>Tries coffee for the first time >No effects, except it unlocks the ability to take a shit whenever I drink coffee >Been like this everyday for 10 years
Am I cooked? Will I have benefits from stop drinking coffee everyday (not forever)
>>34601787 Drinking coffe, energy drinks or whatever doesn't give me energy, and I'm starting to wonder if it's the same for normalfags too and it's just a placebo affect for them.
I don't understand you people. Who gives a literal shit about the ability to take a shit. If you're constipated eat a fruit or drink water or something I drink coffee because if I did not drink it for a day I would die an excruciating death. I know that a better life would await me after my rebirth but I am too scared
>>34601787 >>34601845 Whether or not caffeine energizes you is hugely dependent on genetics. It works on some people, and does basically nothing but act as a laxative on others. Kind of similar to the effect it has on anxiety, where some report being calmed by it and others, stressed out.
If OP doesn't feel any effects he should stop drinking it, unless he likes the taste, because who the fuck cares, its not having any effect.
>>34601787 coffee + milk is a bad combo. youre going to shit city if you drink too much starbucks. drink once a day only. also, eat a diet thats optimize for minimal bloat.