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>be me
>be retarded
>not as retarded as retard brother
>decide one day to challenge him to a battle to find out who is the stronger retard
>dont tell him this is the reason
>"would you like to box brother-kun?"
>mfw he says yes built like a box chested midget
>one rule
>we have to wear pillowcases on our head for protection and so we dont hurt eachother as bad
>we get ready to box
>3, 2, 1, *i take off the pillowcase* go
>i start beating the shit out of brother
>he's retarded so he can take it
>i put the pillowcase back on as he takes his off, act like i just did the same
>"phew anon you sure hit hard"
>lolz so who won?
>"you did anon, you won! we can go again!"
>okay.jpg
>we put the pillowcases on again, this time I just leave it off, i beat the shit out of him again
>beginning to realize i underestimated his tardation
>"this is hard, maybe one more time and we call it quits for the big winner"
>saynomore.wav
>i beat the rails off him not even just punching his head, just everywhere, he says stop twice but i keep going as long as he has the pillowcase on
>he looks like shit and hasn't hit me once because I'm 5 years older and puberty hits a tard like a truck full of rabbis
>my wingspan is his gross height
>he declares me winner
>go about my day, think nothing of it
>all_is_quiet_on_the_eastern_front.pcap
>ff to 4pm
>mom gets home, works gay job in jewish holocaust information center because of generational guilt or something
>brother runs at her full speed crying
>"anon beat me up and raped me alot mom!"
>watthefuck.jpg
>"he made me play in poop and made me rub poop all over the walls and raped me and made me break your vanity mirror!"
>ohshitnigger.jpg
>THENUCLEAROPTION
>I stand there open mouthed retard gazing at my mother
>unable to effectively articulate because am sped
>glance at my brother in what feels like slow motion
>have flash back to the barry take your meds episode of american dad