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IN THIS THREAD, I SEARCH FOR ANYONE TO CAN GRANT MY WISH, AT ANY COST
>also
you can grant wishes or ask for your wish too
you need to get in, especially those who can fulfill wishes

>>>>>>>>>>REWARDS ARE GIVEN!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Welcome
>RULES

1. no overlewd the thread

2. if you are a wish granter, fullfil 1 wish at least

3. ask for a wish, at least 1 time

4. you cannot make wishes that prevent or modify someone else's wish.

5. smile

6. All Anons that need hugs shall receive hugs


:)

>video
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>>948378935
>wisho+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
my wish to be go to an anime world of my election(it is not necessary to be the protagonist, BUT preferably yes), and be a child,tomorrow 24/25 (of this month April 2026) if it can be(or the next time i wake up).

>in case you want to fulfill my wish, let me choose the world, or at least the kind of wish that I don't want(not surprises or misinterpretations, it is asked before any part of the wish is fulfilled).
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>>948378871
yeah im trying to play pokemon game but its hard to get myself to

>>948378907
fair enough meows
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>>948379097
play a car game!
i really like car games ,even if i dont have a car
>>948379035
meows want anons to touch meows boi parts?
SUS!
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>>948379097
>fair enough meows
What if Meow iz getting ready to evolve into MEGA MEOW EX GAME CORNER VARIANT????

>>948379267
Touch Meow, win a prize!
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>>948379267
ill have to find one to play opk

>>948379449
i think that would be good meows?
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>>948379449
what prize meows?
i want a prize!
>>948379650
what you want?
arcade?
rally?
simulation?
depend of you equipment
simulation is only good if you have the accessories
the other 2 can be player even on keyboard if you want
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>>948378689
I meant what's got you working so hard to hurt yourself!
Are you getting a new car or something big?
I need a hotdog too with a Dr Pepper.
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>>948379650
>i think that would be good meows?
Gotta be! Anons will come to the Game Corner to play with Meow

>>948379785
>what prize meows?
Meow Lewding
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>>948379929
>Meow Lewding
boring meows!
gib a better prize!
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>>948379785
i only have keyboard so no sims i guess
i really know nothing about racing games opk

>>948379929
thats good meows
maybe i need to do that too
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>>948380275
>i really know nothing about racing games opk
??? how?
do you live on usa, the country with most car in the world and you never play a racing game?
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>>948380106
>gib a better prize!
nop

>>948380275
>maybe i need to do that too
IZ FUHA GONNA EVOLVE INTO A GAME CORNER FUHA??????????????????
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>>948380583
>P
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>>948380330
>do you live on usa, the country with most car in the world and you never play a racing game?
yes i do
and the only racing game i played was mario cart for gba, ds, and gamecube

>>948380583
>IZ FUHA GONNA EVOLVE INTO A GAME CORNER FUHA
idk if thats a good thing meows
sounds like a fuha that games alone in the corner
unlike what i do now where i game alone in my room.
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>>948381078
then try ANY anon
mario kart is not a racing game, is a kart game, is totally diferent
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>>948381078
>idk if thats a good thing meows
otay...

>>948380683
p
l
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p
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>>948378828
>still very busy?
yep, now with tennis elbow..

>>948379796
im working because i love what i do
but i may have overdone it.. (XvX )
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>>948378935
Ret bullying.
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>>948381151
maybe opk
have to see

>>948381381
sorry for buzzkill meows :(

>>948382383
sorry to hear suwanon
i need to call doctor tomorrow because sudden big drop in how i feel with no change.
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>>948379267
Download one!
>>948382770
If you still have GameCube, maybe try to find Need for Speed - Underground, was one of my favorites.
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>>948382770
i see i see
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>>948383238
I fell asleep, suanon!!! How was your hospital visit? Did you bring me back narcotics?
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>>948384312
anons are bedtime lewdness
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>>948384852
Wake them up, HAness!!!!
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>>948384898
i cant lewdness i sorry
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>Meowbrain.swf has stopped working
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>>948385424
Because your brain needs sleep, meownon!!!
>>948385369
Why aren't you asleep, HAness?
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forsen
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NINI FUHA
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I wish for lewd post!
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I'm here to lay plap to my mouse wife
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is kemomimi-chan poster still here

