......honestly?

This'll sound odd
But I secretly hope I die on the operating table

>>948156560
I hope the doctor prescribes you a gaming chair after the operation. Good luck, Neptune and God bless.

>>948156613
i hope you do too. can i have those glasses?

>>948156613
btw, let me tell you a secret. my old neighbor has a motorcycle, so whenever I read about motorcycle accident I always feel giddy and hopeful.

Unrelated to how I feel about your operation. Good luck, really. Break a leg.

>>948156560
Good luck Lolvis.

Get better, you still need to roast me a lot.

>>948156560
>Oh yeah, and I broke up with my wife... Lol
Why'd you do a stupid thing like that? Afraid she'd inherit your collection of Elvis memorabilia?

I'm going to be scarce around here. After recovering from my heart surgery, I'm leaving the state and starting the final chapter

But I'll be thinking about you weirdos

I'm not saying I'm not coming back
I'm just saying everything is going to change for me
My schedule everything. Everything

>>948156905

Honestly?

I don't think I ever loved her to be honest

Well, I loved her... But I don't think I was ever in love with her

Believe it or not I'm still in love with jet's mother

So I'm just going to focus my energy I'm trying to help as many animals as I can wherever I end up and if there's such a thing as God (there isn't) he will smile down on me

>>948157009
Where the fuck are you going? To Memphis in order to die on a toilet?

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>>948156560
Who's Neptune?

>>948157123

Actually YES.....

Believe it or not you hit the nail directly on the motherfucking head

>>948157133

an irrelevant old asshole who has died six times and got tons of pussy and is super super kind to animals

>>948157065
Wanted to say something wise about matters of the heart, because you're going in for heart surgery. Can't think of anything, I'm drunk rn.

I just watched a movie on the hospital cable channel SUPER 8

Oh my God that was the weirdest worst movie I've ever seen!!

It was so fucking bad it was almost cool

It start a young Elle fanning i think?
It was SOOOOOOOOO bad I loved it

Has any of you ever seen that movie before?

>>948157196
Makes sense, I hope you get to it. To Memphis I mean. The dying part is is the inevitable part of life.

>>948157333
Started*

Typo sorry

I think that was a young elle fanning I'm really not sure

SUPER 8

SOOOO BAD IT WAS AMAZING

I would highly recommend for those who have nerves of steel

>>948157333
Yes, ages ago. I really don't know what the big deal was, but my friend ranted about it all the time. I think possibly he's a PDF.

Funny thing about that movie, when I watched it I thought it read like a Stephen King novel. But seems JJ wrote ut. Until I looked it up, I was convinced it was based on something Stephen King wrote.

>>948157251
Oh, cool. Sounds like I'd like him.

Sucks about the hospital shit though, sorry to hear...

>>948157516
Yeah thank God I only caught the last half

It was unbearable, but only half unbearable

>>948157916
nta but he does actually grow on you.

They're replacing my heart valve and implanting a WATCHMAN for Afib

>>948157933
What sucks for you is that the first half is actually the best part, before the movie goes off the rails.

>>948157933
I actually started watching Deadwood. Nearly two decades too late. Now that's a great show. I actually had to find this clip on YT since I found it so hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHiGW0UePT8

>>948156560
It's a shame you're still alive.
Get worse soon.

>>948156560
those glasses make you look like a huge fag

>>948158590
And the fact that you haven't fucked over 800 women makes you seem like a HUGE COWARD to me

Just saying

Unlike you, I didn't chicken out over 800 times, you sniveling scared little bitch

>>948158369
Imma watch that clip after they come in and give me my Xanax and pain meds

Boy oh boy I fucked up when I lost jets mom but that ship sailed a long long long long time ago

>>948158590
Dear Mr, "put his foot in his mouth without realizing it"....

RE: HUGE FAGS

Right now I could use a good chuckle.. why don't you be completely 100% honest with me and tell me how many women you've taken to bed in your life LOL

And keep in mind, if you're 25 years old and the number is lower than 700 - 750, then you might as well just lie and say 10 billion


Or you could demonstrate that you have a pair of balls and just be honest with me and tell me exactly how many women you've had sex with so far
................I promise I won't laugh

>>948156613
So do we.

>>948158590

Ill even remove my glasses

AGAIN, HOW MANY WIMEN DECIDED TO LET YOU EJACULATE INTO THEM, TOUGH GUY

..................................I'm waiting

Do you even have the balls to be honest?

