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rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun
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Rice Shower.
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Rice Shower.
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roll
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>>948377777
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Sleepy.
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>>948378202
i want to suck you off
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>>948377628
Isis, fuck you.
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https://youtu.be/fkGG4KMxzkk?si=JU8NpUoV8ltIp0Hu
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>>948378251
Raceman.
>>948378288
I'm not available, sorry.
>>948378377
Finnish sleep bandit.
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>>948378202
eep?
>>948378377
GN!
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>>948378483
We know you are.
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I'll just leave this here
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>>948378202
Rise and shine Soppo! Up! Up! Up!
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>>948378461
Soon.
I got a new hat, it's really nice. Made of braided straw.
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Little dood is really melting down tonight
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>>948378602
It's too late and I'm tired.
Hello Enzer.
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>>948378646
I'm just surprised to see you admit that you're friends with a pedo. Normally you'd be simping for him
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>>948378795
I really don't trust your opinion on this
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you can't say you care so much about this topic and then give some the pass lol
i mean you do a pretty shit job at hiding why you have your biases but still lmao
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>>948378685
Well in that case, get some rest!
Howdy howdy, counting down the days for next weekend. The Benavidez fight is gonna be SO good
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The NEXT weekend, not this coming one
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Yawn.
>>948378933
Yeah.. soon, I'm kinda ready to pass out.
Boxing? Mixed?
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>>948378622
you are a braided strawwww what color is it??
staring
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>>948379049
Boxing yeah. For once Canelo isn't fight on Cinco de Mayo weekened, when he usually fights. Dude is chopped now. All eyes are on Benavidez, the very dude Canelo has been ducking lole
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>>948379075
https://files.catbox.moe/4365qw.jpg
I would stare too.
Want to make a new sheath for my knife. Might be fun.
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>>948379191
What kind of... fighting style was it? How do each fight?
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>>948379221
no way
are you taking it to work or is that a going out on the town kind of hat?
what happened to the old one? and where is my wallet
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what too much prison time and alcohol does to a nigga
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Marvelous Sunday.
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>>948379262
Both are Mexican style, it's an aggressive style.

Canelo was aggressive but after his loss with Mayweather he adapted some of Mayweather's defenses, overtime he's learned more to a passive/defense which makes it boring to watch. Dude now takes too long to study his opponent and doesn't fight until later rounds

Benavidez meanwhile is an absolute powerhouse
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Have a snickers bro
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it is Friday in California.
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wait i got that backwards and also it's not even Friday on the East Coast yet...
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lol
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Shane, have you considered going to that church you clean up nearby? :o
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you'd fit right in
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I am taking a shit.
A nasty one.
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>pinoy still thinks anyone will believe he's white
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roasted
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>SAAR PLEASE I AM JUS LEIK YOU SAAR
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>>948379714
Yes way.
It's more of a sunny day working outside at home hat, I have another hat with the same profile, wide flat round brim, out of felt, brown. I have a handful of feathers I hand collected on those ones.
Your wallet, I stoled it.
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>>948380866
I'm more of a white nigger than you'll ever be you stupid fucking pinoy.
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>>948381030
waaay
I'll need one of those soon.
what type of feather are they? I found a duck one about 2 days ago
funny you should say that because I did lose my wallet but I didn't have anything important on it and not as much cash to be missing out on
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>>948379954
Sounds like Mayweather vs Manny Pacquiao again, everyone was cheering for Manny but Mayweather got a "technical win", which made a lot of first time watchers upset, because they didn't know how points system work.
>>948381187
Yes way!
We call them chupallas, it's the hat our cowboys/farmers wear.
Rooster, hawk, peacock, hen, I had some dove and seagull ones once, wanna see that one?
I haven't made any wallet lately, I need to buy another piece of leather just for that.
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>>948381384
she'll notice the drooling
so they are locally made?
seagull? why are there seagulls near you? I do wanna see it
didn't you say you sold some wallets? or was that not from leather?
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>>948381384
Yeah. I'll give it to Mayweather for his defenses but that style is so so boring to watch (I still don't like him and I will call him a nigger). It's always satisfying to witness a knockout. Don't think Canelo has it in him anymore, dude spends more time golfing than training. He's washed, I mean I guess it's to be expected once he hit fame and has millions in his pocket. It's not about fighting for survival anymore though he claimed he was still in it for new heights, surely has bit off more than he can chew with his latest matches.
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nails
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lol
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>>948381727
She's probably drooling too.
They are national, yeah.
Anony, anywhere in my country you are always 2 to 3 hours away from the coast by car, give or take.
Yeah sometimes I'll make some wallets for fun and sell them, 10-15 bucks each, quality leather and hand stitched.
https://files.catbox.moe/kc4o06.jpg
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>>948381941
I should get my nails done again.
>>948381841
Yeah everyone was mad because it looked like he was running the entire fight not to mentione there is plenty rumours about Mayweather paying off for fights.
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>>948382298
I've heard that. Wouldn't surprise me. Shit's rigged sometimes, just look at Canelo vs GGG. They fucking robbed Gennady
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>>948382238
why would she drool..??
so they are affordable? or do you have to custom order?
what? so you don't get excited when someone invites you to the beach?
cheaper and better than the one I found, 17 and its not even real leather I just needed one fast
where did that round feather come from?
>>948382298
YES
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>>948382614
Why wouldn't she? You should drool too.
Eeeh, the average price is around 60 bucks. You just need to know your size, that's about it.
I don't go to the beach, I'm always busy.
Pleather ones are so flimsy and they peel so fast, I hate those.
Peacock.
Black nails with gold foil again would be really cool.
>>948382438
Like the Mike Tyson one, atleast he made a bag but at what cost...
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>>948382864
I have to wonder how bad was he hurting for money to agree to "fight" the clown paul faggot. Absolutely embarrassing.
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lmao
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>>948382860
Don't cut yourself on that edge lol
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>>948382864
you are right she so would drool... maybe maybe
60 if you have a big head?
why? you don't like it? scared of it?
yes the one I lost was made of cloth it was ok for the price
I have never seen one in real life
have your doll friend paint them
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There is an extreme lack of Jill in here.
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>>948383323
The Jill folder is limited, my bad chief
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holy lol
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>>948383214
I am so maybe right maybe maybe
60 in general.
I told you, I'm busy, I don't have time for vacations lol.
Idk man I would never pay 17 for a wallet.
They are very gay.
Could but not with the gold foil.
I'll eep
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it is funny to watch you pretend to care and be righteous tho lol
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what a snowflake
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holy projection
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>>948383377
That's okay, I'm supposed to post her anyway, not you.
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if you were truly righteous you also wouldn't borderline do the exact same thing you accuse someone else of doing lol
if you were truly righteous you'd also care about actual objective truths instead of lying or giving half-tuths constantly lol
if you were truly righteous you wouldn't clearly have skeletons in your closet on the "pedophilia" thing and give some people you still view as pedophiles the pass either lol
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>>948384298
lmao yeah okay sure

