Put it back

>>5117632
Why can't it stand up??? Is it retarded or something???

>>5117638
he was sleeping, see how you do when getting woken up suddenly

>>5117632
>basically shitted into existence
birth is such a beautiful thing

>>5117632
why aren't our babies enveloped in a skin sack like that

>>5117660
Pretty sure we are. Women's water breaking is that membrane, which is a lot thinner in mammals, breaking open and spilling all the juice. I dont really know shit though.

>>5117676
I mean when we come out, but human babies are also notoriously too big for human vajayjays and don't just plop out so maybe the eggsack just gets stripped away when the baby comes out

>>5117682
Babies can be born with it, either partially or fully, it's just extremely rare. It's referred to as being born "in the caul".

>>5117682
yeah because the sack breaks, what do you think happens when the water breaks, are you one of those retards who cooks hotdogs in the packaging
and it comes out afterwards with the afterbirth, most people dont think about how you have to also push out the placenta because tv never shows it, they just hand off the baby and everything is hunky dory

>>5117632
chinaman waiting in the bushes to spawn kill it for medicine

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>>5117632
Big whoop, I've seen this before.

>>5117703
Was waiting for that.

>>5117632
Welcome to life, little buddy. Disgusting miracle.

>>5117676
>that membrane, which is a lot thinner in mammals
Ah yes, because rhinos are famously dinosaurs and not mammals like us humans, as everyone no doubt knows.

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>>5117660
its rare but it happens

>>5117716
My bad I didnt think you were gonna act like a redditor because I forgot to type "other"

>>5117632
Rhinussy isn't that appealing.

>>5117638
How long it takes for human babies to stand up and walk?

>>5117632
if I ever see my wife caught lacking like this I'll leave her

>>5117757
all the triceratops are dead, it's any port in a storm for me

>>5117759
Around 1 year.

>>5117759
I did it right away.
>>5117883
Retard.

Today I learned there are baby rhinoes inside gharloids.

>>5117716
rhinos are armoured this obviously makes them shellfish

>>5117703
Everyone above a certain age has that scene burned into their a head.

>baby, seconds after birth begins to stand on its own legs
chad. why cant we be like that?

>>5117632
Incredible video, honestly. Existence is terrifying.

>>5117703
Carrey's tuck game was serious

>>5118478
far more of our motor neuron development occurs outside the womb after birth in comparison to rhinocerouses, who develop more in utereo

>>5117703
If you actually witnessed an actual rhino give birth to a grown man what would have you done?
Be honest, you would run away like the family in the movie.