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>948384312
no narcs, nop
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>>948378935
You are so mentally fucked. Kill yourself.
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hi hi anons, sry for the delay, i was on a trip(long)
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wish fur extreme no-no pats
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>>948395854
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>>948397984
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>>948398129
>pat
>>948398734
>bleh!
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>>948393871
No narc? What about pantsu, suanon???
>>948398893
Plap, plap???
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>>948398893
OwO
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>>948399026
meows want plap plaps...
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>>948399681
You want to plap meownon, anon????
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>>948400385
nop, but i only grant anon wishes!
that is my job!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6Ny_LxD_1A
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>>948400650
Then I wish you'd plap meownon, anon!!!
>>948401245
You at work?
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>>948401331
Nyoh.
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>>948401817
Do I need to call your boss and let him know you're slacking off again???
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[magic lewd spell]

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>948402309
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>>948402309
>magic
gib
>>948402591
uuu!
>>948401817
hi hi, is ununsual to see you soo late froggy
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>>948402809
Too lewd???
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>>948402068
I am not!!!

>>948402809
Hey hey OP. Yeah idk why...
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>>948378935
Kill yourself you faggot.
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>>948402591
>>948402809
{lewd magic intensifies]
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>>948404067
Show butt!!!
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>>948403717
Are you being lewd, froggy?
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>>948404149
U SUPPOSED TO DO IT FUR MEOW BECUZ OF MEOW MAGIC
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>>948403623
boys are becoming very lewd lately yes
>>948403717
ok ok, time to sleep soon i guess?
im eating some pasta now
>>948404067
>{lewd magic intensifies]
but i dont want lewd magics meows!
>>948403978
yes
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>>948404189
Nuh uhhh!

>>948404491
Yea soonish. Just past midnight here. I don't feel like it but idk what else to do.
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>>948404491
>but i dont want lewd magics meows!
2 bad, lewd magic already here
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>>948404975
play games?
>>948405034
>lewd magic already here
>hides from the lewd magic
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>>948404432
scared to show your booty, meownon???
>>948404491
Why do you think so, anon?
>>948404975
>idk what else to do.
Try counting butts!
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>>948405201
Dunno which ones Op u.u
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>>948405235
i dont know, lots of lewds lately, or memes about lewds, even games are secret memes, like the new one about the blue ai uoh
>>948405248
retro?
i aways like retro, cheap and good, and you dont need a expensive pc or console(mostly)
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>>948405235
>scared to show your booty, meownon???
2 lazy :P

>>948405201
@w@
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namefagging on /b/ in 2026 that's a surprise
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>>948405383
Aha, some games I play are a little old. Baldur's Gate 1 + 2, Fallour 1 + 2. Seven Kingoms 2. Dawn of War 1. C&C Tiberian Sun / Red Alert 2. But idk recently.
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I wish I was my friend's pet rat
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>>948405805
dam that is classic pc, i never play some of those since i start the pc on the mids 2000s but i know the names
>>948405557
yep
>>948405813
why?
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btw I wish I had a gun
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>>948405931
Hehe. Baldur's Gate can be difficult to get into since the rules of the game are based on AD&D and that game is fairly complicated and difficult to get into.
Command & Conquest is chill though, if you like strategies at all you should try Red Alert 2 OP!
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>>948405931
>>948406274
ANONS R GONNA PLAY "ELITE"????????????????????
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In plain English:

One specific 11-character string (from letters + numbers):
about 1 in 52 quintillion

Three specific strings in a row:
about 1 in a hundred octodecillion (1059)


Short version:
“One string is ~1 in 52 quintillion; three in a row is ~1 in 1059—basically zero odds if truly random.”
“1 in 1059” in plain English:

One chance out of a 1 followed by 59 zeros

That’s one in a hundred octodecillion (using the short scale)


To give it some grounding:

The observable universe has ~1080 atoms

Your probability is only about 21 orders of magnitude larger than that denominator


So you’re talking about odds so small that:

Even if you ran billions of trials per second

For the entire age of the universe (~1017 seconds)


…you still wouldn’t expect it to happen even once.