>>948384393
and you think people care?
how sad
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>>948384315
Well I hope you don't post elsewhere that I cannot say here~
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refusing to acknowledge youve now posted the persons cock that you claim to care about so much 200+ times, does not mean you haven't done it lol
refusing to acknowledge that thread you got way drunk, posted weird shit of kids, then got banned because of relm reporting it, does not mean it didn't happen
the only reason you singled out the spic is because he specifically made you upset in the first place, then spread to everyone else because you behave like a child
your entire narrative is built on half-truths and lies lmao

some good guy shanepedo is huh
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>>948384911
Idk. Seems like you're the sad one.
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not really sure how any of that clears you at all or tracks to someone who isn't off their rocker but alright lol
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>>948385249
I dont believe for a minute he can dress himself. He probably can't even wipe his ass. Peobably just smears it all around then goes around drunk in public telling people his asshole is itchy. Drunk loser. Fucking pathetic.
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>>948385728
Why is his one eye droopy?
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>>948384970
The Erp demon is NOT escaping horny jail.
Not today, not tomorrow, not ever. Stop trying.
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lmao
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my suit is fucking dapper
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>>948386256
Why is it every time you bring up kids, you start thinking of sex?
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>>948386276
@grok make him fat and put a propeller hat on him
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>>948386392
Nah they don’t exist because we all game together now. We don’t need your bbc obsessed bullshit anymore
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also it's definitely telling of something if there's multiple groups of people you've tried to fuck with and they also called you a pedophile lol
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>>948386496
Go away kike
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people in both places don't like you because you're mentally ill lol
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>>948386555
To be fair, I didn’t know he was a pedophile until he kept spamming images of minors on here and bragging about owning some pedo board on another site. Also him saying he knows 14 year old strippers and all this weird shit.
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dududu duu
Earth the cute
we keep having to install new machines for measuring cuteness because they always hit their limits with Earth chan.
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See, this imagine >>948386747 is of a minor, but he cropped it because he knows that.
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>>948386661
>>948386769
nigga oh no...
classic shanepedo i guess
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Daily bucket filling session complete
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why do so many people live in shanes head rent free lol
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Yeah Steph won’t be talking to you anymore since I showed her the proof of all that you did.
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LMAO
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there the little jewby goes
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>>948387167
Hey I had you making animal noises too!
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>checks thread
>literally just altair listing off fucked up things retards are into
lol
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>>948380535
Beautiful
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that would be sayori lol
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>>948385905
I like being in horny jail, other horny people are here too
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New Earth day images are coming. Senpai looks a bit tired, but happy. I'm so glad.
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>>948386763
will you let me give you oral sex?
just you no one els
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>>948388339
And you can stay there sharing bodily fluids with strangers as you please, I won't watch or participate but I guess I can let you tell me stories of what happened afterwards.
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>>948388636
Why would you want to hear stories about it?
>>948388569
Take me out to dinner first, anon.
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>>948388769
I like listening to people talk passionately about their interests, even if it's degeneracy.
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>>948388883
You like listening to retellings of orgies?
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I fucking love "waifu" (discord/animus/gay hookup) threads
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>>948388937
If it's entertaining enough, what do you know, maybe the schizo one decided to pull out wii remotes and invite everyone to play wii sports by shaking their ass.
And then one of them fell on their ass and they had to rush them to the hospital.
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>>948388636
Kinky boi. I'll keep a blog ready
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>>948388970
Anon, what are you talking about?
>>948388962
I love Earth, uwu
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>>948388982
An example of how the retelling of an orgy could be funny?

