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>>948373880
Why describe when I can simply show you?

>>948373880
She doesn't exist

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>>948373880
2D
anime style preferably

>>948373940
I love Brie Larson

>>948374124
Don’t insult my wife by calling her Brie Larson.

>>948373880
A petite, submissive, skinny, double jointed, blonde, bisexual nymphomaniac who's loyal, intelligent, kinky, into co-op games and owns her own bar.

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>>948374402

>>948374332
Is that not her?

ShoeOnHead

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>>948373880
Creative, good sense of humor, is able to act, likes video games, like Kaiju films, is active, isn't lazy, and has a job. Girl next door type of look and naturally smiles a lot.

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>>948373880
Likes and dislikes the same things that I do and yet has a brand new, unique approach to all that I am and know.

5'0-5'6, dark brown hair, maybe blonde, any eye color, normal-fit, 6 or above face, medium short pixie cut but I'm cool with almost any hairstyle, college graduate with some boring numbers related job preferably.

>>948375030
Sure I'm cool with being cucked if she was a good wife. Generally speaking those two are incompatible but there are exceptions to every rule.

>>948373880
198.12 cm veiny and bulging muscled mommy

>>948375351
That's a very specific number.

reads girly magazine and bothers me with the pop psychology crap she reads in there.

>>948373880
In order of importance, missing any of the first 4 is an immediate dealbreaker, next 7 would be amazing, the final 5 would be a cherry on top of a perfect sundae:
- Loyal
- Kind
- Helpful
- Supportive

- No drama
- Focus on us and our family above everything else
- Same or similar styles of parenting
- Down to earth
- Frugal
- In control of her emotions
- Actually enjoy being around her

- Same or similar tastes in entertainment and hobbies
- Good cook / interesting hobbies / good personality (that sort of shit)
- Sex is actually interesting
- She's above a 5 on the physical attraction scale
- Makes decent money

Josh is my waifu

>>948378938
Thank you bb ;3

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Left me on read. Fml. My gf died in 2017 and virtually everyone on social media is taken. I'm pretty much numb now. I don't really have interest in maybe one or 2 other people no matter how pretty they are. I'll probably die alone. I'm 33.

This girl has me on my knees emotionally. Fucking sucks. Also. I shot dxm a few years back and that somehow fucked my lips up. I cant fucking kiss anymore. I have a ton of confidence but how the fuck do you get around that one? On top of that I just got confined to a wheelchair. No one is going to date me. My standards for women are way high too. Gf that died (pic in next post) was fucking perfect. Young, loved metal and tom petty. Cherokee. Fucking babe. I don't think I'll ever get over it. I have to get drunk to talk to women now. Fuck

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>>948380660
bro you good?

>>948380815
How did she die?

I'll be alright. Thanks for asking.

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>>948381044
Heroin OD.

Black(very dark)
Curvy(big booty)
Wide hips(crucial)
Belly
No tattoos
Tooth gap
Fat fingers, long nails
Thick mascara eyes

Lol are you serious. Tooth gap. Kek

Of age
Consenting
Cisgendered
Non-related
Human
Alive

Max 5'0" tall, 120lbs
Shoulder length curly brown hair
Adorably cute face
Max C cup
Min 36" hips
Pear or hourglass
Slight cellulite below the waist
Cankles
130+ IQ or PhD in something cool, like econ, polysci, or STEM (kinda nerdy)
Madly in love with me
Sexually submissive, cums easily
Loves gourmet food
Wears tank tops and baggy sweatpants around the house, sundresses in the summer
Contributes to the household upkeep equally
Loves the outdoors (camping/portaging/hiking/ATVs/snowmobiles)
Prefers cats over dogs

I like them six foot, strawberry blondish hair, ~300 pounds, named Josh

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>>948373880
Older than 20

>>948381224
Some imperfections are hot to me.

>>948382956
I would agree entirely.

>>948373880
i would need a time machine

>>948383850
elaborate

Hi Josh

>>948386480
cute

Yeah probably

Deaf, dumb, blind, rich, gorgeous nymphomaniac that owns both a weed store and a liquor store.

>>948385706
Hey

I'm gonna say it

>>948393774
Ok

my sister with a cute little feminine penis

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perfectly able to speak and give consent

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Qt1GA10LLDk

I got in a crash

>>948397532
What happened

NIGGER!

>>948398648
My car collided with another

>>948401125
Are you alright?

>>948401589
I am, yes

>>948380660
I am sorry anon. That is a sad story.
>>948381138
Native communities are fucked, if you decide to be with one you really have to get her the fuck away from all of that. Most of them are going to be how they are going to be though.

I hope things get better anon.

>>948381454
Your standards are too high.

There's a pic of her that shows up on occasion. She's blond, hair in ponytail, frilly trim on her jean shorts, holding some sort of anti-tank weapon.