they need to face their insecurity and learn from whatever they faced without becoming more insecure. You can help with the last part
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>>34602360
Nonsense.
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How do you navigate between 3 girls at work? What if you accidentally flirted with all of them? I want to avoid any drama and I really only like 1 girl
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I can not have any sweet shit at home.
I drank two coke cans and two mango lassi today.
Calories and sugar to feed a company of legionaires.
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>>34602386
>>34602384
>>34602382
>>34602378
>>34602367
>>34602365
What does it even mean to have a good personality?
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>>34602360
skill issue
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>>34602392
It’s totally nebulous
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>>34602392
Just that, it's not a single thing, just like how saying someone looks good still leaves plenty of interpretation for how exactly they look.

But I'd say that being friendly and polite, having at least okay conversational skills (so not directing every topic back to yourself, not ranting, no humblebrags or endlessly droning stories) and being interested are usually the brunt of what is meant by it. They are pleasant to interact with and people that you would at least intuitively expect to be reliable and honest. Good folks.

Again though a personality can be good in different ways. Somebody who is very interesting and very funny will often also be appreciated for their personality even if they are not particularly kind and pretty self-centered, because they are deemed fun to be around and bringing a welcome energy.
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>>34602392
Basically having a personality people want to be around. You can be funny, kind, thoughtful, grounding, inclusive, or whatever else. If you have a good personality and are a good person, good people will want to be around you.
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>>34602392
a good personality is well tuned to a partner's preferences and needs, there is no universal good personality
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>>34602390
>accidentally flirted
You just have to watch your tone and attitude. If you get any signs suggesting you have implied more interest than you have, compensate by being (polite, but) extra dry and unstimilating for some time.
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>>34602379
This is an esoteric eugenics argument. What you describe is a common low class people behavior.
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I think there's gonna be a lot more single people in the future.
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>>34602406
I am against eugenics. It is undeniable that some issues, including what I mentioned, are more prevalent in low class households because of the circumstances those have in common. (Although you would be very naïve to assume covert and overt relationship violence is rare among higher educated/richer couples.) That does not mean I would consider eugenics an answer rather than wishing society would be arranged in a way to tackle and avoid those problems more often and more successfully.
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>>34602414
I am not for direct eugenics either. Liberals get it more or less right. Society has to be improved.
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>>34602414
We need poor people to stay poor so they keep driving trucks and buying crap. There is zero intention from anyone important to actually fix this issue. If you did they’d find another menial thing to do to fuck with each other and you could get mad about (which is what keeps you at the bottom of the middle in a sense.)
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>>34602391
Of course you can't. You don't buy that shit for decoration, it's there to be consumed.
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>>34602418
I know I'm a huge libtard for this place's standards but it honestly blows my mind that on paper I feel like 90-95% of the population agrees that it's in everyone's benefit to invest in the new generations, even if that means also investing in their parents (where you get the whole debate of "isn't it their own fault and responsibility" - yeah, but not their kids'), and yet there is still so little political support for programs that invest structurally in even the physical well-being of children (e.g. providing high quality subsidized school lunches so even the kids in the households where the diet is most shite get some veggies in).

>>34602421
I fear that you are right and this is exactly the problem, that too many people benefit from a lot of people not being able to live their best life or reach their full potential. But at the same time society also pays the price for that because we miss out on so much human capital that way, not to mention more concrete stuff like how expensive bad lifestyle choices are for a country.
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>>34602429
Yeah, I need a woman to consume it for me.
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>>34602434
>that invest structurally in even the physical well-being of children (e.g. providing high quality subsidized school lunches so even the kids in the households where the diet is most shite get some veggies in).
Thankfully i am not american.
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>>34602421
Truck drivers earn pretty good money tho? They don't have much time to spend it due to being on the road all the time but they're not whom I'd describe as poor
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What is The Amazing Digital Circus even about, I keep seeing it get compared to I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream but I thought the circus show was some kids show with mature themes like adventure time or regular show. Is TDAC any good?
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i love average tall woman.
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I just saw the sluttiest outfit I have seen in public in some time during a Tetris championship.
I'd throw the controller away and invite her out.
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>>34602440
I swear I've seen this post before.
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>>34602444
Then do it?
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>>34602440
clussy
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>>34602436
Are you picrel?
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>>34602446
I just watched it on stream, how she was flaunting her sexy little outfit. kek
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>>34602445
The collective consciousness is asking questions about the circus.
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Them niggas hungry as fuck and it's not my fault or my problem
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>>34602437
I am not either, that's the worst part. Or well, I hugely enjoy it of course, but it is dire living in a place that is reputed to be super progressive and yet like in so many European countries there has still been a conservative leaning ruling party for like fifteen years, and there is so many relatively easy (but expensive obviously) stuff to implement like providing patients in hospitals with better quality food - which we already know from research actually pays itself in time because their healing process will be faster as a result - is not even in any way a discussion let alone a plan we are going to execute. Individual politicians, even those of left leaning parties, just don't want to pay the price for proposing ambitious plans that will initially only cost money and might sound "extra" compared to other issues. And then those other more urgent issues (like housing and homelessness crisis) don't get fixed because we haven't decided yet how to fix them yet. It's just tiring.
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>>34602447
The Pomi cosplays make me feel some typa way and it confuses me
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>>34602448
No.
It's more like I am... the elephant in the room.
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Men make my nervous system go hiss
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>>34602458
Reeeee
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Atoga men don't whore themselves out enough
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>>34602453
Bureautic sociaism is better than democracy in many ways. Instead of appealing to the goyim electorate you just do what is correct and appropriate.
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>>34602458
Stupid sexy snek.
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>>34602460
I'm saving myself for her
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Men, would you 'cuck' your GF if she is the one who wanted it? As in she wants to watch you have sex with a woman, said woman is attractive to you but you don't know each other beyond this one time sexual encounter (the woman will change each time to avoid too much jealousy) and the sex will often be rough so she can gauge if it's something she would like to do with you or not.
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>>34602461
The issue I have with that is that any system where the people are decided for is inherently very vulnerable to corruption. I personally do not know of an example where it was implemented and this issue with power abuse was avoided altogether. Then it can take a very long time to unfuck what got fucked.

