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Thinking of converting from Catholic to Orthodox.

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>>948164052
you never have anything smart to say.
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Christianity is just about your relationship with Christ and being a good Christian through your actions. You don't need a church or any middlemen. It is all just a scam.
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>>948164446
A church can provide a program for developing that relationship and most importantly, a community of like-minded people. Also, I can't receive the sacraments alone
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>>948164446
That's wrong. That's faggotry, not Christianity. You're a faggot.
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>thinking of worshipping a fictional dead jew while following these made up rules instead of these other made up rules
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>>948163974
Just go atheist
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>>948165022
What denominations of Atheist are there?
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>>948163974
Orthodox

It is a real lamb bred pure white and sinless with the smallest penis possible that does what it's told. That is the true nature of reality. It will be worshiped as the object of our salvation. For God is the bearer of all good things.

>For you know that you were not redeemed from your useless [spiritually unproductive] way of life inherited [by tradition] from your forefathers with perishable things like silver and gold, but [you were actually purchased] with precious blood, like that of a [sacrificial] lamb unblemished and spotless, the priceless blood of Christ. For He was foreordained (foreknown) before the foundation of the world, but has appeared [publicly] in these last times for your sake

You were bought at a price; do not become slaves of human beings. - 1 Corinthians 7:23
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>>948163974
orthodox what? judaism?
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>>948168412
Orthodox Atheism.
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>>948163974
Catholic not edgy enough for you? Need to find something a little more contrarian?
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>>948163974
you've already got the most important thing you'll need, a gay thirst for cock that can't be satiated
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>>948168510
Hey now, I didn't say I want to be a Catholic priest.
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>>948163974
You'll die in a Ukrainian field soon anyway Alex, so it doesn't really matter
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>>948168259
Are you drunk?

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