In everyday language:
effectively zero under random conditions—but only if the setup (exact strings, exact order, no reinterpretation) was truly fixed in advance.
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>>948406438
>ELITE
that is too oldie meows!
But I'd love to play X3 Reunion again,that was the last game I really got hooked on.
>>948406274
mmm, ok ok i can try!
>>948406071
what type?
>>948406490
what is that?
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>>948406666
check'd

a big revolver I guess, like maybe a Smith & Wesson, something huge
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>>948406438
E-who?

>>948406666
Quads!
Do your best!
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>>948406788
ok ok, roll!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>948406666
>>quads
>that is too oldie meows!
But iz SUPER space action in 22 KB !

>>948406808
>E-who?
Really old, impressive, space game. Also ported to the NES in Europe - other regions never got theirs and thus ALSO did not get the workarounds/optimizations developed for those hardward iterations.
Iz such a good game people are working on a proper NTSC NES version now despite all the technical hurdles.
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>>948408114
>22 KB
but ram is too expensive now meows!
i cant affort it!
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>>948408343
Anon! Lick my armpit!!!
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>>948408726
but is full of hairs anon! that is dirty and gae!
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>>948408343
"RAM" Meow????
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>>948409400
>"RAM" Meow
lewd!!!
>>948409040
So if shaved and clean you'll lick, anon???
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>>948409400
>""RAM"
gib? then ram meows?
>>948409770
depend on how cute are you anon! and if you are not a boi too!
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>>948409770
>lewd!!!
:>

>>948410337
>gib? then ram meows?
:<
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>>948410391
> :<
:P
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>>948410337
Would you lick a cute ai uoh feet?
>>948410391
:p
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>>948411059
AI are not dirty anon, soo maybe is fine?
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>>948411059
>////<

>>948411059
>>948411212
WHERE CAN MEOW FIND DIRTY AI FOR TOTALLY LEGITIMATE RESEARCH REASONS
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>>948411212
Yes but you have to feed her memory, anon!
>>948411341
Can you afford memory, mewnon?
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>>948411465
>Can you afford memory, mewnon?
*Meow checks storage prices*
O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.
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>>948411341
chub ai?
>>948411465
ram or storage?
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>>948411982
>chub ai
OP k knows some sus stuff >_>
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hi anons
how is everyone today?
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>>948412086
MEOW GOT A SUMMER BLAZER >w<!

MEOW ALSO DUNT KNOW WHAT TO DO NEXT SINCE GOT ALL DIS SWEET VIDYA.
That stuff took a long time - what a Meow gonna gear towards next?
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>>948412072
>OP k knows some sus stuff >_>
is not my fault meows! <_<!

>>948412086
hi hi anon
not much today i guess, just some gaming and not much more, how you?
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>>948412336
>is not my fault meows! <_<!
Teach Meow bad things???
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>>948412744
like what meows?
i know lots of bad things
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>>948412282
>MEOW GOT A SUMMER BLAZER
but isnt it cold now 4 meows?
meows play a game for a bit then stop for a bit to play different one?

>>948412336
not much for me today
work and nothing else really
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>>948412890
TEACH MEOW ABOUT BAD GROWNUP THINGS SMOL MEOW NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT YET

>>948413016
>but isnt it cold now 4 meows?
Yop. Extra lucky find although it could be a better exampled one d:
>meows play a game for a bit then stop for a bit to play different one?
Meow WAS doing that, but taking a break right now. Gotta Go back a finish Resident Evil 9 for Mummymeow then start that Robo loli Pragmata game thing fur her after that.
7 Days will be for when Meow wants an "adventure" without much committent.
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>>948413417
well, some grownup do some stuff, that is called taxes!
someone came and steal all their moneis!
that is very scary!
>>948413016
no new games yet?
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>>948413758
>someone came and steal all their moneis!
W-what do they do when u haz no monies????
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>>948413855
mmm, i think you go into jail, that is actually pretty good since they give you free food and bed!
soo i dont know if that is good or bad!
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>>948413988
jail r bad
Meow r not supposed to go 2 jail becuz society need Meow cuteness n' beauty
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>>948414229
well, that only happend is meows is a grownup , that is why being baby is better meows!
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>>948399026
nyo..
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>>948412086
I only have a few days left till I have to find a job, HAness....
>>948411982
Which is more expensive?
>>948411840
Take out a loan, meownon!
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>>948414346
Turn Meow into grownup?
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I wish to meet a girl like Hanako Ikezawa in real life!
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>>948414480
>lewd
lewd...
>>948414699
but why meows?
being baby is better!
>>948414883
hi hi anon
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>>948414944
no!