I just wish it was possible to have some sort of system where you get an extra elaborate vote and then it is decided that if you set up this program or do this reorganization of some governmental system, it actually has to be followed through even if by next election parties of a different political color are chosen. The way it is now, every new set of politicians can spend a lot of time simply undoing what was decided by previous ones, with the end result that you have a lot of "fluctuating" laws and short-lived initiatives, and just about zero long term visions or long term investments that pay off. It becomes next to impossible to e.g. revise the healthcare or public schooling system.
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>>34602468
What would you get out of it?
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Is it illegal to tweet at a politician and tell them to kill themself
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>>34602468
Look, I can't even get ONE woman to be attracted to me.
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>>34602468
My what
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>>34602471
No
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>>34602468
FYI the reverse sex cuckolding is called cuckqueaning. Also not a guy but be prepared to be disappointed by how difficult it might be for him to consisistently find new female partners for casual sex.
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>>34602455
Stop buying shit to consume. And go for a walk.
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>>34602468
Sure
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>>34602471
In dictatorships like North Korea, China, the USA and Russia, yeah.
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>>34602472
well, you see, for a woman, only attractive handsome men qualify as "people" so you werent the target audience for the question
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>>34602470
>the sex will often be rough so she can gauge if it's something she would like to do with you or not.
>>34602472
You have to put yourself out there.
>>34602475
>cuckqueaning
That sounds awful, I prefer cucking even if its not correct.
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>>34602468
Sure, but I'd prefer that she eventually get in on it too, or we switch and I watch
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Say my(F) date(M) calls me beautiful. Would I come across as desperate if I reply him with “Thanks. You too”?
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I've heard Americans are afraid of diet and exercise because they don't want to lose too much weight and become unattractive. Is this true?
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>>34602471
If they actually do it, then probably.
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>>34602483
By switch do you mean she has sex with the same women or has sex with another man?
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>>34602468
This basically doesn't exist. Cuckqueaning is not a thing outside of porn and that stupid house of Usher show from Netflix.
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Slutty.
Waists.

>>34602481
>>the sex will often be rough so she can gauge if it's something she would like to do with you or not.
That's all?
That seems like a bit of stupid suggestion of you, have to admit.
Seeing something being performed in front of you is not the same as experiencing it yourself. It'd make much more sense we just ramped it up together.

>>34602486
Autism.
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>>34602481
>That sounds awful
Yeah can't argue that, it's a trainwreck of a word. Just mentioning it for the practical purpose if you want to look up stories of women that feel similarly and have experience with this.
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>>34602471
maybe, It is dangerous and useless though why would you do that
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>>34602469
I can't go in detail on this. I just repeated a slavoj žižek talking point.
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>>34602491
Experiencing it yourself is scary, I think it makes more sense to see him do it with another woman first before I decide if it's right.
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>>34602486
Don't do that, if you want to reciprocate, actually give him a specific compliment, point out something you love about his looks or at least tell him he is handsome. Saying you too sounds kind of reflexive/polite.
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>>34602481
>>34602492
Cucking works for both genders, no?
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>>34602468
How is this even a question they already cuck us even when we don’t want it
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>>34602486
If you really like him, then "Thanks handsome!" in a flirty way
If you barely know the guy and he's mid looking, just say thanks, or thanks, I put a lot of effort into it or something
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>>34602471
It's probably legal. May count as harrasment though. Make sure to be as anon as possible.
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>>34602460
There hasn’t been enough feminine energy here in the last few hours so we reverted to autism. Please make us feel alive so these idiots stop talking about systems of governance
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>>34602498
Honestly I just happen to know it is called cucqueaning if you want to specifically refer to the woman being left out of sexual experiences her guy has. I don't know if cucking in practice is only used to describe men left out or to refer to the dynamic itself regardless of sexes.
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>>34602501
>If you really like him, then "Thanks handsome!" in a flirty way
I did something similar once, he laughed and then told our common friend he didn’t want to meet me again cause he thought I was getting feelings already
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>>34602486
Not desperate but maybe socially anxious. I hate the word handsome I think it sounds weird so I usually say cute but some guys have an issue with that they think cute is an insult not a compliment.
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>>34602489
Woman. At that point it's just watching good porn. It'd seem awkward if the cuck gf isn't having any fun either
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>>34602495
>Experiencing it yourself is scary
Good relationships are built on being vulnerable with your partner and trusting them they don't go overboard and hurt you. Or if they do, having them know what they did wrong and not do it again.

