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Why did medieval artists depict animals looking so goofy and silly?
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Everyone talks about why they sucked but no one considers if it was never their intention to look lifelike and instead is just old style toons.
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>>5109666
Check em'
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Sweden's Royal coat of arms made in the 14th century
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>>5110145
you might not know this but cats are a highly effective plague vector and are fully incapable of routing rodent infestations
they are however effective at transmitting rodent borne diseases to humans
black cats are bad luck because you cant see if they have fleas or cysts or blood on them until its too late
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>>5110229
it's absolutely crazy how shit cats are for anything.
they brought dogs into the mills and those fuckers killed every single rat in a few days, meanwhile cats over here in ancient tapestries giving tea to rats.
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Close enough.
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What's even happening?
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>>5110384
Here's another version from the 12th century Roman d'Alexandre
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>>5109552
1. Many animals were large and fat because farmers were commissioning advertisements. It's the equivalent of food companies faking ads in modern times.
2. Horses float because before the invention of video photography, nobody could figure out exactly how they stepped
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>>5110387
Very cool, I didn't know this tale. Thanks.
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>>5110391
>2. Horses float because before the invention of video photography, nobody could figure out exactly how they stepped
Correct.
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Brutal mogging incoming. Close your eyes monk sisters.
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However...
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>giraffe
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okay, that's a bit better
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>>5110586
china's contemporaneous artists shit all over them
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>>5110703
debatable
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I wonder how they would have drawn dinosaurs
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>>5110234
Cats don't kill off vermin but actively deter when present in an area as vermin like mice instinctively hide when they know a cat is about as there is always a risk of a catching one of them for sport. That's why you have sayings like:
>when the cats away, the mice come out to play
It's actually quite literal in terms of context. But in terms of actual pest control dogs are better in everyway.
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>>5110278
You see a few 'castle on an elephant' things around in England, not sure what it's all about though.
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>>5109552
Whales are my favorite
https://www.reddit.com/r/MedievalCats/comments/okvwy6/can_we_talk_abou t_medieval_whales/
My guess is, illustrator never studied animals larger than dogs or pigs IRL. When tasked to depict whale does some research (check prior art) give it a go.
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>Not having any real training beyond being able to write well enough to be trusted around paper
>If actually you bothered to practice any sort of anatomy whatsoever it was probably adult humans and human faces, so you subconsciously keep trying to draw everything else humanlike
>Literally interpreting descriptions like "it looked like a really big dog"
>you're only doodling for fun as a break from copying bibles all day anyway, who cares
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>>5111637
But then you still have vermin and you also have parasites everywhere, a rabies reservoir, and the single most effective plague vector that isnt a flea or rat itseld that readily transmits plague between flea infested rats and clueless humans (this is why black cats are bad luck)
Just get rid of the rodents ffs. It is not the 1300s. We know they arent spontaneously generated by holy curses as punishment for our sins.
Using cats as working animals is a completely pointless activity and the anger with which many cat people often defend it makes it sound like they are deeply ashamed of owning pets without purpose (due to their incelly, schopenhaueresque pseudo-intellectualism) or actually strongly dislike the realities of cat ownership despite wanting to like cats and need a way to cope
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>>5111936
I like how the wikipedia article for this repeats over and over that it's not an accurate representation, but like if you disregard the blatant embellishments it's pretty fucking spot on for what an indian rhino looks like.
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>>5111936
>On the first of May in the year 1513 AD [sic], the powerful King of Portugal, Manuel of Lisbon, brought such a living animal from India, called the rhinoceros. This is an accurate representation. It is the colour of a speckled tortoise,[1][d] and is almost entirely covered with thick scales. It is the size of an elephant but has shorter legs and is almost invulnerable. It has a strong pointed horn on the tip of its nose, which it sharpens on stones. It is the mortal enemy of the elephant. The elephant is afraid of the rhinoceros, for, when they meet, the rhinoceros charges with its head between its front legs and rips open the elephant's stomach, against which the elephant is unable to defend itself. The rhinoceros is so well-armed that the elephant cannot harm it. They also say that the rhinoceros is fast, merry and jovial.[26]
Chat is this true
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>>5112304
What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
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What was the deal with rabbits riding snails back then?
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>>5112547
I have no idea, so I'm just going to make up an answer.
My assumption would be one guy started drawing them just as kind of like a doodle, and then other people found them amusing, so they started adding more of them in books, and it just kind of took off as kind of a meme.
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>>5111732
>not sure what it's all about though.
War elephants
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I'll drop in this one from a copy of Fior di Battaglia (a martial arts treatise by Fiore de'i Liberi)
this page in the preface conveys four ideal qualities in the martial artist, each with an animal motif representing them
starting from the top and going clockwise:
>Lynx (prudence)
>Lion (audacity)
>Elephant (fortitude)
>Tiger (celerity)
clearly they hadn't got much reference to work from with the latter two (I'd never have guessed that was even a tiger if it didn't explicitly say)
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>>5112577
the section on mounted combat at the end at least gives them an opportunity to redeem themselves with something they're more familiar with
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>>5112578
this one's from a different copy that was seemingly illustrated by a different artist, but I just wanted to include it because I think they were getting pretty tired of drawing horses over and over again by this point
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>>5111580
I'd be more inclined to just put it down to artist sameface syndrome: dude learned to draw exactly one (1) face and puts it on absolutely everything. Many such cases!
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>>5112637
They did work from premade patterns used by their workshops so as to speed and cheapen production when they werent being commissioned by someone with cartoonish sacks of money.
Another thing that I think most people dont realize is that those drawings can be very small, sometimes the size of thumb, and that they arent put front and center, but rather small decorations on the conner of pages. There is a reason why they are called miniatures or marginalia.
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>>5110364
Hmm
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Here is 1 of my medieval cats (I only have 2)