>>948158590

I'm willing to bet $1,500 cash you've done mutual masturbation with other men on discord

Is this the faggot that spazzes out on people? You type like him. If so I hope you die, if not good luck.

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>>948159606

LOL SO YOU OPENLY ADMIT YOU HAVENT EVEN FUCKED 100 WOMEN?!!

HAHAHAHA

How old are you? Like 11?...... 10?.....

In 23 minutes I get lorazepam and fentanyl in this IV port (earlier I inadvertently called it Xanax but it's actually Ativan another benzodiazepine)

AND GIRLS WONT HAVE SEX WITH YOU

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>948159606
That's SO WEIRD, dude

Because in ugly and weird and creepy
But women LOVE fucking me

I guess you've got a hunchback?

A huge wart on your nose?

Coprophagia?

>>948159606
Apparently there's SOMETHING about you women don't like

>>948160673
Isis, fuck you.

>>948159602
>>948159541
>>948159415
>>948159118
settle down, think of the ticker

>>948156560
Isn't your son in town? He's near atlanta

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>>948161752

God damn I wish I'd never broken up with jets mother

she went through hell of her own making
Strung out on drugs BAD
needles...
the whole horrible hell
After we broke up

And I didn't care at the time

Too bad I should've cared

I wish I'd never parted with her

and my current wife finally realized I will always be in love with jet's mom

>>948156560
Karma for bragging nonstop about how great your life supposedly is

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lol

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good luck on your surgery, baby bro. i'll be praying for you.

>>948162723
I have never bragged about how great my life was

My life was SHIT

nope... I ridiculed YOU GUYS for not even trying

That has nothing to do with claiming my life was great or bragging about anything

Sure I banged hundreds and hundreds of women
And sure I hobnobbed with rock stars and multi-millionaires
And I created a lot of opportunities for myself

But I also went to prison and hobnobbed with murderers and scumbags

My life was far from perfect and absolutely nothing to brag about

BUT I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS NEVER EVEN TRY

YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE SITTING IN THAT CHAIR TELLING YOURSELF YOU CAN'T DO IT

SO YOU NEVER EVEN TRY

Don't confuse that with me bragging

>>948163027
Yes you DID, you constantly make fun of us and talk about how GREAT your LIFE is... EVEn though its SHIT and you always knew IT

>>948163027
Thanks johnny you are an inspiration!

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>>948157065
All the experience in the world will never truly prepare one for the surprises of love and relationships.

>>948162723

Nobody blames a ne'er do well for being bitter about another person becoming a millionaire at age 25

Especially when that ne'er do well is YOU

We completely understand it's source
But hey, who knows?.....
Maybe in the next 25 years you'll finally get up out of that stupid fucking chair and do something with your life

>>948163110
I'm a millionaire, you spent your entire life posting on irrelevant forums for loser teenagers/30 year olds. I just got here a few days ago.

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>>948163056

I challenge you to show me even one example of me claiming my life was great..

(And simply saying I'm HAPPY doesn't qualify because I'm always happy... I'm happy right now)

Feel free to show me even one example where I claimed I've had a great life better than yours or anybody else's....

(And even though I've got oxygen right now in the hospital room, I can't hold my breath forever so hurry the fuck up, LIAR)

>>948163199
Saying you're a millionaire, have lots of friends, etc. is saying your life is great even if its not explicit, thats how language works

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>>948163233

I never said I was a millionaire.... LOL

You must have an attention deficit disorder or something? Right?

And I never said I had lots of friends

Although back in the '80s I was a DJ at strip clubs and dance clubs and I have hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of people who I called friends, the ubiquitous social butterfly

But those weren't really friends

I've got a handful of a super good close friends I've known since we were like 12 years old

But that's it I limit it down to a very small number

All of my best friends had four legs and a tail

I HAVE PASSIONATE HATRED FOR HUMANS

But I never claimed I was a millionaire at all, weirdo

I was talking about my son

>>948163548
Your son that doesnt give a shit about you. Youre lying alone in a hospital bed, still posting on 4chan wasting away the last moments of your life like youve been doing for the last twenty years

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QRD on the headshake?

guys don't be mean to lolvis he's in a tough spot

>>948163056
>>948163126
>>948163233

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.......
This is what happens when somebody gets their ass handed to them and they are unable to come up with a simple honest answer saying "I guess I was wrong"

Incapable of admitting they made a mistake, THEY DOUBLE DOWN.
.
THEY TRIPLE DOWN....