If you prefer me fucking another woman, then something is already quite wrong with you or our relationship.
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>>34602507
God it’s all so tiresome
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Where are the hot stinky cat bois
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Big strong tall men should be subs
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>>34602468
My gf wanted to see me fuck another girl so I asked a previous partner if I could show my gf our sex tape and she said “I told you to delete that why are you violating your restraining order” so I ended not showing my gf
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>>34602506
Don't waste your time on avoidants.
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>>34602506
>You look beautiful!!
>Oh, thanks handsome!
>LOL get a load of this needy chick
Trash took itself out, you should be glad to not be surrounded by stupid people
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>>34602514
You think I'm stinky? Guess I'll go shower...
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>>34602514
I'm not stinky anymore, sorry.
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>>34602515
Ok, I’m a meatball sub
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>>34602515
im a switch.
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>>34602508
>At that point it's just watching good porn.
I mean she could experience watching as watching good porn too, right?
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>>34602515
I'm not mentally weak.
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>>34602505
Technically the words cuckold and cuckquean, or cuck for short, just means someone who's partner is cheating on them. That's assuming a traditional monogamous relationship. When it comes to weird fetish stuff the term cheating becomes iffy though.
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>>34602511
Its easy to want to be vulnerable and try new things with a partner but not so easy to actually physically go through with it.
>If you prefer me fucking another woman, then something is already quite wrong with you or our relationship.
Re-read what I said, It's only to test the waters and see how I feel about it, not a long term thing.
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>>34602529
No, cheating implies the person not knowing.
nta
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>>34602508
Imagine fucking a hot blonde big eyed Swedish girl who had no scruples about nudity or sex while your brooding academic Jewish girlfriend watches and criticizes your performance and then calls you pathetic and fucks her instead with a (circumcised) strap on
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>>34602529
True but as you mention, it's been picked up by a fetish scene and if this dynamic is consensual it is by definition not cheating. Plus I don't think most cucks think of it as getting off on cheating specifically as it seems most common to want to watch. It is just a form of power play to not be allowed to be involved while at the same time being so close, I guess.
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>>34602530
>Re-read what I said
I don't need to.
Intimacy is generally one of the highest valued things in a relationship.
You don't normally just give that away.
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30y F no friends, virgin and never dated. I will never have a normie bf and I’ll only attract creeps right?
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>>34602531
>cheating implies the person not knowing
Yes. Not necessarily, typically. That does not change what I said.
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bros and broettes, does he have someone else who keeps him company? someone else he's in love with? someone else he is seeing and/or screwing?
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>>34602526
Well, yeah sure, but you could also just not date anybody and watch good porn. Still isn't the same. If she wants porn of me, we could record us doing it together, if she's a cuck then sure fine, but I'd want her to get a little something extra out of it too like I am
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>>34602529
>>34602531
You're both wrong. Someone can know their partner is cheating. The difference between cucking and cheating is whether the partner that's not doing the fucking is cool with it.
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>>34602535
>Intimacy is generally one of the highest valued things in a relationship.
Well it shouldn't be, trust and emotional connection is what really matters.
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>>34602531
Also nta but no it doesn't.
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>>34602537
You’ll never be normie if you don’t start being normie, no
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>>34602537
No normies for you. No incels you’d reject them. The only men for you are the freaks who left the world behind. Congratulations you get to experience true love in this life
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>>34602537
You can have a normal relationship if you stop pitying yourself. If you don't stop pitying yourself then you are doomed to creeps.
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>>34602514
imma girl and about to shower. stinky boy in my bed rn.
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>>34602537
You'll likely attract some guy in his 30s. I can't answer your question directly though.
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>>34602541
That's probably a better definition, yeah.

>>34602542
>Well it shouldn't be
It absolutely should be.
Emotional connection is also a form of intimacy.
But if you value something so incredibly important so little, then I would rather not be in a relationship with you and we can quit talking about it.
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>>34602315
No, it was torture, I woke up every couple of hours for years and had to wrestle him onto his side and then he'd just flip onto his back and start snoring again. Never dating a snorer again.
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>>34602534
So you're definition of your partner having sex with someone else is probably better, regardless of if it's cheating or with your approval.
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>>34602541
i don't think i would be, desu :/
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>you filthy western barbarian savage, you're our prisoner now
>you will be severely punished for entering our territory
>you will be given a house, wife, servants, and a translator
>you need to fuck them both, it's part of your punishment
Who writes this shit? And for whom?
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Day 3 of femanon being in a boot bcuz she sprained her ankle: i fear i may die of boredom. there is only so many video games one can play before brain cells are permanently lost
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>>34602532
This reminds me of some old scene from Criminal Minds where the traumatic dad hires a hooker to fuck her son, and he's just watching the boy trying his best and the dad's like, "NO! Jesus christ, move! This is how you do it!", and starts fucking her himself, fucking kek
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>>34602553
Haha, this bitch dated an obese freak who almost chokes to death on his own tongue every night.
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>>34602537
>I’ll only attract creeps right?
Yes. Also, hi.
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>>34602541
>The difference between cucking and cheating is whether the partner that's not doing the fucking is cool with it.
I don't agree with or accept this definition.
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>>34602535
I have to say though it is possible to greatly value the intimacy in your relationship and not the exclusivity as much. If you personally do not have any fantasies/turn ons that involve your partner being with someone else, it might be hard to imagine but it is possible to simply not experience them being with someone (or not in a specific setting) as conflicting with feeling like they are committed to you and you are it for them.

