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ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN edition
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Just started working at a grooming salon, bathing and mini grooms mostly but working my way to groomer. Any other grooming anons out there that got any tips or anything? Not thing specific just general tips or even infographs would be appreciated
>Inb4 tell the dogs that they're mature for their age etc etc
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>move in with gf to save money
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>have to take care of a puppy now
This shit is so fucking ass I hate it, I can't believe I'm forced to do this. I'm going to break up after I find a place and get my finances in order
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Lyft specifically states that it's pet friendly ride is for four people and one "well behaved animal". My dog can be reactive, but he's mainly a big cry baby when he's riding in a car. Will that be a problem when trying to Lyft with him? I don't want to find out when I actually need the Lyft
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>>5113678
Learn how to read dog behavior. Watch videos. Study them. Every dog is different and despite what people tell you, there are definitely breed expectations you can make. That also applies to how you groom -- you're not going to trim up a jack Russell like you would a Newfoundland. Plenty of breeds have specific physical traits you have to know about. Double coats, webbed toes, ear and leg feathers.
Pic is a 205lb male Newfie. Think about the logistics of a creature like this. It's basically cattle with 5 inches of double coated fur and the intelligence to ignore you on purpose. When we groomed him it took almost 9 hours.
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>>5113642
Ive been working with K9s for 15 years. And I can say for a fact some dogs go straight to hell. We had a vet come to a kennel to put down an...there's no other way to describe it, an evil dog. Doc shot it 6 times with a tranq gun, enough to put a horse down ×.05 and that fucker was still running around trying to kill everyone outside his kennel. I just shot it with my pistol cause I felt bad for the evil fucker.
And all shitbulls go to hell too
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what are your guys thoughts on Maremmano-Abruzzese Sheepdogs?
I'm looking at the dogs in the shelter and there's a 7 month old one who's super cute but I won't be able to get there in person for a few months. I've lived with working dogs before, my mum's dog is a border collie x Kelpie so I know how to train dogs and I'm more than happy to walk him daily (run even), but I'm a bit scared of the unknown of having a dog breed I'm not familiar with.
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>>5114374
They bark, jump or climb fences, have a strong desire to roam and will bust through screened windows to run 2 miles away, some are not dog friendly, they can get destructive when kept indoors.
If you raised one from a puppy to be a house pet you could have a somewhat fine dog, but not without a lot of work.
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I shouldn't really care and I know I shouldn't but
I have two dogs and I wish they'd actually play or mesh together lol. At most they'll just lie beside each other. If I try to pet Dog B, he'll act cold to me but if I pet Dog A, suddenly Dog B will act like he really wants to play with me and starts butting over Dog A for pets and hugs. Is there a way to get them to play more with each other? Dog A seems to try to avoid Dog B as much as possible but they don't really fight. Dog B will try to hump Dog A's mouth and Dog A tells him to fuck off and that's pretty much the most of their interactions...
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>>5114639
I do not recommend driving your dog through the Atlantic ocean unless he is a very good swimmer and actually an dolphin, a orca or an whale.
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>>5114643
Cute ol' fella. I don't actually know anything about flying dogs, I'm just posting to keep myself busy.
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Anyone know what it's like adopting a dog in Germany from an official dog shelter? There's a dog I used to care for in a local shelter for about two years, but she wasn't getting any interest in being adopted because she needed some basic training on how to behave with other dogs. She's basically always looking to be dominant and as soon as that's established she's good with everyone, but if someone (a dog, I mean) was new, she was quick to try and prove herself to them. The owners of the shelter sent her off to Germany, to another shelter, in hopes she might find interest there for adoption as they've had success in sending other dogs that way and finding them homes
Now I'm just worrying if she'll actually find a home there and I'm honestly thinking about just going up to Germany and adopting her once I fix the yard around my house and do a decent fence - which should be taken care of before the summer ends.
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It's pretty weird seeing my dog go from high-energy puppy that required long play sessions and mental stimulation. To a more relaxed dog that enjoys napping and chewing on his chew toys. It's not like he won't play either, but he's not bugging to be played with nearly every waking hour. It's almost like hitting enlightenment. Is this the moment where people get the most fond memories of their dogs?
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My GSD and I play fight where he'll jump towards my face like he's trying to attack me. This won't cause hip dysplasia or joint issues, right? We do it on dirt and grass, and I crouch down so I'm at his face level when he stands up
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How old are the sire/dam and do you them both? The least risky would be getting a puppy whose parents health/genetics have been tested and showed good results. GSD temperment and druve can greatly vary because there's super chilled out showline and intense working breeds, but also a mix of everything in between.
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>>5115539
Medium sized
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>>5115729
The more stimulation and socialization with Dalmatians the better. Running them helps. I've always had them in rural settings idk about apartment dwelling, but people do it.
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>>5115729
>is it doable if I do a walk morning and evening
what do you call a walk? dals are very high energy, especially as puppies. i was running mine about 4 miles a day when he was a puppy.