>>948414819
(=-= ;)
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>>948415003
Are you done for the day, suanon?
>>948414944
Let her lewd, anon!!!!
>>948414883
What about you go to the virtual world to meet her, anon?
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>>948414677
>Take out a loan, meownon!
lol no. Meow fortunate enough to have gotten extra storage before these prices hit. Like, wow, this is like 2.5 times more expensive right now.
Meow couldn't afford this

>>948414944
>but why meows?
Meow heard dat they can become a grownup with help from an adult
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>>948415261
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>>948415301
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>>948413417
meows should make mummymeow happy!

>>948413758
nothing yet opk

>>948414480
hi suwanon

>>948414677
rats lewdness
now you have to get paid more
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>>948415457
Nya cute and funny!!!
>>948415261
Same. Glad I got all my memory before the ai boom!
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>>948415261
>grownup with help from an adult
that is gae meows!
and sus!
>>948415085
ok ok
>>948415003
and you do it again!
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>>948414944
Hey! How goes it?
>>948415085
>What about you go to the virtual world to meet her, anon
I would if I could, sadly I’m limited to playing Katawa Shoujo. I’m on act 4 and I cannot contain how precious she is when she’s happy
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>>948415778
This is now a porn thread, anon!!!!
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I wish to have Absolute-level Superpower Manipulation, as it's currently described in the Superpower Wiki, starting tonight.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>948415633
>meows should make mummymeow happy!
Pragmata should help with dat... hopefully.

>>948415634
>Same. Glad I got all my memory before the ai boom!
Meow has similar sentiments. Meow had to delay their upgrades to that same before-RAM-HIGH-time since Meow PC was first complete RIGHT before the chip shortage began. Meow don;t think they could wait for things to go down in price if they had to wait through THIS high cost market.

>>948415778
>sus
Sus things with Meow can make a Meow a grownup?
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>>948416274
How is pragmata, meownon???
>>948416011
You should try koikaku games! You can creat your waifu and do fun things together, anon!
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>>948416011
hi hi
good, i just made me a sandwich with some meat and egg
how you?
>>948416025
i think those are bois anon!
>>948416274
yes, sadly yes meows U____U
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>>948416519
>How is pragmata, meownon???
Meow dunno ? w ?
Playing after Meow finish the other Mummymeow game.
Meow basically hasn't seen anything since the first reveal; however, they really don't think they're going to like those hacking mechanic things at all.
They just got it becuz mummymeow gonna like the robo loli

>>948416748
>yes, sadly yes meows U____U
O_O
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>>948416274
hopefully both meow and mummymeow like that game
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>>948416748
>hi hi
good, i just made me a sandwich with some meat and egg
how you?
Playing Katawa Shoujo, Hanako’s story, of course. Having only been through Emi and Lilly before, it’s a first.
>>948416519
>You should try koikaku games! You can creat your waifu and do fun things together, anon!
Is that on Steam? I think a friend at my old job told me about that
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>>948417667
Maybe. I never checked. But non-steam version might be better!
>>948416748
You're a boi, anon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>948416970
She is a cutie, meownon! Almost as cute as (You)!!!
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>>948417637
As long as Mummymeow likes the brat it'll be fine. She loved the baby in Death Stranding, so robo loli would be of the same taste... hopefully.

>>948417778
>She is a cutie, meownon! Almost as cute as (You)!!!
*Meow jealousy noises*
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>>948417778
well ,yes anon!
unless the mirror say other stuff im a boi!(mostly)
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>>948415085
eh? what do you mean done?