I don't know if this applies to OP because it does sound like more of a practical solution for her, but it is possible to experience your partner being with someone else as also something inherently exciting for you rather than any kind of loss or betrayal.
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>>34602515
I'm a dom, but i can fulfill the woman's fantasies too probably. They just need to be brought up.
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>>34602557
Go to IKEA and drive around on a scooter.
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>>34602551
Alright well you're clearly misunderstanding me, whether that be on purpose or not, I don't know.
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>>34602560
I wrote that episode ha not to dox
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Lot of Merriam Webster wannabes itt
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>>34602567
i cannot drive and have no one to take me :((
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When did 6 ft stop being considered tall?
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>>34602537
Yeah you might be kind of fucked
>>34602539
I haven't confirmed this but yeah I think he moved on
>>34602555
This is a good thing
>>34602564
Are you old?
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>>34602571
Uber?
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State gender
You have a crush on someone that you have a Decent friendly relationship or bond with. That crush wants you to be their friends with benefit, but you can’t tell if they want a monogamous relationship or any real romantic interest in you. What is your next course of action?
>confess your romantic feelings to crush
>don’t confess, accept the FWBs, hoping to improve you relationship until eventually dating
>dont confess, accept the FWBs, no longer caring about dating
>deny the FWBS and don’t confess your feelings
>other
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>>34602561
nta obviously, but I'm pretty skinny but also have to do extra shit to not choke to death on my own tongue every night (that was really quite apt btw)
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>>34602568
>you're clearly misunderstanding me
You want me to fuck another woman.
I am an not willing to share that intimacy with somebody else.
There is nothing to misunderstand.

>>34602565
Yeah, as I said in >>34602551, that's a fundamental incompatibility.
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>>34602561
He was pretty skinny. My father wasn't fat either and I struggled with sleep my whole childhood just from him snoring in another room. 40% of men snore.
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>>34602557
Do you have any arts and crafts supplies?
Puzzle?
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What type of female athletes are the best gooner material?
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>>34602578
i wonder if they'll help me downstairs if i tip extra
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>>34602573
In the nba, they're considered midgets or hobbits
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>>34602582
>fundamental incompability
That's fair.
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>>34602561
You are incorrect.
My dad has never been fat and dude snores like a chainsaw.
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>>34602586
No she looks like bitch from shark tale
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>>34602575
>haven't confirmed this but yeah I think he moved on
he's literally in my bed right now. do i cut him out of my life? i have to have a reason and show him proof
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>>34602584
does sorting my pokemon count
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>>34602586
Crossfitters. They tend to have jacked clits due to steroids, were skimpy gym clothes; and are nicely cut and firm
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>>34602587
How did you get upstairs?
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>>34602573
It's barely 2 cm above average, how is that tall?
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>>34602557
How big are you?
I could probably carry you.
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>>34602597
i was helped up the stairs three days ago and have not been brought down since
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>>34602583
>40% of men snore.
How do i know i don't snore then?
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>>34602600
I am smart enough to not give any physical descriptors on 4chan haha
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>>34602592
I just made the obese comment because i had a snorer in the room next to me for a few days. Thankfully it wasn't too distracting. Enough of the noise was isolated from me.
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>>34602602
you do I heard it
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>>34602601
By who?
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>>34602607
Stop trying to have sex with fatsos.
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I have unlocked the ability to snore while awake.
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>>34602604
You're schizophrenic
>>34602610
I wish but that wasn't the situation.
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>>34602604
>getting doxxed from your height and weight
This has never happened... yet.
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>>34602579
F
Ask for clarification before confessing. If they just want a fwb and aren't interested in me romantically I think I'm too hurt to want to confess and I probably distance myself from him for the foreseeable future. Personally I would find it weird that we're having this conversation before ever getting physical like as my supposed friend how did he even bring this up?
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>>34602604
So you are leaving everything to my imagination?
You don't know what you're unleashing, buddy.
You'll get princess-carried to my car and then we're driving into the mountains so we're having a picnic there.
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>>34602602
Your siblings or friends inform you after a sleepover, or you scream-snore yourself awake every now and then like my ex did.
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>>34602579
F, denying the FWB and not confessing feelings is the smartest move. It is not impossible that he is not in love yet and would fall in love, but it's a high risk strategy. Being FWBs without caring about dating anymore is of course ideal on paper but not doable in practice, you are only human. And having sex is sure to deepen any emotions already there.

All this said, of course if I'd been younger realistically I would have been unable to turn down sex from my crush if that were an option though.
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>>34602596
Too muscular
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>>34602468
M
Maybe.
Having my hypothetical gf watch as another woman makes me cum sounds like kino.
In practice we’d have to have a thorough conversation about this to ensure ground rules there’s no jealousy or guilt and that’s easier said than done.
(Also does it have to be a stranger? In my fantasy she’s recruiting a friend to get me off while she watches)
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>>34602602
here anon i will watch u sleep and then tell u

>>34602609
my family, why are u asking so much abt my stair situation lol

>>34602612
>>34602613
Y'all I didn't mean doxxing lol. I meant that some of y'all are mean.

