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Creepy old grave next to a tree at my friend's farm. What should we do?
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>>950077470
Realize that her parents cared more about her than your parents ever cared about you and leave it alone
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First of all........ it's NOT old.

Second leave it the fuck alone.
Better yet, take care of it and drop some flowers once in a while.

Be a decent human being.
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>>950078040
It's old look at it.
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Clean it up. Place some flowers. Say a prayer.
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Drill a deep hole down into the coffin and dump hot loads onto the dead girl's body.
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>>950077470
put it in your butt
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>>950078318
Disrespectful. Could be fun though?
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>>950077470
Dig up the skeleton and make a cage out of her bones. Then abduct someone and keep her in the bone cage. Only feed her eggs, LSD and viagra. Only lightsorce is an industrial strobe light and constantly play star ship enterprise engine sounds on loop for her.
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>>950078487
I honestly hadn't thought of that.
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>>950078040
THIS.
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>>950077470
I guess I should have made it clear. My friend thinks it's creepy and wants it gone. It's from the previous owner of the farm. Do you just knock it over or what. He said he'll pay me to handle it.
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>>950079716
You *needed that* to tell you?
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>>950079380
Pretty sure what you are proposing would be illegal.

It's definitely not moral.
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>>950080257
It's on private property not a cemetery.
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>>950080011
Public service to the Clueless who are still posting as if it is.
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>>950077470
Dig it up, prop the remains against the marble and use it as target practice
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>>950080689
What's even left of it?
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>>950080689
Kek
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>>950080689
hoist it up the tree for target practice
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>>950077470
bone broth
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>>950077470
Why she have that look on her face
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>>950077470
dig it up, drop her off at her folks
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>>950082671
Omg this
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>>950077470
jerk off onto her face pic on the headstone
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>>950077470
>What should we do?
?? Why do you feel compelled to do anything?
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>>950085979
He wants it removed and doesn't know how to go about it. The previous owners passed away and there is no family to come get it.
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>>950086022
You should be a writer, because your AI prompting sucks.
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Use headstone cleaner on it.
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>>950077470
He should try and get a hold of her extant family and see if they would be willing to move the body to a regular cemetery. He would have to pay and it would be decently expensive. Barring that, I hate to say it, just take down the gravestone and leave the body where it is.
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>>950077470
leave flowers there and pray for the dead. who knows, you might just come home with a friend
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>>950079716
OP is likely a Bot
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>>950087747
He ain't payin for shit.
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>>950080322
So faggot? Kill yourself and bury yourself next to her. Go rape your mother with aids before you do it.
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>>950080322
This was 40 years ago - not a thousand. If it's buried on private property, the family had to get a permit. Your buddy better think twice before doing anything cute, that falls under the phrase "desecrating a grave".
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>>950078040
Well said Anon
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>>950077470
The has so much AI fingerprinting
. Take off ya hoser.
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>>950077470
Have a beer. Contemplate life and how fleeting time is. How one day that will be you.

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