>>948415633
hey fuhadweller

>>948415778
nyo..
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>>948419071
Are you done being a sexy glasses wearing brat?!?!?!?!
>>948418452
Be a lady boi, anon!
>>948418173
Nya taste like jelly too!
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>>948419204
not at all
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>>948419245
It sounds like you need correction, suanon!!!
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>>948419204
>Nya taste like jelly too!
How does a Meow avoid "accidentally" getting the "eject robo loli in space" ending? So Meow can avoid it, clearly.
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>>948419311
nooo..
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>>948419337
Spoil the robo loli the way you want to be spoiled, meownon!!!
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>>948419341
You dont want correction? what about spoiling?
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>>948419490
that'd be nicer..
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>>948419534
How would you like to be spoiled, suanon??? How does one make a suanon smile?
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>>948419204
that is illegal and not cute anon!
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>>948419446
M-m-meow dunt think those kind of things are legally allowed to be in this game
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>>948419611
hugs, cuddles, kisses.. maybe some soft lewding..
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>>948419647
You thinking bad thoughts about he robo loli, meonon????
>>948419632
Is it really????
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>>948419675
What do you mean by soft lewding, suanon...?
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>>948419819
it means no being rough or forceful..
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>>948419762
>You thinking bad thoughts about he robo loli, meonon????
No. Meow deserves that kind of spoiling moar than lolidumb unit L0
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>>948419936
I have a strong urge to bite (You), suanon.... I can't put my lewd finger why.
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>>948419938
You do, meownon! But dont you want to be a good meowther? You need to share the love with your ai daugher!
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>>948420043
i suppose biting's okay
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anons i sorry i not talk much
idk what to say again


is bedtime for me
hope you all have a good rest of your night and sleep well
nini
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>>948420184
If you are okay with me biting you. Are you ok of me eating you???
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>>948420328
nini, HAness!!!
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>>948420105
Nop
robo loli r abomination
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>>948420328
nini, feel better soon (u-u )

>>948420370
..s-sure..
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>>948420418
Dont talk to your daughter that way!!!
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>>948420543
Promise not to run away?
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>>948420543
that pic what youre doing rn?
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>>948420741
not right now, its cold..
but i could be, who knows?

>>948420724
s-sure, promise..!
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>>948420806
My new wish is to taste you till you cream, suanon....
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>>948420837
t-that may take a little-
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>>948420932
You make it sound like it's a bad thing, suanon! Lets take our time!
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>>948420608
Meow dunt wanna talk to teh moeblob at all :<
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>>948421010
a-and if its all night?!
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>>948421123
Then I might as well have you for breakfast!!! You in heat suanon?
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>>948420328
NINI FUHA
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>>948421168
n-not really in heat just.. a little.. lewder than usual?
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>>948421211
Meow no leik moebots
Meowbots r bad and dunt actually luvs u
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>>948421539
You're fun to lewd with! Have you had oral? Do you take time to please?
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>>948421588
That's because you need to teach them luv, meownon! Especally, motherly luv!!! And maybe some lewds!
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>>948421652
Teach them to go away :<
robololi r yucky
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>>948421798
>robololi r yuck
The robots will soon rule us, meownon! Maybe be a little nicer??
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>>948421615
im a complete virgin, lewdesu-
but from what i've experienced with myself, it takes me a bit..
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>>948421986
My second girlfriend was a virgin too. She didn't last long with me eating her. And I wasn't any good at it. I hope you fine someone to treat you like a 5 star mexican taco, suanon!
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>>948422164
>second girlfriend
you've had multiple?! i-i feel like im falling behind in life (@.@ )

>I hope you fine someone to treat you like a 5 star mexican taco, suanon!
r-right.. hope so too (XvX ;)
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>>948422413
>feel like im falling behind in life
Dont worry about that, suanon! Live your life. Right now I have no one. But I'm still positive and happy! Also, are you sleepy yet? Will you ever gib me your socks or pantsu???
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>>948422519
>Dont worry about that, suanon! Live your life. Right now I have no one. But I'm still positive and happy!
i am.. definitely trying my best in these times, yeah..

>Also, are you sleepy yet?
i am, been thinking of just laying down for a while honestly

>Will you ever gib me your socks or pantsu???
i dont know about that (=-= )
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>>948422619
>i am
Go to bed, suanon! That way we can dream of lewd things together! Maybe. Also, can I at least have a pic of your sock or pantsu????
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>>948422709
>Go to bed, suanon! That way we can dream of lewd things together! Maybe.
i wouldnt mind.. so i assume you'll tag along then?

>Also, can I at least have a pic of your sock or pantsu????
nop (=v= ')
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>>948422790
>i assume you'll tag along then?
Yes, babe! Lets nini together!
>nop (=v= ')
I had to try...
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>>948422884
>Yes, babe! Lets nini together!
ninii, sweet dreams.. ~(ZvZ ~)
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>>948422901
nini cap meownon!
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>>948422901
can i hump ur butt pwease

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