>>34602615
oh no, please do not give me an excellent change of scenery and a good meal. please, i don't think i'll be able to take it!!
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>>34602595
Absolutely
>>34602599
Who's average are you using? Global average is like 5'7, US average is 5'9. Which country are you getting 5'11 from?
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>>34602575
>Yeah you might be kind of fucked
I’m fucked up emotionally but I’m trying to be a normie and I feel I can do it
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>>34602626
>I meant that some of y'all are mean.
You're fat. So what?
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>>34602579
Fuck her, fuck her frequently and well so that she has very positive opinions, as a friend do above-friendly stuff like making her breakfast in the morning after, showering together, lots of flirting and attention but not too simpy. After like a month of interaction, if it isn't already clear that she's been with other guys, seeing as she is the one who asked for the fwb, talk to her about and ask if she has been. If yes, then talk and figure out how she feels about them; if there's someone she really likes, then you're probably out. But if it isn't positive or she hasn't been with anyone, then vocally reflect on the time you've both spent together, or rather how you feel about it (positive). Express your opinions of her, your opinions of the relationship, and what would your future plans for it entail. It should then lead into how she feels about the same topics. If it's all positive, then ask to be exclusive.

If you can't get to the best ending, then at least you had a lot of fun with a person you like and good sex. Communicate well, always take action, be observant, know when to bow out if needed
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>>34602626
>why are u asking so much abt my stair situation
I wish to understand your plight.
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>>34602586
For me it’s bouldering athletes. Plenty of pit shots and compromising positions
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>>34602622
Nta
Most women would never ask a friend. the friend might be insulted, and they have the ability to tell people about it that your girlfriend doesn't necessarily want to know about it.
I know I'd be pissed if someone I thought was my friend was like "hey will you fuck my boyfriend while I watch?" I'd never talk to her again and tell all of our mutual friends about it, maybe her mom if I was also pissed at her for other reasons.
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>>34602579
M
Play cold (i come off as cold anyway). Fwb would be preferable to being married woth some girl in many ways.
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>>34602573
6' was considered tall?
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>>34602626
>i don't think i'll be able to take it!!
That's my plan, I will set up something so pretty and romantic, that you can't take it after three days of isolation and boredom, it's just too much for your little brain... and then I'll cash in your life insurance!

>some of y'all are mean.
Eh.
Technically you could lie and just pretend to be who you want to be.
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>>34602632
I'm chubby but half my weight is tits desu, even before my current weight. My tits have been a minimum of DD since middle school
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>>34602602
You have other people tell you, unfortunately. I used an old phone to record myself while I slept to see when it happened too. There are sometimes signs you can figure out yourself, but you'll often miss them
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>>34602631
You can totally do normie stuff just be wary of creeps who start treating you like royalty when they find out you're a virgin. At your age you want a guy who's a little surprised and concerned by that fact not one who's like "jackpot!"
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>>34602642
Lying makes my tummy hurt :(( i guess that won't matter if u overwhelm my heart w romance and take my life insurance tho
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>>34602649
Then you shouldn't lie.
But I already got my mind made up how you look like.
You sound like a worthy tribute to Thor though.
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>>34602644
>I'm chubby but half my weight is tits desu,
See, now you'll get people adjusting their answers for the wrong reasons. You could have just posted height and weight for a simple "I would lift you" or "I would not lift you".
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>>34602638
nta
>I know I'd be pissed if someone I thought was my friend was like "hey will you fuck my boyfriend while I watch?"
Why would you be pissed? Is it because you’re a femcel thats getting scraps?
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>>34602647
>At your age you want a guy who's a little surprised and concerned by that fact not one who's like "jackpot!"
What should I tell him? I wouldn’t want him to think I’m a weirdo/failure. It would be worthless to become a normie only to be out as a failure
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>>34602652
i assumed by default that none of u could desu

>>34602651
well i hope i look very hot in your fantasy
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>>34602631
>I’m fucked up emotionally
How?
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>>34602644
Stop teasing me
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>>34602654
Not them but I think the offensive part is more the implication that you were part of a shared fantasy and they did not consider it overstepping to actually go ahead and ask you to make that fantasy come true. Not everybody is equally comfortable thinking of friends in a sexual context.
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>>34602644
>I'm chubby but half my weight is tits desu
Ah, you will make a fine sacrifice!

>>34602659
I usually don't think of body shapes, but hair, skin and voice.
What do you think I look like?
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>>34602654
Because it's weird, presumptive, and rude to ask. This is a friend not a woman I've been seeing sexually. She's crossing a boundary I did NOT want crossed in the friendship and she doesn't even want me herself she wants to pass me off as a toy to her boyfriend to be used for some kink shit neither of them like me romantically. It's just a fucked up thing to ask someone to do if you don't already know they're into it. I would feel really disrespected.
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>>34602664
>Mfw chubby AND flat as a board
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>>34602654
Just have some empathy for once in your life.
Imagine seeing that person who fucked your bf or gf every time, since they're a friend.
That's even more insane than the cucking part.
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>>34602662
No *heart*