>>948388979
That sounds like a really bad idea.
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niggers anyway i got proof
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and i started insulting nezi first
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>>948389015
of what?
>>948389002
I mean, you actually invited anon to tell you about it.
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>>948389033
just proves i started it first
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>>948389002
Hey you brought it up
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>>948389033
That I did yes.

>>948389070
Telling me stories and making an erotica blog are 2 completely different things.
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before the 19th me and neptune with last cordial conversation was me talking about chilean bull shark it was pretty funny

i saw me and bc bugged up in the same thread too i said
"hello my name is bc and this is my 15 reasons why"
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just funny
i knew it was gonna be funny
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i started posting gore too
i'm adding sage automatically also fuck typing shit out
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>>948389155
Right. Well on that note, bed time
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so the claim of hurting feefees is horse shit
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maybe i should go back to gore posting
imma supposed to be porn shitposting howeverbeit
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how lol
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>>948389406
because i wasn't causing problems until after he caught flack
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imma do dailies in like 10-15 min then rain shitposting fury over entire board
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how lol
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incoherent, illogical, mentally ill Mayfag strikes once again with nothingburgers and shit takes
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>randy out of nowhere
literally rent free lmao what a bitch
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red lines like crazy they're seething
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you cannot grasp the true form of shane roden's retardation
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why's this nigger spamming his own thread?
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idk how your feelings weren't hurt when you began posting e-whores in here for no reason like march 19th, then it only took half a month for you to completely lose it while others were either ignoring you completely or making fun of you lol
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get a room you two wtf am I even reading this is waifu thread I'm here to post Earth girls what are you talking about what are you referencing none of this makes sense, are you insane?? am I insane?? I don't follow at all these screenshots are completely nonsensical, who is shane roden??ß???? whjy is this discussed in this thread every single day why do you do this to yourselves why do you do this to me why don't you stop I don't understand can someone explain this to me like I'm 5? I'm sick of being confused I want to know things or things to stop. Please help.
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animus cancerfaggotry
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holy lol
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another red line ooh they're speeging out
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getting banned again award goes to:
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>>948390518
anon
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desu

