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>she treats him like roadkill
>he pays to fly her to Arizona for some stupid comic con thing
>they arrive, she won't even cuddle him
>they sleep in separate beds
>she actually ghosts him after
>calls him fat
>watching this unfold like
>bro the answer to all your problems has been in front of you for years
>btw i’m sorry she put you through that, but like, i told you so
>he tells me nobody I date is good enough for me
>tells me he would miss me if I moved
>tells me he'd marry me for tax benefits
>tells me we'd make sense together
>tells me he's scared of losing me
>tells me i'm too distracting for me to hang out with him while he works even though his other friends do
>sorry, forgot i was an OSHA violation
>tells me he wants to take me on trips
>tells me part of the reason he avoids airline mechanic jobs because he'd see me less
>"but i don't love you"
>yeah, okay
>go to his hangar
>he turns off all the lights
>chases me around in the dark
>catches me
>stares at me like i’m about to be his last meal
>doesn't kiss me
>later brush his hair
>man starts melting
>leans backwards into my chest
>making sounds usually associated with golden retrievers getting their ears scratched
>still doesn't kiss me
>still doesn't love me
>sure.jpg
>show up to movie with him a couple weeks later wearing a tiny black dress
>he grabs the hem to "look at it"
>hand lingers
>brain.exe stops responding
>playing with his hair again
>keeps looking up at me
>keeps almost pulling me closer
>keeps stopping himself
>we have now entered year seven of edging a relationship or whatever this is
>friends say he's in love with me
>my dad says he's in love with me
>coworkers say he's in love with me
>exes said he's in love with me
>probably three random Best Buy employees say he's in love with me
>only two people disagree
>me and him
>he says i'm overthinking
>probablyright.jpg