>>34602664
Does it hurt to be a sacrfiice to Thor? T-T sounds a little scaryyy. DESU i imagine most anons as like "the voice of God," y'know? Just voices yelling down from the clouds things like "stop teasing me" "foid!" "show boobies"
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>>34602669
There's chubby and there's "chubby". You're not chubby, you just have low self esteem.
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>>34602471
No, but if you do it to Trump, he'll try to sue you.
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>>34602669
Does that mean you have slappable butt or thighs? Grabable waist?
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>>34602669
i mean i literally stick smirnoff bottles between my tits and drink from them w a straw at parties but sure anon i have no tits
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You all have voices in my mind when I read your posts. Some of you have accents based on how your posts are written.
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>>34602677
I've been told that my ass is very cute and slappable. Waist def grabbable
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>>34602680
Be careful of the one with the Australian accent, I just got ghosted by them.
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>>34602680
*giggles*
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>>34602680
How do the namefag femanons sound?
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>>34602675
Nah I'm certified fat, the flat chest just disguises it a bit
>>34602678
I was talking about myself, sorry to butt in
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>>34602686
Blue sent me a vocaroo of her telling a bedtime story so we actually know her voice
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>>34602684
Yeah? Story?
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My lunch is subpar.
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Also, I’m scared of men my age (30yo). Do I stand a chance with 23yos?
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>>34602688
BV has a very sexy laugh
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>>34602687
well i'm sure you're being way too hard on yourself anon
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>>34602688
High pitched? Some garbled obese people shit?
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>>34602686
I summon the teapot voca for this anon.
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>>34602691
I'm 26. 30 is not my preference, but i would consider 30 if she somehow tricks me into falling for her.
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>>34602694
here i still had the tab open: https://vocaroo.com/1bJqoGIGUaFZ
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>>34602674
I'll make it hurt only a bit, where it's supposed to, you know.
Considering I have received compliments for slutty audios I have sent to femanons before, that could be arranged.

>>34602684
>them
NTA
Being ambiguous about the sex does not help.

>>34602680
SKØL
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>>34602692
https://youtu.be/OPcod8IS214
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>>34602654
For women, you can't just ask them what their boundaries are, you have to guess correctly else they'll get mad
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>>34602698
Surprisingly, does not sound as fucking fat as I expected.
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>>34602699
>Being ambiguous about the sex does not help.
Why would I discriminate? Male or female, all Australians are equally untrustworthy.
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>>34602684
The kiwi is funny to imagine
>>34602686
Some of them have posted vocas so there's nothing to imagine. I read bvs posts in that Midwestern trailer trash obese white woman voice. Mostly it depends on how they type
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>>34602699
>https://youtu.be/OPcod8IS214
i have such a bad voice kink desu. Good voices make me misbehave. I foam at the mouth for them
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>>34602698
That's like harrasment. I don't want to hear that (although it is funny).
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>>34602703
Your post can be read as there is a specific one.
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>>34602698
>here i still had the tab open
Now is a moment where I wish I stored memes and reactions, cause this one deserves a huge wtf
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>>34602691
Why
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>>34602706
i did not mean to post that video link lmao
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women can you ever love an average man?
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>>34602638
Whack :(
Oh well
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>>34602708
A specific Australian ghosted me, but I blame their culture instead of blaming their gender.
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>>34602714
Blackpilled incels aren't average men.
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>>34602709
i had asked the boys for a bedtime story and she sent me that haha. it was nice of her desu. i wasn't around during all the stuff i've heard abt so i have no real thoughts on her. I found it nice that she sent that
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>>34602719
?
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>>34602716
an Australian from atoga??
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I can't keep doing this I'm at my limit
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>>34602722
That's what guys like you mean every time you talk about "the average man".
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>>34602724
It's a free thread, they're welcome to continue posting here.
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>>34602713
>>34602706
I thought as much. lol
I think women in general are into voices, I have been told my accent is attractive and makes me sound like a "professor", which plays well into how I like to act in bed.
Do you like ASMR? It's what turns me on more than anything, with some voice tones and accents just making me feral.
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>>34602731
i was just surprised. i didnt realize some people on atoga trade info and talk outside of the thread i guess. it makes sense tho
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>>34602714
Sure
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>>34602735
It's actually allowed.
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>>34602729
>guys like you
Oh its angry retard hours. See you guys tomorrow
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>>34602733
Like everything else they're "into" they're only into sexy voices, not voices in general
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>>34602733
asmr kind of irks me because my brain is like "why would u not just speak up why are we whispering" but i am big on professor types. I've spoken to professors even and wound up wiggling and kicking my feet watching them smoke cigs on video chat
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>>34602735
I would say that 90% of the people in these threads are sane and personable. It's just the outliers who are more vocal in their madness and misanthropy.
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>>34602738
don't you get worried about other anons reaching out instead tho?
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>>34602744
>90%
Lmao
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>>34602740
>Post blatant bait
>Get called out for posting blatant bait
>Whoa, what are you getting mad about retard?
Why do men love to gaslight?
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Are you thinking in Chinese yet?
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>>34602657
Just be honest
If he sees you as a weirdo or failure for it then don't fuck that one
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>>34602744
oh 100% ive only been on 4chan for a week and for the most part it's been fine. sometimes i even like partaking in madness
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>>34602743
ASMR does not need to be whispering at all.
I don't enjoy that style either, I like it to be explicit though, no covering up or just pretending. That's also how I am in my audios.
Do you have an accent?

>I've spoken to professors even and wound up wiggling and kicking my feet watching them smoke cigs on video chat
No offense, but I'm kind of afraid to ask how old you are now. lol

>>34602742
Why are you even replying to me.
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>>34602753
>only been on 4chan for a week
There's your smoking gun
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>>34602740
>anime girl reaction image
NTA, you are insufferable.
Fuck off back to r9k where you can pretend to be a "soft boy".
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>>34602747
I've never given personal info. Nobody has asked. But e-mail would be fine to give. I have many email addresses.
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>>34602753
It's all about timing and context.

If someone says "You exist? Please add me on Discord" then they get laughed at.
If someone at the end of a long conversation says "Hey, I want to keep talking with you about this, but I feel like we're disrupting the thread. Would you be up for continuing elsewhere?" then nobody cares.
If you're good at pattern recognition, then you can talk to the same person over multiple threads to build up trust before asking for contacts.
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>>34602754
I have an American accent. Sometimes it's a liiittle Southern, but mostly people express disappointment that I sound pretty neutral.