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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https://youtu.be/tnzGSUXaMhM?si=CkQ3Jj59df0cgj7u
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Retard got banned? That's funny.
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>>948391717
Why is she giving off lesbian goth rave at 5am vibes
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>>948392082
Altair, genuinely. What makes you say these things.
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>>948391717
cute goth rave gf
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>>948392141
Damn, Jupiter got some style.
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>>948392119
A
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>>948392327
I like Earth's simple outfit better, but I might be biased.
>>948392405
-ltair
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>>948392327
Life is shit, how are you these days?
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>>948393200
has the legend returned...?
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>>948393200
Pretty much the same.
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>>948390066
>No reason
>Call them gay while they're erotic roleplaying
boy i sure wonder why it happened it surely wasn't because they were being gay
nobody calls people gay because they're actually doing something gay
>people were ignoring you
wow that's crazy because my post to reply ratio is really saying the exact opposite
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>>948394768
I wanna rape a little boy
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>>948394851
You want to be raped by one
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>>948393793
Sorry to hear. I'll update you on what's going on.
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The best part about living in Michigan is the lack of extreme weather. Sure, we get our rain and flooding, but not like that.
Bar has been full the last week. Literally everyone's parents, if they're still around, live in Florida and come back only for storms these days. When I was younger, everyone was snowbirds (in Florida for winter, Michigan for summer) but the last 25 years or so, so many have just fully transplanted and only come up here to escape storms.
Florida is 20% native Michigander, at least, so everyone up here knows someone impacted, or currently has them sleeping on a couch or inflatable mattress in their living room.
I will NEVER fucking more to Florida. That shit is miserable hot. Fuck that shit.
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You don't need a school or an internship to educate and train yourself. Hundreds of skills are well within your grasp, and all that free time of yours means more time for study and practice than the working class. Many of these skills are cheap or free in terms of equipment and resources. Study, practice, improve. Learn a variety of talents, from the practical (cooking, first aid, fitness) to the entertaining (dancing/ music, storytelling). You can get away with being broke, but you'll never get women by being a boring, useless, stupid and unmotivated man
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Didn't sleep last night and spent some time thinking about the past. Remembered that one girl liked me when I was younger or at least that's what she told me. Another girl wanted me to help her study and asked me multiple times so maybe she also liked me?
Anyway, it feels nice to at least think I'm not as ugly as I previously thought, not gonna suddenly make not an incel but whatever
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I've found the kneeling/praying position is the best to fart in. Not does it not obscure the asshole, separating the buttocks. It doe cause a boost in volume, efficiently and smell. I for one found this a personal fav
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>>948395284
Naw its all good. My life aint that horrible.
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https://youtu.be/xYcX534JqG4?si=GETwnLr2SHpzf8XT
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have a new friend group that I like hanging out with, but tonight made me realize they suck and are more than likely holding me back... kinda tempted to just ghost and vanish into nothingness again, but a part of me thinks I should just chill the fuck out and start playing other games so I dont burn out again.
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You have one chance at creating a truely meaningful and fulfilling relationship, and it's when you're a young virgin in love with another young virgin who is in love with you. If you can acquire this and have the strength, commitment, trust and patience to preserve it you have a lifelong lover who will always be your teammate.

After this point the only girls you'll meet have had multiple partners and their bonding ability is broken, they'll get bored after a few months or a year and it's back to square one.
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How do I escape the rat race so I don't have to go to medical school and I can just have fun and do music for the rest of my life?
My goal is to just have a big mansion, big fish tanks, a big pipe organ, lots of kids, and a wife.
How do I get this?
There's tons of rich people like rappers and OF whores that are millionaires and I as a high IQ Anglo Saxon American can't figure this shit out
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>>948395516
>Michigan is the lack of extreme
Bullfuckingshit.
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I guess friday came early yesterday i thought it was gonna be saturday today
I guess i'm fishing tomorrow
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my balls are sweaty and it's irritating me
can't wait to get home
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In this day and age you don't even have to hide your face. Since the "women empowerment" movement, acting like a shameless slut and milking simps out of their money is seen as a "strong empowered woman who isn't afraid of embracing her own sexuality"
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wild men do exist but theyre rare
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>say it took shane about half a month after the 19th to lose his mind
>posts an image BEFORE that as "proof" that he's right
iq moment
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>everyone is sucking their dick the entire time until after the 20th
>no he didn't start making fun of everyone first trust me and he was just a regular avatarfag like everyone else before that trust me
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>no he didn't start bitching about yall obsessing and orbiting posters trust me even doe i cant prove otherwise
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you ruin your own threads
this has been exhaustively told to you for years
reminder he only started posting march 8th and call you faggots and dog fuckers
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lol
has to find examples of him talking the most mild "shit" that no one would have a reaction to just so bro can go "look, I was right!"
lmao
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I love my wife.
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>>948399189
it proves was talking shit first
if someone starts by talking shit first and never stops that means nothing uou ever did changed them
they're not doing shit because you upset them
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this does not change that you started posting e-whores for literally no reason then got mad when someone if not multiple people told you to fuck off lol
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it's the exact opposite in fact
anf you're doing shit because you're upset
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idk about that one lmao
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>>948399253
eh? did she have makeup on or is that flour?
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>>948399550
I am not sure since I have lost the uncropped image. I assume it is makeup put on by Haruhi to make her skin more white (good taste) as to make her more ghost/witch like. For some reason Yuki doesn't seem to like it.

Why is Earthchan wearing a surgical mask? This seems like a bad omen.
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>>948399888
Maybe you could help her wipe it off. Then she can put her face against you without worrying about getting any on you.
It's ambiguous. Sometimes it's implied Earth chan wears it because we made her sick. Sometimes it's implied because she has humans, and other planets don't want to get any of them on them.
To me, it sort of belongs to her. Behind the face mask, Earth chan has her safespace, and can make any face she wants without you noticing.
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>>948399303
You can't tell anyone to fuck off because you don't even respect your own rules
idgas anyway keep harassing people because you're upset ass mad bitch if you weren't complaining we wouldn't be here
>>948399458
it's less than a week you don't really have many threads to go through
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lol
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https://youtu.be/apzUMrZ520I?si=rj_kjyFGKXvDL-Om
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that's also not the reason i did it
clearly shows i did it because you were arguing with eachother to an obsessive degree
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lol

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