THEY QUADRUPLE DOWN

Anything but admitting "I guess I was wrong"

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>>948163647
What was I wrong about?

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jupiter is beautiful

be nice to johnny he is just trying to motivate the youth

>>948156560
Damn how you been Johnny? Still watching your gay son? God bless hope you get better you crazy old bastard

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>>948163589
You seem to think I care who gives a shit about me. You Don't Know Jack fucking shit about what he likes or doesn't like
You Don't Know Jack shit about him at all
And quite honestly? Neither do I
I don't want to know
It's none of my business
I'm very very proud of my son
And I love him very much
And he can eat my shit
Just like you
I'm just like everybody else
The only difference is I'm not proud of you
I don't love you
But he can eat my shit and you can eat my shit together
Maybe you should schedule it and the two of you can sit down and eat a big pile of my shit
I couldn't get less of a fuck what anybody thinks about me

YOU SEEM TO THINK I'M HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Come squat down behind me while I serve you dinner down your throat you pathetic gaming chair douchebag
You've never done a God damn thing with your life
YOU DON'T GET ANY PUSSY
YOU DON'T GET ANYTHING
EXCEPT A CHAIR
JUST YOU AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING CHAIR
.................. Wicked cool consolation prize dude
Hahahahaha
You're obviously not actively heterosexual so why not get on your knees and blow me homo?
You have no proof to show any heterosexual activity in your life
So drop to your knees and do what you do best little girl
YOU can eat my shit
MY WIFE can eat my shit
MY CHILDREN can eat my shit
MY MOTHER can eat my shit
MY FATHER can eat my shit
ELVIS can eat my shit
even I can eat my shit as far as I'm concerned

But your mother? I just want her to deepthroat my turd and roll her eyes in the back of her head and make gagging noises she doesn't actually have to eat it I just want to see that whore deep throat a steaming hot turd straight out of my ass
Because any hole that you fell out of deserves to deepthroat my shit

get well soon Johnny, you'll always have us to talk to

Hey Johnny, your ugly sexpest son that you bullied like a fucking psychopath has lapped you multiple times over in life while you are dying destitute in a hospital bed like the junkie faggot you are. Lmao get raped you absolute loser.

>>948163626

No I'm not

I indeed WAS in a tough spot since September when I had the last heart attack

But now they're EXTENDING MY LIFE BY YEARS

This is the opposite of a tough spot

>>948164075
How does the gutter taste?

>>948164075
you said you almost died the other day and you're all hooked up with masks and tubes and your bare ass is hanging out of a gown. I like your attitude.

>>948163742
She's also A TOTAL GENIUS™ and a very talented illustrator

I've got several kids, and all the daughters are beautiful and brilliant

>>948164126
Its called male bpd

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>>948163949
I don't watch his show..... No

Nope I'm PROUD AS SHIT of him
but I don't watch that crap
that's for your generation

I watch Elvis and I watch my dick get sucked while listening to rave music

But fishtank? Nope

>>948164204
they had 3 elvis impersonators on this season you would have liked it

>>948157009
I can't wait until the Elvis impersonator shoots up Fishtank. Finally Neptunian kino

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>>948164126
I almost died yes

A super SUPER bad case of pneumonia

but I'm already up and walking around
Still hospitalized preparing for heart surgery that'll add 5 to 10 years to my life

See?...... It's not a bad thing
It's. Good thing

>>948164109
How does pussy taste?....

Ooops I forgot sorry.....
You'd have no way of knowing

HOW DOES THE SEAT OF YOUR CHAIR SMELL?

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you broke up with your wife? that's too bad (or maybe it's not).
hoping only good things for you, Johnny. Jet's really making a name for himself on the internet with Fishtank, remember you gotta stick around for a while to see how far he'll go.

>>948164204
Yea you peak in on him. It's okay no one here watches it either. He's turning out more like you all the time now. I'll pray for you old man if you don't make it say hi to your momma and Elvis for us.

>>948164322
not to be a rude dickhead but did you get the vax johnny? praying for you either way

>>948156560
Good luck Neptune and God speed you retard.

>>948164236
Jet had Elvis impersators on there?

REALLY?