I'm 23

>>34602755
yes anon, you have discovered my deadly secret. i am a noob.
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>>34602753
Are you like a faggot?
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>>34602761
If you stay longer which I do not recommend you will learn
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>>34602765
no im a foid
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State Gender, are you aware of your regional accent or do you wrongly believe that you are unaffected by your surroundings?
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Men, rank American regional accents please. Which are more or less attractive for a woman to have?
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>>34602769
F
I'm well aware that I have a generic American accent.
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>>34602766
but u guys are funny :((
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>>34602771
Southern one is disgusting on either
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>>34602761
Ah, the staple of English American movies and shows then! Yeah, my accent would sound unusual to you then.
btw, are you the femanon who recently talked about being new to 4chan and didn't know how trips worked? lol
Or we got an influx recently for some reason...

>>34602771
Which even are there?
There's like the broad, general one, Southern and then Amish-tier shit? lol
Southern is rather unattractive. It sounds like a kind of dumb I am not into.
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>>34602769
I have a regional accent which is from a different region then where I grew up.
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>>34602771
Mid western girls are unconventional but they enchant me nonetheless
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>>34602769
F
Enough people have commented on it when I travel that I can't ignore that it exists. But it's nowhere near as strong as it could be I have the ultra light version of the regional accent. Sometimes people don't know where I'm from they just comment on how fast I talk.
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>>34602769
No I’m told I sound extremely Californian when I’m having fun. I’ve been called a faggot valley girl. Otherwise I have the non descript American accent.
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>>34602777
oh, yes, that's me!! hi again!
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>>34602778
This sounds like what happened with peppa pig
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>>34602768
Cool, your age? Instagram and tiktok enjoyer otherwise?
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>>34602769
Barring a handful of shibboleths nobody here will guess where I'm from. If by regional you mean half the continent then sure.
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>>34602771
M non-american.
The only good american accents are the the heavy southern ones. They sound nice. All other americans accents are gay and cringe, sorry

https://youtu.be/wZOjbwa2nZE?t=1
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>>34602771
>>34602779 (Me)
Also New York (Brooklyn) girls speak like theyd mug you and thats pretty hot
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>>34602777
There's Northeastern, Midwest, depends how general you want to keep it or if you go niche.
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>>34602786
i'm 23 and mainly go on twitter desu so i can find more weird things to send my friends
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>>34602787
Write out your shibboleths please?
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>>34602769
M
No, I am aware I have an accent.
It's never kept me from talking with others in other languages though, not even when I'm in a different country.
And certain women are into it, which is a nice plus.

>>34602792
Eh, desu I can't be bothered to look them up.
My guess is they'll just sound quite similar for me.

>>34602781
>I’ve been called a faggot valley girl.
lol

>>34602783
sup
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>>34602787
>If by regional you mean half the continent
No
>>34602773
Please try again
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>>34602487
No. Like every american is on some bullshit diet nowadays and obsessed with food allergies.
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boiled potatoes are the perfect depression food
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>>34602769
M
I'm told I speak like the state I'm from but I cannot hear it myself.
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>>34602802
No, canned tuna is.
The most depressed people eat and only enjoy canned tuna.
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>>34602769
M
I am not sure about accent but the vocabulary is very different
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>>34602802
its funny because it was also depression food!
*ba dum tss*
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>>34602796
They're just a dead giveaway
>>34602799
Really, I sound like I could be from a dozen different places. It's an extremely generic North American metropolitan accent
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>>34602809
you might be cooking twin
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>>34602814
>They're just a dead giveaway
The point of a shibboleth is that its an auditory give away, writing it out should be harmless
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gonna put atoga on my suicide note kek
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>>34602769
F I don't have one
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>>34602793
/pol/ is recommended from me. Especially if you like racism. Repost shit from there. Join the cause.
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>>34602776
There's multiple southern accents. I think some of them are cute but I get what you're saying.
>>34602779
This is also my mom's favorite.
>>34602788
Valid, mine is pretty consistently shit on and they're kinda right.
>>34602790
I feel like my regional accent is the poor stupid man's version of a brooklyn accent. Thank God I'm from the half of the state where it's not as strong.
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>>34602809
>>34602802
Canned beans for me. Mr bean got it right.
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>>34602821
hmmm no i don't like racism, actually.
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>>34602815
I got that from a *VERY* reliable source.
At least reliable when it comes to depression.
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>>34602829
Nice, a decent person.
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>>34602824
>I feel like my regional accent is the poor stupid man's version of a brooklyn accent.
Voca pls?
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>>34602830
I think potatoes might be more filling though
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>>34602829
You're still new so that's forgivable. If you were using twitter correctly, it would be the same as /pol/. What do you like? You don't like my favorite thing.
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>>34602771
jersey and boston aren't positive,
boomhauer southern is bad, intelligible southern is charming or endearing
like like like ending on a question cali girl is bad, modest high pitch cali is pretty cute
long vowel midwest farmer is odd
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>>34602809
This is fucked up because I eat a lot of canned tuna.
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>>34602816
Buddy I'm telling you, I cannot
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>>34602833
the bar does seem to be in hell on 4chan. maybe that's how men get women's contact info on here. they just have to be slightly better!
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>>34602841
Imagine bragging about getting BV's info
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>>34602821
I stopped going to pol in like 2023. It's so fucking trash everyone there is a bot or a retarded thirdie. Which I bet you are
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>>34602837
i like to watch people find new ways to torture pokemon card scalpers, and people talking about my favorite media. one time i saw a guy use a fish innapropriately. i did not like that side of twitter.
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>>34602843
i didn't think i was bragging; i was just saying she told me a bedtime story and that i had it
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>>34602836
I don't think depressed people look for efficiently filling, just whatever takes the least time to make and can be stockpiled.