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>The more stimulation and socialization with Dalmatians the better.
totally agree
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I work next to a vet clinic. Lots of dogs and people stand outside waiting to get inside. There are dogs of different temperaments and owners of different knowledge levels, so I worry that a dog or a human may become a chew toy and no one knows how to kill a bite.
I just wanna know if this is where a leash should be if you wanted to choke a dog off a bite. I tried to get the leash and and tight, behind his ears. I'm meant to pull directly upwards, right? I wanna make sure I got it right because if shit hits the fan, I wanna be useful
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>>5116002
>and harnesses make it easier for them to pull.
Yeah, I didn't want to say it since I wasn't 100% sure, but I think it encourages leash pulling, which is super bad for your scary, aggressive dogs (cane corso, pit mixes, gsd, etc.)
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>>5115962
I worry they'll slip out of a collar. Doubly so because losing the collar means losing the primary means of both control and identification.
I could double up and have a martingale on top of their regular collar, but my dogs are retards and I don't want to choke them (or leash train them), so a harness is the least bad option. I don't take them anywhere anyway so it doesn't really matter.
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>>5115962
if you actually know what you’re doing, dont own a dog you shouldnt (looking at women with anything over 25lbs here) and dont behave like a lead poisoned baby boomer retard (ie: your dog is not abused or understimulated) your dog will be 1: more under control anyways 2: wont get hurt if something goes wrong.
I only see foreign races, women and shrimp dick MAGA hats still using collars of any kind. The kind of MAGA hats that stand by israel, not the sane anti-woke people that used to wear them. If you’re in a third world country like texas it might be different.
I am not circumcized so my aversion to causing pain to others may be bewildering to people who had their genitalia mutilated without anesthesia as babies. I may also have a different idea of control. The traumatized are more controlling and get angry when they see people whose dogs don’t march at a heel until freed. Normal, undamaged people typically give dogs more freedom to stop, sniff, etc and still consider that well trained behavior if the leave it command works.
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>>5116026
The truth hurts.
Only golem flavored americans and other subhumans still use things that hurt dogs and brag about the “control” they have.
And if your dog is so unhinged you need to fight it, I mean, “dominate and lead it”, maybe you shouldn’t have adopted a shitbull.
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>>5116031
>nooo dont point out that i share my dog-choking ways with MIGAtards
You do. Its what stupid people do. Stop using collars. Use a properly fit harness that does not restrict shoulder movement or use a front clip (a meme for people who shouldnt own the dog they got 100% for looks). Stop choking your dog and calling their aversion to being choked “control”.
Also google what cervical IVDD and tracheal collapse are. And denounce the talmud.
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>catchad generates effortless seethe
Earth to /dog/
If you didnt all abuse your pets, you wouldnt be this easy to troll. All he said was that abusing pets was for american poorfags and you’re genuinely seething, too mad to reply.
Maybe if you dont like being trolled, stop defending and recommending animal abuse on the animals board
>but MUH WORKIN DAWG needs to be LED BY DUH ALPHA and by that I mean abused
Sorry you bought a neurotic, aggressive animal and are part of what makes dog owners lower IQ and poorer than cat owners on average! Have fun adding +1 to the 80 million yearly dog bites. Cat people dont have these problems because we dont abuse our pets.
Fuck, you dogfags probably dont even know what on average actually means
Why dont ya’ll go out and scream LEAVE EEEET at your dogs for sniffing some meaningless bush without your permission lmfao. They surely need the discipline and structure.
>dogfags are actually like this
>their pers keep attacking people and screaming 24/7 especially in poor conservative areas where everyone abuses their dog
>they still dont get it
lmaoing @ dogpeasants
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>>5116057
Based. I’m sick of dogfags casually abusing animals. You would never see anyone else use a "prong collar" on any other animal unless it were a thirdie torturing livestock.
It’s almost as bad as boomer horsefags.
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The two seven week old puppies I'm fostering and have to keep quarantined won't stop crying. Oh the cute little shits stop crying when I visit them but it's lights out time for them and they're still whining up a storm. Naturally they have enough food water sanitary conditions toys etc.
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I just spent 3 weeks in New Zealand. Their dogs are amazing.
>90% are offleash
>Despite this, didn't see a single instance of a dog: not listening to their owner, bothering another dog or human, running away or chasing something unbidden
>Most were lean, athletic, no-nonsense herding mutts
>Zero shitbulls
Basically the dogs were as free as the humans and just as well-behaved. It felt like dog utopia. Just high-trust affluent society things, I guess. The kinda shit America can never have thanks to dysgenic brownoids and childless virtue signal karens sabotaging the meta.
pic related a random chad with an offleash collie dalmatian cross who was playing with his girl in downtown queenstown no probz. Unshown is an offleash bernese like10 feet away just chilling and accepting stranger pets and loving life, and a heeler thing three tables down taking a nap on the bench. Complete canine harmony even with 19879423 loud stupid annoying tourists around. Things amerikkkan'ts can only dream of having.
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Does my puppy need another round of vaccines? The vet said he's fine after 2. Everyone else including the breeder says 3rd round at 14 weeks. Apparently nobivac is a fast finisher but we mixed vaxxes.
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