There's no way he could have possibly done that without thinking about me, but it's much more likely because BAM

BAM is still using drugs in the house by the way

Anything he said about being clean is a lie

BAM it's also friends with that piece of shit navarone son of Priscilla Presley who gave Bam a pair of Elvis's sunglasses

Bam doesn't deserve them... Elvis would have hated Bam

Which is exactly why navarone gave some of his grandfather's property to him

Because that navarone fag hates Elvis
He thought he was going to be the throne to Elvis's heir of fortune and fame

Unfortunately he had no talent
So he grew to hate Elvis and hate his mother and hate everybody

But yeah Bam is still doing drugs in the house whether jet knows it or not

Something tells me jet knows it

I think they should drug test bam live on the air

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>>948164443
Johnny it was obviously a nod to you. Cats in the cradle and all that

>>948164322
That's a photo of jet emailing Sam right before he moved out from my house and went up north TO FOLLOW HIS CREATIVE DREAMS AND CREATE OPPORTUNITIES FOR HIMSELF

That's the exact opposite of YOUR CHAIR

I couldn't possibly be more proud of him

And I couldn't possibly care any less what he thinks about me because I don't base my feelins on reciprocity.. that's for amateurs and children

>>948164322
I've got pussy before. I've never smoked Crack or sucked dick though, so I got you beat in life. Only homeless junkies get pneumonia lol.

>>948164332
That's why I'm having the heart surgery

In September I died for the 6th time in my life

Think about that for a minute...
I have died SIX TIMES™

I decided not to have the heart operation because I decided number seven is going to be the final one

But I changed my mind and I'm going to go ahead and have the heart surgery and extend my life for years

If I didn't have the surgery I wouldn't make it through to the end of 2026

>>948164611
Because you are a crackhead.

>>948164547
I guess he really does get that woman brained personality from his dad and his go getter nature from his trick turning mother. Stop acting like some bitch he didn't call he's back home in Georgia now there's still time you stupid old fuck.

>>948164348

No I really don't watch it...

I don't watch anime
I don't watch rap videos
I don't watch lots of things

I'm set in my ways
Always have been
Even at age 12
I was SINGULARLY & COMPLETELY transfixed on Elvis

I've always been weird like that

>>948164611
Yeah probably a good call. 7 would make sense... die at 7 deaths but let's be honest with how much you've helped cats you're probably going to make it to 9 lives.
Everytime Jet shows up on my youtube stream I think "There's Johnny's son". Sickness sucks, injury obviously also sucks as well but you've still got as much time as you've got so keep making the best of it, man. The hard advice you give the incels and shut ins lands to those with ears to hear it.

>>948164730
Its called autism. Faggot get hit by a Harley Davidson and die from fent.

>>948164787
(you)

Praying for you Johnny. Get better.

>>948164611
My dad died a few times like that. Did you have any near death experience like the light or anything? If so what are you gonna do Johnny you gonna go into the light or do you not trust it? Share some of that wisdom

>>948164371
I've only had one vaccination when I was a kid in the 60s

I'm not even sure what it was, I think it was the polio vaccine or something

But all of us had to line up in the gymnasium and instead of a needle they had some kind of air pressure gun that forced a liquid through your skin

That left a big circle on your arm

And all of us had it. Every kid in the country got it. Your parents had it I promise

But I'm an anti-vaxxer
I even had to warn jet when covid came up
And also chicken pox or smallpox or anything like that

I had to warn him and his sister

When they were kids their doctor was named DOCTOR SUESS I swear to God I'm not lying

(He was actually from chechnya and it was spelled SOOS) Dr SOOS

And when I told him my distrust in certain vaccines (especially the big one where they give them a whole bunch of vaccinations all at one time) he said it was totally okay if my kids weren't vaccinated

He said because vaccinations are an umbrella treatment so if 70% of the population is vaccinated the other 30% are protected

And I had to remind Jet when he became an adult

That I didn't have them vaccinated when they were kids
I didn't want them defecating live polio into their pants for a year.. to hell with that I don't trust it enough

It's not that "I think I know more than science"
It's more a case of I KNOW ENOUGH to know that I have doubts

And that was good enough for me

So no I'm not an anti-vaxxer
I'm just very distrustful when it comes to certain medical practices

Especially when they deliver it like high pressure brainwashing being funneled between your eyes I'll pass

>>948164926
>But I'm an anti-vaxxer
>So no I'm not an anti-vaxxer

Your brain is fucking pudding dude

Hi Jet saw you had the thread open. Get that house cleaned little buddy.

>>948164926
I'm glad you didn't get the covid shot who knows how many more times you would have died by now