>>34602839
I'm not depressed, but I don't mind canned tuna. Actually had some just a week ago.

>>34602841
Mhm, but it's not like all of the femanons are great people either, though I have met one who definitely is.
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>>34602849
Did you have a crush on her at any point
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>>34602850
If it is not filling then I will have to eat something else again
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>>34602847
>find new ways to torture pokemon card scalpers
It is a little wierd to treat those items as investments. What are you a coffeezilla fan too? That guy sucks though.
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>>34602850
oh yeah for sure. i don't automatically assume all women are saints, or all men are loli incest roleplayers

>>34602853
no, i don't even really know her. i have the infographic someone made about her, but like i said, im a noob. I've only spoken to her directly twice
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>>34602855
i havent watched much of him. I just have my own vendetta against scalpers because I like collecting for myself and opening packs with my friends, and now it's so hard to get any. i'm literally asking my friend in japan to help me haha
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>>34602854
Or just be depressed about it.

>>34602857
>or all men are loli incest roleplayers
Correct, I only like to roleplay as the professor.
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>>34602860
we like professors around these parts
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I want God to come and take me home
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Which is worse?
>He never loved me
>He loved me but didn't chose me anyway
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>>34602863
>these parts
Your parts?
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Should I start drinking again
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>>34602864
The fact that he hasn't probably means he thinks we can handle it
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>>34602865
F; he never loved me, because that means he used me, and it hurts more to be used and decieved

>>34602867
stop being so smooth

>>34602869
no i forbid it. not allowed. grrr
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>>34602869
Sure? Water is good for you.
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>>34602870
Wtf is his problem genuinely
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>>34602857
>I've only spoken to her directly twice
Should have rizzed more
>>34602859
Aren't there better ways to gamble?
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>>34602872
>stop being so smooth
I can't help it.
It's rare to have a femanon here who actually leans into it somewhat.
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>>34602876
Well, she doesn't seem like my type. And I really just like the collecting aspect, so I keep a sorted bulk binder too. I've started buying singles though.
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>>34602834
Absolutely not
>>34602838
Yeah mine is never positive unless you're from here I get it. I think the midwesterners are kind of endearing it's cute how slow they talk.
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I'm not responsible for creating it, but there seems to be a new thread:

>>34602624
>>34602624
>>34602624
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>>34602878
Well i can't help but be chatty today haha
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>>34602884
Yeah I noticed that like an hour ago and ignored it because we hadn't hit the image limit.
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>>34602886
That's fine, you're doing the right thing.
Nothing wrong with having some fun and dream a bit, right?
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>>34602884
they probably want a chance to have semi-normal conversations before we migrated
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>>34602891
Did you look at it? That was definitely not the goal lol. They were trying to start a fight immediately. 2 fights actually.
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>>34602857
>infographic someone made about her

What??
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>>34602895
well obviously we can make even better fights than them

>>34602902
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this is what i was shown
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>>34602865
I think I'd be more angry if he never loved me, and more hurt if he loved me and then stopped loving me. Never being loved in the first place is easier to get over in my experience. Your brain can process that what they gave you was fake and you can never have it back again. If it was real it doesn't compute why can't they just change their mind back and love me again what did I do wrong. I guess it depends on what your criteria for "worse" is but for me being actually loved hurts more so that's what I'm going with even though it's probably the mentally ill option.
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Hey there!
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>>34602969
Hi emoanthony
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>>34602969
holy shit guys anthony from the hit youtube channel smosh is on 4chan!
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>>34602980
Emo Anthony is on 4chan, not cheating methhead Anthony. Cheating methhead Anthony thinks 4chan is problematic and a vessel of the patriarchy, but not cheating on his girlfriend of five years with a blonde feminist whore from work.
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Now that everyone has abandoned this thread, we can post our girlie secrets
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>>34601599
That wasn't me
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>>34603036
I still think Saosin, Silverstein, Underoath, and early Paramore are fantastic bands. How’s that for a girly secret?
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>>34603040
obviously that’s a girlie secret for you because ur a girl
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>>34603040
Obviously I'm going to have to rip off your skinny jeans and make love to you for such a girlie secret
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>>34603070
That’s for Emo Anthony only
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>>34603080
I'm methhead cheater Anthony. But if you could fix me...
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>>34603084
my love could totally fix u
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Men
How much do you grunt during workouts?
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Strippers should earn more than doctors
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>>34603209
Doctors nowadays are somehow more worthless and less respectable than strippers
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>>34603209
Speaking of that, what about Fucking Pharmacists? What the Fuck do they do? AI can basically do everything a Pharmacist can now.
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>>34603143
and can u send audios of it
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have you ever made a sex tape?
how would you feel if you found out you were recorded having sex without your knowledge?

I'd be terrified honestly speaking, I'm speaking hypothetical of course but the idea of my performance being out there for all to see or in the hands of a former lover is really unsettling
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Ok why did they have to start the fireworks on June the 7th? I have neighbors a couple streets over who already who go into the end of July during regular years.
It’s going to be a long summer isn’t it anons?

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